#yeah tor as much shit as i talk i actually really don't like him

[bitch-butter]

Why do you really hate Matthew Leitch? Is there anything aside from his inability to act or do accents?

I don't think he's cute and i think his vibes are rancid.

more generally I really find his Preoccupation with rehashing everything Band of Brothers a little bit pedestrian and a Lot uncouth esp in the way he charged people for watching those mid-level zoom calls during covid. Like to my memory admittance was fairly pricey and the additions were even more. This isn't even to mention the exorbitant amount he charged for those "tours" he was really into doing for a bit (I'm not going to go into it but I personally found that whole business uh Creepy).

and more Pointedly he's not a good podcaster and i think he wants to steal Conor Ratliff's identity.

[moodcrab]

We need to talk about the Cum Lore of Reman Cyrodiil

First let's address the whole "his Dad fucked a hill" thing.

So yeah the story goes that King Hrol and his men, during a time of division and strife for Cyrodiil, saw a vision of Alessia. Hrol decided to "make union unto a hillock" which is exactly what it sounds like; he had sex with the actual dirt, and it was so good he actually died, his sheildthane died, and everyone else went insane.

Nine months later and the hill had grown into a mountain that would one day be Sancre Tor, and a shepherdess climbed up and found baby Reman with the Amulet of Kings embedded in his forehead (or just wearing it, depending on who you ask). Either way, this is proof that the baby was the legit Dragonborn and the shepherdess was able to walk him straight into the White Gold Tower and sit him on the Ruby Throne uncontested.

Now some might say that this is religious allegory mixed with Reman dynasty propaganda with just a sprinkle of truth; a King of the land making love to the land itself, representing its founding mother, producing the literal perfect righteous ruler of that land;

"I am Cyrodiil come." -Reman Cyrodiil, and he meant it literally.

...when in truth a noble probably sexually exploited a commoner, getting her pregnant, who then murdered him and claimed her son was legitimate. It's a very pessimistic view, and when you consider some of the crazy shit that has 100% definitely happened on Tamriel, it's a little overly skeptical. Like Elsie God-Hater levels of jaded. But however it happened, the Amulet of Kings, and later his Thu'um, proves Reman was the real deal.

I really want to believe the story, not only because it perfectly encapsulates how gross real life ancient mythology is, not only because it's a unique and crazy story where this demi god emperor is literally made of dirt and jizz as a living personification of the country, but because that shepherdess would later become one of Reman's concubines who would bake his cum into bread and feed it back to him, and this shit is so wild as it is without her also being his mother!

Reman, which means "Light of Man" (ray-man) really brings home the Roman flare to the Cyrods with his crazy origins, he's a much cooler and more mysterious figure than that Tiber Septim dickhead, and it would be very hard for the Thalmor to so easily dismiss his divine credentials. Talos is banned? Good riddance, who wants crackers when we have fresh baked bread at home 😋.

I read once that Reman spontaneously ejaculated over the corpses of his slain enemies. I don't know if that's canon or just some Reddit Kirkbride insanity but I read it and now you have. The true Ninth Divine right there.

[messinwitheddie]

Oh my gosh! Reg has a lil sister!! Who’s Dibs new wife? Is it Mabel? How does Dipper feel if that’s the case?

Soos "Sorry I didn't make it in time to help set up, dude."

Dipper "It's fine. The Shack is all set to go for the big day. Mabel will be glad to see you."

Soos "Can't promise I'm not gonna cry, dude."

Dipper "You know...same."

Soos "I still can't believe you're ok with this. I mean, Dib's our friend and he's a great guy and all, but..."

Dipper "Dib's a spoiled brat, I know."

Soos "Well, that and he treats his women like garbage."

Dipper "I think he's genuinely grown up in that aspect. Mabel is confident he has anyways. She's been through so much shit, man, what with the lawsuit and the mis-- She's happy with him. He seems happy with her, so I'm going to ignore my better judgment and be happy for them. If Dib does end up doing anything to hurt her I'll knock him the fuck out, that's all."

Soos "That's big of you, dude. You're a good brother."

Dipper *sighs* "Yeah ..."

Soos "Have you messed around with any of Ford's equipment yet?"

Dipper "Oh, uh...

....

....no."

Reg "I'm happy Dad and Mabel are a thing now. Mabel is really nice. Dipper and I play D&D online more often now. Dad's actually mellowed out considerably since they started going out. He took it really personally when I told him I wanted to move in with mom. Things have been tense between us ever since. Maybe I'll be able to extend my 15 minute max contact rule next time we're in the same room.

Their wedding was really fun, what parts of it weren't flung into chaos. Zim came, he brought a plus one. They behaved themselves pretty well. The Mystery Shack was the perfect place tor the ceremony.

I actually haven't met Eowyn in person yet, but Mabel and I zoom call. I'm proud to be an older brother finally. I plan on visiting during break. Hopefully dad has returned to earth by then."

Dib "Reg seems ok with it. I mean, his mother and I had split up romantically long before I started to date Mabel. Lorelai and I are on much better terms these days and he's known the Pines family since he was born. I have trouble reading him, but he doesn't seem to have a problem with us.

To be honest...we...don't talk much anymore. Reg went to live with his mother in the von Verminstrasser cryptid reserve when he entered highschool. That's all the way in Baden-Württemberg. We hadn't seen each other in person until the wedding. Reg had just turned 16.

Now he's in college studying biotechnology in Delhi. I went to his high school graduation, but we haven't talked in person since then. He hasn't contacted me since I left earth with Zim... I wish I knew what I did to make him so distant. I'm afraid to ask at this point...

It's been fun, exploring space with Zim and I miss the little gremlin already, but I have a lot to sort out with my family on earth."