#yori's no spring chicken but it sure beats being in a nearly 200y.o body amirite | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

abysswatchers420 · 3 months ago

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he gets in yorinobu's 80yr old body and guess what!!!!!!! you still gotta get a colonoscopy!!!!! he prob has to get all the bloodwork n shit done. 'son, what kinda life have u been living?? u got the herp??'

nobody talks or thinks abt cyberpunk characters like i do, get ON MY LEVEL

i like saburo bc hes still a regular human being!!!!!!!!!! whos no doubt had colonoscopys and forced to drink prep and shitting his brains out!!!!!!!! bc getting old SUCKS!!!! not even a corporate god is free from getting a tube shoved up his ass

#im SUUUUUUUUUUUURE they have nanites w cameras doing it for you now and no longer the SNAKE but youd still need to drink bowel prep #hours of diarrhea #also that retcon they did where saburo can walk now hes not bed ridden. tons of things to talk about #those biopods he'd hang out in to attempt to reverse aging?#yori's no spring chicken but it sure beats being in a nearly 200y.o body amirite

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