#yesss i did say i would abort ceedee lamb because he missed a game winning catch but I'm literally just a woman u hate me cause I'm a woman
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I would be the BEST nfl wife like ppl already hate nfl wives by default because of the whole being a woman thing so I would literally be able to do anything. The power I would have. I want to walk around on all fours get super fucking high on rich ppl drugs and cannibalize his teammate on live TV like a wild dog ❤️
#nfl#sports#national football league#football#preferably a QB#because the attention would be x3#the media would find this blog and i would make a public statement like :3 whoopsieesssss#yesss i did say i would abort ceedee lamb because he missed a game winning catch but I'm literally just a woman u hate me cause I'm a woman#god forbid i do anything#its funny cause i would still technically be a better person than taylor swift#like even if i did throw my plastic cup full of vodka at a baby from the stands
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