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tagged by @mynewoldfriend ♥️
— this or that
coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party
— top 5 songs on repeat
"you and i" - pvris
"one headlight" - the wallflowers
"how did it end?" - taylor swift
"rap god" - eminem
"(coffee's for closers)" - fall out boy
tagging @ramyeonguksu, @lilbittymonster, @xiapet, @anneapocalypse, @sundered-souls, @pavus (but absolutely no pressure to do it of course!)
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coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party
Some of these were different depending on the circumstances, so I just did what I thought was better either way. (I'm sorry, you can't make me choose between early bird/night owl since I'm kinda both or freckles/dimples since they're both so pretty!) Thank you so much for the tag @tornado1992 it made me so happy!! @lav3ndarrr @rileyh20 @fictionalcharactergraveyard @ididdedurmom @fishfilletinacan @fishssoncauyay @passionartx @grungiiuvu
Tagged by @sortinets thank you so much!!
coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party
this was surprisingly difficult!!!
Tagging: @hyperobsession @conjuring-ghouls & @major-fukkup
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The Bad Guys Book vines :D
Mr.Shark:All of the sounds that are trapped in your mind
Snake:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGRRR
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Doom:Snake?Snake!Wake up!!
Snake:Aw sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich
Doom:Go back to sleep.AND STARVE.
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*Snake and Centipede having a big bad fight*
DRILLAAAAARGH:Can I have a waffle?..Can I pls have waffle?
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*Shark and Legs kiss*
Shark:Wow groggy
Legs:I can't believe I just did that
Shark:I can't believe I said that!
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DRILLAAAAARGH:For me,I really like Onsaay
Shaard:What do you like so much abt her?
DRILLAAAAARGH:
🎶 SHE'S BEE!
A BEE WITH WINGS
SHE HAS A CROWN
(she has a crown)
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BEE🎶
(Parody of its corn 🌽)
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Joker:Ahggg, sorry I'm late.I was...doing things
Snake:AGH,AGH HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
Joker: That's such a strong word,I prefer,Giving you a little push
Snake:Oh I'll give you a push when I bite your ass!
Joker:Hey,watch you language in front of The One(Agent Fox)
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Nathan:Oh we actually have a chip reader now
Milton:Oh yeah,hmmmmmmm
Nathan:Oh it's not gonna work with that kind of a chip-
Computer: Translation completed
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Wolf:USE THOSE DISGUISES THAT YOUR GOOD AT!!!
Legs:He stopped with disguises since book 11
Wolf:WHY YOU STOPPED!?
Shark:I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH FIGHTING CRIME!!!!
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Shark: Let's play truth or dare
Joker:How do you play it?
Shark:Oh it's easy.All you have to do is choose between truth or dare
Joker:Okeyy..dare
Shark:Eat 3 times a day, sleep normally and don't go out while storms
Joker:Wait!I want truth!
Shark:Do you eat 3 times a day, sleep normally and don't go out while storms?
Joker:Lou darling I don't like this game
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*Piranha kicks Kitty Cat in stomach*
Kitty:AUUUGHHHH!WTF!!
Piranha:You are on of my best friends and I can't stand and watch you throw your life like this.YOU'RE TOO YOUNG! YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Kitty:Wtf are you talking about?
Piranha: I'm talking about the baby that is growing inside of you belly.
...
Joker:See ya!
Kitty: I'm not pregnant!!
Piranha:Not after that punch your not,I have taking karate classes
Kitty:I was never pregnant Piranha!!
Piranha:Um you sure
Kitty:Yes I'm FUCKING sure
Legs: I'm sorry but why de fuck is everybody screaming here?
Piranha:Oh I thought this was a positive test -
*Legs kicks Kitty in stomach*
Kitty:AAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHG!!W T F!!!
Hope you enjoyed 🕷️🦇🐝
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Deity | Loki x reader
Pairing: Loki x reader
Style: One-Shot
Word count: 3048
Warning: fluff
Summary: Y/N new between Avengers. But she's not so confident with her powers and their controlling. And now she needs to attend Tony's annual Gala.
Will anyone be able to help her with her confidence?
A/N: Holy molly...I did it! First of all, I'm not good in writing One-Shots. It always ends as multichapter. Second thing is that this is my first fiction in English after 6years. So I know it's actually crappy. But I needed to write something different, since I'm stuck with my other stories. And I want to thank @devilbat @that-writer-who-never-posts and @ladybugsfanfics for their amazing stories that inspired me to write this one.
Hope you'll like it.
"So...The Gala." Said Wanda, trying to sound like she wasn't interested at all.
"What with that?" Sam got caught by her little bait and shifted a bit on the sofa in the living quarters, so now he was half lying.
It was again that part of the year,when none other than Tony Stark forced everyone, to dress up and kiss some wealthy asses, to get money for the upcoming year.
Or at least, that's what Natasha told Y/N when she asked why is there such a fuss around it. It was clear to her that no one actually wanted to go. Except Steve and Thor. Thor loved every party with alcohol. And Steve was just like labrador. He loved people and couldn't help himself.
Y/N put down the book she was barely reading, because of so many voices interrupting her peace. She was sitting on the floor with back resting against the sofa.
"Alright guys, it's not going to be that bad."
Y/N turned her head after the voice, raising eyebrows on Clint.
"I don't have dress." Mumbled Wanda to herself, because no one didn't paid attention to her anymore.
As they were loudly arguing one over the other Y/N sighed to herself. It wasn't about that nobody noticed her presence in the room so far, but because being around big crowd of people just wasn't her thing.
Even just thinking about, what can go wrong there, made her nauseous. Y/N looked at her hands and bit her lower lip to gain back at least a drop of her control.
"I can't go there." Y/N muttered, hoping that no one could actually hear her.
"Sorry for ruining, whatever your plans are Draga, but everyone needs to attend." Said lazily voice behind her back. As Y/N turned her head, clearly startled by whoever noticed her, she met with half asleep Bucky. "That's the rule."
He didn't even look at her. Just comfortably folded his arms on his chest. But thanks to this old soldier, everyone was now looking at her.
"Is there any possible way to get out of it?" Y/N looked desperately around, searching for anyone to save her.
"What's the problem?" That spider-boy, who she couldn't even remember the name,sat beside her.
"Peter…"
Natasha walked into the room. And Y/N was glad she did, because thanks to it, she was able to address this poor boy by his name again.
"What?" He asked Natasha with puppy-like face.
"You're not going." She said firmly with serious, or rather more murderous look.
"WHY I CAN'T GO?" Peter immediately threw a tantrum. Huffing like a little boy he was.
"Tony banned you. You know, what happened last time." When Natasha said that, that boy's face turned its colour to crimson red.
Y/N could only presume, what happened, since she wasn't part of the squad back then. And that was the thing Y/N feared the most. Her powers were unstable, when she got nervous. And she got nervous easily. The last thing she wanted was to make a scene or turn the room upside down.
Which could happen even now. She loved all the Avengers. They were her only family. But they were too much to handle, when they were all in one room. Sometimes Thor was enough to get on her power control.
"Are you worried about your powers?" Asked Clint as if he was able to read her mind.
"Nothing's gonna happen." Pietro swifted behind Wanda, leaning to kiss her forehead as she was sitting in the armchair comfortably.
Y/N was envious of their relationship, even though they were just siblings. She didn't want to admit it out loud, but she was jealous.
"How do you know that?" Y/N asked, her lower lip now shivering slightly.
"Because we all will be there to get embarrassed instead." Said Bucky, finally giving up on sleeping. He sat up and smiled with still sleepy eyes at Y/N.
Y/N felt a bit reassured by his words. But still felt uneasy about the upcoming event, she couldn't run from.
"But can you imagine, Y/N tripping while walking down the stairs, starting to panic in the middle of the fall, only to teleport onto someone's lap?" Sam wasn't even able to say that without laughing like a mad man, rolling from the sofa, falling on the ground.
Y/N cheeks started to heat up as she imagined it vividly.
"Or that Y/N get so scared that she turns to liquid in front of the prime minister." Ads Wanda and high-fives with Sam.
Few other laughs, but it doesn't seem so funny to others. And especially to Y/N.
In the middle of those two laughing and Y/N feeling embarrassed like never before, Bucky stood up and looked at everyone.
"Not so funny to me." He silenced them both by that single sentence. "And now, if you excuse me. I need to prepare my formal arm."
Everyone burst out laughing. Every one except Y/N. As she more and more succumb into her own fear, she's not able to stay in the room. Without any other word Y/N vanished, scaring the hell out of Peter.
Y/N was pacing in her room. Opposing emotions fighting inside her. She once again glanced at dress sprawled on her bed.
I heard what happened. And I know you feel insecure about your powers. I'm not going to persuade you to come, but if you decide to come, I'll be glad.
Y/N sighed and buried face in her hands. Everyone tried to calm her anxiety. Bruce tried to find way to calm her. But all the science was useless. Sam and Wanda even apologised for their childish behaviour. But none of that helped to decide.
It was that note, stucked to those beautiful dress in front of her, which made her think about going.
There was no name on the note. Y/N had no idea who sent those, but they were exquisite. Part of her didn't want them to come in vain. Even if that meant, she'll get embarrassed in them.
Hour and half later, and already being late, Y/N stopped in front of the elevator doors. She didn't feel like herself. It was easier for her to run in shirt and pants around the compounds than in dresses. Her uniform was better than this. Mostly, because she already got used to it. Partly.
Another sigh escaped Y/N lips as she absentmindedly looked at doors.
I can't do it
Yes I can
No I can't
I can
Y/N's hands shaking as she finally pressed the button on the side of the elevator. She wanted to do this for herself. To stop being such a coward. Like when Avengers found her. When they saved her.
She was scared a lot more back then. For a few weeks she was able to talk just to Steve and Tony. Y/N forced herself into it. Just like she was forcing herself now.
Part of her wanted to find out, who is the person, which sent her the dress. But she already had idea who it might've been. That note was diligently and beautifully written. That left just a few options to choose between.
Y/N got out of the elevator and walked down the hall. Each step accompanied with loud thud of her heart. She at least tried to find a piece of confidence in it.
Cabaret music was faintly playing as a background to loud voices of the people in the room. It was the largest one in whole compounds and yet it was overflowing with people.
Y/N halted in front of the railing and looked around, feeling a bit nauseous. She spotted a few of her friends laughing loudly. Some were in the middle of passionate discussions. And Thor was occupying the bar, as always.
Close to him was standing person Y/N saw only occasionally around. Mostly on missions or in the library. It was none other than Thor's brother, Loki.
His raven hair tidily combed to the back, curling behind his ears and around his neck like snakes. His Asgardian clothes were a little bit off today, but he looked good despite that. He was standing out. It wasn't even his classic one. The black, green with hints of gold. This one was mostly blue with yellow and black. It perfectly underlined his icy blue eyes.
As if he knew, someone was looking at him, Loki raised his gaze, meeting with Y/N's eyes. He couldn't believe his eyes. On the top of the stairs stood completely different person than he knew. She was always like gray mouse. But in the blue sleeveless dress with, yet to discover, bare back and veil, she looked like a goddess. Like she wasn't earthling at all.
He couldn't take his eyes off her. Nor he was able to speak.
Y/N immediately looked away and slowly walked down the stairs. Holding onto the railing the whole time, as she clearly remembered what Sam said before.
"Oh my God Y/N. You look stunning. Where did you got those dress?" Wanda squeezed both her hands, thoroughly examining the gown.
"Someone sent them to me." Y/N answered shyly as she tucked loosen strand of her hair behind her ear.
"Gave you that needed confidence to come, huh?" Appeared Pietro out of nowhere.
But that didn't scared Y/N at all. She was a master of appearing from nowhere.
"Or...she want to know, who sent her these." Wanda smiled at her devilishly, which made Y/N blush through thin layer of makeup she had on.
"Let her be, you sharks."
Y/N heard Thor's loud voice as well as Maximoff twins. Her face immediately lightened up as she turned at the God of thunder.
"Thor! I'm so glad to see you." Y/N shortened the space between them and hugged him, which the God returned gracefully.
"I'm glad to see you as well lady Y/N. " Thor bowed when he let her go.
He clearly had something greater than earthling's beer. But there was something else that made Y/N stop in her tracks.
"Can...can I ask you something?" Y/N bit inside of her cheek to calm herself and actually wait till God's answer, to ask.
"What can I help you with?" Large smile was plastered on his face, even though his eyes were a little hazy from the alcohol.
"Did you, by any chance, sent me these?" Y/N asked as she pointed on her dress, too eager to know the answer.
Thor furrowed his eyebrows, as if he was thinking hard.
"I'm not aware of that."
Y/N's face dropped a bit. She thanked him and took a stroll around the room. Trying to talk to people.
It was harder than she thought. But of course she tried, holding her head high and smiling ever so slightly, so that nobody would tell she felt insecure.
"Ahh, Y/N. Come here. I would like to introduce you to someone." Tony spotted her in the crowd, even though she thought it was impossible.
He had one of his expensive suits with crimson handkerchief in flap pocket. With load of jovial manners he held his whiskey glass in one hand, motioned at Y/N to come closer with the other.
Y/N nodded slightly, wanting to please the organizer. Till now she thought that everything went well.
And as Y/N walked towards Tony and his company, someone bumped into her rather roughly.
And that was the moment, everything started to fall apart.
Y/N's heart skipped a beat as she stumbled, trying to find anything to catch herself onto. Only to overthrow waitresses tray as her arm turned into liquid. She accidentally ignited alcohol beneath her feet, falling to the ground. Y/N closed her eyes firmly. Feeling the heat of embarrassment running up her cheeks.
But when she opens them again, she's nowhere near the spot she was just a few seconds ago.
Instead she was face to face with wide chest covered in blue leather. Y/N knew exactly who's chest it was. But at the same time she was scared even to look up.
"Trying to lit up the party?" Loki chuckled as he looked down at Y/N.
Once again he saw the same person in her. And he thought it was somehow cute.
Y/N started trembling, embarrassment taking over once again.
"That...really was not my intention." Even her voice was trembling.
She made one step back, to get away from that intoxicating scent of his, only to be pulled back by his hand. Her eyes widened.
Loki's hand was cold, casually resting on Y/N's bare back.
"Careful. If you don't want to repeat the whole scene." The God of mischief whispered with his deep voice into her ear, sending shivers down her spine.
Breath hitched in her throat, pushing Loki away. Y/N shot him a deadly glare.
"Now, if you excuse me, I really need some air." Y/N said almost growling at him, before she disappeared once again, as she didn't wanted nothing more than to run away.
As Y/N teleported on the balcony, the furthest point she could go beside missions, bit cold air fan over her figure. Warming herself by softly stroking her arms, she walked towards railing.
She looked at the buzzing city in front of her.
All those lights and sounds made Y/N feel lonely. She wanted to be like others. Not minding what everyone thought about her.
"Can I join you?" Loki's voice cut through the seemingly pleasant atmosphere.
Y/N turned to him, annoyance glistening in her eyes.
"What do you think?" She spat at him.
But that remark just made Loki chuckle as he walked over to her.
"What do you want?" Y/N said, clearly not happy that Loki wasn't understanding her even a bit. Or maybe he did it on purpose, to ruin this evening even more.
"It's such a beautiful night, isn't it?" Loki leaned his body to the railing, observing Y/N's every move. Even the tiniest one.
He was fascinated by her brusque tongue and how she could change her behaviour in seconds.
"What do you want, Loki?" Y/N asked again, folding her arms on chest, feeling pissed with each second.
She just wanted to be alone. But now she was forced to stand in front of the person, who made her heart beat like crazy.
Y/N knew very well, it was a bad idea to like the God of mischief, but she couldn't help herself. She fell for his every inch the moment she first saw him. Even though he didn't spare her glance back then. There was something that pulled her to him. Like a magnet. Or maybe more like a drug.
Shivers ran through her whole body, overshadowing the feeling of coldness. Which Loki immediately noticed, taking off his cloak, putting it around her shoulders.
"I just wanted to admire dress I sent you." Loki's eyes sparkled softly, turning Y/N speechless.
She didn't dare to dream that it could've been him, sending her those. And actually, she forgot about that little mission of hers, after she got so badly embarrassed.
Y/N wanted to ask him so many questions in that moment, wanting to turn down his smug smile. But first of all, she poked Loki's chest, to be sure he's real and not just her imagination. Even though that cloak seemed pretty much real to her, warming her body.
When the tip of her finger actually touched the leather surface, she looked at him shocked. As if she just realized everything was true.
Loki was calmly standing there, looking at her with clear interest. Y/N was different from others, in his eyes.
"I suppose you like them." Loki chuckled, catching Y/N's hand, before she could take it back.
"W...why?" Y/N whispered, looking down at her hand in his.
It didn't make sense.
Nothing did anymore.
"You needed confidence and I wanted to see you in dress. It's a win win."
Y/N narrowed her eyebrows in disbelief. It seemed as one crappy reason to her.
"Look. I know that you still feel more useless than the benefit. "He squeezed her hand, sending yet another wave of shivers through her body.
"But I saw, what you can do. On the missions, you're practically different person. So radiantly confident." Loki took a step forward, slowly closing the distance between them.
Y/N wanted to run away yet again. But this time from completely different reason. This was something that she didn't count between her options.
She was just looking at that Mischievous God, thinking that it must be one of his pranks.
"Do you want to know, what I saw when you were standing on the top of the stairs?" Loki made another step forward, causing their bodies to touch on all those right places.
Y/N's breath hitched in her throat, all her thoughts and rational reasons vanishing. Like if she was drunk or drugged.
And she really was. Intoxicated by his scent, voice, heat of his body and even those damn eyes. But Y/N nodded almost desperately, eager to hear his voice again.
"Confident dazzling Goddess."
Moans were bubbling in Y/N's throat, as Loki hit all those right strings, making her weak in the knees. But Loki leaned even closer and whispered to her ear.
"I saw Deity."
Embarrassment and fear was no longer in Y/N's body system. As if Loki casted a spell over her. She turned her head a little, just to be able to look at him.
"You liked that?" Y/N asked, biting her lower lip.
"Damn, I love it." He licked his lips before attacking hers.
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"What do you think?" Thor asked happily, pointing at the balcony.
"That we have two problems now." Sighed Steve, massaging bridge of his nose.
"It was your idea" Gasped Bucky and Peter in disbelief.
"Peter?" Everyone turned to the youngest.
"What?"
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