#y'all out here doing gods werk

[lady-of-glass-and-bone]

What the fuck man *walks away screaming*

PEDRO PASCAL Think Like a Grandma - Merge Mansion (2023)

[bimbo-travel-blog]

*big, musky himbo hugs for everyone on the tourism board!*

Bullsmell makes your head spin

Mooooooooooooooooooo! Nghhhh, h-howdy y'all! Mooooooo an' tha moooooooisses j-jus' wanted tah let ya knowwwwww t-that w-we f-feel so ghooooooooooood! W-we've been breedin' n-nonstop f-fer a couple days ahn ah've been drinkin' down 'er milk lyke a g-good bull boy, j-just lyke yew said!

Bullsmell makes your pussy leak

Aaaaaanyways, the moooooooooisses wan'ed tah know when she'd be able tah mingle wif a herd o' lyke-minded bambi cows? Ahn I was thinkin'... since y'all're stuck in this borin' computer room all day rather than bouncin' on some hung cutie, ah could lend mah face as the stress relief 'round the office? Wifey don't want anyone on mah cock escept 'er, but ah'd be happy tah put mah mouth tah work for yew lovely ladies! Ahn feel free to snuggle up tah me anytime!

Bullsmell makes Good Girls! Good Girls need to cum hard and snuggle!

Oh, ahn I hope y'all enjoyed the cake from last time! We're hopin' tah make y'all another, once wifey has ah few buns in th' oven~

Look at yew! Bambi couldn’t have reared two better bimbos at her own milky teat!

YOW!

Haha sorry my Silly Slut brand shocking doggie collar totally zapped me fer blasphemin’ an such. Woopsie!

Wut ize tryin’ ta say, is that ya’lls is naturals! No joke. True blue! Suck a cock and hope to die, stick your face between my thighs! I mean ya’lls are barely people now, and that is so perfect and holy for both of you. And if yer startin to forget what life outside of town is like that’s natural too. I mean they don’t make musky bull boys like you anywhere but Bimburough, so like you must be from here! For sure right? I dunno, I know I popped out of my mama twenty two and ready to twerk on the floor of the Buffalo Wildwings Strip Club on main, after my car broke down! Lol What’s a baby doing drivin’ a car anyway? Oh god… oh no… I didn’t always used to be this fat and dumb I…

YOW!

Lol this here collar sure do werk to keep me on the bisexual and narrow. Ya’ll don’t need it I bet yer such heavy naturals.

Anyway, like what?

Oh yeah! Your milky mama to be, wants a place where she can lez out and moo? Well it don’t take a rocket scientist to figure out where she should go. But maybe a cow’s too dang, what’s the word? Baby Brained? To figure it out.

The Dairy Farm is Bimburough’s hottest destination for cowgirls, cow girls, and cow gurls! It’s got everything, wide green pastures, milking stations, and herds of dumb bimbo cows nuzzling against eachother. I cain’t think of another place on this Bambi blessed earth, your mooooooooosis belongs!

And damn bull boy you smell STRONG fr fr, the intern was down on her knees huffing the scent from the sweat stain you left on our chair in the lobby. Had the doll going like “Muh muh moo!” Lol no joke, certified. Surprised yew don’t got a herd of fresh cow cunts following you around like Pepe lepew. Lol theys probably tew scared of that alpha milk cow you got hanging on you graspin that cock like “This here’s mine!” Lol. Love that for her. We need more bessies sertin’ their dominance. If she got that dick patented, I’ll respect it.

But no bull boy yew know we always got to be shooing animals out of this office who want a sniff up our skirts. Totally this is like the werst job in bimburough. You have to read and write, and we don’t even get to fuck on the clock. It’s like, why is Bambi punishing us like this? So yeah, as much as we totally want to feel that big flat cow tongue grazing across our clitties, it ain’t meant to be. Besides we’re bitches and yer a bull it would never work out, like other than the hot cunnilingus n’stuff, that would probably be great.

And you know you know you know just a mention of more of that cake has got some of these office fatties drooling. I mean we were sticking our hands in eating fists fulls of that yummy thing. Straight up licking icing off cheeks, and licking crumbs out of Titty cleavage too. Sooooooo moooo good. I hope yew get that prize cow octo mommied if it means more cakes around the office!

[artificialqueens]

Glow 3/4 (Biadore/Trixya) - Houdini

A/N: Told y'all I would be back soon! This chapter is probably the longest so far and if you thought the plan was complicated before, just you wait. Thank you so so SO much for everyone that’s kept reading this, there’s only one more part left to go and I’ll be continuing Hey Stranger after that! If you have any requests/feedback/wanna chat, I’ll be over at princess-banana-lady, but for now, enjoy and lemme know where you think this is going. xoxo Houdini

PS: for those of you who are new, this is a soulmate AU where after you and your soulmate exchange I love you’s for the first time, you glow with an aura for a couple seconds.

Adore tilted her head back as the last drops of her third-or was it fourth?- fruity cocktail drained down her throat. Beside her, Trixie shifted anxiously. “Why aren’t they looking?” she hissed under her breath.

Adore took a deep breath and fished the maraschino cherry out of her glass. “Shut the fuck up and go with it,” she replied, pasting a grin onto her face. She waited until Bianca’s head turned towards her before lowering the cherry into Trixie’s mouth, focusing on Trixie’s brown eyes the whole time.

“Get a room!” hollered Kim Chi from across the spacious living room. Courtney nodded and mimed gagging, before tossing a wink at the duo, clearly onto their plan. Bianca merely glanced at Adore before turning her attention back to Raven, who was retelling the story of her and Martin’s fucking yellow light for about the hundredth time. Shit. The night was not going as planned.

Dozens of queens had gathered in Alaska’s sprawling Los Angeles home to celebrate her moving in. The house was something out of a magazine, with high ceilings, windows that took up entire walls, and massive pieces of art everywhere.

Despite seeing her sisters again, and even though they had indulged in the mouth watering canapés and endless cocktails, Adore couldn’t shake her sour mood. After weeks of hinting at a budding relationship between her and Trixie, they had gotten reactions from everyone to Timbuktu and back. Except from the two people that mattered.

No, instead, Katya and Bianca had breezed in together (albeit followed by a grumbling Alyssa), and had stuck together the whole night. Warm hugs and greetings were exchanged, but neither queen had alluded to the newly born #Mattelano.

Trixie let out a sigh, staring at Katya forlornly. “Are you fucking kidding me?” she griped, twisting the hem of her lavender gown anxiously. Green eyes met brown for a moment. “We’ve been here what, an hour? She hasn’t even tried to kiss me yet!”

Adore let out a laugh at Trixie’s whining. She would’ve never thought she would be spending Alaska’s housewarming pining over soulmates with fucking Bambi in drag. She wet her lips and turned to Trixie. “Baby, Katya’s watching you.”

The blonde queen opened her mouth to protest but was stopped by Adore’s raised eyebrow. “She’s being subtle, that’s all. Have you not noticed how she’s been standing by the mirrored column this whole time? How fucking convenient.”

Trixie closed her mouth, a slow smile spreading over her face. Adore leaned towards the blonde conspiratorially. “Maybe we should give her something to look at…”

Trixie let out a squeak and her warm brown eyes widened in alarm as Adore slowly leant in. Adore’s eyes fluttered shut and her heart pounded as she lightly touched her lips to-

“Trixie.”

Hiding a smirk, Adore opened her eyes and snapped her head back. “Katya, hey girl!”

The crimson clad queen shot her a questionable look before turning back to the stammering blonde in front of her. “Trixie, I need to talk to you.”

Trixie’s mouth opened and closed, goldfish style. “Yeah, sure,” she croaked, her voice nearly cracking. Adore put every ounce of effort she had into keeping a straight face as Katya pulled Trixie into one of the hallways. About time.

Rolling back her shoulders, she approached the rest of the queens. Ignoring Fame’s waggling eyebrows, she tapped Bianca on the shoulder.

Every planned word she had flew out of her mouth as she looked into the warm amber eyes in front of her. “Um,”

Um? You’re in front of your fucking soulmate and the only thing you can say is Um? Congrats. Fucking great.

Bianca let out a raspy chuckle as she took in the bundle of nerves that was Adore Delano. “Hey. How’ve you been?”

Adore tried not to tackle Bianca then and there, opting to flick her hair over her shoulders. “I’ve been alright.”

And after a beat

“I really missed you,” she confessed, all bravado she once had now completely gone. Bianca’s eyes crinkled at the corners and the little dimples Adore loved so much appeared yet again. “I missed you too, bitch.”

“ATTENTION BITCHES” boomed Willam from atop a table. “Gather round, gather round.”

Used to Willam’s antics, the other queens congregated around the table. Willam looked over the group before continuing. “So, it’s Alaska’s first night in her new place,” she yelled, pausing for cheers. “And as such, we’re gonna play her favourite game.”

The room filled with cheers, groans, and in Laganja’s case, perky “yes gawds!” as they realized what Willam meant. Alaska grinned devilishly and widened her arms. “Truth or Dare!” she confirmed, drawing out the short phrase.

If Adore had been paying attention to anyone other than Bianca in that moment, she would’ve noticed multiple sets of eyes glancing at her. Perhaps she would’ve seen the long look Alaska exchanged with Alyssa, and the nod Alyssa gave to Detox and Phi Phi. But alas, she didn’t.

Adore ignored the sudden wave of nausea that rolled over her and nabbed a seat beside Courtney. She made eye contact with Bianca, who was seated between Phi Phi, dressed in a beautiful silver gown, and a pink haired Detox, who was clad in some sort of weird white muumuu contraption.

Courtney leaned towards Adore. “You gonna tell Bianca?” she murmured, her lips moving imperceptibly. Adore rolled her eyes and elbowed the Aussie. “Maybe.” she mused. She sat back as the lights dimmed. It was going to be a long night.

**

Meanwhile, Trixie and Katya continued to sit in silence, the only noise in the room being the rustling of Trixie’s dress against Katya’s red cape. Trixie let out a sigh and turned towards Katya.

“Kat-”

“Are you?” Katya blurted. Trixie furrowed her eyebrows. “Am I what?”

Katya let out a sigh. “Adore.” she clarified, staring at the younger queen.

Trixie paused before resting her hand on beside Katya’s. “No,” she replied softly. Katya nodded and looked away. Trixie blinked as she heard Katya doing the deep breaths she had learned in her yoga classes.

She reached out to touch Katya’s shoulder but froze as her friend turned back to her, her eyes steely and resolved.

“Trixie.”  

“Yeah?”

“You know what I’m going to say”

And the longer Trixie gazed into Katya’s eyes, she knew. Whatever had been unsaid between them for months after drag race had stretched out into years. Years of stolen looks and drunken mumbles. They weren’t the same people that had walked into the werk room so long ago. Trixie could finally say she was proud of herself, and Katya, once fragile and doubting, was finally at some sort of peace.

Katya tenderly brushed her hand across Trixie’s face, smiling. Not the perfectly white smile, but the small, secret smile reserved only for her. Trixie’s chest warmed at the thought. For me.

The warmth in her chest faded abruptly as Trixie’s head cleared. Guilt wracked in her chest as the memories of her antics these past weeks flooded her head. Taking a shuddering breath, she squeezed Katya’s hand.

“Wait.”

**

Adore slumped back on the couch, watching Violet shove her tongue down Tatianna’s throat as the group cheered. They had exhausted all the classic questions, making a blushing Fame admit she’d kai kai with Raja and watched with glee as Laganja gave a peturbed Ginger Minj a lap dance.

Violet and Tatianna pulled apart with a horrendous slurping noise and turned their attention to Jinx. Jinx paused for a moment before looking up in defeat. “I’ve got nothing.”

The queens tossed out ideas, all of which were deemed too boring. A throat clearing got their attention. “I have one,” Roxxxy announced smugly. Turning to Willam, she grinned. “I dare you to tell Naomi you love her.”

Eyebrows arched as Willam pondered for a moment. The blonde raised her head. “Hell no.”

Adore let out a tiny sigh of relief. Thank god.

“I think we should all do it.”

WHAT THE FUCK?

Willam tossed her hair and spoke over the murmurs. “We’re not getting older, and at the fucking order this circle’s in it’ll be a goddamn miracle if anyone gets a light.”

She let the group think before letting out a chuckle, eyes sparkling. “Live a little.”

“I’m in.” Jinx conceded.

Raven smirked. “Well I don’t need to-”

“Shut the fuck up,” Manila interrupted. “I’m in”

Adore’s heart leapt to her throat as slowly, each queen agreed.

“Bianca, you in?” Courtney asked, eyebrows raised.

Bianca paused before briefly glancing at Adore. “I’m not getting any younger.”

“Adore?” Jinx asked. Adore took a deep breath, praying she wasn’t blushing. “Party!” she quipped, even though internally, she wanted to be swallowed up by Alaska’s marble floor.

The queens went around the circle exchanging I love you’s. Some were definitely not going to see the light. Others, like Naomi to Kim, were worth waiting a bit after for.

Courtney turned to Adore, expression unreadable.

“I love you.”

Adore swallowed, her heart pounding.

“I love you too.”

Nothing.

Breathing a sigh of relief, she turned to Jinx. “I love you.”

Bianca shifted in her seat across from Adore, fuming. She thought the worst she would ever feel was after Katrina came along and essentially ruined her entire life. She was wrong. Watching her soulmate say those three magical, painful words to people that weren’t her fucking killed. She didn’t know if she wanted to cry or to break something. Possibly both.

Her thoughts were interrupted by Phi Phi turning towards her.

“I love you.”

At least this was mildly funny. There was no way she’d live in My Little Pony matrimony with Phi Phi.

“I love you too.” she rasped, trying not to notice the way Adore’s fists clenched in the corner of her eye.

“I was rooting for that,” deadpanned Kim.

Bianca rolled her eyes and turned towards Detox, trying to ignore Alyssa’s eyes boring a hole into her.

Squinting the dim light, she made eye contact with Detox and let the foreign words roll off her tongue.

“I love you.”

Thank god that’s over.

Exhaling, she glanced back at Adore as Detox replied.

“I love you too.”

There was a brief pause as Bianca saw Adore’s eyes widen and her mouth drop open.

Whipping her head back to Detox amidst gasps, Bianca’s heart stopped and her body went completely numb in horror as she and Detox were surrounded by a bright green light.

[survivorreelsmagicwithin]

Episode 5- “Good thing I bought a box of wine the other day.. I'm gonna need it.”-Jess

After Gryffindors tribal Raffy was voted out. This is either just bad news for Raffy specifically or for the Gryffindor tribe. I don't know how much what he's said and done as his tribe speaks to him, but I'm going to be stepping up my social game now to try and avoid a similar fate. https://am24.mediaite.com/tms/cnt/uploads/2015/07/Harry-Potter-Disgusted-Gif.gif 

 We are playing Mastermind this round and... I dunno what a good score is on this game ever. I always think I did well at it and then people blow me out of the water. I hope I did well enough that we avoid another tribal, but I have my own personal doubts. I explored the castle today. I went behind some barrels. I guess since I'm technically sorted into Gryffindor that I didn't know what the barrels are - I went behind them and found the Hufflepuff common room where I talked to Professor Sprout's flowers... They told me that Hagrid has a new dog. Either Hagrid is in the Forbidden Forest or these flowers are liars. I've been to Hagrid's Hut and interacted with each thing he owns. I saw no dog. https://dontyoushushme.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/tumblr_lp98471uss1qa8ir9o1_r1_500.gif

Mastermind is one of my very favorite comps so if someone causes us to go to tribal during this challenge I'm going to be VERY upset!! 

37 minutes later

If these people really think I'm going to rocks they have lost their minds. 

So I flopped the challenge and will probably have my name thrown out as an option so... PARTY! However, I decided to play the "omg I fucked up feel bad for me" card so maybe that'll either make people feel bad for me...or they'll make me a target. I kind of want people to feel bad for me? but also like I think people know I'm going through a rough time right now so if they vote me out they are going to hell xoxoxox But I'm gonna try and put in the werk to make sure I DON'T GET VOTES.. How may you ask? I think the key is Owen? I know Owen is a VERY social player and on a tribe like this I think having great social skills really can propel you into the top ranks. So I've decided to give Owen some "spell guesses" to help build some sort of trust moving forward.... will this help? probably not.... BUT right now.........the only kind of currency I have in this game is information (which I have none of because.. well new tribe...) and my guesses. Hopefully he feeds into my bullshit and sees that I do actually want to work with him (for now). So the goal is simple, I want people to think I'm NOT DISPOSABLE. People in games are selfish, they want to know what you CAN DO FOR THEM and I plan on doing just that. I also fucked around and shared guesses with Juls. She gave me a clue and I for the LOVE OF ME CAN NOT FIND THIS CRITTER. I thought it was that stupid Harry Potter spider but he told me to fuck off.. idk I'M SO STRESSED. Good thing I bought a box of wine the other day.. I'm gonna need it.

3 minutes later

PS: Landen is either playing too hard too fast or... he has my back? IDK. He's basically naming me as 1 of 4 people he doesn't want to go.. and we... we've spoken like twice. No game talk, nothing. We talked about MILK. How the fuck does he want me safe and not to go? IDK it seems fishy but I'll take it. Maybe he's just promising everyone safety right now and that's his game? I literally don't care. I will take whatever I get at this point. I want Max out. I've decided he really annoys me and I can't work with someone who thinks "penis" is a funny joke. I have nothing in common with him and... from the sounds of it something was "off" with him on his old tribe so... maybe just maybe..  that's something I can WORK WITH. Fucking weebz.

Oh my god, thank god we won! I do not want to have to deal with another tribal. For a unanimous vote, our tribal sure was messy. I think my position so far in this game is super solid, I'm in a great position with Nick and Kevin because we talk a lot and I have formed really strong relationships with both of them. My postion with Dan is honestly fantastic, I know he trusts me because he told me about his advantage in the game (a vote steal). Jules and I are good, we honestly just like each other and she was the first person to tell me that Miguel was throwing my name around. She also knows about Dan's advantage. I'm a little worried about her though because each tribal we have gone to she has gotten a vote, plus she started drama with Raffy before she left. I still think she is super sweet, but I'm worried that her confrontational personality is going to get her voted out and I'm not sure that there is much I can do about it. 

I'm going to mess around and get voted out, I have such a big mouth, y'all.  SO FAR TODAY, I have told Chips I didn't hear his name... then fifteen minutes later I DID hear his name.  Next I told Jess I heard Chips's name thinking she came up with it and she said it was news to her LSJFLDSJF.  Then I told Juls that I didn't hear anything... to which her and Jess are probably comparing notes.  I showed Lily all the places I've looked for the idol and last but not least I TOLD OWEN ABOUT THE OG HUFFLEPUFF ALLIANCE.  I AM GOING TO GET VOTED OUT, WHY DO I HAVE SUCH A BIG MOUTH????? SOMEONE HELP ME. 

hufflepuffle LOST immunity! that is so not the marshmallow move i was trying to make :/ over the course of the game, i've really bonded with lily, so i think that is going to be my close alliance here, obviously aside from juls, who i knew pre-game and we are just good friends. i do think juls would backstab me if she had to, so i'll keep my eye out for her, even tho id most likely die for her. *bleeds out* well when we got to this lil ol tribe, max made the bold move to instantly create a hufflepuffle group chat and declare how we are #HUFFSTRONG. i made the stupid decision to not trust my gut instinct on ruthie's distant responses, and now i am paying the price for that, because as far as i've heard ruthie is telling people hufflepuff is tight and is trying to blindside max, leaving me in the dark. i'm honestly less upset at the target on max, and more upset that she is trying to leave me (and pooossibly lily? cant be sure.) in the dark. I'm a little bit annoyed with it. like, we openly discussed voting about max on the original hufflepuff. i get that circumstances change, but there's no reason to leave me blind. i understand it from owen, jess, chips, but... why from ruthie lol? we've talked about it before and it's just like. bleh. that's my bad, for not talking to ruthie more on a personal level before and after the swap. i can be slow to make official alliances and cement my bonds in survivor, it's a strategy that's risky in the short term but pays off dividends in the long term when people really like AND trust you. that emotion is somethin necessary! it works its own kind of ~Magic~ so to speak. but right now it's definitely showing its weaknesses with ruthie trying to play me and my quietness with chips/owen/jess biting me in the butt a bit because they don't trust me. T_T i will have to work to prove i am a trustworthy ally for them, but in the meantime, as long as i can survive this vote (lol that means i am going home) then i'm fine and it's whatever. i want to try to think of a better wham line to close out this confessional, but i can't, so it's just going to kind of wither off and die here, as this sentence stumbles along on its meager way to find SOME version of sufficient punctuation to the topic, punctuated by actual punctuation.

this vote is gonna be.. como se dice.. interesting. working with max and landen while now being added to an alliance with owen, jess and chips um. smiles. it’s gonna be smth! but it seems like max is the target for this round which sucks but, i’d rather go with majority and help push that than make myself a target for wanting go against the odds.. idk if that made sense LMAO. but i’m just stressed! i love max so much but.. i wanna keep the people who weren’t on the og hufflepuff tribe close as opposed to letting them go so easily. 

THE WAY I HAD ONE OF THE LOWEST SCORES IN MASTERMIND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Maspo1z34

Well here we are forced to actually play the game. And well.......this vote is crazy. I should have honestly anticipated this craziness but the craziness has been thrust upon us. Sincerely really enjoy everyone on this tribe. This meant that whatever decision I made on who to vote out would be strictly strategic. I know I can't vote out anyone from original hufflepuff because that inherently puts all of the original hufflepuff in danger of being easy targets in any future votes. I can't even in my brain consider voting out one of them at this vote because of this. I feel great about my social game rn. Several people are interested in working with me to my face and apparently in passing to others. This means that I'm unlikely to be a target for a vote but this could honestly all change after this. I feel the most trust and loyalty to Ruthie and Landen and I also feel like Max really has my back even though we haven't explicitly said this to each other. I also feel good about Jess. She told me today that she doesn't care too much as long as it isn't me or her and that semed honest to me? This leaves Juls, Owen, and Chips. Juls seems wishy-washy but I can tell she wants to vote Max but is nervous to say that to me. She is a newer player so this makes sense. I can tell that Landen doesn't want to vote Juls but no one really does so she doesn't make sense as the target. Chips has always been a good ally to me in the past but the past few games we have played together we have trouble being honest on what we want to happen.I want to work with Chips and don't want to see him go on this vote. I don't think he is as big of a threat at this stage of the game as Owen. Owen is one of the smartest people I've played with he has one of the best social games I've seen. He has a way of getting people on his side. I know he is thinking about a lot and knows that Max going right now is what is best for him. I want to trust owen and work with owen but my gut says that isn't what is going to work this time. Ruthie told us (Landen and I) about how they made a final 2 before the game even started (before we were told not to talk in the Great Hall chat in PMs) and now she is clearly backing out of that. Right now OG huffs are planning to vote Owen out. I think this is the best strategic play for us but will anyone else see it? Or will people be hyper focused on voting an OG huff that they would prefer to go to a rock draw than vote Owen. I'm not sure and I don't think I'm mentally prepared for what is about to go down. I'm hoping Jess, Chips, or Juls would be willing. But I'm also nervous not telling any of them about the vote could be the actual mistake we are making. Should I put my trust in Jess or Chips and see if they would vote Owen? I DON'T KNOW. Do I sound like I know what I'm doing??? NO. Am I attemping to make money moves??? YES. Is it the right decision????? PROBABLY NOT. But....we shall see. We shall see. 

Kind of happy we lost because this will be an interesting one for sure... As I said before, we have 4 hufflepuff and 4 non-hufflepuff on our tribe, and I wanted to jump on that IMMEDIATELY, so the second I heard Hufflepuff had a group chat (thanks ruthie hehe) I made one with Chips, Juls, and Jess. Jess and Juls are my gorls in this game, and I'm glad I finally get to make stuff happen with them. I want Ruthie to trust me (she messaged me for a final 2 literally night one before we found out we couldnt pm each other in the great hall), and I do really love her - but since we're on different "sides" of the tribe, I wanted to play smart. I originally threw out both Chips AND Max names, to make it seem like old tribal lines mean nothing to me, but then today I've been telling Ruthie and Landen I'm leaning way more towards Max beacuse he hasnt talked to me and Chips has, which is true. Ruthie seems to agree that Max should go - she told me he did some qweird stuff like pranks and things on their old tribe, and Landen said that Max would've been first boot. So it seems easy enough?? But then.... here comes Lily, with her own brain and stuff. Why can't people stop having opinions and just do what  I say??? I can tell Lily wants to keep Max, which makes sense. She probably wants to keep the Hufflepuff security in numbers. But I'm not writing Chips down, period, and they all know it. No matter what happens, as long as it is Max or Chips I'm fine. I'm just using this vote to have as many conversations with Lily, Ruthie, Landen, Jess, and Juls about game as possible to further myself, and I don't much care who leaves as long as it isn't me Jess or Juls. But I do think for the hell of it I'd go to rocks if I had to - bc if they're going to ROCKS for Max?? I sure as hell don't want to be outnumbered. Hopefully ruthie is being honest in wanting max gone and can change lily's mind.

https://youtu.be/TBrNjh2DnU4

SO my big mouth strikes again.   Landen came to me earlier and OWEN SPILLED ABOUT ME SPILLING ABOUT THE HUFFLEPUFF ALLIANCE.  I WAS SO MAD.  Mad enough to agree to voting him out and now I just feel guilty.  Jess, Juls, Owen and Chips don't know that there is going to be a tie tonight after all.  We feel like if we vote Owen that we can get Chips to vote with us in the revote and I hope that is the case because I REALLY don't want to go to rocks. Part of me thinks I should call Owen out on him spilling the alliance secret to him and try to fix things but I'm still very salty about it. I'm so sad and I feel so guilty but...  HE COMPLETELY MESSED MY GAME UP AND I TRUSTED HIM! 

So it has been a day. That's for sure. Got in my first alliance of people who didnt start Hufflepuff. Found out from two out of three Hufflepuffs my name was thrown out. May be leaving or at the very least the subject of a tie vote. If the target Max has an idol I leave guaranteed. I hope not. 

I am a horrible person. My heart is pounding so hard, this move is either going to make or break my game. :(

I would like to publicly thank Hufflepuff for extending my life in the game by another round- much obliged. Not sure how much of a difference it’ll make in the end lmao but nonetheless I’m still technically alive. Either this is the quietest game I’ve ever been apart of or everyone is definitely working together and I’m on the bottom. I know Kevin isn’t in on it but that Raffy vote was suspicious and you can’t tell me otherwise. Because how am I talking to everyone all day long but I don’t find out the vote is Raffy until 2 hours before the vote and that’s “what everyone is doing”? Not to mention it came from Jules, not Dan or Nicholas aka the people I thought I had a halfway decent relationship with. So the only way you can explain how I’m the last to know even though they were several opportunities for like 5 different people to tell me is that those 5 are working together. So basically I’m praying Hufflepuff can take one more L after tonight because if not, there’s a high chance I’m gonna have to beg for my life. And I’m not above it! But I also can do the math and I don’t know if Slytherin is smart enough to realize they’re handing the game over to Ravenclaw. Who knows though- maybe Jess or Juls will go home on the other side and that will strengthen my plea of attack Ravenclaw while we still can. Cause there’s 9 Huffleclaw left and 6 of Slytherdor so I’m like... we can’t all be the cute swing vote at merge that gets picked up to be a number but hey what do I know