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married joongdok but not in a conventional way because dokja returns home at 3 in the morning, fucking wasted, probably smelling like incompetence and regrets. an intoxicated migraine brewing up while he's trying his best to reach the kitchen for a glass of water in the dark but then there's joonghyuk standing ominously in the path with a knife and lighter in his hands, the trashcan's on fire and cell block tango is playing somewhere in the background.

#not divorced not married but a secret third thing #kdj dying mysteriously for like the fourth time this month & yjh giving his testimony with fake glycerin tears like #“he ran into my knife (sniffs)... he ran into my knife ten times”#yjh the type to burn dokja's clothes while ironing them whenever he's sick of his ass #which happens every 3 days if you ask me #a burnt toast is what dokja gets every monday because he somehow manages to fuck up the weekends #how he makes up to him ? well a new skillet set deal #they have so much potential i like making their divorce hcs lol #ive never seen a ship so divorced yet married at the same time. call that the schrodinger affair #there was another post with the same frequency as this and im glad we all see the vision #joongdok #dokhyuk #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #fifty reads

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