#yesss i did say i would abort ceedee lamb because he missed a game winning catch but I'm literally just a woman u hate me cause I'm a woman | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

paprikamahomes · 11 months ago

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I would be the BEST nfl wife like ppl already hate nfl wives by default because of the whole being a woman thing so I would literally be able to do anything. The power I would have. I want to walk around on all fours get super fucking high on rich ppl drugs and cannibalize his teammate on live TV like a wild dog ❤️

#nfl #sports #national football league #football #preferably a QB #because the attention would be x3 #the media would find this blog and i would make a public statement like :3 whoopsieesssss #yesss i did say i would abort ceedee lamb because he missed a game winning catch but I'm literally just a woman u hate me cause I'm a woman #god forbid i do anything #its funny cause i would still technically be a better person than taylor swift #like even if i did throw my plastic cup full of vodka at a baby from the stands

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