#yeah i'll tag that

[hychlorions]

goddam. klapollo trolls take 2. rlly like the semi-popular idea of trolls having tails

[psychiclounge]

i am biased because i do think golf is one of the most despicable sports but i still simply cannot see eliot as a golf guy no matter what redemption has to say about it

[poppyfamily]

i need an amangela theater au where the production is starkid's firebringer. still thinking of that post that casts amanda as jemilla and angela as zazzalil. and you know. i need it.

[measlyfurball13]

The next iteration of Soundwave is no longer just more computer than cybertronian. He doesn't have a body at all. Inside the mainframe of the Decepticon warship, the computer screens flicker. Soundwave is the silent notification Megatron gets whenever Starscream thinks he's found an opportunity. Soundwave is a hushed whisper whenever the Autobots see a security camera, any security camera on Earth. Soundwave is the hairs raised on the back of a human's neck as they try to squeeze through the bars.

[24tur9]

i need to know how AM would torture me

[scientested]

only way i'm making fanart from now on is by slapping my ocs into the situation

[blubushie]

How normal is it for a pistol to have a knife attached to it that you can stab people with? Asking because I've found a few bladed pistols while playing Borderlands 3 and now I'm curious

What bayonets on handguns are useful for: being counterweights for recoil.

What bayonets on handguns are NOT useful for: actually being bayonets.

See, bayonets are on rifles to act as a spear. They're used for attacking an enemy in melee range while keeping that enemy a safe distance away from your body. A bayonet on a handgun does fuck all because it's just a knife with an added weight that makes it fucking useless as a knife. If RETRACTS from the dexterity of using a knife. If anything, a bayonet on a handgun is a HINDERANCE to the user, as least a far as "performing as a knife" goes.

A rifle with a bayonet is equivalent to a spear what shoots bullets. A handgun with a bayonet is equivalent to a knife what shoots bullets. Your enemy should not get close enough to you for you to be able to hit them with the knife, cuz at that point they can also just hit you with theirs.

TL;DR: Bayonetted handguns do fuck all and if anything they put you in more danger. They're useless and no one in their right might would use one. Bayonets on rifles however are very useful.

[lucent-nargacuga]

every draw I grow more insane about the grox

[blimbo-buddy]

Smudge kisses SilverStream on the cheek and immediately scrunches his face up into a grimace because she just got out of the ocean salt water

[intersexalastor]

let garfield and twice smoke a cigarette together

[hychlorions]

genuinely had a hard time rendering klavier last night so i did this real quick to redeem myself

[itsthatoneidiot]

I love the January event

[goodplace-janet]

the question for this afternoon is will the Re: Dracula finale have me crying in the gym

[biromantic-nerd]

It's the bravado. Showmanship all while hiding the inner self.

Manuel Amado (1938-2019) — Here I Am [oil on canvas, 2004]

[skrunksthatwunk]

very funny that tonight is the night i dyked too close to the sun and at dinner my conservative grandpa asked me (sorta) if i was seeing anyone and then we get home and almost immediately start watching streets of fire to his enthusiasm when i kinda only remember that movie for the butch deuteragonist

[tactfullyinappropriate]

It's like we all collectively forgot as a society that friendship and just connection in general takes effort. Even if you meet someone you immediately click with, it takes hanging out about 20 times (!) to become friends. And guess what, some of those 20 meetings might be awkward or unimpressive.

We all want to reap the benefits (having a friend circle, having a partner, getting married) without doing the work (going to events, interacting with people, learning to handle conflict maturely, dating). Myself included. If I could, I'd never leave the house or go on another mediocre date again... except, that's part of the process.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, the cure to the loneliness epidemic is touching some grass and building tolerance for tedious in-person interactions.