#yes yes I know this photo isn't from today's game but w/e

[bakingblues]

Ianis Hagis got the memo!!!!!

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: A collection of Tumblr posts with Ace Attorney characters edited next to parts of the post to represent who’s speaking or being spoken about.

1. amygdalan-arm (Apollo): Years ago my sister (Trucy) told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends (Pearl, Betty, Bonny, and Athena) would swarm and kill

2. e-102 (Edgeworth): you can't 'I'm just a little guy' your way out of this one cunt

AceTheRaccon (Phoenix): Yes I can fuck you

e-102 (Edgeworth): please... use commas

3. ShutUpMerlin (Klavier): A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove. I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss's drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form (Kay and Sebastien)

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7. [Two text messages, sent by an angry Edgeworth] Going to sign your fucking leave form in crayon

Where are my children]

4. LateSpringEarlySummer (Ema): women be downloading pdfs

surrender-mortal (Apollo): And men....don't....?...?

ChurchNotMadeWithHands (Athena): no men can't read

diendane (Klavier): I'm not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

5. UglyDumbPotato (Dahlia): ur honor it was just a feminine urge

6. SilverHawk (Phoenix): i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights" and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

7. TrashyNishiki (Klavier): pretty boy isn't an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you're still complimenting them. you're just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don't you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.

MothJons (Lotta): Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs

I Am Lost In The Catacombs. End ID]

been a while but here’s another