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What if Gladnis did, the chapstick challenge? (If u don't know what that is there are tons of videos of it on Youtube)
I did have to check it out on YT because I had no idea what it was, and kept mentally picturing the Gladnis and DUDE, YES. (ノ*°▽°*)
I’m in for this!
Edit: I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS IT WAS INCREDIBLE, HHNFHGF, THANK YOU ANON![Adding a Keep Reading at some point]
Gladnis did the chapstick challenge and had a darn good time with it.
Did you know that they did it on a video, too, not just alone?
The video is up on Eostube, as well! It’s got over four million views already, and it’s in Prompto’s channel! That’s right, Prompto’s a vlogger.
Since he doesn’t talk much with his parents and he has no other friends to share what he does with his friends, but wants so much to talk about it, then why the hell not talk to the camera?
And so he started vlogging! It wasn’t in his intention to grow famous, he only wanted someone to share his experiences and feelings with, and as he had no one in particular, then why not whoever wanted to listen? So of course he tossed all his videos onto Eostube.
He had no thematic at first, since he just shared random stuff and events.
People started liking and suscribing and asking him things, so he started making it much more formal and putting more of editing hours into it, and his suscriptions grew and grew and never stopped!
He films and takes photos of the places he goes and the things he does (without exposing his adress or anything too personal). As the channel grew, he started making some thematics into it: he has Q&A Fridays, ‘Chocobo Hunt’ (he’s just filming places where he spots a chocobo, whether real animal or not), ‘Dead or Alive’ (he goes to taste test to different stalls or restaurants and marks ‘dead’ or ‘alive’ according to whether he liked it or not), and, among some others, he has the space ‘Princefriending - A Common Friend.’
He’s gotten so used to Noctis as his friend that he just filmed the two of them doing things without giving weight or particular highlight that this is the prince, until the people in the comments recognized him. And ofc the Q&A went on and on until Prompto had to open that space just for things regarding his adventures with Noct and company!
At first it was only Noct, but Prom introduced Gladio & Ignis at some point.
Prompto has an adorable video of him ranting and reacting to the news that Gladio and Ignis are a couple (only released on his channel after Gladio and Ignis confirmed it was okay to make it public).
And so, while most of the videos focus on all 4 or Prom and each bro individually or etc., Prom has Gladio’s and Ignis’ Chapstick Challenge on his channel (ages; Prom - 19, Ignis - 21, Gladio - 22).
Coon has a special net that connects to Eostube, so I’m gonna describe it to you:
*www.eostube.lcs**Enter**Typing on Search Box: ‘Promptocobo Gladio and Ignis’**scrolling down**Clicks on thumbnail that shows the caption ‘Chapstick Challenge ROYAL edition!? /open-mouthed emoji/’**slams the heck out of the ‘Skip Ad’ box*
*8-bit Chocobo theme song playing; a toon Prompto dancing in the middle of the yellow, white and blue colored background; there’s a signature in a corner of the fanartist*
P: Hello and welcome to…. PROMPTOCOBO ヽ(・∀・)ノ
P: I am Prompto! And this is another video for… *sounds and visual effects* Princefriending! Or, videos where I rant and show you a commoner’s life as friend to the Lucian prince and company.
P: Today, in case you haven’t read the title, or the caption, or seen the thumbnail,or the description, I bring to you the so famous: Chap- stick Cha- llenge! *sound effect of cheering*
P: Now, I know what you’re thinking: am I kissing Noctis? Is Noctis kissing me?
P: The answer is a magnificent No! ☆ ~(‘▽^人)
*sound effect of sad Aaw*
P: *sigh* I know, I know. Pretty disappointing. He’s missing a lot.
P: So you can skip this video if that was what you were looking for, BUT, you’d miss the opportunity to see… “Cockatiel Chef” *picture of Ignis pops up* and “Boulder Bookworm” *picture of Gladio pops up* make out in front of the camera, oh yeah („ಡωಡ„)
P: Please don’t tell them I called them that.
P: So as you know, Noct’s adviser and his Shield are dating-
P: Creepy.
P: -And they’re gonna give the Chapstick challenge a go!
P: *taking the camera off the tripod to carry it in hands* Let’s say hello to…Mr. Gladiolus Shield Amicitia, and Mr. Ignis Adviser Scientia!
*Prom turns the camera so instead of self-filming, he’s filming said guests.*
*They’re in a cozy apartment or home, nothing too extravagant; both are sat at the sofa, and it seems they had been casually talking before this, and they wave at the camera as casually and carefree as if though Prompto had as casually started filming this instead of this being prepared*
P: Say hello, you two!
G: Hello, you two!
P: That was lame.
I: Hello, everyone.
P: Ignis, classy as always.
P: *self filming again* Now, you may be wondering…how did Prompto get *visuals of a black background and big, thick captions in red appearing word per word as Prompto says with a dramatic voice* THE HOTTEST COUPLE OF EOS *black background turns into animated fire; screen goes back to Prompto as normal* to agree on Chapstick challenge? Gladio and Ignis, the relationship made public, still don’t often show PDA to the media or even at work at all, so- how did I get them to agree to not only kiss to the camera but also accept the Chapstick Challenge?
P: ANSWER IS:
P: I did not!
P: Honestly the only thing I did was to say ‘Hey, why don’t you try the chapstick challenge?’ and they agreed before I even explained what it was.
P: *turns the camera to them* Wanna explain that?
G: Eh, yes. Thing is *points at Ignis* This idiot over here says that he’s got a more sensible and better developed sense of taste than I do. And obviously that can’t be.
I: Honestly, it can be and is. This twat over here *points at Gladio* thinks that only because between the two of us it is me who cooks and he who swallows the entire refrigerator at once-
G: I do not-
I: -he’s got a more sensible sense of taste than me. Which is obviously ridiculous.
G: See, what you say makes no sense. It’s obvious that the one that eats more has a better sense of taste, and that’s…me.
I: *sarcastic, elegant laugh* Gladiolus. Dear. *places fingertips to his own chest* I am the chef.
G: ….so?
I: So, it is obvious I’ve got a better sense. It’s not about how much you eat, but how many things you’ve tasted. As a cook, I’ve tasted many, many ingredients and a wide variety of dishes, most of which you couldn’t even pronounce the name of.
P: OOOOOOOOH!
G: That was low. Right, okay, but it’s not about who’s eating more or better. It’s whose tongue is more sensible to the ART of the culinary art itself.
I: That makes no sense.
*G & I continue to argue*
P: *self-filming again* ……
P: So what happened is, these two have been arguing over this for days, I got exhausted, and I suggested-
P: sarcastically and not even expecting them to have heard
P: - “hey why don’t you make the Chapstick Challenge? I mean, it does have a lot to do with the ‘sense of taste’”, and because all their ‘arguments’ end up in them making-out anyway, why not argue, figure the answer, and make-out all at once?
P: Just when I said what it was about both screamed ‘YES’ and didn’t even question me or the game; they only needed to know there was a game where they could compete against each other and prove who’s better, and the rest doesn’t matter.
P: These two are so competitive over everything.
P: Honestly I’m not sure if I respect or fear them.
P: *sounds of the couple friendly arguing in the background* …
P: Okay just- let me control these two
*black screen, the chocobo theme, and the captions ‘84 hours later…’*
P: AAAAH! So, where were we? ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ
P: Right!
P: *filming the couple, still sat at the sofa at a height that suggests Prompto put the tripod at a similar height as if the camera were his own eyes and he’s sat across them. Gladio and Ignis look at the camera, both smiling each their way; Ignis has a leg crossed, and Gladio rests the head against a hand. Both are paying attention*
P: So, what we will do is….here I have, packed and new-
G: *contains a laugh as Prom speaks, Ignis subtly nudges at him*
P: -*showing to the camera* twenty different chapsticks, all a different flavor. So I’m going to put them all in this bag *showing it to the camera*, we’re gonna, you know…shake it-
G: *is about to burst out laughing again; Ignis, once more, tries to subtly nudge at him but starts starting-to-laugh as well*
P: -and I’m going to pick a random one, so while one of them is blindfolded-
I: *snorts*
G: *laughs as quietly as possible*
P: …
P:….what?
P: ….
P:… ohmYGO-
*black screen, high pitched beep, and captions in white ‘We’re experimenting technical difficultitties, please stand by’ and a ‘lol u read that wrong’ pointing at the ‘difficultitties’*
*Back to the couple sat at the sofa, different poses, both are smiling as if recently done with laughter. Ignis’ expression could be saying ‘My gods, what the heck are we doing?’ but he looks amused*
P: So as I was saying, we put the chapsticks in the bag, one of them closes the eyes or wears this absolutely beautiful eye mask, I pick a random chapstick, I give it to the one that didn’t close the eyes, so he puts it on, they…do that thing with kissing, and the other tries to figure the flavor! Easy enough, guys?
G: Yep.
I: Understood.
P: Okay, so…who goes first?
G: Me, of course.
P: You’re not gonna fight that, Iggy?
I: Not really.
P: Okay, so, have the eye mask, Big Guy.
G: *while they talk unimportant stuff, takes the mask, sees it and laughs, puts it on. It’s got a pair of big Kenny-Crow eyes on them.*
I: *stares at him trying not to laugh*
G: So. How do I look?
I: Terrifyingly handsome.
G: I know. *smirks for a moment, and then starts making kissy gestures at Ignis*
I: *holds it only a moment, bursts out laughing and smacks Gladio in the face*
*change of moment, same scene*
P: Okay, so…I pick a random one and… *digging into the bag; takes one out, shows it to the camera. Works on the lense’s focus so it can be readable. It reads ‘Coconut’*
P: *shows it to Ignis*
I: *sigh* I am disappointed. This represents no challenge to either of us, but…
G: *talks unimportant matters while Ignis puts the chapstick on,who’s only replying sarcastic ‘Huh’s at Gladio’s ranting*
G: You’re not listening, are you?
I: Are you going to kiss me or not?
G: *short but exaggerated deep breath, moves towards Ignis blindly* Come ‘ere you loser.
I: *reaches closer to him and uses a fingertip under Gladio’s jaw to guide him*
G: *holds his face and pulls him close, holding him in place, and kisses him*
I: *smiles during the kiss*
G: *kisses him more*
*chibi-like Prompto’s head popping from a corner with the little caption OMG*
G: *pulls apart and licks own lips, making unnecessary/exaggerated noises of tasting*
I: *smiles, lips still ghosting and face still trapped in Gladio’s hands*
G: Hmm….this tastes and smells like your shampoo.
I: *rolls eyes, but keeps smiling*
G: That’s easy. This is coconut.
P: *cheering, at the time Fanfare song plays background and a chibi Prompto appears from the bottom of the screen, holding two little flags*
I: Okay. My turn.
G: HAH. See, I got it at the first try *pulls mask off* I am the master of this, Iggy, I don’t know why you still want to try.
I: Honestly, this one shouldn’t even count.
G: Oh, so you’re not gonna count it?
I: Yes, I am. But the only reason I’m counting it is because you’ll do so poorly with the next ones that it will embarrass me that your counter stays 0 by the end.
P: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
G: *exaggerated offended expresion*
G: That hurt.
I: Good.
P: *laughs*
G: You are so mean. What are you waiting for, put it on!
I: I am not putting that frightening mask on myself. I am beautiful as I am.
G: *rolls eyes* Put it on, it’s to be sure you won’t look and cheat.
I: I can just close my eyes.
G: Unfair.
I: What, do you not trust me?
G: No.
*background music stops playing at the time Ignis gasps; Gladio & Ignis hold eye contact in total silence, tense*
*dramatic piano music; screen shows a black and white picture of the couple as if it was about a poster for a dramatic movie, with captions ‘Are Gladnis breaking up!? Find out in Season 2′*
*back to normal screen, Gladnis friendly arguing lowly; Ignis ended up just closing the eyes*
*Prompto’s digging for a new chapstick and shows it to the camera; it reads ‘Ebony’*
G: UNFAIR. Pick another one.
I: That’s cheating.
G: Shut up, Scientia.
*dramatic zoom to Ignis’ face, as he raises an eyebrow. Chibi Prompto pops out with caption ‘LMAO Gladio gonna DIE’*
*Prompto takes out a new chapstick. It reads ‘cake batter’*
G: *exasperated sigh* My god, what did you buy, ‘Ignis’ choices of chapstick flavors’?
*the guys talk while Gladio puts the chapstick on; they friendly argue when Ignis asks him if he’s done, Gladio bursts into a Patience rant, and Ignis growls that that’s not what he meant*
G: Kay, I’m ready.
I: Okay. *awkward silence; voice louder as if nagging* Well would you be so KIND to come kiss me? I can’t see.
G: Didn’t know you kiss with the eyes.
P: *laughs*
I: That was lame.
G: Well, actually you do. You know your sweet, sweet gaze feels like a kiss to my heart, don’t you?
*background music stops playing, at the time Ignis turns the head in Gladio’s direction and smiles. Ignis puts a hand up and sweetly caresses the Shield’s face with his knuckles*
*Screen changes to a chibi Prompto that looks between terrified and disgusted*
*Back to normal screen. Gladio takes Ignis by the face again and brings him close, guiding him. He closes the eyes when their lips meet. Ignis kisses him very slowly only a few times; takes as long as Gladio did, except slower*
I: *pulls apart and stays quiet*
G: …so?
I: Hm. It’s tricky. I am going to assume this may be vanila?
G: HAH.
I: What?
G: WRONG.
I: Seriously?
P: This says ‘Cake batter’, Iggy.
I: ….
I: Nonsense. That doesn’t taste like cake batter at all.
G: Loser.
I: It’s unfair, does it taste like cake batter to you?
G: Yes.
I: You don’t even know what cake batter tastes like, then.
G: You’re just claiming the flavor is nothing alike because you’re too proud to admit you’re mistaken; how is this not going to taste like it should, what is the point on naming it this then, what is-
*Prompto self-films a blank expression while the couple argues background*
*Next chapstick Prompto pulls reads ‘Ebony’. There are many complaints, but Ignis accepts it claiming he’s not a cheater ‘like some others’, puts it on and reaches for Gladio. The couple kisses for a while, and Gladio lingers on his lower lip, with a ‘Hmmm’ of thinking before he lets go of Ignis’ mouth.*
G: …that’s…I don’t know…bitter cocoa?
P: *bursts into quiet laughter*
I: *snorts*
G: What?
I: I feel personally offended, Gladiolus. By this point of our relationship you should be pretty acquaintanced with my favorite drink.
G: Wha- *pulls mask off, reaches for the chapstick on the table and reads it, shocked. He looks at it intensely like the more he stares could make the flavor change; eventually puts it down and turns to Ignis*
G: That doesn’t taste a single bit like Ebony!
I: *raising the pitch of his voice* ‘You’re just claiming the flavor is nothing alike because you’re too proud to admit you’re mistaken’
G: How DARE you use my own words against me, Scientia
I: See, these don’t even taste at all like they should. You lose this round.
G: Wha-!? Not fair! Bu- say, we’re still 1 - 0 to my favor. I’m winning. I lost the battle but not war.
I: A rough beginning tends to predict a sweeter victory for the one in disadvantage.
*Prompto continues to pull chapsticks from the bag, showing them to the camera, and handing them to the respective gamer. Eventually, the count is 5 - 6 to Ignis’ favor*
G: *exasperated sigh after losing again*
P: *laughing* Heeeey, Big Guy, what is the probleeeem? I thought you had this!?
G: Shut up, blondie.
I: Rough beginning; a sweeter victory.
G: You too shut up. Your turn, babe.
*Prompto digs through the chapstick; by this point Ignis has closed the eyes and is staring away, waiting; the mask has been thrown behind the sofa 3 chapsticks ago. Prompto murmurs a ‘what the f*ck?’ and shows the chapstick to the camera; it reads ‘Popcorn flavor’. He hands it to Gladio, who, after reading it, stares up at Prompto and makes a face that clearly asks ‘How in Eos is that even possible, wtf does this mean???’, but none share a word. Gladio shrugs and starts putting it on*
*Gladio finishes putting it on and turns to Ignis, claiming he’s ready*
*Ignis tries to get close but doesn’t get anywere when-*
G: *sigh* Iggy, this won’t work, it’s stupid and awkward-
*P and I are asking him separatedly what does he mean, but Gladio continues talking no interruptions*
G:- we’ve been sat side to side all awkward and it’s uncomfortable, if I’m going to be kissing you for like another two hours I want to be comfy and I want to hug you, so you have to come ‘re-
*Gladio’s hands sneak around Ignis’ hips and under his ass at the time the Shield turns to his side and tucks the legs onto the sofa, scoops Ignis up at the same time and pulls him onto his lap so he’s straddling him, his thighs at each of Gladio’s sides, even though camera doesn’t offer a sight of it, showing from torso to head, Ignis barely reacting or having time to do so*
G: *serious* See, much easier and comfy!
I: *blinks a bit startled at first, but immediately smiles softly. He gets secured in his place crossing the ankles behind Gladio’s back, without applying pressure, and rests his hands on the Shield’s shoulders*
I: Much easier and comfortable, indeed.
P: Eeew, you guys going to do the thing or are you turning this into a cheesy romantic video?
G: What, wasn’t this supposed to be so already?
I: *laughs very quietly*
G: Kay, chapstick’s on, Iggy. So, kiss me.
I: Make me.
G: *raises eyebrow; dramatic zoom to it; dramatic extra zoom and black and white filter along dramatic music for a few seconds*
*screen back to normal*
*Ignis reaches down to kiss Gladio; his hands still rest on Gladio’s shoulder and they caress subtly on them. He’s got the eyes softly closed, like the Shield. Both focus on the kiss for a moment. Gladio tries to break apart, but Ignis requests ‘One more’ and they lean into the kiss only an inch after separating.*
*Ignis asks Gladio for ‘one more’ around five times; by the fourth, Prompto’s face appears by the corner, with a disgusted expression; by the fifth and as they kiss the Shield widens a smile*
G: *not opening the eyes, lips still rubbing on Ignis’* You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t ya?
I: *soft chuckle* You wish. One more.
*Gladio laughs softly only for a second before leaning closer for another kiss.*
I: *a few seconds after breaking apart* This…is…new.
G: *smirks at him*
Ignis: …I don’t know. Honey?
G: Yes, sweetheart?
I: *smacks his shoulder; Gladio only laughs*
I: Is it honey flavour or not?
P: *sound of Fail/Rejection similar to a NYEH*
I: Wha-!? But why!?
G: *laughs* See, you suck at this game, too. It’s nowhere close, does it taste like honey to you?
I: Of course not, but-
G: Then why the hell would you say so?
I: -No, listen, it’s just- the Cake batter flavor didn’t taste like Cake batter, the Caramel didn’t taste like caramel at all, Sugar was almost the entire opposite, so if nothing tastes like its name suggests, Honey wouldn’t either so as this doesn’t taste like Honey but is similar to-
Gladio: Ohmygod, Ignis, it’s Popcorn.
I: How is that even a flavour!?
G: Look, I didn’t make the rules!
*Prompto self-films his blank expression again while the couple continues arguing background*
*The next that Prompto digs from the bag is Cherry. Ignis looks at it and smiles, and mouths at the camera that ‘Gladio will like this one’’; captions included for those not catching it and non-native speakers*
*Prompto has to get closer to hand it over to Ignis seen as both refuse to move from their “Comfy Love Nest”. Ignis takes it, argues with Gladio when the Shield gets worked up by Ignis’ telling him to ‘keep the eyes closed’, ranting about trust issues and going full fake drama on him while Ignis rolls the eyes and puts the chapstick on*
*Ignis hands it back to Prompto, and as he moves the lips to spread the chapstick on them real good, camera makes a zoom into his face and captions write ’Fabulous’. A note appear saying ‘Ignis got angry at me for that caption. He said I forgot to add ‘& Splendid’*
I: Okay *rests the forearms on Gladio’s shoulders* I’m ready.
G: Kay, come and kiss me. I miss you already.
*Quick appearance of doodle Prompto’s disgusted face*
I: *laughing softly and leaning down* Aren’t you the smooth talker?
*Gladio smiles but doesn’t reply; Ignis pressed their lips together and Gladio catches Iggy’s; they kiss only twice before they pull apart half-an-inch*
G: *shaky voice* Oh, my Six, I like this one.
I: *subtle turn to look at the camera and half-nods as if saying ‘Told you’*
*While Ignis did that Gladio had reached up for another kiss, but found Ignis’ cheek instead; the pressure makes Ignis’ cheek sink and grow rounder, and the adviser grins happily while Gladio complains on ‘where did your mouth go?’ Ignis turns to face him again, still happily smiling, before reaching to kiss him again*
*kisses lingers too much. background music stops playing to make this much moreawkward on purpose (for viewers, that is)*
*Gladio purrs out a ‘Hm, yeah’ after another kiss and doesn’t break apart. Ignis keeps smiling and lets Gladio kiss him long and slow. The Shield still hugs him by the waist, very softly, and Ignis moves the hands to Gladio’s face to cup it*
I: One more?
G: Just shut up.
*Ignis gets to laugh for only one second before locking the lips with Gladio’s again. Along the kiss Ignis asks ‘You done yet?’, ‘Got the answer?’, ‘Is that enough?’ and other similar questions, only to be answered with ‘Nope’s, ‘One More’s, and ‘I need another hint’ and similar responses*
*The kiss goes on for thirty slow seconds in silence and awkward.*
*Dramatic zoom in to the counter* *Dramatic zoom to the kissing couple* *Zoom into the time counter* *Zoom into the couple, and then a dramatic zoom into Ignis’ thumb (the one the camera can see) catching the subtle way it caresses Gladio’s face*
*Black screen with an entire white toon Prompto with a blank expression*
*Zoom into counter that reads 3 minutes into the kiss*
*Back to toon Prompto, this time terrified while screeching*
*Back to normal screen; the couple is still kissing, holding each other and mouths connected. Gladio looks rather serious and focused, Ignis looks happy and purely content*
P: *standing up and crossing the camera’s sight* That’s it, I can’t, I won’t stare at this all day.
G: Oi, blondie!
P: *stops and turns as if prepared to retake the game.*
G: *stretches a hand towards him, palm up* But leave that cherry chapstick with us.
*Screen with terrified, screeching Prompto again, zoomed in*
I: *sighs and closes eyes*
G: *smirks up at him* Can’t miss it. This one does taste of cherry.
I: Alright. That’s a point to you.
P: That makes the game even!
I: …*looks at a side*
I: …actually…that’s not quite correct.
P: Huh? Of course it is, it says on the-
I: *gestures for him to keep quiet, talks slowly and in a clear lie* No. Apologies. It is not cherry, Gladio.
G: Oh? *smirks and raises an eyebrow* It isn’t? *pecks Ignis on the lips* *fake gasp; talks with faked, flamboyant voice* You’re right. It is not cherry. I am afraid I can’t name it… Some come ‘ere, I gotta study this real good.
*Both lean into the kiss; this time, Ignis wraps his arms around Gladio’s neck and Gladio hugs him tighter*
P: *crosing the camera again in the opposite direction than before*
P: Eeeeew I AM- DISGUSTED.
I: *not opening the eyes and basically mid kiss* You suggested we’d make this.
G: Can’t complain, sunshine boy *immediately retakes his slow kissing with Ignis*
*screen shows the couple for a few moments, before it turns blue & golden with jazz music background and captions ‘I came back thirty minutes later and found them-’ ; caption changes into a smirk emoji; changes to new captions reading: ‘NAPPING, THESE IDIOTS WERE NAPPING WTF I FEEL LEFT OUT >:’(*
*screen comes back to the living room, the couple is sat side by side on the sofa, holding hands; Gladio yawns heavily and Ignis, head rested on the Shield’s shoulder, sometimes rubs at his eyes; Prompto’s inventing a silly rant on how it is rude to nap on the prince’s couch without his permission, lecturing them like it’s a serious issue except he sounds silly and trying not to laugh*
*silence with the sleepy couple after Prompto shuts up; Gladio’s staring at Ignis and lazily plants a kiss on top of his head, and Ignis rubs at his eye from under his glasses once more before putting the fist down*
P: ….did you understand?
I: ….*sleepy* what?
Chibi Prompto appears at a corner, laughing
*same scene, different moment*
P: SO! We’re obviously not doing ALL the chapsticks we’ve got or this video would be like three hours long-
P: Especially with how long these two take with their smooching
P:- so we’re keeping it there! Are you guys content with the results?
G: *lazy smile* Yeah…
I: But you didn’t win.
G: So? You didn’t win either.
I: …true.
P: See, that must mean that I win. I was never mistaken.
G: *laughs* That doesn’t count.
I: He didn’t get any kiss. Let him have some triumph.
G: *histerically laughing*
*a :’( appears on screen*
P: that was mean. So mean. *Gladio’s still laughing* You know what guys, this is the last time I guest feature you in my channel. *another :’( appears* Why are you so mean to me
I: *Tenderly and quietly, with a little smile* We love you, Prompto.( ´ ▽ ` )
*silence*
*A :’) appears*
P: Ohmygod, Iggy, that’s… *a ;A; appears on screen* That’s so nice, I love you too!
I: Really?
P: Yeah!
I: Nice :)
G: And do you guys love me?
P: Yeah!
I: No.
P: Oh. *pauses before bursting out in laughter*
*Gladio only lets out a little ‘Dammit’.
*screen goes back to Prompto as the video started, with the camera on the tripod, giving its back to the sofa/living room area, and Prompto as the focus, only the wall visible behind him*
P: Well, guys, that was it for the Chapstick Challenge, royal edition! Featuring Iggy and Gladio, the chamberlain and the Shield of the prince, but, more than just that, his friends and brothers, and who I’ve had the pleasure to know and befriend as well.
P: I hope you enjoyed this new video for ‘Princefriending - A Common Friend’ it was a pretty traumatic experience to me in some points, but- I had fun and they did too, so…hope you guys had fun too!
P: If you liked this video do consider liking it and suscribing in the buttons down below.
P: Like always, remember to stay well hydrated, stretch those legs, and-
P: *dramatic gesture of self-hugging*
P: Receive a TIGHT, TIGHT HUG from me-
P: And see you next-
P: *looking off screen, as if offended* O h m y g o d, THEY FELL ASLEEP AGAIN>:’(
P: I can’t believe them, it’s like I don’t even exist-
P: *quiet*
P: *stares at both sides*
P: *stares at the camera*
P: * smirks and glares at the camera*
P: *same expression than before, but now he’s holding up a marker*
P: *same than before, but there’s a filter ofanimated fire and sound effect of a demon-like laughter*
P: *back to normal filter and happy looks as if nothing had happened*
P: So, see you next time!
P: *Kisses two of his fingertips and uses both hands to salute, waving them from his forehead to the outside; winks and says ‘See ya!’*
*screen changes to the blue&white background, 8-bit chocobo themeplaying, and a toon Prompto sits in a corner with a pet chocochick; two other thumbnails show rounded by their respective links*
*Three seconds of a photo of Gladio and Ignis asleep; Gladio lies on the couch, and Ignis sleeps on top of him, head to the Shield’s chest. They’re hugged during sleep. They’ve got whiskers, chocobos, little toon Promptos and little hearts all over their faces. Gladio has a unibro and Ignis was given a mustache*
*End of video*
Hahaha, well this was a lot of fun! I feel like this turned out rather ‘short’ compared to the time I feel I spent here, but I’m content with the result.
Hope you enjoyed! Thanks for reading! (o´▽`o)
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#promptocobo#i like the name#you all should be jealous of coon's access to the dot lcs sites#coon answers#coon stories#yay gladnis!#gladnis#i also just came up with the most brilliant names for iggy and gladio#cockatiel chef#and boulder bookworm#i didn't notice until i wrote them that it's mutual/dual initials#cc and bb#also gladio and iggy were exhausted from a long week of work#so they're kinda sleep that's why <3#coon writes
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