#ya'll following me don't know about this... obsession lmao

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broken tablet cannot stop me, my sidlink brainrot must be shared

[taeyongsfemdom]

| An Unhinged Deep Dive of Taeyong's SuperM Trailer (aka me just loosing my mind) |

Hey bitches! In honor of SuperM's five year anniversary, I wanted to talk about the insanity of the individual teasers that SM dropped for each member of this group, but we're only gonna be talking about Taeyong’s obviously. I have been dying to talk about this video because it has fucked me up for the past four years of me being an tyongf 😮‍💨.

I'm not ready to do this.

Okay so for context, each member had a specific superpower (to match with the "avengers of kpop" nickname blah blah blah! We definitely will not be getting into that shit rn bc it's not necessary) some powers were easy to identify and some weren't. Before we talk about Taeyong, I have a quick side rant. An ex-friend and I were fascinated by these trailers for a solid month during 2020 and we were trying to figure what the fuck they meant. If anyone wants a thorough deep dive into each trailer watch this video by Bookish Theories ⬇️.

Last thing i'll say is that as much as I love Taeyong, I do not watch this video. I swear to god this video makes me tf black out and I don't remember what happened after I'm done watching it lmao. IT IS THAT WILD. Also I do apologize for anything inappropriate flies out of mouth, when it comes to Taeyong who knows wtf I'll say.

Fuck here we go...

So the video opens up with my wife in a empty movie theater and is like where tf is everybody?

Quick question: why didn't Taeyong get popcorn? He's at the movies so it's necessary to get a large bucket of popcorn that's drowned in butter 🍿🧈 ....anywho.

In the movie, Taeyong wakes up in this greenhouse that gives off major witch vibes, it reminds me of the movie "The Love Witch". There's candles, neon lights and this huge altar with a sun sign that he blocks off with his big ass head. This shot is immaculate btw.

We get various shots of wifey like this.

Oh and then there’s this:

I'm starting to short circuit, but I'm good!

Oh wait then there’s these shots:

My eye is twitching.

FVCKFKDFGJDHGDKF oh god-

Ya'll, what was I saying? OH-

Back to the movie, this evil Taeyong clone shows up out of nowhere and holds him at GUNPOINT omfg.

LIKE HELLO?!?!?!

We don't know if the clone gets shot because the screen goes black and guess who fucking pops up??? fuckin' Taemin 🙃. Then the movie ends and the entire theater is filled with Taeyong clones, I think there was like 20 in there oh lord have mercy i'm-

I genuinely don't think I could get all of them pregnant, but a bitch can mf try.

20 Taeyongs in one room is a nightmare and a dream bc I will actually lose my mind.

The next thing we need to talk about is how good Taeyong looks in this video, very obsessed with his hair color and THIS JACKET! 😵😵😵

I want this jacket so bad! It's sauurrr beautiful! I honestly might recreate it one day tbh. Also enjoy this picture that has me foaming at the mouth and makes my dick twitch ⬇️

You guys understand why i'd sit on his face???

As I wrap this up, I'm very salty as SM for dropping these and not giving us a follow up on these videos. They left us HIGH AND DRY and made us all confused as shit, these trailers did pop up for like five seconds in the One (Monster and Infinity) MV and it gagged tf outta me. Turns out it was a teaser for Aespa 🤣

If anyone wanted to know what my favorite SuperM songs are: Tiger Inside, No Manners, ICSTR, Step Up, and Better Days.

That's it for me here! Love ya'll 💕💕

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ I'm An Aston Martin

♥ masterlist | request rules | based on this request

♥ pairing: mark webber x fernando alonso x fem!singer!reader (+ some platonic grid)

♥ synopsis: something that may shock a new f1 fan is the way the grid absolutely fanboys over you. who could be surprised though? everyone is a y/n fan. even when they say they're not, they are. this proves to be true when rumors of you dating a driver spread around the paddock

♥ smau (crack) - fc: taylor swift - none of the pictures are mine

♥ warnings: swearing and suggestive jokes !!!

♥ a/n: to the anon that requested this ily sm. I've been working on this for days and lowkey love it lmao. I also just realized how many singer!reader smaus I've made so I hope ya'll are enjoying them lmao (btw this follows an imaginary timeline so the dates for albums will be different than irl)

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theindustryupdates Y/n L/n performing 'Vigilante Shit' on the opening night of her tour !!!

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user6 MOTHER IS MO 👏 THER 👏 ING

user1 she ate I fear

user13 I love that this is a fan account but it's followed by all her friends and half the f1 grid

user4 dylan in the likes

user9 @/user4 I still don't know where he comes in with drums in snow on the beach but 😭

user5 go girl give us nothing

user8 "they say looks can kill and I might try" she kept that promise

user2 4+4 = ATE

user7 I'm obsessed with her

user12 george in the likes

user10 I bet he’s trying to get tickets as we speak

user14 ok but are we gonna talk about brina and gracie headlining ???

user15 guys I’m still SOBBING to the great war

user12 its so brocedes coded

user15 @/user12 SO TRUE !!!

user22 queen shit

-Finish The Lyrics: McLaren Video-

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alexandrasaintmleux feeling pretty at eras

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charles_leclerc THE prettiest

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user6 no bc how is her dress purple and silver at the same time

user1 YOUR DRESS 😍

user10 who’s gonna eras tour double date with me

oscarpiastri @/landonorris volunteers as tribute

user2 she’s so enchanted coded

danielricciardo I'm jealous

user8 how is she so gorgeous

user4 "I go back to wanting dudes who give nothing" CHARLES PUT IN SOME EFFORT 🗣

user7 FRRR its giving Hailey and Justin

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yourusername Here to bring 'Speak Now' to the Eras tour 💜! I'm so glad to have this album back and I am incredibly excited to show you all my six new vault tracks. Thank you to @/jackantanoff @/paramore and @/falloutboy for your collaboration with me. I hope you all enjoy!

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yelyahwilliams thank YOU for inviting us out <3 we'll see you at the launch party

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falloutboy honored to work with you

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user8 guys I'm not sure I can live through dear john again 😔

user7 real 😭

user13 I wonder who her team is gonna invite to the launch

user2 I hope loscar gets to go

yn.nation 👀

user2 @/yn.nation is this foreshadowing

user5 begging someone to pull out their tiktok live during this 🙏

user10 wouldn't be the craziest shit I've seen on a live tbh

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yn.nation thank you to everyone who showed up to the launch party! it means so much to us that you took time out of your day to celebrate with the team. here's some special guests we saw today <3

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user1 EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THE GRID IS AT THE SPEAK NOW LAUNCH PARTY

user9 THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

user3 I'm gonna need a landolog as soon as possible

user7 hear me out y/n x fernando

user13 why- why do I see it?

user2 NAH 💀

user15 BAHHAHA

user11 new crack ship

user16 out of all the f1 ships this is certainly one of them

user22 all my worlds are colliding

user14 sabrina and gracie ?!?!?

user10 new favorite nando pic

user6 im literally obsessed with him 😭

user4 OK YES all my favorite people are there but are we gonna talk about the vault tracks???

user8 foolish one 🛐

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-2023 Azerbaijan Grand Prix-

“Fernando Alonso has just gone fourth fastest. He's driving like a… well he's driving like a getaway car.”

Martin and Crofty giggled throughout the entirety of FP1, constantly making references to your songs. The two, along with the entire stadium that day, could only think about one thing: the Fernando Alonso Dating Rumors. This wasn't just a couple of jokes in the comments of your posts, no no no. It had made its rounds on all sorts of gossip pages and was all anyone could talk about.

The allusions to the rumors continued as Fernando completed a flying lap.

“Maybe that’s Alonso's style, maybe at the end they’ll say... would’ve could’ve should’ve; and maybe I’ll stop the Y/n L/n references at some stage.” 

It was safe to say no one would be shutting up about this anytime soon.

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aussiegrit life lately

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jensonbutton you still go to bars? aren't you like 80

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aussiegrit 🖕

oscarpiastri and you didn't even include me in your monthly photos wrapped

landonorris yea get in line

user9 who's the girl 😭

user4 I'm so jealous of her omg

user7 am I tweaking or is y/n just casually talking to the drivers now

user13 no yea she definitely created a new timeline branch

user2 fernando in the likes.

user3 welcome back webbonso

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aussiegrit @/maxverstappen1 so when's the playdate with jimmy and sassy?

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charles_leclerc can leo come too?

maxverstappen1 no ❤️

user7 the soft launch !?

oscarpiastri I taught him that

user13 guys that is 100% y/n in the second photo.

user1 the other pictures are literally her cats

user8 @/fernandoalo_oficial come get your girl

user3 @/fernandoalo_oficial come get your man!!!

user4 were all being unreasonably calm over the fact that @/yourusername IS DATING MARK WEBBER.

-December 2023-

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jackantanoff working on something special

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user2 jack what does this mean

user2 JACK WTF DOES THIS MEAN

user5 not mark and fernando fighting over her

user7 I would be too tbh

user3 they're so real for that

oliviarodrigo so excited

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jensonbutton do I get invited to the launch party this time or will you forget about me again

yourusername aww jenson

yourusername I'll always forget about you 🥰

user8 I love their dynamic

user10 she's keeping us FED

georgerussell63 I'm sat

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fernandoalo_oficial mi amors @/yourusername @/aussiegrit

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yourusername te amo ❤️

aussiegrit love you

jensonbutton do you need a fourth?

user7 sorry guys I pretty much just passed out

user13 DID YOU ALL SEE JENSONS DELETED COMMENT 💀

user9 SCREAM

user10 THIS CANT BE REAL

user1 mark and fernando!? THATS THE DREAM. user5 there’s so much to unpack here 😭

lilyzneimer see you soon <3

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[katieraven]

I have it on pretty good authority that periodically, Amethyst does peep in on Tumblr and Ao3 to check on her besties and make sure they are doing well, and happy and still writing amazing stories.

It's me. I'm authority lmao.

I am fine. And when I came to your blog to check in on you this morning I saw your post about me and it both made me feel very warm, but also very bad. I really did just peace out on all of you without much of an explanation or even a "hey I'm leaving" and that was shitty of me, wasn't it?

It's kind of a long story, but the highlights are that I just didn't want to be on Tumblr or Discord anymore, there are a lot of reasons for that but the reasons aren't as important as the fact that since I've deleted it and decided I'm done with social media - God I've felt so much better. About myself, about my life, about my goals...it's been nice. I do miss you, my heart cloud loving friend, and I miss so many others as well and me leaving had nothing to do with you or them in any way and I hope that nobody thinks it does. I miss talking to you all on a daily basis and it's very tempting to say "screw it, I'm coming back" but I was becoming way too obsessed. Obsessed with writing fanfiction, obsessed with numbers and follower counts. Obsessed and angry over drama that had absolutely nothing to do with me whatsoever...I can't do that again. I wasn't happy unless my phone was in my face and it was too easy to lose that happiness when something I didn't want to see was on my screen. I didn't like me very much.

I miss writing and I am a little sour that I've totally lost some of my stories because I 100% wrote them in Tumblr Drafts so they are gone forever (RIP Batteries, Ships, and Build a BF and lots of others). I miss you. I miss @moni-logues and I miss everyone in our server. I miss lots of others too but I'm not going to tag them all because I don't want to make a scene lmao.

I hope you are well. All of you. I hope you're all happy. Please know that I think of you often. Please know that I care about you all. Please be kind to one another. Please keep writing your awesome stories so I can lurk the shit out of them. I love you all and I never say never, maybe one day when I can learn how to not rely so heavily on acceptance and meaningless numbers for my peace, I will come back and play with you guys!!!

Love,

Amethyst<3

PS - I'm sorry to be on anon but I really just have an empty burner blog and I'm also very much not ready to be back on Tumblr but I could not let your sweet #we love amethyst post go un-responded to. I swear it's me. Penny Bird sends her love, and I baked some amazing treats for Thanksgiving and I wish I could've posted them and thrown them in ya'lls faces because I really outdid myself. Okay. Bye!!! Be good everyone and stay strong until 2025.

OH MY GOD HI???

never in a million years was i expecting this and it made my fucking evening holy shit!!!

thank you so much for checking in. you didnt have to, but i appreciate it so much, truly. i thoroughly understand the social media aversion. really, i get it. a lot. every day on instagram makes me question if i really want to spend my time on instagram because yeesh (but: if u should feel the need to contact me, my insta is @_annkathi - this is just an offer. absolutely no pressure whatsoever and i completely get if u want to stay as far away from anything as possible)

i will absolutely tag u in anything i write in the future. it will look like "@amethystwritesbts who maybe is lurking" so be prepared.

this meant the world to me. it truly did. i hope u know that.

and im so so glad u are okay and thriving and that penny is doing well.

we love u.

[futuregws]

ugh the way she continues to act like a child. first by reblogging a post where someone simply disagrees with her actions (and made valid points about how she acts very childish) but got her age wrong and so she decides to reblog it with the caption "stopped reading right away because i'm 25 YOU GUYS HAVE EVERYONE'S BIRTHDAY'S WRONG LMAO" but ignores the actual main point of the post

then she screenshots a reply to her that points out the very obvious fact that her stans will likely harass that person and makes 3 posts saying that "responding to someone saying they got my birthday wrong isn't harassment lmao try again babe" (fun fact, babe: reblogging a post where someone criticizes you & attempting to dunk on them in front of your thousands of followers (when they likely do not have the same amount of followers/support as you) is pretty much setting them up to be harassed by your followers. kinda obvious)

and then in her most recent post she replies to that person in such a condescending manner when all they did was point out that she likes to makes rude posts and then deletes in a matter of minutes. like girl.. it's a valid point. if you really like "a lasting happy vibe" on your blog maybe don't be so obsessed with "haters" and "antis". appreciate the fans you do have and keep going. it's crazy how consistently strange she acts. but hey, any attention is good attention, right?

(also the fact that she took screenshots, some of them two seconds after that person replied, and made whole posts to reply to that person instead of just replying to them in the replies..... is very odd to me. almost like she wants them to get harassed by her fans)

i won't even touch on the joe stuff earlier today; its so funny to me that he never talks about her unless asked while she likes to drag him into her online messes (meanwhile he's not even on sm to know what is actually going on). like babe. if u respect someone's privacy so much maybe stop bringing them up when you know it's just going to lead to weirdos wanting to pry further into his life.

sry for the rant btw. i can also send u screenshots if you didn't see this, just lmk

Idk about ya'll but the fact that she stopped reading after someone got her age wrong just screams to me that she felt called out on it and decided to go and "be funny"

And if she posts stuff like that with people's @ and doesn't realize that she's sending haters straight to that person then she needs to step back and actually learn how the internet and stan culture works

[ovinetanuki]

FAQ

DNI?

I don't have one! The types of people who end up on DNI lists are also the kind to ignore them. Plus I don't have the energy to obsess over who interacts with my blog or follows me. If I find that you're being repeatedly problematic on my blog you'll be blocked/ignored but if you're respectful to me then I don't care what you post or say on your own blogspace.

Pronouns?

I literally could not care less. I’m AFAB but you can use whatever you want, I’m not gonna be offended. Gender is fake and so am I.

Are you a minor?

Nope. Full-fledged adult, I'm over 20 years old.

Can I repost your art?

NO.

This is rude as hell, stop doing it. I don't care about any clout you can bring, I don't want my art reposted on another account or website.

Are your commissions open?

Currently they're closed! If I open them up again I'll be sure to announce it.

Do you do art trades?

Depends on how busy I am, but there’s no harm in asking. 

Timezone?

EST, United States. Though I stay up pretty late sometimes.

What’s your fursona’s species?

One of these bad boys

Why do some of your watermarks/copyright tags say NugatorySheep and why do some say OvineTanuki?

I go by both online. On Furaffinity and reddit, I use OvineTanuki. There’s a 50/50 chance you’ll find me under either name on various websites.

[Insert anything about shipping discourse]

I don't do discourse ya'll. As long as it's tagged properly, ship whatever the hell you want.

I might roast the hell out of you with my friends if you ship something I don't approve of, but publicly I say live and let live. Life is too short to cry about content made for fictional characters, especially in an age where blocking and filtering are common convivences on most sites.

[Insert anything about my personal life or appearance]

I might drop random bits of this info in posts but generally the only reason people want to prod into folks' personal life like this is to use as a gotcha in an argument, to determine whether I'm worthy of something, or use it for malicious purposes so... yeah.

I'll provide it if it's relevant to the topic at hand but otherwise I'll stick with being a 5 foot talking tanuki that watches too many cartoons.

You do not need to know all of my personal trauma, triggers, mental disorders, sexuality, complete physical description or the details of where I live, and if you are giving out this information publicly where anyone can see it, please stop, it's very dangerous.

[Anything about my political stance]

Lmao. I am not on tumblr for politics, miss me with that shit.

I have a question that isn't answered here!

Send a message and I’ll answer. I’ll admit I’m not very talkative, so I might be blunt sometimes but I promise I’m not mean!