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marzipanandminutiae · 17 days ago

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My Dark Ship Is Morally Fine Actually; Your Dark Ship Is Icky And Gross And You're A Bad Person For Shipping It will never not be a hilarious take to me

like we're both here at the devil's sabbath my guy. you're just embarassing yourself

#fandom #shipping #dark ship #paragraphs-long screeds about how Ellen/Orlock is AKSHULLY not abuse at all so it's FINE #friend I do not care. that's not how ~I~ interpret it but that doesn't matter! do you! go in peace!#I don't think you're a bad person for how you smoosh your fictional character dolls together!#you can also like. non-judgmentally say 'hey I'm not into that particular ship. it squicks me.' that's allowed!#I do think trying to pretend it's a healthy relationship so you don't have to admit that You Do The Dark Ship Too is cringe #(apparently there's an anti-Sharpecest pro-Ellen/Orlock post going around and that just. that just tickles me so much)#(chill out have some Evil Tea and Cursed Crumpets we're all in the same boat)

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