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[polkadotjohnson]

Last Seen Wearing (2010) (2/2)

[sawson]

Spiritale Chapter 31

2,157 words

                                Chapter 31: Dating with…Alphys

23 minutes laters…

“We have arrive!”, Sans said walking to Alphys’s house while holding Chara’s hand.

Wow…just-just wow…to this house, it’s a giant dinosaur head. It’s more scary than your Undyne’s house. Almost leaves you speechless.

“No need to worry human, I have an offering for you to give to Alphys”, Sans said pulling a bone out his pocket”, “Here hold on to it”, he said giving it to Chara.

Chara stands behind Sans as he knocked on her door, they and you are nervous.The jaw drops drop and there she is, looking quite relaxed.

“Hey Sans, ready for that special training you’ve been aching for”, Alphys asked folding her arms.

“Yea I am, I also brought a new friend”, Sans said stepping out the way to introduce Chara.  

“Is that so? Well hey there nice to meet…..”, Alphys introduced herself kindly ttthhheen saw Chara.

“H-h-hiii”, Chara said shyly waving lightly and nervously.

“….Hhhoow…about you two step in?”, Alphys recommended with a big forced smile.

Oooh boy, tension went from a 0 to a 10 in an instant. As Sans walked in, Chara stayed behind him as much as possible. Tooo bad it won’t last long. When inside you saw almost everything looking the same. The wall patterns have gray dinosaurs with a yellow background, the floor tiles are pink and blue, a microwave in the middle of the stove and sink, Alphys has a big war hammer by her table, and a cello not too far from the window. There’s just oooone main difference…there’s trash in almost every corner Now you don’t mean to be rube, but…what a DUMP! She has your Alphys uncleanness alright.  

“Hey human, show Alphys the gift you have for her”, Sans suggested looking at Chara behind them.

“Uuuh yyyea”, Chara said scarcely poking their head out, “Th-this is for…you Alphys”, they said stepping out and giving Alphys the bone.

“Mmmm…thanks, I’ll just put it with the others”, Alphys said snatching the bone after Chara’s hand.

Chara then hides behind Sans as Alphys puts the bone with the collection of bones in her drawer.

“Oh darn, I forgot my gift back at home!”, Sans said suddenly, “I’ll be right back”

“S-S-S-Sans, don’t leave me here!”, Chara begged whispering and holding his shirt.

“Don’t worry human, I’ve got a plan”, Sans whispered then winked with a thumbs up.

“You two have fuuun”, Sans said waving.

All three of you watched Sans backflip out Alphys’s window.

“Nailed it!”, Sans said from outside.

…Hehehehe wow. OH SNAP!!! The tension chart broke ‘cause Alphys is staring Chara down with a deadly and terrifying look while her arms were folded. Holy cow now YOU’RE hiding behind Chara, you don’t want to see that glare!

“You think you can walk into my house with that pathetic excuse for an act?!”, Alphys shouted with serious anger, “And what’s worse you brought Sans into this, GET THE HECK OUT MY HOUSE!!!”, she demanded pointing to her door.

“Aaww, Alphys couldn’t be friends with a human”, Sans said from the broken up window, “And here I thought she was up for the challenge”, he said resting his elbows on the frame.

“WHAT?! Are you saying I can’t be friends with a human?!”, Alphys shouted then walked to Sans at picked him up by shirt.

“I mean I became friends with them easily, if you can’t so-“

“THINK AGAIN!!!”, Alphys shouted dropping Sans, “Listen here human, we’re not only going to be friends. We’re going to be…the best besties evar!”, Alpyhs said pointing to Chara then wrapped their arms around Chara shoulders happily.

She tells Chara take a seat while she walks to the refrigerator, Sans gives Chara a smile, a wink, and a thumbs up before leaving. Chara sits in the chair nervous by whatever might happened, but tries to stay brave for themselves and hopeful for Sans. You give them a thumbs up and a determined “you got this” face, Chara made a “I’ll take your word for it” face. You both then see Alphys place an option of sweets on the kitchen courter: leftover slices of pie, candy, whip cream, and Box of cookies.

“Take your pick”, Alphys said with their arms behind their back.

“How abou-YIKE!”, Chara…shouted almost getting hit by Alphys’s spear.

“DON’T GET UP, YOU STAY SEATED!!!”, ….Alphys threatened…, “Uuh I mean just point to what you want, you can even use my trident, she suggested kindly.

Oh so that’s what it’s called, you forgot your Asgore had something like that. However, it was more slim. But, you digress and focused on Chara’s choice. Due to personal experience you’ve guessed: Alphys won’t suggest the candy because it’s bad for your teeth, Chara can’t eat whipped cream, and you’re guessing the box of cookies is empty. Chara points to the pie shaken by the ahem, the surprised attack. Alphys put the pie in the microwave, waits 5 minutes, then served it topped with whipped cream and a fork on the plate. Looks tasty.

“Eat up!”, Alphys said giving the plate to Chara then sitting down, “Come on it can’t be that hot”

Chara takes a bit and yea it was hot see them quickly eat the piece of pie in their mouth then taking quick breaths, Alphys laughs.

“You know, it’s interesting that you chose that butterscotch cinnamon pie instead of the other one because Toriel made that”, Alphys said resting her arms on the table, “Now that I think of it, you sort if remind me of her. You both are COMPLETE babies hahaha…in a way”

While Chara ate, Alphys talk about how she met Toriel. How she stormed into the castle demanding a fight with her to be provide() that she was strong, but couldn’t hit her no matter how hard she tried. Suddenly Toriel hit her by accident which made the queen panic and nurse Alphys. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry” Toriel kept saying for what she done making Alphys feel worse than before. She then apologized to the queen and asked to train beside her, Toriel accepted. Since that day, Toriel was like a mother figure and a great role model to her growing up. Now with her being a royal guard she trains lots of wimps, unlike Sans. She says couldn’t bring herself to train him was he was too sweet and friendly to battle, plus she didn’t want him to be as violent as she is. So she taught him how to cook so he could do something less violent. Wow…that’s…deep and thoughtful. Alphys realizes Chara’s plate was empty, she was going to give another slice while telling Sans his cooking lesson would have wait. Then she realized he wasn’t there.

“What, Sans isn’t here?”, Alphys said looking at the window, “But he was suppose to have this right now!”

Ooooh you know what’s going to happen.

“And if he won’t be having it, you have to do it for him!”, Alphys shouting jumping to the kitchen and clearing the courter using her back hand dang, “Alright, TIME FOR US TO BE CLOSER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!! RGAH!!!”, She shouted jumping to Chara, grabbing their hair, and then up to the kitchen.

Alphys then slams her fist on the counter and packaged meat pops up out of the floor tiles, you hope it’s fresh.

“Now let start with a meat, imagine it as your enemy and POUND IT!!!”, Alphys…instructed.

*Chara pounds the meat…lightly*

“Not bad, but check this out! RRRAAAGGH!!!”, Alphys shouted as she pounds the meat really fast.

*Meat starts flying around the kitchen*

“YEEEA!!! Now let’s just scrape this into a bowl here!”, Alphys said…eeeww she’s putting the meat from the walls in the bowl, “Alright!”, she shouted slamming the counter.

*Lettuce and tomatoes pop out from the floor tiles*

“Fresh veggies are the best!”, Alphys said holding the vegetables, “That’s why I grow mine, it’s cheaper~! RRAAAGGGGHHHHHH, oh just slice them up”, she said placing them on the chopping board.

“Uuuuh….”, Chara said hastening.

“What’s the hold up?!”, Alphys questioned with one hand on her hips and tapping her foot.

“It’s…not safe for children to hold sharp objects, can you do this part?”, Chara asked with a nervous smile.

“Oooh alright then I’ll do it”, Alphys said summoning her triden- oooh boy!

*Alphys chops the vegetables, and the chopping board,…and most of the countertop.*

“Hahaha, that’s the stuff!”, Alphys said with some pieces of vegetables on her face, “Now let’s go to the next step: BRING UP THE HEAT!!!”, she shouted slamming the kitchen counter again.

*Wrapped taco shells and an oven pan pop up from the floor tiles*

“Let this stove and oven symbolize your feelings, let your hopes and dream rise like the flames”, Alphys instructed wrapping their arms around Chara’s shoulders while raising her fist and smiling determinedly, “Here I’ll show you”, she said opening the oven.

*Alphys places taco shells on the pan, puts in the oven then slams the door, and final sets temperature 1000 degrees, that is so not good*

“Alright it’s your turn”, Alphys said stepping out the way, “Don’t hold anything back”, she said pointing to Chara.

*Chara turns the stove dial to the right*

“Right? You idiot, turn it the other way”

“Oh sorry”, Chara apologized turning the dial.

“Hotter!”, Alphys demanded.

“Uumm okay”

“Hotter dang it!”

“This is a little too much”

“HOTTER!!!”

“I don’t think this is a good idea”, Chara said hastily stopping and looking at Alphys.

“UGH MOVE I’LL DO IT!!!”, Alphys shouted shoving Chara out the way.

“Chara hide under that table, QUICKLY!!!”, You suggested pointing to the table.

“ON IT!!!”, Chara shouted jumping under the table.

“See this is how you…uh oh”

*BOOM*

“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my goooosh!”, Chara panicked covering their head under the table.

“We’re out of here!”, Alphys shouted grabbing Chara then jumping out her front house window.

PHEW, good thing you’re a ghost! The house is now home to flames, and boy does it look terrifying.

“Well that was something”, Alphys said putting Chara down, “Hahaha this normally never happens haha…haha…oh what’s the point, I screwed up really bad”, she said facepalming.

“Well uuuh…*sigh* yes”, Chara admitted feeling bad.

“I can’t make you like me human, I think we weren’t…meant to be friends”, Alphys said folding her arms and turning the other way, “That’s okay I guess”

“Oh Alphys, it doesn’t have to-“

“Because this means…I CAN DESTROY YOU WITHOUT ANY GRIEF!!!”, Alphys shouted bringing Chara into battle.

“Wait wait Alphys!”, Chara shouted trying to calm Alphys down.

“I’ve been beaten, my house is ruined, and even failed to befriend you”, Alphys said shaking her fist, “BUT I DON’T CARE, we’ll have one final rematch to settle! It’s the one way to gain my lost honor! Now, HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT RRRRAGGHHH!!!”, she shouted leaving herself wide open with her eyes closed.

*Alphys is letting Chara land the first hit*

“What do I do Frisk?!”, Chara whispered to you.

“Lightly hit her”, you whispered.

“Wwwwhat?!”, Chara whispered.

“Believe me, it’ll work guarantee”

*Chara walks up to Alphys, scarcely getting ready to hit her*

“T-t-take this…!”, Chara said hitting Alphys in the stomach.

“Oof! Wow…I didn’t think you had it-”

“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to hit you that hard, I’m so sorry”, Chara panicked sounding like they were…going to cry.

“….Heh…HEHAHAHA!!!”, Alphys laughed placing her hand on her head, “You two hahaha, are so alike hahahaha! *Breathes* You’re alright kid”, she said patting Chara’s back.

“I…am?”, Chara questioned rasing an eyebrow in confusion.

“Yea, no doubt you and the Queen will get along”, Alphys said nodding her head, “Try talking to her, I’m sure she’ll help you out”

“Oooh heheh, thank you Alphys”, Chara thanked rubbing their head.

“What….happened here?”, you all heard…Sans?

“Oh, it’s a long story Sans”, Alphys said walking over to him, “But anyway, mind me hanging over at your place?”, she asked wrapping her arm around Sans shoulders with a wink and a thumbs up.

“WOWZERS, THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!!”, Sans accepted with that adorable smile of his.

“Well, see ya wimp!”, Alphys said with one arm still around Sans’s shoulder and the other waving goodbye.  

“Bye human!”, Sans said walking off.

There they go with smiles on their faces, it makes you both smile.

“So what now Frisk?”, Chara asked looking at you.

“Hmmm…oh right Undyne!”, you said just remembering her.

“Who?”

“You…never met her?”

Chara just shakes their head.

“Well…not need to worry, she’s super nice”, you told Chara, “She’s at the Lab in Hotland”