#y'all queens do yourselves a favor and go find a lil puppy who worships you
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as a matter of fact i am *not* going to consider myself to be "too old" for the fully grown adult character who was XX years older than me at my own baby kid age when he first debuted. thank you.
#men will prowl women 10+ years their junior but women *look* at a dude half that much younger & everyone's got a prob w/the latter#i just feel like the power dynamics cancel out a little when the woman is on top ryan#y'all queens do yourselves a favor and go find a lil puppy who worships you#i promise the maturity differential b/t him & the creep your age drooling over L0lish!t&can't get it up for bush is not exponential#or just stick w/your f/o's like me. celibacy.gif.#you're an extradimensional eldergod to these beings you're *going* to out-age them. just think of yourself as an immortal goddess#besides women r statistically more likely to prefer men their own age irl. we've all seen The Chart.#how many teengirls still squee over hugh jackman every 10 seconds VS leo dicaprio: The Problem Is Gendered. Not Me. Amen.#he was made in a lab (well. they call it an art studio) they used both doylist and watsonian math to make him charlene#nobody looks like that irl anyway. 'this doesn't exist (...)' dot jpeg#mypost#fandom#feminism#axel#selfship woes
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