#yeahh but long story short i wrote a book

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OH THIS IS THE GUSH ABOUT MY OCS MEME

SO

my next oc (co-protag of the next book me n my friends are writing) is named Mariana Ulurain, mari for short, she’s a princess of the alternate dimension kingdom Ulurith! Her parents are Thessalia (the last princess of Ulurith) and Sonia (an earthling girl who was the first protag i wrote), and she has one little sister named Jing-Na who’s adopted and also like her lil partner in crime bc theyre both Absolute Madmen

I haven’t actually written Mari yet or made a character sheet but I have a lot of ideas as to how I want to write her, most of which come from my own childhood lol she’s kind of a self insert. her favorite music artist is kesha and up to a very recent point in her life, she doesn’t think any music is good unless it either is kesha or sounds very similar to kesha. this would be normal and kind of funny usually, but the fact is that she lives in an alternate dimension (planet called Vauria that’s basically just earth but under an alternate name bc alternate dimension yeahh u get it) and her universe does not have kesha, what’s more most of her media technology is kind of old and crappy bc her family never really sees the need to get new versions of earth technology when theres not even wifi and shit in ulurith, so long story short mari listens exclusively to kesha vinyls on a shitty old record player even though her story takes place in like 2027 or some shit.

also!!! she loves mulan! similarly, she only ever watches mulan on her tv, think like when the second grade teacher wheeled that bigass vhs cart in and sat u all down to watch magic school bus, that’s the kinda tv the ulurain family has. when she’s growing up she thinks the tv is magic because magic actually exists in her dimension and she doesn’t understand technology, like one of her moms will push some buttons, and poof theres mulan on the television, when really it’s just a vhs player and tv. in a way, she doesn’t want to know about technology and shit bc shes a complete Dumbass and lowkey proud of it, like it’s her Aesthetic to not know shit about fuck even though eventually i guess she’s gotta become queen and like, rule a whole kingdom and shit ANYWAY it’s because of mulan that mari realizes she’s nonbinary (im thinkin shes either a demigirl or genderfluid still gotta solidify that)

mari’s the kind of girl who will do loads of dumb shit just to have fun and annoy people in the process, like she calls bathrooms “pee lounges” and uses a bunch of 80s slang that she learned from her earth mother that she doesn’t understand, doesn’t want to understand, and often completely misuses. let’s seee looking at my mari notes she loves cheese puffs and picking things up with her toes, says that the palace is the most important building in the kingdom just bc she lives there, she thinks being called an angel is a bad thing bc when she was little her mom told her that rain was just angels peeing and she doesn’t want to be compared with someone who pees on people, she can and will use the words “milk pores” in canon (NOT n/i/p/p/l/e/s its a kids book), she calls things “straightup satanic” as a really heartfelt compliment even though she has no idea what that means