#yeah bro you're just a dumbfuck for self sabotaging we've already explained what to do in fucking songs. keep suffering
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the inability of the fandom to find a balance between diminishing the role of the human willpower and diminishing the capabilities of extradimensional gods strikes again
#some things should remain schrödingered forever#“is it zane or scratch?” yes#“did alan trapped himself or the dark place?” yes#yeah bro you're just a dumbfuck for self sabotaging we've already explained what to do in fucking songs. keep suffering#will we show you directly what to do? no. have some vague wording. and also you're tom now. reason – you must know yourself#all that rubs me the worst way cuz guess who has been mocked and yelled at for not knowing how to do things without normal instructions#mind you he had no idea he's a fucking parautilitirian. yeah you could just use your sage powers. you couldn't know about them? skill issue#yall just hindsight biased#try to find a meaning in the damn musical song when you keep dying and dying and dying#if you blame the guy for suffering and not the gods for getting mad at him when theyre the ones who have no clue how to say things directly#begone#and if you start the “ohh but that's not how it works in the dark place” bullshit then the dark place *does* have agency#and you just like making the insanity look stupid#no idea how to call this hill but i will die on it#it's not the hell of only alan's making#fuck all the godly vagueposting i fucking hate it. if you talk to the thing that perceives itself as human than talk to it like it's human#and don't blame the human for not following your instructions because they're fucking impossible to comprehend when you die as a hobby
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