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comediakaidanovsky · 2 years ago

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okay so we all know the “the belt corrupts” theories but have y’all considered that maybe it’s the scarf? mjf isn’t like that, he’s just been exposed to the scarf’s influence for so long that it’s poisoned his mind completely. punk stole the scarf and kept it for like a week, and then his entire life spiraled out of control. even now he hears it whisper to him at night and freaks out and posts shit on insta stories. if mjf wants to break the curse he needs to realize that the scarf doesn’t love him and destroy it. scarf versus career match. all in london main event. total bloodbath

#mjf #friend and i spent hours discussing this and now i'm obsessed #you can't spill blood in a scarf match cause it makes the scarf stronger #it drinks the blood greedily #quite obscene to witness tbh #no one is the same after a scarf match #you leave something behind #not physical it's just - some part of you is lost along the way #also my friend pitched that every man mjf has screwed over should team up against the scarf #pinnacle punk bryan (cody) versus scarf #scarf gets a flawless victory #that's how mjf realizes that he needs to destroy it #for the next half year he battles the scarf over a series of matches just acting out the most traumatic storyline in wrestling history #it's fucking haunting and the audience begs him to stop and people ringside cry blood and he's in to deep #if he doesn't defeat it no one will

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