#yaughting

[nottodayjustin]

April 29th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

[xomoosexo]

skepuy mentionnnn

[apeirotilio]

someone pay me to make games

[toa-arania]

Whenever yeet gets added to the dictionary (if it isn't there already, I didn't check) I hope they get real creative about how to conjugate it because I have seen so fucking many past tense and participles. I've seen yeeted, yote, totem, yate, yit, yort, enyeetened, yet, even just yeet again

[kebriones]

The only pine tree forest on Hydra Island is burning because rich people were shooting fireworks from a fucking a yaught. The rich people who go to hydra with their private boats suck, I knew that, but that's so stupid and horrible. Hydra has no roads. Cars are forbidden. They can't bring firefighters on land. The navy can only do so much from the sea. I love that island so much, but the rich tourists that go there are insufferable.

[mistfallenmemes]

"𝚂𝙻𝚄𝚃!"

"Being this young is art."

"What if all I need is you?"

"Got lovestruck, went straight to my head."

"Got lovesick all over my bed."

"(I'm) lovelorn and nobody knows."

"I'll pay the price, you won't."

"But if I'm all dressed up, they might as well be looking at us."

"And if they call me a slut, you know, it might be worth it for once."

"If I'm gonna be drunk, I might as well be drunk in love."

"The sticks and stones they throw froze in mid-air."

"Everybody wants him."

"That was my crime."

"In a world of boys, he's a gentleman."

"We'll pay the price, I guess."

"You're not saying you're in love with me."

"You're not saying you're in love with me, but you're going to."

"It might blow up in your pretty face."

"I'm not saying 'do it anyway' but you're going to."

𝚂𝙰𝚈 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙶𝙾

"I've known it from the very start."

"We're a shot in the darkest dark."

"I'm unarmed."

"The waiting is a sadness."

"(I'm) falling into madness."

"I'm standing on a tightrope alone."

"(I'm) halfway out the door, but it won't close."

"I'm holding out hope for you."

"I would stay forever if you say 'don't go'."

"Why have you led me on?"

"Why'd you have to twist the knife?"

"Why'd you whisper in the dark, just to leave me in the night?"

"Your silence has me screaming."

"You kiss me and time stops."

"I'm yours, but you're not mine."

"I'm trying to see the cards that you won't show."

"I'm about to fold."

"I said 'I love you'."

𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙺

"You went to a party."

"I heard from everybody."

"You part the crowd like the Red Sea."

"Don't even get me started."

"Did you get anxious though?"

"I guess I'll never ever know"

"It looks like you're tryin' lives on"

"You didn't have to change."

"But I guess I don't have a say."

"It was for the best."

"The morе I gave, you'd want me less."

"I cannot be your friend."

"So I pay the price of what I lost."

"I cannot bе your friend, so I pay the price of what I lost."

"What do you tell your friends we shared dinners (and) long weekends with?"

"Truth is, I can't pretend it's platonic."

"It just ended, so..."

"She said to get it off my chest."

"I don't have to pretend."

"I don't have to pretend I like acid rock. Or that I'd like to be on a mega yaught with important men who think important thoughts."

"Guess maybe I am better off now that we don't talk."

"The only way back to my dignity was to turn into a shrouded mystery."

"Guess this is how it has to be now that we don't talk."

𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚄𝚁𝙱𝙰𝙽 𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂

"You had people who called you on unmarked numbers."

"I let it slide like a hose on a slippery plastic summer."

"All was quickly forgiven."

"You were so magnetic, it was almost obnoxious."

"I was always turnin' out my empty pockets."

"I didn't come here to make friends."

"We were born to be suburban legends."

"When you hold me, it holds me together."

"And you kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever."

"You'd be more than a chapter in my old diaries."

"And I can still see you now..."

"I know that you still remember."

"We were born to be national treasures."

"You told me we'd get back together, and you kissed me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever."

"I pace down your block."

"I broke my own heart 'cause you were too polite to do it."

"You don't knock anymore and my whole life's ruined."

𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙾𝚆?

"I slept all alone."

"You still wouldn't go."

"Let's fast forward to three hundred takeout coffees later."

"You dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor."

"You search in every maiden's bed for somethin' greater."

"Was it over when she laid down on your couch?"

"Was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse?"

"Come here,"

"Was it over then?"

"Was it over then and is it over now?"

"Your new girl is my clone."

"And did you think I didn't see you?"

"At least I had the decency to keep my nights out of sight."

"Oh Lord, I think about jumping."

"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings."

"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings... just to see you come running."

"Three hundred awkward blind dates later."

"If she's got (blue) eyes, I will surmise that you'll probably date her."

"I was hoping you'd be there."

"I was hoping you'd be there, and say the one thing I've been wanting... but no."

[cobrafantasies]

Hi! My Therapist Yaught Me How to Flirt + ♡ SMALL THINGS?

Hi! Thank you for the ask!

Aw, I love this story and let's see, my favorite minor detail from it. Okay, it's actually minor but I'm gonna explain it in three parts to show all the pieces of it :)

A minor detail I love is Bucky telling Sam that he can always be himself with him. He doesn't even realize how meaningful it is because the first time Sam mentions this desire in a club when Bucky's in denial about his feelings. Sam says:

"They do [recognize me] but that's why I love this place. I'm not Captain America here. I'm just Sam."

Then Bucky finally comes to terms with the fact that he likes Sam and his therapist asks what he was thinking when he realized he felt differently about Sam and he says:

"I was just thinking... I want Sam to feel like he can be himself with me, just be Sam." 

And when Bucky finally tells Sam how he feels, he says:

"I'm trying to say, you can be yourself... with me. You can be Sam right here like you wanted. And whatever you're getting outta this club, I can give you that." 

And he's shocked this works, by the way, he literally thinks: 'Seriously, how did he say the right thing for once, Bucky's astounded with himself.' 😅

[sanguineposhrat]

He no longer paced in anger, and Friedlander had been making inroads with him, even if Lester hacked his network so they could compare psych evaluations, laughing together about how much of a prick they thought he was.

But the mirror the shrink held up to him now threatened to shatter, his jaw clenched tight, the explanation forced through his teeth and a gutteral snarl from his spot on Mikey's sofa, "Mmnnmrs Phillips."

"Shit, T. Fuck. I'm sorry." The news of the successful heist had unearthed Trevor's only natural predator. His usual gut-punch tone hit hard with a keen edge this time, and he knew the fear coursed through him uncontrolled, whether it showed on the outside or not.

His phone bleeped as he sat beside, deflated by the news. If they thought they'd dodged disaster before... Tracy was still wary at home after Merryweather's unannounced drop in, yet still Amanda wouldn't let them stay too far away from the house with him in it. "??" The simple message read, the skewed truck on the drive clearly visible from their apartment building.

He turned down the ringer. "Location compromised. She's back."

"Oh no. 💔", and he knew she remembered the first time he'd really had to run, and how she patched him up all the times he'd refused to before that. A last message followed. "Let him have the yaught."

He wondered if a mountain range plus an entire city would be enough distance between them, watching him, fingers laced behind his head, elbows on knees while he rocked the physical distress of saying her name aloud away. Would an ocean at his back be enough to reassure him he was safe from her? The new boat sure was fast, but would it ever be fast enough?

He spoke low, and soft, when T's gasp and sob began to subside, the pressure from the shock of her arrival relieved for the time being now that it had been shared. "I hear the marina is beautiful this time of year. You want to get out of here?"

[dwarfman403-blog]

Tbh, if billionaires were actually fixing global warming, ending hunger and homelessness and not doing every evil bad guy thing in the book like they are now….

I’d say give them as many yaughts as they want, Jesus

[girl4music]

“Creators can still be paid from your subscription.”

Yeah, THEIR OWN subscription service. Not yours!

You think the WGA strike would be so prevalent right now if it wasn’t for streaming services taking their rightfully earned money away through subscription fees? This is how you get around paying them. It doesn’t help them in any way for anyone to sign to YOUR owned subscription service. This is why YouTubers use Patreon and Kofi and other actually useful and beneficial subscription services for them.

Come off it peddling this bullshit. We’re not dumb or oblivious. We know the truth. You are greedy bastards. If I sign up to YouTube premium maybe a tiny percent of what I’ve paid will get to them but most will go to you. A billion dollar juggernaut of the tech generation. It will not put a roof over my favourite creators heads. It will buy your CEO another fucking yaught that they don’t need on their ridiculously expensive island. That’s money being wasted that belongs to people who actually need it to comfortably live! FUCK OFF!

BEAT THEM THE WAY THE ROMANS BEAT CHRIST

[the-firebird69]

Models | Cutwater Boats

these are inexpensive no. are exphensive. and the hull is not right are bja hull and ok not great. bounce a lot. not as bad as they did but do. but it is the hull and top configuratino our son came up with these sell are exphensive though.

cutwater c32 350,000 dollars usd. yes too much.

and ours have a better hull. and yes like the cabin cruiser seen today. modified deep v and dont sinkk bobbing makes it sink and crab wildly. and hb power the outboards are twice as much as in boards and he does not use the space no. only for gas nad ohter tanks it is worthless. and we put them on the sides and his tale end is heavy as hell. and no there is no reason it is a poor persons design. ours are perfect builld on his Hatteras and her Egg Harbor. and my Viking designs they both love. and thiers have yaughts. but we use this no. cant. but topside we can and he had the idea a work boat fish boat. but for luxury so you can be a sportsman too. and his dads chris craft named after his son. and loved it. and werote about boating and fishing. and his dad saw it wept.

we go ahead and make ours. and are fast and fully asembled.

and we make our kits too and not asembled and of a differnt line not like this but ok like it not it and of carvers. yes a knock off. Sea Carver lol hahaha bja laughs ok ok we see it. ok fine. and cheap cheap yes. and resell after assembly tons will try an i buy them you mk them and we ck

and we shall see the deal he tries to and he dies not rying send tem he uses them and we agree. and yaughts nice ones and he assembles. and wow he says this iscook..after a time we can send the hulls and have him install the membsrs in it and our son says i think so. you ohld it iin a cradle, and it holds the shells. install braces n the gunnels and we try it they say nope and we see. and ok we do see it wroks and ten together and good.

and the braces inside too and bolt up no mount on the inside but only two big ones. and can climb in. and fully made in a vacuum we do this it i unique and wroks. no parts in the hull no. only the main beams and other beams good ideas. yes

and we do this now. and send them broken down. and the shells see what worksand he says shells and we know yes. lol. sve the kits for the ppl and we shall.

ours too he sayys and good. we needed that.

Thor Freya

and i want them all now. all. and it is tommy f his ar too costly to make taketoo long. and wnts the plastic. he will find they want it too but the boat and he laughs use the crap they have and good. we see

and then this part plastic and yes but nottoomuch and it holds it togteerh have seen it a bit about two percent and yes. good not ath tmuch andgood glass different we move on it he says.

and we sell them see if he is for real

Olympus and us here yes mostly Thor Freya

we do this and both tons want the plastic. and glass yes. it is about 20 erecent plastic but they use the boats they have ar junk ours rule and they know it

[valaquenta]

Louisa Stancioff - Red Neck Yaught Club

[kyleloyd]

Kyle Loyd's Manifesto

Manifesto Kyle Loyd If you're on time, you're late; if you are 15 minutes early, you're on time. After reading my blog posts this semester, I related everything to My family; being a Great Husband, Father, Son, Brother, and Uncle is part of my identity. Fishing and Hunting are also things I relate to and are a big part of my identity. Growing up, I fished almost every weekend with my dad, I loved it, and I can't wait for the countless fishing days I look forward to having with my family. I even fish tournaments with my wife as my fishing partner. Being a good cop is also part of my identity; Work is a massive part of your life; most of the time, you spend more time at work than you get to spend with your family. The past few months put this in an excellent perspective for me. I told you about a bad call I was on a couple of months ago where I almost didn't come home to my family. That call rocked me to my core; I work to make my community a better place, a safe place for my children to grow up in. It's hard to be a cop in 2023; our government has trained people who were terrible, and we aren't people with families as well. No one hates a lousy cop more than a good cop, but the good cops get punished for a few bad ones. The fact that I almost got killed because a gang member jumped out of a car on a traffic stop and ran and tried to shoot me rocks my world in the day and age I have to raise my children. People are not holding people accountable anymore. It's a terrifying world today. That's why my life revolves around my family; this has been a tough semester for me; my father had a massive heart attack we almost lost him; Im so thankful to have him here with us today; he is my hero. I would be okay with being just half the man he is. His family comes first; he works hard to provide everything for his wife, kids, and grandchildren. Hes so inspiring; I'm so blessed to have the dad. I do know a lot of people who don't have great dads. I got the greatest one, and I strive to be the same for my children. Being a patriot is also part of my identity; my parents are enormous patriots and raised us to be the same; we live in the best country in the world, the land of the free and home of the brave; 15 years ago, my dad wanted to come up with a way to give back to our active military, there are so many programs for veterans, but what about our active military that is away from their families fighting for our freedom? as I have told you earlier Fishing is a part of the man I am today, My dad decided let's take some troops fishing, It started 15 years ago at the Goodland boat ramp we took ten soldiers fishing and had some hot dogs and hamburgers in the boat ramp, fast forward to 2023 we Take 200 troops Fishing, we bring them to Naples put them up at the Naples grande from Thursday - Sunday, Thursday we have a captain meeting where all the captains inshore and off shore get to meet the troops they are taking, go over the rules and how the tournament goes, Friday is a free day for them we have sponsors the pay for them to golf or captains will take them to prefish or to the beach, or they can just. Hang at the Naples grade by the pool or the beach—Saturday, the big day, the best day. We get up at 3 am and head to the hamilton harbor yaught Club. The troops are bused over from the grand with the CCSo motorcade, dropped at the boat barn, and walk through while we all clap and greet them and get on to their captain's boats, they have a shotgun start at first light, and we GO FISHING! We have a live weigh-in with a crowd in the boat barn. After the weigh-in, it is off to shower, change and head to the big ballroom at the grade for awards and dinner. This is all fundraised, but the board of Naples takes soldier fishing all year from a bass tournament for first responders, bowling night, a golf tournament, and generous donations from all our sponsors like Yeti and pro bass shops is one of my favorite weekends. Of the year, and I'm so blessed to be a part of it and proud of what my mom and dad created.

[selkies-world]

If a yaught with a bunch of rich people went down in a storm, people might not make fun of that as much

Uhm yes we would. It would also be the only time we would be thanking Zeus (realistically, we'd be thanking Thor & begrudgingly thanking Zeus for keeping it in his pants long enough to do something useful).

If another yaught full of rich people gets sunk by a team of rebellious military-grade orcas, though, we'd be rallying behind the orcas & asking them how to send our scraped-together savings their way to support them as best we can.