#yeah I'm doing incorrect quotes in 2024

[mother-rhoyne]

Alicent: You said that if you ever were going to do same-sex experimentation, it would be with me!

Rhaenyra: I have never said that to you.

Alicent: It's been implied!

Rhaenyra: By you.

[thescrump]

Presidential Debate Reaction

ok good start on kamala's part

trump's neck looks like it's getting squeezed by his tie

it's never been called that

ok now it looks like his neck is gone

ew racism

and a great comeback

yeah the biden administration really was just fixing the problems caused by trump

bro donald trump is specifically mentioned in project 2025 as a potential reader

what?

i'm not going to keep saying "good comeback" every time kamala speaks anymore

even the moderators are killing trump

"i was the only president ever" - donald trump, 2024

not really liking kamala's take on china

that is completely untrue

that is also completely untrue

weird breathing from trump

"horrible vp pick" says the man who picked the guy that watches dolphin porn

that is HYPER untrue

he's somehow interrupting himself

GET HIM

i am waiting with baited breath for the inevitable couch joke

ANSWER THE QUESTION

i don't enjoy this question

YES THE HANNIBAL LECTER MENTION

i don't have context on the cancer windmills

narcissism

immense racism in that pet eating quote, i don't even wanna meme on it

he wants to say his outdated year old catchphrase so bad

that is factually incorrect

it's not new

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES KILL HIM

this is the discussion we needed.

yep he's bragging about his ear explosion

trump looks like he's chewing cud

no you are not

trump immediately switching topics when they asked about his involvment in jan 6th is so funny

"nancy pelosi rejected me" - donald trump, 2024

YES KILL HIM

demonizing immigrants again???

that is contradictory

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he did not freaking say that

that is a lie

what is he waffling about

great

BRO

"nobody ever thinks about nuclear weapons" - donald trump, 2024

he did not do that

well hopefully she does

ConceptsofaplanFINALVERSION.docx

anyways vote blue!

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt.7 because I haven't made these in *checks notes* ALMOST A WEEK?!?!

Sam: My hands are cold. Luke: Here, let me hold them. Sam: My lips are cold too. Luke: *covers Sam's mouth with his hand* Luke: I wasn’t that drunk. AJ: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Luke: BECAUSE YOU ARE! Tom: Mint is just cold spicy. The Squad: ... Sam: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

Tom: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Luke: They do. AJ: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? Luke: Don’t say a word. Sam: Fergalicious. Luke: Sam, I said no words. Sam: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you. Sam, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. AJ: But how- Sam, ignoring him: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks". Luke: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. (yes I'm continuing with the "Luke is an arsonist" bit) Sam: Look, Tom, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday. Luke: Fight me! AJ: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle? *Later* Tom: Why is AJ crying? Sam: Luke kicked him really hard on the ankle. Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. AJ: I choose to waive that right! AJ: *screams* Tom: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed. Sam: Hey! Tom: What do you want? Sam: Remember what we were talking about yesterday? Tom: Nope. Tom: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles. Luke: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side! AJ & Luke: *"accidentally" set the kitchen on fire* AJ: We need an adult! Luke: AJ, you are an adult! AJ: We need an adultier adult! Get Tom! Tom: Sam, keep an eye on Luke today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Sam: Sure, I'd love to see Luke getting punched. Tom: Try again. Sam, sighing: I will try to stop Luke from getting punched. AJ: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Luke: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Sam, deer!" AJ: ...And what did Sam do? Luke: ...He said "Yes, Honey?" (when gay chicken goes too far, but not in the way you were expecting) Sam: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Tom: Tom: Why are you eating dirt? Sam: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question. Luke: I hate Sam. Tom: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word. Luke: Fine, I LOATHE Sam. ("Sam is full of shit." - Luke Manning, Discord Q&A, 2024) Sam: There is no i in happyness... Tom: There is if you fucking spell it right. Luke: watching their house burn down Luke: Luke: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. (I'm determined to make arsonist!Luke a reccuring joke) Tom: Go ahead, Sam. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry. AJ: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation. Sam: All right, AJ, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd! AJ: I’m not even your kid- ("I get my motherfricking baby back, baby back-") Sam: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Luke: Okay. Sam: And make out during the scary parts. Luke: Th- Luke: The scary parts. Luke: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Sam: You guys worried about Tom? AJ: Totally! Luke: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Sam: And what'd you say? Luke: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." AJ: Sam: He's lucky to have you as a friend. Some guy, to Luke: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up! Luke: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away* Sam, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Luke cute or small.

[captainnait]

~Incorrect Quotes~

Buzz: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? Guy: That naptime was a punishment.

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Bob: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Cookie: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Bob: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Guy, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then- Buzz: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Nate: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... Schmitty: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Guy: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference. Cookie: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Bob: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.

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Cookie: Big day today, Nate. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Nate: Mustard– looks less like blood.

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Cookie: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Bob without them noticing? Nate: Hey, Bob, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Bob: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Cookie: ...

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Nate: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Guy: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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Guy: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Buzz: Ok, Guy, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Guy: 1917. Buzz: ...You're ready.

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Nate: Do you need help getting up? Buzz: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Schmitty: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Buzz: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Nate, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Buzz: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Nate: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Bob: What scares you guys the most? Guy: Werewolves! Schmitty: Sharks. Cookie:The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Nate: Nate: Cookie.

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Nate: I would do anything for money. *later* Nate, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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Guy, opening a Capri Sun:��Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Buzz: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Bob: Okay. *later* Cookie: Bob! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Buzz, whispering: Deny everything. Bob, loudly: That isn't a chair.

1:11 pm, 4/22/2024

I CAN'T 😭 These are so good. . .

(I might even make a few comics out of these tbh. . . Someday 💥)

[chouyo]

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