#yea we truly are bringing THAT clown back bc i've been thinking about him again

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excellent letter..... 😈

akilah 'aki' umelo - dbd - ok she's still simmering like i Literally just put her in the pot but she'll be a 5-star meal when i'm done w her. the gist of it is she's a horticulturist specializing in hydroponics and was working alongside her husband, fitz (@risingsh0t :3), when they discovered something............ very strange in the communications lab of their 22nd century research outpost 😳 this does NOT lead them to their realm-shaped doom trust me. TRUST ME!!!!!

arnold 'arnie' johnston - l.a. noire - the redheaded prick that started my love affair with redeeming the worst men in my oc roster (and take that as a WARNING bc somehow bruce has become my hyperfixation oc) the story has been told so many times before but i'll tell it again... arnie was just a simple man who married his childhood sweetheart, lola (at the time Just Lucy), after the both of them were pressured into it by their oh-so-loving parents. fast forward five years of resentment and constant arguing and then..... oops divorce. it's fine? they kind of end up reconciling as friends after recognizing it was their parents (specifically his dad and her mom. carla grant i s2g ur the worst) that were the problem. and story-wise, he ends up being jack's Inside Guy at elysian fields even tho the two of them would VERY MUCH RATHER strangle each other. enemy of my enemy is my friend or whatever!

asher 'ash' smith - dbd / tcm - my loser man my baby boy my short jester. dbd-wise, he was one of jen's foster siblings for about a year and a half until she was placed in a different home... the surname smith was just a random one i used EARLY like i mean insanely early in her development when i was figuring out her backstory so i just went back to it like ok! this is canon now! without going into too much insane detail, he ends up a thirty-something loser working as a welder at a machine shop with no real goals beyond that... until the entity snatches him up and making a better life for himself starts to look nice. he ends up finding some genuine companionship in gloria (@risingsh0t again :3) so that definitely contributes to it! also he tends to get mistaken for myers in a trial because he was taken in his work coveralls and from a good enough distance u can pretend he's tall enough to be the big guy tcm-wise............ well! i will try to be brief bc ngl i've got a whole ass timeline in my brain for him that is highkey insane. basically he is just a VERY protective older brother and ended up on a search for his step-sister, jenny grace, after getting a gut feeling something bad had happened to her. and ... he was right! he ends up going through hell to save her and also gets entangled with the one and only seb (who ofc belongs to you 🤭) in the process. that's his mfing wife!!!!