#ya'll i made the purgatory pun at like 2am

[camrenstar17]

puns

I have loads of puns i want to share but im not doing so well at socialising lately, so here’s 20 puns off the top of my head. Hopefully someone gets a laugh outta these.

I dont want none unless you got puns hun.

What do you call a dodgy part of Italy? a spaghetto! 

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s really time consuming. 

I’d tell a chemistry joke but i know i won’t get a reaction.

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

He drove his car into a tree and found out how Mercedes bends. 

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and i’ll show you A-flat minor.

The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

Police were called to a day-care were a 3 year old was resisting a rest.

A bicycle can’t stand on it’s own because it’s two-tired.

I once heard a joke about amnesia but i forgot how it goes.

I’m not gunna raichu a love song.

I don’t know if i will go to heaven or hell but purghaps we’ll meet again.

How are trumpets like pirates? They both murder in high C’s.

What’s the difference between a piano and tuna? You can’t tuna fish.

I used to go fishing with skrillex but he kept dropping the bass. 

What does a house wear? A dress

How do you get a pikachu on a bus? you POKE-(hi)M-ON 

I understand that this post may be onix-ceptable to some but i found it entertaining to make.