#y'all can debate these amongst your friends but please leave me out of it for now 😅

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I don't know what is going on right now but I'm a little overwhelmed with life and for some reason a bunch of people have decided this is the right time to start silly pedantic arguments with me 🤨 like the other day my friend started arguing really hard that a table is a bib for the floor. Today my sibling in law wants to discuss whether an airplane is just a confused submarine. Friends I do not know. I've got stuff going on, I can't think about this right now 😅

[drowninginblox]

Mr.McCree (pt1?) (Teacher AU so calm your shit)

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Today was like any other for Jesse. As he sat in the middle of his room, the kids in his kindergarten class were talking amongst themselves about "important things". Some people would call this a waste of thirty minutes, however- Mr. McCree likes to call it "class debate". This window of time is for the kids to talk amongst themselves about subjects that they deem important and want other opinions on without being judged. Sometimes it gets dark, but for the most part everything is light hearted. Jesse gets to pass his hat round to the class and whoever has it gets to lead the conversation. To him, its  therapeutic to see though the lenses of a child sometimes.

Right now two of the kids have split the class down the middle as to what ice cream flavor is the spawn if Satan while the other is an upright blessing from god. The one on the side of chocolate was a light Asian boy named Sunny( he had the hat). He's a lovable piece of shit that Jesse couldn't decide if he liked or not. While a little girl named Tiana was fighting on behalf of strawberry. She was stubborn as hell but just as funny when it comes down to it. The debate was just like a tennis match, heads were darting from one person to the other as they made their points.

"Chocolate is a better flavor!"

"No! Strawberry! It's pink!"

"But chocolate is better!"

"No it isn't!"

"Yes it is!"

"No it isn't!"

"Yes it is!!"

Truly a riveting debate among peers. Jesse would have let the kids keep going if it wasn't for his timer going off signaling recess for the children.

"Okay y'all, time for recess!" Jesse says, gaining the attention of his class of 5/6 year olds. "Get into line and I'll let you guys outside okay?" Most of the students gave some sort of response before the class did as they were told. "Dose everyone remember the rules?" The students nods. "Cassidy what are the rules?" A small, blonde girl with dark skin look at the ground before stuttering "I-w-we ar-ren't allowed t-to leave th-the school,.. n-no fi-ighting, n-no le-eaving a-a-anyone out, and I-if anything b-bad ha-happens.. we go t-to you..?"

He smiles at the girl and nods. "You're getting better. You're stuttering less." She smiles before nodding. "And she's right. Don't leave the property. If you do then I'm gonna be very worried about you kids." The group nods. "Good. Okay let's go kiddos." With that the group is escorted out onto the schools play ground. Groups of kids run to the play set as their teacher leans against the old, brick building. "So cute.." a small smile makes its way to Jesse's lips as he watches the innocent children run and play like nothing else mattered. "Yes, yes they are." A voice agreed from beside him, making Jesse jump a little. "F-fudge you scared me!" He muttered as he looked towards the source of the voice. "Oh! My apologies. I didn't mean to startle you." To Jesse's surprise, the source of the aforementioned voice was a man that looked too sexy to even be close to a preschool like this one. He had one hell of a body, and that's saying something since Jesse has been around the block before when it comes to human anatomy. The Asian before him was definitely foreign, given his accent and his overall physic gave off the impression that he could hold his own in a fight.. with those ripped arms,.. and the abs Jesse could see though his tight fitting suit...

"Um.. I'm so sorry for spacing out, that's very rude of me. And I'm equally as sorry for being blunt but who might you be?" The man before him smiled and offered a hand. "My name is Hanzo Shimada. Im Shiro's uncle. I came to pick him up for early for to surprise-"

"Uncle Hanzo!!" Sunny yelled as he ran over to his favorite teacher and uncle. The man kneeled down only to get pounced on by Sunny. "How's my mighty little dragon?" He mused. "Awesome! We were debating about ice cream! And my teacher sang for the class."

Han- ehem- Mr. Shimada smiled and directed his attention to the teacher. "So you're Mr.McCree?" Jesse smiles and try's to hide the slight blush that has graced his cheeks. "That I am. It's nice to meet you Mr. Shimada."

The-assumably- business man looks up and down at the teacher before digging into his pants pocket and pulling out a small business card. "I'm in town for the next two weeks so I can reconnect with family and some old friends. Meaning I'm almost always free. If you have the time, call." He smiles. Jesse's heart flutters in his chest for a moment before he returns the smile. "Soon then."

Hanzo nods before getting up and holding his hand out for Sunny to take. "Now what do you want to do my mighty dragon?" Soon enough, the pair left the school and Jesse was left with a little more pep in his step.