#yall this is the realest thing i had ever seen

[theleseroftwoweevils]

THE RVEIWES fR THE PRISCILLA MOVIE ARE FUCKING OUTRAGES "The actors were a poor choice. Elvis was tall at 6 foot but this much taller actor at 6’5 seems chosen for manipulative reasons to try to portray him as towering over Priscilla and deceptively make her seem younger than she was." THEY WERE 24 NA D 14 WHEN THEY MET!!!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL THATS AN 8TH GRADER/FRESHMAN IN HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I have been an Elvis fan ever since I was born basically. I have always loved Priscilla and how beautiful she was, but she has really tarnished my view I have of her after this movie. My favorite movie ever is Elvis and Me, and I have seen it dozens of times. The Elvis movie that came out in 2022 is a close second. If you have ever watched Elvis and Me you know that the new Priscilla movie is a joke and one of the most boring movies ever created. I have never rolled my eyes so much in my life. 75% of the movie is literally Priscilla's face portraying herself as a battered woman forced to look and act a certain way. I am sure Elvis was a little crazy with a temper, that comes with the lifestyle he had, but come on now. You're not going to show one singular good thing about this man in the entire movie?!?!?! You were with him for what... 13 years?! It was abusive from the beginning?!!?! Come on, let's be real. She could have left him just like she did when she found that karate instructor. The movie is 10% Elvis, 90% Priscilla. Yes I know, the movie is called "Priscilla," but she wouldn't even have a movie if it wasn't for ELVIS!! They did not show him performing, they did not show anything about his career, they did not show him interacting with Lisa Marie, they didn't even show anything about his death. The majority of the movie was Priscilla in Germany?? The folks watching this movie are more Elvis fans than Priscilla fans. We wanna see Elvis!!! And we definitely did not in this movie. They didn't even play any Elvis music!!!???!! If someone who knows nothing about Elvis watches this movie, they are not only going to be confused, but they are going to think Elvis was a horrible person who does nothing but cheat, control women, do drugs, and lose his temper. Please everyone, do yourselves a favor and watch Elvis and Me if you decide to watch this horrible movie. I was so excited thinking this was going to be basically a remake of Elvis and Me. It was not. Every person involved in this movie should be ashamed and embarrassed. REST IN PEACE ELVIS THE GOAT - YOU THA REALEST WE DON'T BELIEVE PRISCILLA" i know thats a lot for yall to read but also. SHE WAS 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ELVIS IS ELVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i swear to god everyone who wrote review like thagt are making themselves sound like predators

[denkisdurag]

midoriya, todoroki, bakugo x fem!reader - falling for an "edgy" person

warnings: swearing, READER IS THE REALEST AND THE ILLEST 🥶🥶🥶🥶😈😈😈😈😈💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💯💯💯💯💯💯

a/n: hey look i made you some conteeeeent! daddy made you your favorite open wide!!!!

also by edgy i don’t necessarily mean alt but like someone who just is tough and snappy and stands their ground and stuff yk

———

izuku midoriya

when he first laid his eyes on you, he was intimidated

bc of course he was

no but fr, pls be nice to him

he will actually sob if you show hostility to him at all

slash j

the first thing he noticed about you was your resting expression

your eyes were constantly half lidded

your lips stayed straight, or the corners of em were downturned ever so slightly

if not for the rest of your vibe he’d just have thought you were always tired

but he knows better

he doesn’t even know he’s just staring until you turn your head and find him doing so

he snaps his neck forward like OH GOD OH FUCK DID THEY NOTICE ME

he looks back and you’re still looking at him like “😐😑😐 don’t”

he just turns in his seat and keeps his eyes glued to his desk, sparing extREMELY small and quick glances every then and now

before he knows it, the class is training

and OH HOW CONVENIENT YOU TWO ARE PAIRED UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

he’s all nervous not only bc of that awkward interaction from earlier bc he knows you’re strong

it kinda

makes u hotter

whoops

anyway

he doesn’t not believe in hitting women

THAT CAME OUT WRONG LMFAOAOAO HOLD ON

i mean like he will give his effort in training regardless of ur gender bc he believes his opponent deserves a fair fight above all else

ok anyways moving on LMAO

so as i just said he would give it his all

well not his all bc he’d die but a Safe Percentage of his all yk

but goddamn if you aren’t quick

not just in physical agility but you’re smart

you can see his moves coming and dodge them for the most part

he admires u so much

you’ve become one of the kids he strives to reach the level of (like bakugo)

give him a chance stink 🙁

shoto todoroki

this gif

👁👁

anyways

shoto isn't the kind of person to really judge immediately based on appearance (although some assumptions do surface, he doesn’t immediately jump to the conclusion that they’re true), but he did think you were interesting

your style was unlike what he had seen before

and your attitude/spunk only matched that of bakugou’s

you were far more tolerable than him in todoroki’s eyes doe 😁

slash j

once again

he found it kinda cool, the way that you did your thing and never let other people dictate over you

i think admirable or respectable is a better word to use but u got what i meant

shoto doesn’t read social cues like at all so you shouldn’t have been surprised when he just whispered to izuku like “midoriya who is that sitting over there” and he’s just

pointing directly into ur face

“gotta problem, you half-thawed hot pocket?”

he just blinks like

“no why would you think that”

you roll your eyes and turn away

he’s just left there like 🧍🏾

“did i do something”

izuku pats him on the back but doesn’t say anything LMFAOOOO

yall just go about ur day

for some reason i wanna believe the moment he starts to like you like that is after he sees you shit on endeavor to his face LMAOAAO

he comes to speak to the 1-a class one day as one of the biggest pro heroes and you gotta bone or two to pick with him

and swear that shoto just plays that moment in his head whenever he bummed

one time he thought about it while enji was lecturing him and he almost smiled

damn near would’ve got his ass beat /j

.

/hj

he doesn’t realize he likes u bc he’s slow but you do be on his mind and now he obliviously comes up to you in class asking random questions tryna get to know you LMAO

katsuki bakugo

when bakugo first saw you, he was also interested

but not in the way that shoto was

but rather in the way that made him wonder if you were a worthy opponent or rival

you were built different 🥶🙏🏾 that much was obvious

so right off the bat, he was like 🤨 hm

you may be tough 🤨🤨🤨🤨

of course, he's still bakugo, so he holds his pride over everything else

but just by looking at you, he could tell you two were the same

(in the sense of spunk and confidence)

and that was only confirmed at the quirk assessment test

you certainly were impressive

it's likely that he'd make fun and be overconfident with you just as he was everyone else, but he really did acknowledge you and see you as a worthy opponent

he would just never say it aloud bc, Katsuki

you two were paired up for a thing as well

but you didn’t go against each other

you were on the same team

he was kinda bummed bc he wanted to see how well you’d hold up against him but he figured there’d be other opportunities down the road

but then again when has being on the same team every stopped him from being a lul hoe

cough cough season two episode thirty seven

anyways

he def is like “GET BEHIND ME YOU FUCKS ILL DO IT MYSELF 🤬🤬🤬🤬”

naturally you were like 😐 are you serious my brotha

so you decided to take matters into your own hands

you’d let him have his glory sure but not as much as he wanted

you’d be damned if you let a nigga boss you around like this da fawk

bakugo noticed he wasn’t getting piled on as much as he was hoping (so he could prove his strength which was not necessary btw but i mean its bakugo so)

but then he turned to you and saw you doing your part to keep the training bots away from the group

and im not gonna lie you may be sweaty but ur strong and that is the Most Attractive Element Possible In Any Person Ever to katsuki so

def had you on his mind after the training session

don’t think he gonna stop stepping to you and stealing ur thunder doe

he may like you but that don’t mean he not gon keep taking his chances at whooping ur ass

[sabakunoo]

New year thingy late af as usual

SO. I KNOW IM LATE. NEW YEAR WAS 3 DAYS AGO. but you’ll forgive me because you all love me ( right ?? ) anyway!! I’ve been in this fandom (on tumblr) for approximately 4 months and while I’ve got ups and downs getting into that whole tumblr business, you all have been incredible! Both my followers and my roleplay partners and anyone who ever interacted with me! I would do a follow forever list but it would be hypocritical of me since I have a toc that makes me unfollow people who are inactive after 2+ weeks (unless my biased little ass waits a month because they’re a doflamingo or another muse I REALLY enjoy) so, instead of lying and pretending I’ll never unfollow anyone, I’m gonna make a small thingy for the people I’ve met and who (bless their ass) have made my days so incredible since I joined!

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER , MY FAM, THE REAL MVPS UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE LONG ASS POST.

@thesealovesme​ / @shukkou​ / @that one law blog I don’t remember the url of : I wish we interacted more mang. I love how you write your Luffy so much and the dynamic between him and Crocodile cracks me up! I also adored our interactions between Maverick and Noya :’) All in all you’re a great roleplayer and you brightened up my day so many times I can’t even count them anymore. <3

@despairforme​ / @autotoxins​ / @hisashtrayheart​ : T O B Y I love you. Your characterization ( for ALL of your muses ) is incredibly spot on and I love them all to bits. You even made me consider joining the Bleach fandom (but I’m a shy nugget and haven’t watched/ read it in years) because I love interacting with you so much. Even if we don’t do the crossover thing (because I have no idea how an encounter between Nnoi and Croc would end up in something else than a fight) I still love reading your threads on Nnoi and am on the edge of my seat waiting on your Roci and lil clown <3 I love you a lot, thanks for interacting with me <3

@ask-earlobes​ / @burger-face​ / @notarealflamingo​ / @idiothandle​ : Frankyyyyyyy I wish you had more time online but I understand rl is a bitch and we can’t just roleplay every hours of the day. Because trust me I would interact with you every hour of any day any time. You are amazing, I love your muses and your crack stuff. Enel is hilarious and so is your portrayal of Doflamingo, interacting with you is always a delight because of how humorous and lighthearted it is. Thank you and I wish you the best for 2017 <3

@nobedsidemanners​ : I know we’ve just started to interact but ever since I started following evils-champion, I’ve been reading your threads with them and I just --- can I just say that your portrayal of Law is scarily accurate? To be completely honest, Law isn’t even a character I enjoy that much in the One Piece universe, I felt like I was let down post-war and my tiny gay heart still wishes he tampered with Luffy’s body and reveal himself a villain later on ---- but that’s just me. In any case, any time I read you on my dash, my mind is blown with how in character you are. All your threads are amazing and even the one we have started I really love! If anything, you might have rekindled my interest in his character because of how great you are ( I see your Law as even better than the canon one, if that makes sense ). The insights you give about your muse are so detailed and heartfelt I cannot possibly not like your portrayal. I know we didn’t talk ooc but as far as I’m concerned, someone who writes such a « real » muse cannot be anything but awesome. Bless you, I hope you have a great year <3

@magnetiicus​ / @sadiestic​ : I miss youuuuuuuuuuuuu I could write forever about how much I love your Sadie-chan but the first things that comes to mind is a loud, heavy moan because I fucking miss you on my dash. I hope life is treating you well and I can’t wait for us to interact again <3

@ask-sir-crocodile​ and all your other blogs I’m following, which I won’t list here because heavy nsfw. (okay I lied, yall should follow @jiryoku​ and @shichibukkake​ for Crocodile naked goodness. 18+ only) : Laura! I know we haven’t interacted a lot (well IC we never-) but every time we talked I was always on the edge of my seat because you are the FIRST Sir Crocodile I really enjoy (outside of mine because I’m a biased asshole) Your many blogs about him are the highlights of my days all too often and I just want to thank you for all the amazing content you provide to this fandom. Talking about theories with you is a blast and just like some others of my followers who I discuss theories with, you sometimes made me reconsider / tweak my stuff and it’s just so great? In any case, you might not be a rp blog but you totally deserve a spot on my bias list because you’re just really amazing, both IC and OOC. I look up to you a lot and I’m always MIND BLOWN with how handsome you draw that shitty character who took over my life 16 years ago. Bless you and I wish you nothing but the best. Like at least a million dollars and all the love for next year. <3

@evils-champion​ : First of all, How dare you. Your portrayal is just incredible and any time I see you replied to me I’m literally blushing like a DORK and squealing like a god damn schoolgirl who’s crush just told her she had nice braces. YOU ARE SO AMAZING hahahasdlfkjasd;lkfj. Doflamingo is my second favorite character in the serie and you characterize him so well I’m always holding my breath when I read you and then I fangirl for like 2-3 minutes before WALLS OF TEXTS appear in my mind. I always try to tone it down because I could literally write you 4 pages worth of replies with how much I love your Doflamingo.  Thank you for roleplaying with me, thank you for going with my headcanons, thank you for ??? just anything tbh. I love you so dang much okay? I hope you have nothing but the best in 2017. <3

@gravitou​ / @boneavant​ / @hellstrings​ : You have an amazing way around words and I just love to see your writing on my dash. I think you have a real talent with all of your muses too, which adds even more to your appeal as a roleplayer :) I wish we interacted more but I really enjoy seeing you on my dash and reading your stuff, on any of your blogs. Hope you have a great year <3

@shiapolux​ : I know we don’t interact a lot but I find Shia and your art to be absolutely adorable. Croc also thinks that much ;D You’re a gem in this fandom and I’m glad we talk here and there and roleplay as well. I wish you all of what you want in 2017 and then some <3

@scarlethaki​ : IM BIASED FOR UUUUUUUU. I LOVE AKANE SO MUUUUUUUUCH. That sassy piece of shiiiiiit I can’t believe how -- I mean Croc likes her????? even if he pretends not to? I told you many times, I’m not fan of characters who are related to canon but in Akane’s case I just??? completely forget about it lmao. Because her personality is so rich, so flavorful I cannot  do anything but express my love for her. Your OC is, in my opinion, one of the realest , most heartfelt original character in this fandom. Sorry, I don’t mean to depreciate anyone but I just really really really really love Akane. I love a LOT of other OCS but the dynamic between Akane and my muses is just too good for me to ignore. Even with Noya jfc. She’s the kind of character that can pretty much interact with anyone, she would be a very canon One Piece character too, in my opinion. I hope no one feels left out because I said that, my love for your muses is strong and Akane just has a special place in my heart <3

@beastyhound​ :  V A L. Val, I feel you and I are way similar in roleplays. We both have an undying love for darker themes and we both are as masochistic as sadistic with our muses. You are me, I swear. I just love to interact with you both on Croc and Noya, and I’ll probably enjoy it too when I finally get my Blackbeard blog’s going. You are an amazing writer, oh so self-indulgent but tbh there’s nothing I dislike about that. We’re both greedy for what we love and we reap what we sow and I just?? Really love you. Michi is an amazing muse and I want to applaud you for keeping him consistent. I’ve seen many « crazy » ocs in my time who were just crazy for the sake of being crazy but your portrayal is always consistent. God knows how hard it is to have a volatile muse and keep it for long but you do it with such ease ( or so it appears ! ) in your roleplays that I am literally awestruck when I read your replies. I love you so much, I hope you spend 2017 doing all the things you like <3

@missprissyperona / @ask-perona / @peronasnegativehollow​ / @sableofmany​ : PAULA im a terrible friend and I know it. I love your Perona, I love you so much but I have a hard time coming up with replies between Croc and Perona in our threads lately. Croc is just snobbing them and I hate it but I don’t want to give you half assed replies so they’re just sitting in my drafts :C Either way!!!! YOU ARE STILL, TO THIS DAY, THE MOST WELCOMING PERSON IN THIS COMMUNITY. You made me open up to the rest of everyone here because of how social and positively persistent you were in communicating with me. ( for lack of better word, persistent, because I’m terrible at keeping in touch with people but you always come talk to me, which I REALLY appreciate ) I love you a whole damn lot as well as your many blogs and muses <3

@tenaxmiles​ : I don’t have a lot to say here because we only have one thread but I really love Katey on my dash :’) Especially her interactions with Michi and Loni. Rip. Sorry Katey, you’re good angst fodder. 

@worldsmostdangerous​ : - Careless whisper plays in the distance - Ayy gurl ;D . Ah, Helena. I could ramble about how much I love your Dragon for hours. I love the way you portray this obscure character so much. There’s little about him known in canon but I’ll be really disappointed in Oda if he doesn’t base his portrayal on yours.  You gave him life and made me love him and get even more interested in the revolutionary army than I already was because of my headcanons. Bless you and I hope you get everything you want in 2017 and then some <3

@7hits​ / @salamandcr​ : SQUINTS LOUDLY AT U. Gimme the Salamandcr I love her so much. Giant girls who antagonize Crocodile are a+ in my books. LOVE ME. ( I love you ). Wish you an amazing new year <3

@chillin-at-partys-bar​ : I miss Shanks and I miss you! I hope life is treating you well and I hope we get to interact again <3 Our exchanges are either hilarious or angsty af and I love the dichotomy between the two and how the dynamic is evolving. Bless you and I wish you nothing but the best in 2017! <3

@menagerie-rp​ : May I just reiterate my love for your Rocinante? He was a character I didn’t love all that much and didn’t care for, to be honest, but your portrayal made me love him. I love the interactions we had and hope we can rp again in the near future! I know I don’t talk much OOC but just like you I’m a bit of a shy nugget. Either way, I just want to tell you that you are always welcome to interact with me and I will keep sending you memes when I see you pop on my dash because I really love your characterization and you in general <3

@alabasti​ : TRUST ME. BEST VIVI. I’ve been roleplaying Croc for over 11 years and you wouldn’t believe the number of terribly ooc vivi I’ve met in that time. ( Going to celebrate 12 years in february, with Croc as a muse ! ) ANYWAY. I’ve always been turned off to rp with Vivi in general because of all those self-inserting mary sues I’ve met and I was reluctant at first to interact with you because of that but you BRING HER TO LIFE instead of bringing your life into her, which I cannot thank you enough for. I’ve never met such a dedicated roleplayer for Vivi that aimed for something else than getting herself captured and f*cked by Croc :’) And though we have a rp that is similar to that theme, Vivi is still in character and I really, really, really appreciate that. I am interacting with a VIVI, finally, after nearly 12 years. It’s so good I want to sob. Thank you so much and I hope we can have a lot more roleplays in the future. I wish you an amazing new year <3

AND TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS ON HERE OR @aquasphyxia, I LOVE YOU ALL! THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME AND ENDORSING MY PORTRAYAL OF CROCODILE. I HOPE WE HAVE A BLAST INTERACTING IN 2017!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!