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April 29th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
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Fanfic idea: Just your luck, you and one other person (who happens to be your arch nemesis) win tickets to spend a day on a private yacht, all expenses paid. You decide to tolerate them for a day of rest and relaxation until orcas show up and tear off your motor and the two of you are stuck with each other in the middle of the ocean until help arrives.
400k slow burn, enemies to lovers, forced proximity, the orcas ship it (pun not intended)
#i think im funny#dw guys i know all ab orcas theyre so psychologically advanced they ship ppl and also love damaging yaughts trust me they told me themselve#i purposefully didnt make the characters rich and able to own a yaught themselves bc nah lol#orcas#killer whales#yaughts#fanfic#fanfiction#fanfic trope#forced proximity#enemies to lovers#slow burn#romance trope#hermie's rants
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someone pay me to make games
#i'm tired of applying to jobs can i move into some rich eccentric's house and make them fun little games to play on their yaughts#like a renaissance artist
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Whenever yeet gets added to the dictionary (if it isn't there already, I didn't check) I hope they get real creative about how to conjugate it because I have seen so fucking many past tense and participles. I've seen yeeted, yote, totem, yate, yit, yort, enyeetened, yet, even just yeet again
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The only pine tree forest on Hydra Island is burning because rich people were shooting fireworks from a fucking a yaught. The rich people who go to hydra with their private boats suck, I knew that, but that's so stupid and horrible. Hydra has no roads. Cars are forbidden. They can't bring firefighters on land. The navy can only do so much from the sea. I love that island so much, but the rich tourists that go there are insufferable.
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nhl teasm...
my team loyalties immediately dissolve in favor of the funniest possible outcome. florida i will willingly curse you for a game seven sharks interview, vgk you mean nothing to me if it means the yotes sweep you, kraken you mean nothing to me if it means a sharks shutout, the san jose sharks will never be usurped in the chain of preference because they are gods personal sacrificial lamb and every joy they experience is like blood in the water and my heart hungers like a mouthless stomach.
for sake of readability i refer to teams by name here, sorry if this shows up on your favsies team tags </3
every single team WILL be discussed in terms of the sharks . be warned .
nhl teams tier list below the cut because i yap too much for a cute graphic. our conversations arent long but you know what is. its this. dont talk to me at all, actually.
MY teams!!!
San Jose Sharks
san jose sharks u are the only thing that has ever mattered 2 me. pickles cup on the HORIZON and RAPIDLY APPROACHING.
MY GIRLS......!!!!! if you want to love a team make a primer about them. i think of everything hockey relative to the sharks. i can name most of their players.! (it takes me genuine conscious thought to tell apart cmd, drai, lars because of their similar facial hair for reference. luke kunin and justin bailey though NO PROBLEM ^_^)
fighting team through and through! who CARE if we down two and got twenty seconds remaining, players WILL be gunning down the ice...! its always a bit of a shock to watch other teams just kinda. wander about?
people who like winning will tell you that the important part of the sport is winning. wrong! it is HONOR and WHIMSY. and sometimes IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF NIHILISM . i think its good for you to root for a basement team. really gets you out of that winning is everything mentality cause if i got my feelings too wound up about how the sharks performed i would not have a blood pressure measurable by conventional means anymore
also, nothing on this team is permanent. i look at old rosters and can name like. five of them. we made the MOST moves at the trade deadline. every single captain has had trade rumors going around about them. somehow, we are still living on the high of that game seven. you know the one.
there are four people in the lb tag on a good day. if you are joining the sharks fandom hi! ^_^ sorry for takin your favorite guy!
BEST DRESSED TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!! our logo? CUNT. our teal? CUNT. our cute little teal helmets to go with visiting uniforms? CUNT. our black alternate jerseys? CURSED AS ALL HELL. also, CUNT. over 5% of our wins this season happened in the califin jersey which is to say ONE GAME. and we looked GOOD AS HELL doing it. year one of the team, sharks sold the MOST merch in the league because our logo before the current logo? CUNT.
i think the sharks makes me a worse person.
Seattle Kraken
my first team! ^_^ really awesome and active community on tumblr, i really like the community wide decision to be whimsical through thick and thin, if you want to get into hockey id definitely suggest them !!! sports are a social interest to me <3
also, one of the best dressed teams IMO! LOVE the red accents (& how they use black in their visiting jerseys), and especially a fan of how their goalies gear picks up on it!
also, the pride runs deep team, the put a tentacle on a pride flag dont even need to mention its for hockey team
also, i love their fish toss. the past tense of yeet is NOT yaught.
i recognize a quite a few of their players! unfortunately, quite a few of their players are prone to injury. hope they resign QUITE A FEW OF THEIR PLAYERS. ^_^
Vegas Golden Knights
HEEL TEAM!!! hate them or love them you NEED them for your narratives. and GOLLY do people hate them! this has made me root for them more. haters be strong, but by god i stay stronger xoxo
a team you DEFINITELY need a sense of humor to love publicly tho. this blog SUPPORTS taking weeks if not months long sick leave <- literally a sharks fan, if u arent feeling 100% get your rest AND get your paycheck im so serious
i think they need to DOUBLE DOWN on being the most las vegas thing to ever be outside of las vegas! they got glittery gold jerseys! pyrotechnics on every home goal! the big tacky slot machine! gold helmets! the whole opening segment! vgk become the disney villain team u were always meant to be!
also, tomas hertl is on this team. tomas hertl i miss u. everyone may be mad gm mike grier traded him to a franchise rival but hes a wizard TO ME for getting ltir resident hertl to a team he wanted to be on!!! please win a cup for tommy vgk
sharks exwifes teams
Tampa Bay Lightning
anthony duclair you are just as beautiful as you were the day i lost you ...
also, i am LEGITIMATELY infatuated by their storm jerseys (image from the unofficial nhl uniforms database)
girl i want you so bad
would you believe this jersey personally shot up my opinion of them
Dallas Stars
joe pavelski makes me feel hit song "its over isnt it" from show steven universe emotions. hes THE shark exwife. hes been gone for 5 years (goinf on six!) and every time we play against the stars they keep having long lingering shots on pavs and randomly bringing up how hes SUCH a great player ohhhhh pavs youre the greatest thing we have ever lost... they do this after someone else has scored a goal btw LMAO. i genuinely get surprised when i watch a cast with the stars that ISNT lingering on pavs. have a good retirement pavs <3
the second player i recognized the face of on the stars was mason marchment because he has piercing blue eyes and strikingly dark eyebrows. hes orbs.
i think their plaioffs thing was funny as hell. i dont even read it like. ai as in artificial intelligence, ive been reading pl-eye-offs. theyre funny for that + getting dragged for it, apparently? i hope they do it again (& get dragged again)
im sorry dallas stars for personally cursing you to lose round 2.
im also sorry dallas stars for writing almost entirely about joe pavelski here . he haunts the sharks so bad. i actually did start rooting for the stars because of him though LMAO
HI ID ALSO LIKE TO ADD THAT WE GOT TY DELLANDREAS FROM THIS TEAM! i love snatching everyones beloved players this cant keep happening
my friends teams (that i have imprinted on like a duckling) ^_^ hey speakin of ducks
Los Angeles Kings
BEST PENALTY KILL IN THE LEAGUE! <- dont fact check me
i like making up silly ways of referring to game terminologies and the kings are an endless supply of on theme jokes <3
.i was made fond through word of big save dave and i personally love watching everyone shadow box with the ghost of la kings
i regularly followed them in the regular season ^_^ and then the post season happened .i think i may have cursed them terribly
PLEASE LET YUOR YOUNGER PLAYERS IN . PLEEASDE.
Anaheim Ducks
team i am fond of but never watch the games of because they overlap with every other team i watch LMAO
i was um. also made fond of them through their goalies. i may be predicable. THEE if a goalie makes more than 50 saves in a game and still lose then they have the right to chase they team around with a machete team
but maybe the REAL way to my heart is a team that is healthy (do you remember healthy centers and veteran presence) and law abiding (one of the most penalized teams) that loves doing things like completing passes (um. <3) . which you will
also, witnessed the funniest exchange on one of my posts of like. two or three people? realizin that the ducks new logo is a duck foot
also, i think the seattle series has been one of the most bizarre series of events ive watched by far
Minnesota Wild
you are like an in law to me
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST. wild is like up there as one of tumblrs popular teams to me! alongside the kraken and. the pens? idk i stay to ONE corner of the internet (the sharks) i think the community is very sweet :)
also, i think the 7-10 game with the canucks was hysterical, that was the only time ive watched back a game and it was worth it 100%
also, i have drawn one of your players with cat ears its OVER for nyall
Edmonton Oilers
i know nothing about your players. darnell nurse 5 own goals i wambt you
ANOTHER TEAM YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOR TO LOVE PUBLICLY .! godspeed oilers mutuals yall are like a beautiful ant raft to me. hold on tight together! ^_^
also, we beat the oilers this year and are noted career low for a guy named cmd if you know him . IDK hes a lil underground . so like. >:3
sharks exwives teams the sequel
Calgary Flames
nikita okhotiuk you are the worlds funniest girl to me. gets traded on the trade deadline, plays 9 games total, BREAKS IIHF RESTRICTION TO PLAY FOR CSKA MOSCOW. WORD ON THE STREET THEY STILL WANT HIM BACK. i dont know nothing about the flames otherwise LMAO guys . guys i miss okhie . my turnover princess.... .
i feel like everyone i know has beef with them. um. my beef is that they scored 13 against the sharks that one time in 1993.?
please god stop playin scary
Pittsburgh Penguins
exwife exhead coach/cheerleader david quinn i miss you and your web of connections and networkin like no other...! seriously he knows like. everyone. gets along with everyone and has a strange and unusual beef with sweet cousin kevin labanc. .and hes connectionsing and networkining out there with the pens! ^_^ comin full circle if you even CARE!!!
i root for these teams for absurd reasons
Ottawa Senators
i root for them when idc about who they against because theyre my brother in basement
Nashville Predators
roman josi
i have pavlovs dogged myself into getting hype as hell over him from this image. no i dont want to talk about it
i could not pick him out of a lineup BTW this is the only photo of him i look at
i think they could afford to be even more yellow in uniform
if you asked me to tell you one thing about this team id genuinely run empty
its all goalies and sharks associations . i have nothing to defend myself with here
Carolina Hurricanes: i know like... 3? of your players who are deeply endearing to me and nothing else. yeah one of them is a goalie can you look the other way please (pyotr kochetkov, seth jarvis, brent burns)
Detroit Red Wings: alex lyon is on this team! i miss radim simek . hes not dead we just snatched him off the cuda captaincy and sent him to detroit.
Philadelphia Flyers: they have gritty on this team and also sam ersson!
Arizona Coyotes/Utah Somethings: i thought their yotes logo was the cutest thing :( they matched with the roadies! honestly massively bummed we dont get the yotes on account of WILD as hell management decisions utah somethings is NOT a snub btw, ive seen the sharks cast refer to them as that and i think its really funny. the blue in the uniforms is cute though ^_^
St. Louis Blues: we series swept them! sorry stl anything for tommy
Boston Bruins
Buffalo Sabres
New York Islanders
Vancouver Canucks
Montreal Canadiens
Chicago: i know two different people that said they played better hockey wearing a chicago jersey . their opinions of this differ WILDLY. if you play hockey, consider it. for science.
i regularly forget/confuse these teams
Winnipeg Jets+Columbus Blue Jackets
i forget the cbj exist regularly igm so sorry. i confuse them with the winnipeg jets because i keep thinkin theyre both planes. who i also gorget with astonishing regularity . i dont know nothing about either them beyond that
Florida Panthers
i genuinely have a really hard time telling them and the preds apart????? NOT EVEN THE SAME COLORS BUT OKAY!
darling of the playoffs RN i think! i like the playoffs, everyone gets so mean LMAO
keep fans in your thoughts at this time because BOY HOWDY. THEY NEED IT.
Toronto Maple Leafs
I FIRGOT THEY EXISTED TOO. I WAS SCROLLING NHL DOT COM SLASH TEAMS TO MAKE SURE I GOT THEM ALL AND . THEY ARE AT THE BOTTOM BECAUSE I GORGOT THEM. IM SORRY TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS. also, mario ferraros childhood team ^_^
i dont hate them BUT...
New Jersey Devils
but also one half of an employee mackblack said they had him play before he was totally ready to come back on an injury ONSE TIME!! and ive not trusted them since
also one half of an employee kaapo kahkonen is on this team! he played 6 games, lost 4, got injured in 2, and the only game hes won was his season first shutout.
they have VERY pretty promotional graphics and also eyebrows
a lot of sharks go to the devs and vice versa which is always really funny ^_^ we got at LEAST four devs-to-sharks guys off the top of my head (we traded okhie and got vitek vanecek, maintaining the delicate balance of it all) and the devs got timo mimo. who also got very pretty eyebrows. timo mimo...
New York Rangers
but hey what are they doing to exwife barclay goodrow over therr . when i said i wanted him to win a third cup i didnt mean i needed him to do it in the era of the pickles comeback . his um??? his contract terms???
nyr yuo are nothing to mme and i wish five thousand years of famine upone you . san jose sharks i do NOT think we shoulda been able to do this. its just a workers rights thing hello
Washington Capitals
but CAP FRIENDLY. GIVE IT BACK. actually seething with rage at this new development. you must understand . if you want to love a team make a primer about them. if you want to love accessible databases write a primer.
also WAIT WAIT BEAUTIFUL FAILHORSE PIERRE LUC DUBOIS IS ON THIS TEAM NOW? please make sure you give him a sparkly star sticker if he does well a game and also peel his tangerines for him and also
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"๐๐ป๐๐!"
"Being this young is art."
"What if all I need is you?"
"Got lovestruck, went straight to my head."
"Got lovesick all over my bed."
"(I'm) lovelorn and nobody knows."
"I'll pay the price, you won't."
"But if I'm all dressed up, they might as well be looking at us."
"And if they call me a slut, you know, it might be worth it for once."
"If I'm gonna be drunk, I might as well be drunk in love."
"The sticks and stones they throw froze in mid-air."
"Everybody wants him."
"That was my crime."
"In a world of boys, he's a gentleman."
"We'll pay the price, I guess."
"You're not saying you're in love with me."
"You're not saying you're in love with me, but you're going to."
"It might blow up in your pretty face."
"I'm not saying 'do it anyway' but you're going to."
๐๐ฐ๐ ๐ณ๐พ๐ฝ'๐ ๐ถ๐พ
"I've known it from the very start."
"We're a shot in the darkest dark."
"I'm unarmed."
"The waiting is a sadness."
"(I'm) falling into madness."
"I'm standing on a tightrope alone."
"(I'm) halfway out the door, but it won't close."
"I'm holding out hope for you."
"I would stay forever if you say 'don't go'."
"Why have you led me on?"
"Why'd you have to twist the knife?"
"Why'd you whisper in the dark, just to leave me in the night?"
"Your silence has me screaming."
"You kiss me and time stops."
"I'm yours, but you're not mine."
"I'm trying to see the cards that you won't show."
"I'm about to fold."
"I said 'I love you'."
๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐๐ท๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ด ๐ณ๐พ๐ฝ'๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ป๐บ
"You went to a party."
"I heard from everybody."
"You part the crowd like the Red Sea."
"Don't even get me started."
"Did you get anxious though?"
"I guess I'll never ever know"
"It looks like you're tryin' lives on"
"You didn't have to change."
"But I guess I don't have a say."
"It was for the best."
"The morะต I gave, you'd want me less."
"I cannot be your friend."
"So I pay the price of what I lost."
"I cannot bะต your friend, so I pay the price of what I lost."
"What do you tell your friends we shared dinners (and) long weekends with?"
"Truth is, I can't pretend it's platonic."
"It just ended, so..."
"She said to get it off my chest."
"I don't have to pretend."
"I don't have to pretend I like acid rock. Or that I'd like to be on a mega yaught with important men who think important thoughts."
"Guess maybe I am better off now that we don'tย talk."
"The only way back to my dignity was to turn into a shrouded mystery."
"Guess this is how it has to be now that we don't talk."
๐๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฝ ๐ป๐ด๐ถ๐ด๐ฝ๐ณ๐
"You had people who called you on unmarked numbers."
"I let it slide like a hose on a slippery plastic summer."
"All was quickly forgiven."
"You were so magnetic, it was almost obnoxious."
"I was always turnin' out my empty pockets."
"I didn't come here to make friends."
"We were born to be suburban legends."
"When you hold me, it holds me together."
"And you kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever."
"You'd be more than a chapter in my old diaries."
"And I can still see you now..."
"I know that you still remember."
"We were born to be national treasures."
"You told me we'd get back together, and you kissed me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever."
"I pace down your block."
"I broke my own heart 'cause you were too polite to do it."
"You don't knock anymore and my whole life's ruined."
๐ธ๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐พ๐
๐ด๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐?
"I slept all alone."
"You still wouldn't go."
"Let's fast forward to three hundred takeout coffees later."
"You dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor."
"You search in every maiden's bed for somethin' greater."
"Was it over when she laid down on your couch?"
"Was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse?"
"Come here,"
"Was it over then?"
"Was it over then and is it over now?"
"Your new girl is my clone."
"And did you think I didn't see you?"
"At least I had the decency to keep my nights out of sight."
"Oh Lord, I think about jumping."
"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings."
"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings... just to see you come running."
"Three hundred awkward blind dates later."
"If she's got (blue) eyes, I will surmise that you'll probably date her."
"I was hoping you'd be there."
"I was hoping you'd be there, and say the one thing I've been wanting... but no."
#memes#roleplay meme#rp meme#meme#roleplay memes#rp memes#sentence starters#taylor swift meme#taylor swift rp meme
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Revolutionaries as things me and my friends have said
Jefferson: Hey! Guess what! Where on Monticello Street!
Madison: ummm no weโre on Montello Street
Jefferson: well great now Iโm sad
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Laurens:*silently runs up behind Hamilton and lightly taps him on the shoulders with both hands*
Hamilton: *Loud mouse like squeaking noise*
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Burr: stop trying to bayonet me with an umbrella Alexander. Itโs not very nice or effective.
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Lafayette: Adrienne told me I was an idiot today
Laurens: oof
Lafayette: she said โyouโre my pet dumbassโ
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Madison: Is the past tense of yeet yote or yaught, discuss.
Hamilton & Jefferson: Loud screaming and fighting
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Hamilton:*gets hit in the chest with a soccer ball*
Jefferson, from across the room: youโre being dramatic! That wouldnโt hurt a heartless bitch like you!
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Laurens, in a canoe: PADDLE ALEXANDER PADDLE!CHASE THAT DUCK! BY THE END OF THE DAY HE WILL BE MINE!
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Jefferson, on the phone: Madison, why werenโt you at work today
Madison: Today I feel like a bag of a bag of shit, Iโm pretty sure Iโm slowly dying, I think my torso is collapsing in on itself and my throat feels like a snake pit from hell. Right now Iโm taking a disgustingly hot bath so maybe Iโll feel better but either way Iโll just go back to lying face down on the couch.
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Laurens: Iโm gonna take you to South Carolina some day. We can go hang out down by the creek behind my old house and catch frogs like I did as a little kid.
Hamilton: I can take you to a half destroyed Caribbean hell scape and we can hangout in the wreckage of my childhood home?
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Hi! My Therapist Yaught Me How to Flirt + โก SMALL THINGS?
Hi! Thank you for the ask!
Aw, I love this story and let's see, my favorite minor detail from it. Okay, it's actually minor but I'm gonna explain it in three parts to show all the pieces of it :)
A minor detail I love is Bucky telling Sam that he can always be himself with him. He doesn't even realize how meaningful it is because the first time Sam mentions this desire in a club when Bucky's in denial about his feelings. Sam says:
"They do [recognize me] but that's why I love this place. I'm not Captain America here. I'm just Sam."
Then Bucky finally comes to terms with the fact that he likes Sam and his therapist asks what he was thinking when he realized he felt differently about Sam and he says:
"I was just thinking... I want Sam to feel like he can be himself with me, just be Sam."ย
And when Bucky finally tells Sam how he feels, he says:
"I'm trying to say, you can be yourself... with me. You can be Sam right here like you wanted. And whatever you're getting outta this club,ย Iย can give you that."ย
And he's shocked this works, by the way, he literally thinks: 'Seriously, how did he say the right thing for once, Bucky's astounded with himself.' ๐
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He no longer paced in anger, and Friedlander had been making inroads with him, even if Lester hacked his network so they could compare psych evaluations, laughing together about how much of a prick they thought he was.
But the mirror the shrink held up to him now threatened to shatter, his jaw clenched tight, the explanation forced through his teeth and a gutteral snarl from his spot on Mikey's sofa, "Mmnnmrs Phillips."
"Shit, T. Fuck. I'm sorry." The news of the successful heist had unearthed Trevor's only natural predator. His usual gut-punch tone hit hard with a keen edge this time, and he knew the fear coursed through him uncontrolled, whether it showed on the outside or not.
His phone bleeped as he sat beside, deflated by the news. If they thought they'd dodged disaster before... Tracy was still wary at home after Merryweather's unannounced drop in, yet still Amanda wouldn't let them stay too far away from the house with him in it. "??" The simple message read, the skewed truck on the drive clearly visible from their apartment building.
He turned down the ringer. "Location compromised. She's back."
"Oh no. ๐", and he knew she remembered the first time he'd really had to run, and how she patched him up all the times he'd refused to before that. A last message followed. "Let him have the yaught."
He wondered if a mountain range plus an entire city would be enough distance between them, watching him, fingers laced behind his head, elbows on knees while he rocked the physical distress of saying her name aloud away. Would an ocean at his back be enough to reassure him he was safe from her? The new boat sure was fast, but would it ever be fast enough?
He spoke low, and soft, when T's gasp and sob began to subside, the pressure from the shock of her arrival relieved for the time being now that it had been shared. "I hear the marina is beautiful this time of year. You want to get out of here?"
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You started it. ๐ง
I'm just shading in the finer points.
In classical demonology, Demons with red eyes are deal-makers, while demons with black eyes are mindless drones:
Red-eyed demons: These demons are the deal-makers in the demon army.
Black-eyed demons: These demons are the soldiers, thugs, henchmen, and minions, and are considered to be mindless drones.
Yellow-eyed demons: These demons are the generals in the demon army.
Hellhounds are another supernatural creature with glowing red eyes, and are said to be guardians of hell.
Kk but now can you see how you looked like Patrick Bateman.
Oooooh derp
Aliens fishing for fisherman fishing for fish who fish while they wait for death
Don't you know? Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
It's always the woman's job to teach a man how to take care of him self properly. Why is it our job to be malibu barbie and your mom and your spiritual coach at the same time
What do we get in return? ....
Why do we have to be hairless, beautiful, both slender and thick, chase you around begging for you to give us the time of day (not just me, its a really alarming cultural norm in this world), we have to mother you, wake uou up, help you remember what it means to have a heart and show love, all while being fished and objectified by randoms while we drift in the jungle alone waiting.... oh and face constant drama being the 3rd woman and the fallout from that
This is all while hoping you accept us because if you dont, we know you will kill us.
Yah. Thats the culture.
We weren't invited to the fisherman frat party yaught
It's the Y factor ~ its time the women took charge for a bit. Things are extremely unfair for women we feel like second class citizens and enough is enough.
Cover blown I guess you have to stop acting psycho
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Models | Cutwater Boats
these are inexpensive no. are exphensive. and the hull is not right are bja hull and ok not great. bounce a lot. not as bad as they did but do. but it is the hull and top configuratino our son came up with these sell are exphensive though.
cutwater c32 350,000 dollars usd. yes too much.
and ours have a better hull. and yes like the cabin cruiser seen today. modified deep v and dont sinkk bobbing makes it sink and crab wildly. and hb power the outboards are twice as much as in boards and he does not use the space no. only for gas nad ohter tanks it is worthless. and we put them on the sides and his tale end is heavy as hell. and no there is no reason it is a poor persons design. ours are perfect builld on his Hatteras and her Egg Harbor. and my Viking designs they both love. and thiers have yaughts. but we use this no. cant. but topside we can and he had the idea a work boat fish boat. but for luxury so you can be a sportsman too. and his dads chris craft named after his son. and loved it. and werote about boating and fishing. and his dad saw it wept.
we go ahead and make ours. and are fast and fully asembled.
and we make our kits too and not asembled and of a differnt line not like this but ok like it not it and of carvers. yes a knock off. Sea Carver lol hahaha bja laughs ok ok we see it. ok fine. and cheap cheap yes. and resell after assembly tons will try an i buy them you mk them and we ck
and we shall see the deal he tries to and he dies not rying send tem he uses them and we agree. and yaughts nice ones and he assembles. and wow he says this iscook..after a time we can send the hulls and have him install the membsrs in it and our son says i think so. you ohld it iin a cradle, and it holds the shells. install braces n the gunnels and we try it they say nope and we see. and ok we do see it wroks and ten together and good.
and the braces inside too and bolt up no mount on the inside but only two big ones. and can climb in. and fully made in a vacuum we do this it i unique and wroks. no parts in the hull no. only the main beams and other beams good ideas. yes
and we do this now. and send them broken down. and the shells see what worksand he says shells and we know yes. lol. sve the kits for the ppl and we shall.
ours too he sayys and good. we needed that.
Thor Freya
and i want them all now. all. and it is tommy f his ar too costly to make taketoo long. and wnts the plastic. he will find they want it too but the boat and he laughs use the crap they have and good. we see
and then this part plastic and yes but nottoomuch and it holds it togteerh have seen it a bit about two percent and yes. good not ath tmuch andgood glass different we move on it he says.
and we sell them see if he is for real
Olympus and us here yes mostly Thor Freya
we do this and both tons want the plastic. and glass yes. it is about 20 erecent plastic but they use the boats they have ar junk ours rule and they know it
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