#yea no prob bob :3

[shakingsphere]

this is not my questionnaire lol 

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

i literally just told him that i dont want to hu anymore lol

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

nope! ive been blocked for a year :)

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

no  4. Is trust a big issue for you?

no 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

im not really interested in anyone 6. What are you excited for?

spring semester 7. What happened tonight?

i watched pokémon and ate dinner 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

no i just worry about them 9. Is confidence cute?

yes ofc 10. What is the last beverage you had?

diet coke  11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

4 or 5 idk this one is dumb 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

no they broke when i was jumping a fence in january  13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

probably nothing 14. What are you going to spend money on next?

probably coffee 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

no lol 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

yes i think people are constantly changing 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

my best friend 18. The last time you felt broken?

idk 19. Have you had sex today?

no 20. Are you starting to realize anything?

i dont think so 21. Are you in a good mood?

im neutral 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

no lol 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

theyre a brighter shade of blue 24. What do you want right this second?

to have gone to bed earlier 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

its none of my business bc im not seeing anyone 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

no its a couple shades darker 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

no ew 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

something my friend said yesterday 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yea.  30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

no 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no i kinda just pity him 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

i dont have feeling for anyone rn  33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

no i drink diet coke like literally everyday 34. Listening to?

nothing rn, i honestly only listen to music to concentrate 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

no not even for my russian class lol  36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

yea at his house... 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no 38. Who did you last call?

um my best friend i think 39. Who was the last person you danced with?

some random kid 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

sex 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

idk i hate cupcakes 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

ofc 44. Do you tan in the nude?

i dont tan 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

no  46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

no i took a trazodone 47. Who was the last person to call you?

probs my dad 48. Do you sing in the shower?

no but i talk to myself 49. Do you dance in the car?

no but i sing sometines 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

i dont think so, no 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

my senior photos.... so like 2 years ago 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

yes.  53. Is Christmas stressful?

i hate christmas 54. Ever eat a pierogi?

i’m eastern european studies major and they were v popular at pitt... so yes lol 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

ummmmmm apple? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

animator 57. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

no 59. Take a vitamin daily?

i take antidepressants daily.   60. Wear slippers?

nah 61. Wear a bath robe?

nah 62. What do you wear to bed?

t-shirt n shorts 63. First concert?

LMAO it was a bob dylan concert my dad had an extra ticket and im his favorite 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

target, walmart is too chaotic  65. Nike or Adidas?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm probs nike 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

fritos 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

neither 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

uhhh love story? 69. Ever take dance lessons?

yes when i was little i was awful 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

lol yea i can see me being w someone in academia 71. Can you curl your tongue?

yee 72. Ever won a spelling bee?

no 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

no i am rarely ever happy 74. What is your favorite book?

uhhhh the bell jar? 75. Do you study better with or without music?

with 76. Regularly burn incense?

i have never burned incense 77. Ever been in love?

no i dont think so 78. Who would you like to see in concert?

mitski or doja 79. What was the last concert you saw?

lorde on the melodrama tour 80. Hot tea or cold tea?

cold 81. Tea or coffee?

coffee 82. Favorite type of cookie?

um oatmeal raisin i think 83. Can you swim well?

i used to swim very well but i havent in a long time tho i can swim and not be scared of drowning so im gonna say yes 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

no? 85. Are you patient?

usually but not when im in a mood 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

i hate weddings 87. Ever won a contest?

yeah once when i was like 8 88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no im pretty 89. Which are better black or green olives?

black ofc green ones are nasty 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

its fine i think waiting until marriage is obnoxious and out dated 91. Best room for a fireplace?

living room 92. Do you want to get married?

yea but its not like a life goal of mine i really just want a good relationship

[starlight-drive-in]

Catching Feelings Ch. 2 Seven/MC College AU

Awhile ago I was requested by @navarr0landia write a continuation of my College AU I started during Saeyoung week this year (which I was low key looking for the extra push to do anyway so thanks!) 

So here it is! Part 2 of what I am now calling Catching Feelings: 

AO3 Link  (Check here for warning/tags)

BEEP BEEP BEEP

The shrill sound of MC's alarm pierces through her slumber bringing her to consciousness, much to her dismay.

"Ughhh." She groans as the full weight of her headache is realized as soon as she moves to tap the snooze button on her phone. She groans again, smothering her face into the pillow desperate to sink back into sleep. There are no hangovers in dreamland.

Of course exactly 10 minutes later - BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

This time MC doesn't mess around with the snooze button, it's too early and her head hurts way too much for this right now, her morning class is just not going to happen. She grasps desperately at sleep again.

She's not sure how much later it is but begins to hear Mei rustle around the room, getting ready for class and then the light turns on. MC groans again and pulls and blankets up over her head in protest.

"How are you feeling there, Sunshine?" Her roommate asks.

"Mmmm" MC groans miserably in response. "Why did I let you take me to a party on a weeknight?"

Her roommate laughs quietly. "You should be thanking me."

"For what?!" MC asks incredulously.

"You seriously don't remember? Maaaaybe you should check your phone that's been going off for the past hour." Mei says before the bathroom door clicks closed.

Why? MC thinks in response pulling her phone off her nightstand and under her little blanket tent.  It's not like anyone ever texts…me? She thinks as she sees seven new messages from "Saeyoung (Crazy Cat Guy)"

"Oh, shit." She mutters as memories from the night before - as well as a healthy dose of embarrassment - flood in. Parts of the night are definitely blurry in her mind. She remembers the bathroom and Seven/Saeyoung with the cat. And his eyes. Oh my god, his eyes, and that smile. Her heart clenches at the thought of him. This isn’t good, It’s been less than 24 hours and she’s already in deep.

Bits and pieces of their conversation float through her head but she can’t seem to grasp the entirety of it. Ugh. Why did she have so many of those... whatever they weres? What did she say to him? She desperately hopes nothing too bad. It couldn't have been anything too bad if he was texting her right? Unless it was that bad and he was telling her how weird she was. Calm down MC, calm down. Just unlock your phone and read the messages, you can do it.  

She takes a deep breath and bites her lip, entering her lock code. Her screen brightens, making her headache more apparent, but revealing the messages to her.

Saeyoung (9:09am): PSHHT This is ground control to Astronaut MC, do you read me?

Saeyoung (9:25am): PSHHT I repeat. MC, do you read me?

Saeyoung (10:07am): lolol I really hope you don't have a morning class

Saeyoung (10:11am): How are you feeling, Little Kitty?

Saeyoung (10:15am): >.< Was that weird? Sorry that was probably weird

Saeyoung (10:20am): Please let Seveny know you are still alive when you can

Saeyoung (10:30am): I‘m in class now but Secret Agent 707 might have to go on a rescue mission afterward if he doesn't hear back from you ^^’

MC’s face heats up a few degrees as she reads the messages He’s worried about me! Her heart leaps again as she thinks over how to respond to him as quickly as possible.

--

Seven bobs his leg up and down nervously as he sits in his back corner seat of the Comp Sci lab, not hearing anything his teacher is saying about compilation errors. He unlocks his phone for the third time in less than a minute and stares at the notification bar. Was he too forward? Too weird? She didn't seem to mind is weirdness too much last night but maybe that was because she was drunk? Or maybe something’s actually wrong, what if she had alcohol poisoning? Was she hurt, or was she just ignoring him? He didn't like either of those options frankly.

“Luciel?” He hears his teacher's voice pierces through his mind’s paranoid circling.

“Can you tell me why this code isn’t compiling correctly? Tell me where the error is.” His teacher looks at him pointedly, obviously trying to catch him off guard.

“Uhhhh” He stalls, scanning the code on the board. “You have a syntax error on line 23.”

His teacher - Mr. Vanderwood, seems a little disappointed he can’t reprimand him, “That's cor-”

“And 47.” Seven adds.

“Wait, what?” Mr. Vanderwood says incredulously scanning the code himself. “You’re right… uhh thanks, I guess”

“No probs Ms. Vanderwood.” Seven replies casually.

“It’s Mr. Vanderwood, Luciel.”

“Right, right, won't happen again Vandy!” the class collectively giggles at the interaction that's quite common amongst the two

“LUCIEL!”

“Ah hahaha sorry!” Seven cowers, shutting up.

His teacher stares at him a moment longer before continuing, “The next type of error you may have is a runtime error, a runtime error occurs when….” - and just like that Seven has checked out and is back to his phone again, and he has two new messages! He fumbles a bit in his excitement but manages to get his phone unlocked.

MC (Q-T-π): Hey! Sorry for making you worry! I just woke up.

MC (Q-T-π): And if it wasn't weird I’d be worried it wasn't you I was talking to, but that doesn’t mean I didn't like it. :)

She doesn't hate him! She thanked him! Thank God. He impulsively grasps the cross around his neck in victory. She used a smile emoji! Does that mean he made her smile? Oh, he really hopes so!

He looks rapidly around the room. Realizing Vanderwood is busy helping someone else he quickly types out a reply.

Saeyoung: She lives! :D Seven can breathe again. How do you feel?

--

MC seats herself up in bed and manages to get at least her feet off the bed before she's alerted to another message, her stomach responds with a small flourish of butterflies. Wow, he's fast. She thinks, smiling and reading his reply.

--

Seven watches his screen faithfully for her next message.

MC (Q-T-π): Honestly? I feel like death D:

MC (Q-T-π): But talking to you is definitely helping this headache go away.

He can’t help but crack a wide smile.

Saeyoung: Glad to be of assistance!

He can’t just let the conversation die like this though. He has to think of a way to continue it, and that's when an idea hits him.

Saeyoung: I have something else that may help!

MC (Q-T-π): Oh yea, What's that?

Saeyoung: Seven’s magic hangover (and other ailments) cure-aaaaall… Ddddddrumroll plz

MC (Q-T-π): Dum-dum-da-da-da-dum-dum!

Saeyoung: Seven Star Energy Drink!

MC (Q-T-π): You have your own energy drink? :O!

Saeyoung: Uhhhh well, haha

Saeyoung: not officially

Saeyoung: BUT

Saeyoung: I’m sure it will help clear up that nasty hangover! And that’s not all!

Saeyoung: It would be hand-delivered by yours truly :)

He sends the last message and waits with bated breath for a reply.

--

The bathroom door opens and Mei steps out all ready for class and starts getting her things together. MC stares at her phone screen. He wants to come over? She bites her lip and thinks for a minute. She hasn’t even had a shower yet. She groans loudly and throws her head back onto her pillow in defeat, resulting in a powerful reminder of the headache she needs to get rid of.

Mei eyes her peculiar display. “Alright, tell Mei what’s wrong.”

“Seven wants to come over” MC groans.

“So?? That’s great. Shouldn’t you be excited?”

“He wants to bring me something to help my hangover.”

“Aww, and here we all thought he was just crazy. That’s so sweet! I’m still not seeing the issue though unless you don’t actually like him and that was just the drink talking last night?”

“No, no that’s” MC stutters. “That’s not it. It’s just… I look like garbage.” MC replies sitting up again so Mei can see her face, still covered in smudged makeup from the night before.

“Hmm” Mei considers. “High-quality garbage though, like rich people garbage. Ya know?”

“Thanks,” MC replies sarcastically.

“What I mean is, you just gotta clean yourself up a bit and you’ll be fine. Like a million dollar sofa with a stain on it.” Mei says tossing her a bag of makeup wipes, a brush, her foundation and a tube of mascara.

MC wipes her face down, using about 3 wipes to get everything off, and then starts her “low effort” look by pulling her hair into a messy bun with a few loose locks on each side.

Mei ruffles around in MC’s dresser “Annnd you probably want to change.”

MC looks down and realizes she’s still wearing what she borrowed from Mei the night before.  

"How many beige sweaters do you have, Girl?" Mei tosses her a particularly oversized one and a pair of black leggings.

"They're comfy!" MC defends, finally rising herself from her bed to change. "Oh shit. I forgot to answer him!" She adds a second later, frantically pulling her sweater over her head.

"You left that poor boy on read? He probably thinks you hate him now." Mei teases.

"Nooooo!" MC whines fishing her phone out of her covers.

--

Saeyoung leaves class and drives the short distance back to the RFA house, glancing at his phone more frequently than he should. It's been fifteen minutes, she's probably not going to answer. He shouldn't have invited himself over like that.

He walks in the door, no one seems to be home at the moment. He continues up the stairs.

MC (Q-T-π): That would actually be very nice of you, but fair warning I look like a hot mess :/

A sense of relief falls over him, and then excitement and then… nervousness? It's been a while since he's felt that particular emotion.

Saeyoung: I'm sure you look beautiful! :)

Saeyoung: I'll head over as soon and I can get everything together!

MC (Q-T-π): Can't wait :)

He reads her message as he enters his room, flinging his black and yellow backpack onto the small couch and whoops loudly with enthusiasm, jumping up and down in excitement.

"What the fuck?!" Saeran's voice rings out from the other side of the room as he whips around in his desk chair to give his brother one of his trademark glares.

It would seem Seven forgot to check the room for other occupants when he entered. "Oops sorry bro!"

"Yeah, whatever." He says, writing off his brother's little show as one of his typical little displays and going back to his work.

Saeyoung yanks his t-shirt off over his head, and walks over to the shared closet and begins flipping through shirts.  

“Great job with inviting people to the party last night, by the way. A lot of people came out!”

Saeran smirks. “Amazing how many people are willing to go over to a random house because a stranger told them there would be free alcohol.”

“Tell me about it, Jaehee’s totaling the amount now but we should have quite a pretty good amount to donate this time!”

“That’s good, I’ll ask her about it later.” Saeran answers, writing himself a reminder on a post-it and sticking it to his computer screen.

Seven check his teeth in the closet mirror, “We missed you though, where were you last night?” He attempts to pry, knowing his brother is a pretty private person but he hoping maybe he’ll tell him anyway.

“Out” Saeran deadpans, revealing nothing.

“Hmm, ok I won’t bug you about but just be careful ok? I’ve been hearing about some weird cult stuff going on around campus.”

Saeran scoffs. “Cults? Seriously? Don’t worry about me, I can take care of myself.”

“Hey, can I borrow this shirt?” Seven asks, holding up a short sleeve, white button-down of Saeran’s. Obviously forgetting his former train of thought.

Saeran tsks in response “Ah, I see you didn’t do your laundry again.”

“I was busy!” Pleeaaasee?” Seven begs.

“Ugh, sure fine whatever, if it even fits you.”

“Thanks! You’re my favorite twin!” Seven shrugs into the shirt it’s a little tight, but manageable.

“That statement makes absolutely no sense, but ok. What are you getting all dressed up for anyway? I haven't seen you make an effort like this since the RFA Christmas Ball.”

“The Defender of Justice, the Mighty Seven-Zero-Seven must deliver much-needed medicine to a pretty lady who has fallen ill!” Seven says dramatically, earning an eye roll from his brother before heading over to the mirror to style his hair the best he can without product. It's still a mess but at least it looks a little neater. He sprays a little cologne on his neck and then checks his breath. “Oof, that’s not gonna work,” He says to himself before looking over at Saeran. “Hey, you got any mints?”

“I always have mints,” Saeran replies tossing him a tin from the generous supply in his desk.

“Bless you, dear brother.” Seven dumps a few in his mouth and cronches on them, making Saeran cringe.

“You’re supposed to let them dissolve ya know.” Saeran grimaces.

“Yea, yea no time gotta go!” Seven turns his backpack upside down and dumps his books and laptop onto the couch before shoving new stuff into his backpack in its place, flinging it onto his back and heading out the door.

Saeran simply rolls his eyes “And don’t fuck up my shirt!” he shouts as he listens to his brother’s footsteps descend the staircase and go out the front door.

[thechatteringsquirrel]

Day 0 - planes trains and automobiles

It’s 2pm and we are picked up in a 12-person van. Minutes before leaving, Bubbaz decided to pee on Ryin’s backpack carrier. An event that will go on to legitimately wreck our backs in a few days. We throw it away and hop in the van. Off to pick up the Tall’s - followed by the queen mum and Bob, then finally the Gardner School to get the kids.

All is going pretty swell; and by that about an hour later (post queen anxiety attack while checking bags) we are having a pizza and a beer. Pat made it to the airport (she was at the ER in the morning and then had her car towed, a damn miracle to see her face). The kids are pumped watching the planes take off. Heather makes it to our gate and it’s time to board!

Our seating situation is pretty ideal, albeit bob is the only one in comfort+. It’s a 2-4-2 and we have a middle row. Me, Ryin, gray and then kev. Pat. And sandy are in the aisle seats of the 4, and Deb and Sid are across from me, Rob and jack across from Pat. Kids are digging their personal TVs (still don’t know about the tablets). We take off - kids seem to not really notice (?!) - Ryin asks if we are in Scotland yet, and away we go! We bought these blow up foot rests for the kids so they can lay flat and sleep. At cruising altitude we blew them up - kids got their tablets - dinner was served - and by now it’s about 9:30. No signs of sleepiness. So I administer the melatonin. 30 min later Ryin is still rowdy. So she gets a little more and finally, asleep. I decide that it looks pretty nice and I stretch out my own legs. Turns out two kids and a gal under 5’3” can fit pretty comfortably across 3 seats.

Evidently I slept 4-5 hours. So I feel pretty good! I did get awoken by some mother son arguing at one point though…

We land in Amsterdam… and that airport is, to put it nicely, not very clean. We are all still in high spirits thinking we have less than an hour before our next quick little hop to Edinburgh. We grab coffees, some almond pastries, chocolate milk. Ryin wants to go “walking feet” everywhere, so the family takes turns. Gray has to go potty, kev takes him, only for him to refuse because it is ‘too stinky’. Then we all hear the dreaded notification alert in concert on our phones: DELAYED. Eyebrows raise, but we see it’s only by 20 min. Few! But now we notice there really is no activity by our gate. Spirits start to sink a little. Kevin hasn’t slept. Rob hasn’t slept. Basically the only ones who slept were me and the wee ones. And there’s the dreaded chime again. DELAYED. Now slight panic starts filling our bones. I look at Deb, and we both say… is our flight going to just cancel? All I know is we are for sure getting monkey pox if we stick around this airport. Ryin dropped her nuk and put it back in her mouth and I about threw up.

Here’s gray again… needing to go potty. So, we trek on over to a different area. He wants to go in the boy side. Too bad little fella. We go to the girl side, it smells horrible but he takes a Whif and says ‘yea this smells better’. Yikes. Takes us forever, and by the time we are heading back… there’s activity at the gate. Oh yes we ARE getting out of here! I take a couple peptos, and we shuffle on to the next flight. All in all prob about a 2 hour delay. The good news is though, we gain MORE hours on this next flight.

So, we get on, this time I’m next to the Queen. She’s tired, but again - everyone is. Even me! But I can’t say anything of course. This flight was under an hour, we were served cheese sandwiches… not my fave but it sure was Sandy’s. She packed the extras in her bag. Ryin sat next to me and didn’t sleep, but is loving her tablet by now (but not the headphones). She doesn’t like to watch movies though, she likes to draw. So not super distracting… but helpful nonetheless. Ry also refused the seat belt, but is that shocking to anyone?

We land in Edinburgh. Walk off the plane, are shuttled to this hallway. And then the doors shut and lock. Now, by this time it’s about 2pm local time Friday, 8am central time. Patience is the width of a strand of hair. Kids are cranky. The queen is rethinking this decision to travel internationally with the entire family. But, no going back now. We wait a bit longer and what seems like 2 days later (prob 5 minutes), the door unlocks. We make our way down and through to immigration. Went through that swimmingly. Get out, gray has to go potty. Oh I hope it’s not smelly. And it wasn’t! So it’s all good, we just need to get through customs. We see two signs, and they both say ‘nothing to declare’. So we walk through… and… we are out! Interesting.

We follow the directions to where our pre-booked shuttles will pick us up. They knew we were delayed, had our flight info. But they are nowhere to be found. There is no sign with ‘Reed’ on it. And of course everyone is looking at me. Like WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. WHERE IS OUR ESCAPE VEHICLE.’

We wait around for about 15 min. And it’s COLD. Windy, rainy, cold, kids are hungry and tired. Peeps are on the verge of going ballistic.

Rob to the rescue. He calls the dudes. They say ‘oh!’. And ‘let me look into this and call you back’. Everyone is shouting “how much longer?!” Rob just says.., ummm, 15 minutes. About 7 minutes later he gets a call, they are sending 2 vans. Thank the LAWD! We get in, we drive about 25 min. And arrive around 5pm local time; our Scotland trip can finally begin. We arrive at 94DR and it’s quite lovely.

[bitch-a-la-mode]

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You’re wild lol I love this. Well here ya go:

1- uh sure I guess if she wants to? 2- no I don’t have an ex to talk to lol3- no 4- oh yea definitely 5- yeaaaaaaaa 6- the end of my life baby! 7- i Applied to jobs/internships 8- i don’t see why it’s an issue if guys can do it an no one says anything. I mean I don’t really drink myself but if a girl wants to get fucked up and forget about her existence for a bit then why not?? 9- i think so. But not overly-confident to the point of being rude and snooty 10- water 11- a handful, like 3 or 4 I think? 12-Yea man I only own skinny jeans 13- sleep in and do hw lol14- probs to eat out with my friends 15- ive never kissed anyone so… no. 16- god I hope so! I wanna fix things! 17- my friends @theonlycure and @trippydimples 18- couple hours ago lol19- hope 20- Yea that I need to buckle down and do what I want to be happy… but it’s taking time 21- i guess? Idk. 22- i already have ;) 23- yea. Most of my face is my dad’s lol24- some kind of snack25- i would be upset but I hope they’re happy I guess… 26- yup. Never died my hair before 27- i don’t think so tbh 28- a scene from bobs burgers 29- yea man :( 30- i think it depends on what they did 31- no? I don’t know him well lol32- gosh no! If they did I’d die! 33- kind of yea. But I do drink it one special occasions lol (mainly ginger ale) 34- The tv 35- hardly. 36- no I’ve never kissed anyone geez 37- yea I think I do38- my Little sister 39- no one I haven’t danced in years lol40- still haven’t kissed anyone… 41- oh shit! Idk. Like a month ago? 42- yea 43- oh yea! 44- i mean I’ve taken my top off but not my bottom 45- can’t do that when I haven’t kissed 46- yea I did ;) 47- some number from Mexico? 48- not really 49- a little bit 50- yea a bunch of times. When I’ve gone hunting with my dad and helped him picked out new bows 51- my high school graduation photo? 52- only the bad ones53- oh yea definitely! 54- yes! They’re so yummy! 55- apple pie 56- astronaut 57- oh yea man 58- pretty much my whole life feels like deja-vu 59- no but I should lol 60- all the time lol61- na lol62- big hoodie and sweats and socks 63- ive never been to a concert 64- all of the above 65- adidas all the way! 66- Cheetos! 67- how bout both? 68- eww none 69- no but I should I suck 70- a medical Doctor I think 71- yea! 72- yea actually lol73- only like once or twice 74- Idk. 75- With music 76- no they give me headache sorry :/ 77- only a couple times 78- Kendrick Lamar or kid cudi 79- never saw one80- both 81- tea all the way! 82- chocolate chip 83- yea I think so…84- yea? Who can’t? 85- i wanna day yes? I’m more patient than other I know that 86- probs DJ 87- a couple but nothing crazy 88- no but I should lol89- i hate olives so neither 90- oh shouldn’t matter as long as everyone’s consensual and mature 91- like a den? Reading room? Something with just comfy couches I guess..92- i think so? Idk yet.

The post btw: http://the-daughter-of-ragnarok.tumblr.com/post/173246703090/make-me-admit-stuff

[eggytm]

Spider-Man's Clothes Part 3

"Miss Y/N" the teacher says as I start to drift off. "Yes?" I quickly ask. "Could you take this to Coach Wilson?" She asks and I nod. "Might wake you up. He's in the gym" she says and I nod. "Thank you. Tell him they're the syllabus'" she says as I lift up the pile of paper packets. "No problem, and I will" I say as I somehow open the door with my elbows. I make my way to the gym, glaring at the door of thing that I have to push down on. I try to push it down with my elbows but it doesn't work. I groan before getting an idea. I place my for on it, pushing it down as I hobble it, putting my leg down as everyone turns to face me as I carry the papers to Mr. Wilson who is trying to put on a video of Captain America. "Mrs. Williams said these are the syllabus'" I tell him and he nods. "Ahh yes. Could you pass them out as I try to work this?" He asks and I nod. I begin taking one by one, handing them to everyone. I get to the last few people and hand them the packets. "Thank you" a boy with short black hair says. "No prob, bob" I smile at him, handing Michelle, I think it is, one. She nods at me and I nod back, turning to walk down the stairs and noticing a cute kid with curly brown hair and brown eyes looking at me. I smile at him before waking down the steps. "Have a good day, Mr. Wilson" I smile as I leave, going back to my class. Peter's POV "That was her" I whisper to Ned. "Her? Y/N L/N?" He asks and I nod. "The only time I see her is at lunch" I whisper back. "How did you get to talk to someone like that two times?" He asks. "What are you nerds talking about?" Michelle asks. "Peter has a crush on Y/N" Ned says. "Really? Have you ever talked to her?" Michelle asks me. "Well, not exactly. But we made eye contact and she smiled at me" I say. "That's her being nice. She's always nice" Michelle says shrugging, looking down at her book as I feel myself frown. "Oh god Peter" she sighs, closing her book. "Okay. I have her in my Spanish class before lunch. Would you like it if I asked her to eat with me?" She asks and I smile, nodding. "Yes! I mean sure" I say, trying to play it cool. She just shakes her head as she goes back to her book, leaving me a smiling mess. 3rd POV "I have to be honest, I thought you were going to be a weirdo" Michelle tells Y/N as they wait to get their lunch. "Ahh that's kind of opinionated" the girls laughs, rubbing the back of her neck before grabbing a tray. "It's cool to be weird. I'm weird" Michelle shrugs and Y/N smiles. They get their food while making small talk. "Follow me" Michelle says and she nods before following the brunette to a table, sitting down beside her. "Oh, Y/N this is Ned and Peter" Michelle says as the two boys sit down. "H-hey" I stutter, my eyes making contact with Peter's before Ned holds his hand out. "Hello!" He says happily and I shake it, smiling. "Hello" I smile before holding my hand or to Peter. He quickly wipes his hands on his jeans before grabbing mine and shaking it. "H-hey" he stutters out as we let go. "Oh Y/N, move closer to Peter and tell him all about your new cat" Michelle says and I nod before scoring over a couple of seats. "So I got a new orange and white cat named Spiderman" I say and Ned's eyes widen. "You named your cat Spiderman? Why?" Peter asks and I shrug. "No reason. Just suits him" I say and he sighs. "But he's so sweet. Besides when he chewed up my homework last night. He's like a dog I swear" I joke. _____ "I don't wanna leave, Michelle. Last two nights I walked on the sidewalk I almost died" I remind her into my phone. "You'll be fine. Spiderman is out there. You can't just stay in the donut shop all night" she says and I sigh, knowing she's right. "Okay okay, I'm going" I say before we hang up. I carefully keep looking around me before someone jumps down, making me scream. "It's just me" the familiar superhero says as I hold my chest. "Jesus Spidey-you almost gave me a heart attack" I say as I lean on a building. "Sorry" he laughs. "Just making sure you're not almost getting killed" he says and I nod. "So far I'm fine" I shrug. "Want a lot to your fire escape?" He asks and I nod. "Why not" I shrug as I wrap my arms around him. He sets me down on the fire escape and I climb in my room, him following. "So how was your day?" He asks. "It was pretty good, actually" I smile. "What happened?" He asks. "Well I had to pass out some papers for the coach and I mad eye contact with this really cute boy. Then in Spanish class, Michelle asked me to sit with her and when I did, the cute boy, Peter, and his friend Ned sat down. I know my face had to be red. Anyways Michelle told me to talk to Peter about Spiderman, my cat. He's really nice" I gush, leaning on my right arm. "Does Y/N have a crush?" He asks teasingly. "I don't know" I shrug, looking at my feet. "Maybe?" I ask and he stands. "We almost kissed last time. Why did you lean in?" He asks suddenly. "You leaned in!" I exclaim. "You did too!" He exclaims back. "You got me there." I admit. "I-I don't know. You're nice and kind and funny" I shrug, playing with my fingers. I stand up as I plug my phone in, hearing him shuffling. "You like me, don't you?" He suddenly asks. I turn around to see him closer to me. "I-I don't know. I don't even know you" I state, knowing that I secretly do. "Your face is turning red" he points out. "O-okay maybe I do. But I mean you're a superhero! You're risking your life everyday, I don't need to be liking you. Plus I also sort of like Peter? I don't know! I mean-" I ramble as I look at my feet but he cuts me off by living my head to face him. "You're adorable when your nervous" he says and I feel my breath get caught in the back of my throat. I feel us get closer and I reach my hands up to the base of his mask. I lift it slowly to his nose. "So do you like me?" He asks and for the first time I can see his lips move when he talks. "I-I think? I think so" I say as I feel his breath fan my face. Suddenly I feel his soft lips planted on mine. I kiss back immediately, laying my arms on his neck as he tugs me closer, laying his hands on my hips. I feel us pull apart, needing air. "Woah" he breaths out as he lays his forehead on mine. "Y-yea. Woah" I breath out, a smile tugging my lips. Woah.

[kenmasneko]

tagged by @hyuneytea :D 

LAST: 

1. drink: passion fruit boba tea  2. phone call: mom  3. text message: I bought the strathmore 400 series last semester (classmate) 4. song you listened to: No one knows me (like the piano) - Sampha 5. time you cried: yesterday 6. dated someone twice: why would i ever do that 7. kissed someone and regretted it: yes 8. been cheated on: men can choke  9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yeah  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yes 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 

12-14. gray, black, alizarin crimson

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yeeeeee  16. fallen out of love: ¬.¬ 17. laughed until you cried: yee 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes my lovely galpals 19. met someone who changed you: yes  20. found out who your friends are: i hope so 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yea 

GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all but one 23. do you have any pets: no that’s what i need a pupper 24. do you want to change your name: i think my life would be very different 25. what did you do for your last birthday: probably went to class ???  26. what time did you wake up: 6am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching john wick 2 28. name something you can’t wait for: H.E.R!!! 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: before she went to my godmothers house 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: anxiety 31. what are you listening to right now:Day6- I wait 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes 33. something that is getting on your nerves: when people leave my door open  34. most visited website: youtube 35. mole/s:my ear , thigh ,collar bone 36. mark/s: scars from being a crazy person 37. childhood dream: tattoo artist 38. hair colour: brown  39. long or short hair: short to my shoulders ??it’s a bob idk  40. do you have a crush on someone: trying my best not to 41. what do you like about yourself: hair  42. piercings: first and seconds on my ears 43. blood type:A-  44. nickname: ana, banana, love  45. relationship status: single  46. zodiac: tlibra 47. pronouns: she/her 48. favourite tv show: criminal minds cuz of reed and jj  49. tattoos:none T^T 50. right or left handed: right 51. surgery: something happened when i was 10 but i don’t remember 52. piercing: ears 53. sport: does colorguard count?? run for fun club 55. vacation: france and mexico 56. pair of trainers:i have too many 

MORE GENERAL: 57. eating: watermelon 58. drinking: air 59. i’m about to: watch a kdrama and cry probs 61. waiting for: to feel better 62. want: can i be rich and move far away 63. get married: forever alone 64. career: draw for fun club 65. hugs or kisses: huGS 66. lips or eyes: eyes 67. shorter or taller: guys:taller girls: shorter other: yall are all perf  68. older or younger:older  70. nice arms or nice stomach:thighs b ;) 71. sensitive or loud:  ??? can’t people be both 72. hook up or relationship: i’m oogly 73. troublemaker or hesitant: why does this matter?

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: noooooooooo 75. drank hard liquor: yes 76. lost glasses/contact lenses:i just roam around blind af always 77. turned someone down: yes 78. sex on the first date: no 79. broken someone’s heart: yea 80. had your heart broken: yes that binch 81. been arrested: one day prob for drinking in public 82. cried when someone died: yes 83. fallen for a friend: yes i hate

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: i have nothing going for me fam 85. miracles: i hope for miracles  86. love at first sight: no 87. santa claus: he’s a nice dude 88. kiss on the first date: no 89. angels: kim taehyung

OTHER: 90. current best friend’s name: my loves  91. eye colour: brown 92. favourite movie: the handmaiden (go watch it now if you haven’t seen it and if you have go watch again:)

Tagging : @untouchabyeolman @oniisann @cosmic-atlas @ghostly-frontside @jkokoro @makototachibottom @aseaofwritings

[starryllamas]

List 5 facts about your most favorite sim of yours and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥

awe ily bb♡♡

uhm okay I’m gonna do Eliza Pancakes bc babe

1. before Bob, she actually didn’t like breakfast ?!? (ik, shocking)

2. she hasn’t had a bf….. like ever…… she kissed a boy at like spin the bottle or somethin but yea, that was it

3. she secretly loves Bob being a lil rebel but doesn’t wanna say it

4. she thinks her hair color is boring rn (ik idk either) so she’s probs gonna change it soon (wink wonk)

5. she’s known Joselyn since they moved in together two years ago, and they used to not like each other but now they BEST FRANDS

[artgay]

hey hey got tagged by @delusions-of-decency

The last 1. drink: coke 2. phone call: how do i say my mum w,o it bein dorky 3. text message: finn obviously 4. song you listened to: liability, lorde 5. time you cried: monday on the tram 6. dated someone twice: noope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: yea 8. been cheated on: no ? 9. lost someone special: fuck 10. been depressed: look, 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: eVERY TIME i am a hell child 3 favourite colours: idk like? light pink? maroon? lavender? aah? yyellow

In the last year have you 15. made new friends: yes!! 16. fallen out of love: ye, 17. laughed until you cried: i hope so? 18. found out someone was talking about you: yep @ bee u gay thing 19. met someone who changed you: definitely 20. found out who your friends are: oh yeah baby 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: one or two (or eight)

general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: some, definitely more than half? probably? 23. do you have any pets: two cats n a dog 24. do you want to change your name: i have before.. and i definitely wasnt just imagining doing it again earlier tonight? and i also definitely havent look at changing my middle name to match my gf?? no! 25. what did you do for your last birthday: get drinks w, friends and sleep in a polyam sandwich 26. what time did you wake up: too early. 8:20. left the house by 8:35 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: getting way too flustered by a cute grl on okc / trying to watch a movie but probs talking to finn ngl 

28. name something you can’t wait for: the cold embrace of death- whAT?? probably actually being @ uni and also moving out and not dying and emotional stability pls 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: cough cough like two? hrs ago rip 31. what are you listening to right now: my brain mostly and i try to tune that guy out as much as i can 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: briefly?? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: literally abuse apologists n people who r g??? with them? ffs im not even sorry im so fucking done i ranted to jemimah for like 2 hours today and like i am. fucking done like im writing angsty poetry that i cant even upload yet and im fucking done man do ne rip im out 34. most visited website: my blog, google docs lmao, fb,

35. hair colour: naturally light brown, currently godawful silver 36. long or short hair: short omg me with long hair was a Travesty 37. do you have a crush on someone: whaaaat??? nO??? like seven and a half 38. what do you like about yourself: my conviction n my collarbones and not this answer idfk like? stuff, probably 39. piercings: septum and ears except i went to put earrings in the other day and i couldn’t get them in which may have been tremors but also they may have closed over whoops 40. blood type: is there a personality test for that 41.nickname: no 42. relationship status: in the gay 43. zodiac: gem/scorp/leo 44. pronouns: they/them , lowkey thinking abt adding fae/faer into the mix but also havent told anyone so hey everyone thats a thing idk 45. favourite tv show: help idk like? fuck idek ,, brooklyn 99? bob’s burgers? i don’t know? neither of them are intellectual but look, 47. right or left handed: right  48. surgery: i forget 49. sport: who 50. vacation: anywhere people aren’t. iceland mostly. i want puffins and cold  51. pair of trainers: what

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: granny smith apples ayy  54. drinking: still coke 55. i’m about to: go to sleep coz i need to get up at literal dawn (not actually) to go for geelong with my gf tomorrow

56. waiting for: friday.. friday night. post friday.. seeing finn. seeing catherine. the rest of my life. charlie to die so i find out his horoscope in the obituary. uni. death. idk, wow somewhere along these questions i decided to die not really but also really 57. want: money so i can not stress about that but probably still feel this bad, but with money 58. get married: if it’s lorde or samira wiley , otherwise idc 59. career: what is the point of life

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: yes 61. lips or eyes: yes 62. shorter or taller: yes 63. older or younger: older tbh 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Aarms but also omg tummies r cute ok tummies no wait arms idk 65. hook up or relationship: what is sex lmao give me the relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: idc

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: yep 68. drank hard liquor: yea 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: 20/20 vision, babe 70. turned someone down: yep rip 71. sex on the first date: actually yeah? 72. broken someone’s heart: uh shit probs less rapey ben or imaad apPArently 73. had your heart broken: rip i can’t read all of a sudden 74. been arrested: does cops forcibly escorting me from- yes oh fuck i have 75. cried when someone died: bitch im still crying 76. fallen for a friend: i dont do it any other way

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: i did at the start of this quiz when i had faith in the world but mm unsure 78. miracles: nope 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: nope 81. kiss on the first date: what tf do u mean believe in? does it exist? yea? is it moral? also yea 82. angels: no

OTHER: 83. current best friend’s name: there are multiple 84. eye colour: hazel 85. favourite movie: i have no distinguishing characteristics but probably uh fuck like probably the way he looks bc im sad rn Tagging: idk i got sad go for it tho

[spidrmanz]

🌻rules: once you have been tagged, you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag.

thank you @obiwanenobi for tagging me!!

🌻 I’M TAGGING…

Literally anybody who wants to I swear

answers under the cut :^)

🌻LAST…

[1] drink: fruit punch

[2] phone call: my mom lol

[3] text message: “”yes lmao okay”

[4] song you listened to: out of my limit- 5sos

[5] time you cried: yikes a couple nights ago

🌻 HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: yes… but it was in like 7th grade so does it count?

[7] been cheated on: no

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: nope (haven’t kissed anyone)

[9] lost someone special: yes

[10] been depressed: ive felt sad but not rly officially ?

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: nahh

🌻 LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS…

[12] light pink

[13] light blue

[14] pastel purple

🌻 IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: yeaa

[16] fallen out of love: no ? idk

[17] laughed until you cried: yessss

[18] found out someone was talking about you: fucK yeah lmao what a story

[19] met someone who changed you: eh not rly i dont think

[20] found out who your true friends are: lmao yes

[21] kissed someone on your Facebook list: no ?

🌻 GENERAL…

[22] how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them except 1 ive never met them (its my cousin lmfao)

[23] do you have any pets: yea!! A puppers

[24] do you want to change your name: i used to but i learned to like my name

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: had 2 of my best friends come over and we chilled and made a song lol

[26] what time did you wake up: 11 ? i think

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: watching youtube videos

[28] name something you cannot wait for: DISNEY THIS SUMMER

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: shes a foot away from me so like right now

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: gimme a bf or a gf i

[31] what are you listening to right now: The Island on the TV

[32] have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i dont think so tbh,, wow

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: waiting

[34] most visited website: tumblr lmao

[35] elementary: ???? what ?????

[36] high school: im a junior rn and its not that bad hasnt been that bad idk im very eh about it im ready to be a senior

[37] college: not there yet but fu ck its too expensive i know

[38] hair colour: its black rn but my natural color is dark brown but im hoping to dye it light brown soon

[39] long or short hair: medium? But im gonna cut it

[40] do you have a crush on someone: hel l yes

[41] what do you like about yourself: good question (my eyes)

[42] piercings: two in my left ear, three in my right ear, i want my nose done

[43] blood type: O- or + i dont remember

[44] nickname: ally (a couple ppl call me al)

[45] relationship status: single dang

[46] zodiac sign: gemini

[47] pronouns: she/her

[48] fav TV show: spn/teen wolf/bobs burgers

[49] tattoos: none but i wanT so bad i know what my first ones gonna be already

[50] right or left handed: right

🌻 FIRST…

[51] surgery: none

[52] piercing: my ears

[53] best friend: i think her name was Hayley

[54] sport: baseball or cheerleading idr

[55] vacation: disney world

[56] pair of trainers: idk what trainers are theyre either pants or shoes if theyre pants then idk probably baby sweatpants and if theyre shoes then idk probably like light up baby sketchers or something

🌻 RIGHT NOW…

[57] eating: just ate a burrito but im aboutta eat some ice cream yeet

[58] drinking: nothing rn

[59] I’m about to: idk scroll on tumblr and watch this movie

[60] listening to: The Island

[61] waiting for: spring break

[62] want: a bf dang

[63] get married: i wanna but im in no rush rly (also im only 16 ndjshfsk)

[64] career: catch me w that best actress oscar!

🌻 WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: hugs probs

[66] lips or eyes: omg i dont know,,,, lips

[67] shorter or taller: taller

[68] older or younger: older

[69] romantic or spontaneous: fucc spontaneous

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: SHOOT another hard question forearms are so good but abs r so !!!

[71] sensitive or loud: why not both?

[72] hook up or relationship: lma girl i tried that hookup thing it didnt work so relationship

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: dang,, troublemaker w limits and boundaries

🌻 HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger: noo

[75] drank hard liquor: yes

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses: yes

[77] turned someone down: hAh yes

[78] sex on first date: ive never no

[79] broken someone’s heart: i really dont know

[80] had your own heart broken: yeaaa

[81] been arrested: no omg

[82] cried when someone died: yes

[83] fallen for a friend: sorta

🌻 DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself: shoot man idk this is deep

[85] miracles: maybe

[86] love at first sight: not rly (i believe in attraction @ first sight which can lead to wanting to get to know someone)

[87] santa claus: not since i was like 9 lol

[88] kiss on the first date: depends on the person tbh

[89] angels: no

🌻 OTHER…

[90] current best friend’s name: i have a few but rn im gonna say Madelyn

[91] eye colour: green

[92] favourite movie: get ready,, catws, vacation, aotc, the jungle book (new) and eclipse are some

[kendricksendrick]

asks you didn’t ask for

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

haha what i mean maybe

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

2

3. The person you would never want to meet?

trump

4. What is your favorite word?

thick but spelled thiqq currently

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

one of those flakey paper trees haha

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

i thought about how bright my friends bathroom was at 7am

7. What shirt are you wearing?

a vacation bible shirt i made in 2014

8. What do you label yourself as?

lame haha also bisexual...finally figured that one out

9. Bright room or dark room?

DARK

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

sleeping on my friends couch like a baby

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

this age...17

12. Who told you they loved you last?

my dad like 2 mins ago

13. Your worst enemy?

ha this bitch that hates me bc i like to gossip

14. What is your current desktop picture?

a pic i took at my lakehouse

15. Do you like someone?

YES

16. The last song you listened to?

something by Taylor Swift on the radio, an older song

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

trump haha

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

look @ 17 haha

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

anna kendrick but we would just hangout and watch whatever she wants on tv and drink or something like whatEVER she wants

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

legs?? band and wakeboarding man thats all i got

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

id probably look like a big fuck boy and id just like stare at my dick all day probably like that one guy from the new jumanji hA

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

clarinet and saxophone?? like its not a secret but i know a lot of people dont know i love to play

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

this is a big fear of mine: falling off the side of the road when i drive like expecially in construction zones anxiety at a max there

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

still gonna eat a no.5 from jimmy johns, no onion and gimmie those bread guts

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

save it, or on something real stupid probably shoes ngl

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

Spain

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

UM IDK UVBLUE OR SOMETHING IDK

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

you have to be enthusiastic all the time

29. What is your favorite expletive?

fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

my entire fucking bed or actually my aloe plant haha

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

that time i passed out at the dr bc i was supEr anemic and that whole experience in general and everything that came with it i would erase and my lif would be so great 

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

hell yea

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

my grandma would come back SO QUICK

34. What was your last dream about?

idk man probably something dumb

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

hhh probs no

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

see me passing out at the doctor bc of anemia @31 

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yes bitch 

38. What is the color of your socks?

i hate socks but most of mine are super funu or boring white

39. What type of music do you like?

LITERALLY ANYTHING 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunset bc i dont like getting up at the ASSCCRACK of dawn

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

strawberry

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

PACKERS

43. Do you have any scars?

oh boy here we go. right above the toes on my left foot i have 3 little like, circle scars from a pool. I have 3 lines on my inner right calf from a damn stick. on my left thigh i also have a line but its kinda thiq blobish from another stick. on my left middle finger i have a mark from a knife one time when i was widdling a stick into a frikin pencil o something,, never finished that haha. i have a mark on my right hand from MY ZIPPER. i have a big mark on my upper left arm from a hot as fuck bread tray i walked into at work thats cute. I think thats everything, and as you can tell im just a clumsy bitch!

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

ha idk something with forensics maybe??? help

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

more outspoken

46. Are you reliable?

ya i gotchuu

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

how are you

48. Do you hold grudges?

na

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

dog whale haha idk

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

those conversations you have with band friends where you dont need words its just like grunts and noises and like “the like thing where” “yeah yeah that” “but like” “like ohhh”. like those

51. Are you a good liar?

honestly no but i lie a lot hate myself for that oops

52. How long could you go without talking?

maybe a day

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

A BOB JESUS FUCK WHY DID I DO THAT

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

eh no

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

no

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter or ppeaunut btter

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

haha couldnt tell ya

58. What would be you dream car?

jeep idk

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

i sing to myself and cry also i sit down bc im lazy and my shower is also a bathtub so i pretend im like sitting in a rainstorm or waterfall or some shit idk

60. Do you believe in aliens?

yes there is literally no way they dont exist

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

no

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

what kinda question is this

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragon bitch

64. What do you think about babies?

CUTE BUT STOP CRYING

[babybutterf1y]

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Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? i realized that keeping the door open was pointless, nothing will ever change. Stripes or polka dots? Stripes. Do you care if people touch you when they’re talking to you? nah I'm italian, it shows that they're interested What is your gender? female. Do you think that people think its obvious? Yeah i mean lololol

How long did your last date last? about an hour or so. he had to be up early to work the next morning. Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? nopeeee Highlight of your day? getting an extra punch on my donut tour card. Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? yacht

Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? da Can you cook? Yep. How high is your ceiling? no clue, like 7ft Whats the worst job you can think of? hooker Do you swear a lot? every damn day Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? 2. first and last Is everything working in your house? I'm gonna assume so Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline? Pool for sure. Does pop give you energy? No. not even  close TV show you love with a passion? criminal minds. Do you think you learned anything from the worst night of your life? that i am stronger than i think 

Perfect age to get married? 26. soon someone cuff me, I'm running out of time Is it safe to say you own over 20 pairs of shoes? 110% Name a career path that women are known for taking. nurse Favorite type of cookie? sugar cookie from potbelly’s A quality you look for in choosing a significant other? tall. What would I find if I looked in your pocket? Nothing.

What was your first word? ball A musical instrument you wouldnt mind learning how to play? piano. Last time you went to 7-eleven? pride, to get an icee A fast food restaurant that you hate with a passion? wendys Does everyone in your family have a job? da. Going anywhere this weekend? i work a yoga event saturday then going out downtown chi. sunday i work a craft beer festival in lincoln park.  Is your room ever clean? every day What does it mean when you're being quiet? thats I'm annoyed Last person you had a face to face conversation with? grandpa Wheres your phone? on the table next to me Do you know the difference between your and you’re? Yes  How late did you stay up last night? I went to bed around 1 Anyone you’re ready to kill? stevan because he won't answer my snaps. Do you need to get a tan? 110% hence why i got a tanning membership at the gym What do you want? to get my own apartment. Favorite TV show as a kid? out of the box

Whats a show that you absolutely refuse to watch? bob’s burgers How many times have you been in love? looking back on it, twice Go camping or go to a party? party hard. Do you remember how old you were when you started swearing? 12  How many years older than you would you date someone? 6 What was the last thing you pinky swore on? I don’t remembert. Would you consider yourself a nice person? Yes. Are there a lot of mirrors in your house? Probably a typical amount. Has there ever been a serial killer in your house? Not that I’m aware of… Do you know anyone who looks like Adam Sandler? No. True or false: Glee is annoying. I never saw an episode. Last thing you cooked? tacos. Do you use slang often? Some I guess Wear glasses? when needed

About how old was the last person that hit on you? 24 What color are your headphones? black like my soul Would you make a good teacher? Why? Nope.i get annoyed with stupid people Dont you hate those commercials that try too hard? I don’t like any commercials. Is the fan on? No. Any special reason why you're taking this survey? waiting to see if stevan shows up and i finished all my work What does the last text message you sent say? "forget about it”- taylor

Your friend needs you to run to the store to get a pregnancy test. Do you? yesss Do you log out on facebook when you leave the site? No. What color are your underwear? blue How short are your nails? long af Do you like the opposite sex to be dominant or you the one in control? dominant Favorite holiday? Christmas. If I asked you to point to Ohio on a map of the US do you think you could? probs  Youre locked in a room with spiders. Do you have an issue? ew yea Do you wear your most expensive item of clothing often? nah Do you eat a lot of food? Sometimes.

Have your parents ever tried to control your relationship? They tried, i should’ve listened Have you ever had to give someone directions before? Yeah Speaking of which, are you good at understanding driving directions? hahaha nah How many people do you text daily? maritza, taylor, lexi, stevan, aaron, nada, my dad Do you play any instruments? Which instruments do you play? Guitar though I haven’t been played in a while Is there anyone who you call by their last name? brooks and brownie What did you do on your last birthday? blacked out Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you commit the most? no idea Has anyone ever told you that you’re incapable of whispering? every day

What is your least favorite subject in school? psych  Have you ever been involved in a custody battle before? No Do you know a couple who constantly sucks on each other’s face? da, its gross When was the last time you watched a YouTube video? the other night  Have you ever babysat a newborn baby before? yeah it blows When was the last time you held someone’s hand? Yesterday. How many meals have you eaten today, so far? 2 Do you think it’s stupid for people to call others “hot?” Uh. i mean like no? Do you personally think Wikipedia is a reliable source? It obviously isn’t. Have you ever shopped at Wet Seal before? Did you like it? once, it sucked. Do you care about spending money if it’s someone else’s money? depends What is your favorite Disney movie of all time? cinderella When you were a child, did you ever want to become a wizard/witch? No Would you rather have hardwood floors or carpet? Hardwood. Who was the last person you yelled at? Why? maritza. she was annoying me As a kid, did you ever go to camp? No. Have you ever made out in a movie theater before? Yeah. Are you currently trying to learn to play any instrument? No. When was the last time you went somewhere you thought was haunted? maritza’s house so today Who was the last person to compliment you? aaron How old were you when you got to go on your first date? 13 Would you call your parents over-protective or under-protective? depends Did your parents ever let you play in the pits of those multicolored balls? yeah ha  Have any of your siblings ever had a crush on your significant other? Lol no. Are you the jealous type? No. When was the last time you felt like you were high on life? last weekend at volleywood Do you know someone who cares about themselves more than their child? yesss Do you still watch cartoons on television? no What do you usually order at Taco Bell, if you go there? 3 soft shell tacos, cheese, meat, lettuce Is there anyone currently annoying you? stevan. Do you have freckles? A few. How many dogs do you have, if any at all? 100

Have you ever witnessed someone being beaten up? Yeah. Do you think biting is weird or sexy? It can be sexy. Would you rather be called hot or beautiful? Beautiful. Have you ever had a pet turtle before? No. Do you still sleep with your parents when you’re scared sometimes? i don't even live with my parents Have you ever met someone with two different color eyes? ya Have you ever felt like someone was following you? yes What color shirt are you wearing at the moment? nude Do you enjoy going school shopping? i did. I'm done with school Do you think Pug dogs are adorable or just plain ugly? ass ugly Have you ever met someone who completely resembled their pet? No What was the worst substance you’ve spilled on yourself before? blood Have you ever made out with more than one person in one night? hahahahahaha Do you think there is a soulmate out there for everyone? I don’t believe in soulmates, nor do I think everyone wants one.

Do you like short or long surveys the best? Somewhere in the 30-50 question range. Have you ever bought fake money and tried to make it pass for real? No. Are your siblings nice the majority of the time? Yes. Do you freak out when a thunderstorm comes along? No How often do you shower? Every day Have you ever had to sell something for a school fundraiser? yeah How many sodas do you usually drink in one day? Zero. Have you ever met someone who was completely weird all-around? Yep. Do you ever watch any soap operas? No. Have you ever met someone who was mean to everyone? I guess. Do you usually have a low tolerance for pain or high tolerance? I have a high tolerance. Would you rather eat or sleep? sleep Are you one of those die hard Twilight or Harry Potter fans? neither Do your parents ever force you to talk to your grandparents? i live with them, so i have to talk to them Do you think long surveys are boring or entertaining? It depends on the questions in them. Have you ever learned that someone had lied to you all along? Yeah. Have you ever wanted to be a lawyer? yea Have you ever had to bail someone out of jail before? No. Is there anyone in your immediate family who was adopted? No Do you know anyone who doesn’t have any common sense? lexi When was the last time you bought something? today i got donuts and bubble tea Do you think you look anything like your parents? my mom What are your plans for this weekend? I already answered this. What color is your significant other’s hair? single

Have you ever applied for a job at Walmart before? no i have an education Would you ever become a foster parent? no. Are you ashamed of anyone in your family? haaahhaha Would rather talk to someone on a landline or a cell phone? facetime Has anyone ever given you a psychiatric assessment? yeah What is your favorite amusement park? 6 flags Did you ever have braces? Yes. What is cuter: kisses on the forehead of the cheek? forehead Do you believe in evolution or creation? Evolution. Would you rather take a bath or a shower? Why or why not? Shower.  Does it bother you when people touch your personal items? no. When was the last time you did something sexual? Last weekend Do you collect anything? What? pins. shot glasses. boy’s souls Are you better at hand-drawing things or painting? I have no artistic talent. Have either of your parents ever called you a failure before? No. Have you ever suspected someone of cheating on you? Yeah and I was right. When you get married, will you convert your last name? sure Are your parents divorced, married or separated? Married. Has someone ever left a relationship with you for someone else? da What’s the most painful thing you’ve ever experienced? an abusive relationship When was the last time you went shoe shopping? couple days ago Are you a part of any clubs at your school, if you still go to school? pi theta alumni Do you know someone who wears a wig? casey but she's black and its a weave sooooooo  What is your best friend’s last name? bolyard When was the last time you cried? For what reason? today, rocco got so scared of a firework and he took off running, poor dog. What is your favorite shop to go to at the mall? forever21. What time do you usually go to bed on the weekends? 5am Have you ever considered suicide? no Have you ever been raped before? Yeah Would you ever consider becoming a marine biologist? yea. Did you carry a lunchbox as a child? yea What is your favorite ‘sweet’ to eat? candy candy Are you someone who usually eats when you’re bored? Now and then. Have you ever eaten your way through a breakup? No. Who was the last person you texted? lexi Do you usually buy popcorn when you eat at the movie theater? Maybe half the time. Did you sleep alone or with someone last night? Alone. What kind of dressing do you eat on your salad, if any? honey mustard  Are you someone who constantly likes to wear hats? yes, dad cps Have you ever seen a Lifetime movie that relates to your life? probs What is your Myspace URL? What year is this? Are you someone who likes to wear dresses more than pants? in the summer. Have you ever dated someone who was way overprotective of you? hahaha yea, it was disgusting   What was the last thing you touched besides your keyboard? my phone When was the last time you witnessed a fist fight? end of school Do you know anyone who lives in the state of California? yes

Are you waiting for a text right now? uh huh fuckin stevan Is it your summer vacation right now? i mean no i graduated and am an adult so Do you like traveling? Yes. I wish I could do it more often and farther afield. What color are the walls of the room you’re in right now? white Do you still make mix cds? No. Are you eating or drinking anything right now? nope

Do you go to church regularly? no, I'd burn Who’s your best friend? tay bae Are you determined? About some things

Are you always looking for/in a relationship, or do you like being single? i like being single but its time to find someone Ever had your heart broken? Yeah. Even broken someone else’s heart? Yeah. Are you confident? yeah. When’s the last time you smiled? Earlier. Are you tan? No.

Any big plans for today/tonight? supposed to meet trent for drinks What’s the background on your computer? my cousins and i from christmas

Do you have days where you just want to listen to sad songs? Yeah. Don’t you hate when your plans fall through? yssss Ever maxed out a credit card? all the time How old are you? 22 Who’s the last person you kissed? i don't want to answer  Are you hoping they will also be the next person you kiss? lol no Do you ever actually go on dates? i have one tonight.