#yes desperado did censor the word 'poop' is in the original tweet lol

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I've been coping with my feelings about Suzuki Gun disbanding by writing down translations of some of my favorite Suzuki Gun twitter conversations. So, here's the time Taichi was running a loansharking business and trying to make Milano pay for his PS5.

I'll post this in two parts. This is part one. The second part is here.

Taichi:

I got ittttttt!!

As for the bill, Well, Milano will pay it.

It's a birthday present from Milano. He promised me.

I’ll send an invoice.

# PS5

Milano replies with a screenshot of Taichi from the New Japan talk show. Taichi is saying “It’s fine to shirk your debts”

Taichi:

This shit won’t fly with Taichi Finance We’ll chase you to the depths of hell itself

You better do what you said you would dammit

Despe:

Back to the main job, huh

Taichi:

Yeah well

When it comes time to deal with Milano, I’m gonna need the usual from you As bad as always

Despe:

Ehhh

Should I?

I don't want to do that to someone I know…

Milano (to Taichi):

I actually would like to buy it for you, since you’ve been working so hard and going through so much…

But since you're still in this line of work, I won't.

Stop loansharking

(The Japanese word for loansharking is “toichi” so Milano is also saying, “Stop, Toichi”)

Taichi (to Milano):

Who the hell’s loansharking! Don’t mess with me

We’re charging you an extreme interest rate. Normally it’s 50% every ten days But for you it’s 50% every ten minutes

Most importantly When Despe goes to your place, you better pay fast

If you refuse, I don’t know what that guy will do to you

Despe:

I’ll start by p*oping in the entranceway of his home

Taichi:

Eh!? EeeEEE!

Despe's going all out!

Milano, It’s all over for you now