#xii. ─ headcanon.

[riddle-me-ri]

hi? can we have some Goemon Ishikawa XIII from Lupin III smut Headcannons? pretty please?

a/n: my time has finally come! to discuss about my sweet samurai husband in the utmost depraved way. Say less, dear sweet same brain anon, say less…I gotcha, thanks for the opportunity

Content Warning: mentions of explicit sexual content (kinks, acts, etc.)

Goemon Ishikawa XIII NSFW Headcanons

- Goemon knows the basics…(and details of it he learned against his will via Lupin)

- However, knowing is completely different from experiencing it, and Goemon is easily the least experienced out of the gang.

- Something he carried with pride, he never gave into the sinful temptation.

- Needless to say, even if you yourself are inexperienced, you'll likely have to take the reins because this man will likely seize to breathe at random intervals.

- He doesn't like the idea of calling sex “fucking” at any given time, only referring to is as “making love” or “sleeping with..”

- Being the romantic, sentimental man he is, he's fond of foreplay and being a giver.

- Enjoys taking his time worshiping you and your body to show how grateful he is that you love and trust him this much.

- Goemon “Your pleasure is my pleasure” Iskikawa.

- King of aftercare, honestly, is probably his second favorite part of the whole thing (the actual deed being his most favorite)

- He'll massage you if you're sore, grab you a water, get a damp cloth, and help cleanse you, literally the whole nine yards.

- Goemon is a dom in most everything else, but when it comes to sex, man is a sub.

- Maybe with experience and support from you he could dip his toes into dom territory, but you'll likely have to ask him for it.

- You quickly discover the man does have a couple kinks;

- Praise, he yearns to hear your approval for what he's doing, tell him he's doing good, he feels amazing, etc.

- Sensory deprivation, he enjoys how much your affections and movements are amplified, much like how his body is amplified through his intense training.

- Shibari, man, is a traditionalist after all…he also sees it as a challenge of his will and sees how long he can withstand the lack of movement.

- Goemon is not a fan of PDA, so to initiate any sort of intimacy, you'll likely have to wait until you two are alone.

- Unless you want him to combust before you get to bed, then go for it!

- At the end of the day, the man aims to please you by any means

- As long as you are patient with him, you'll be rewarded with his affection and attention tenfold.

[fantomette22]

Everyone designed one except for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😭

I don’t know!!! Strangely i can picture Caryll, Ludwig, Laurence and some OCs very well but it’s hard to picture this dear Saint Adeline.

And i mean i did already draw her kinda!! « No Fantomette your funny drawing where Adeline appear only once doesn’t count! »

Ok well have this then. I just did it. Specially. It just pop out of my imagination

Yes i am putting a head covering veil on her head because i have zero idea how her hair should be like. Short? long? curly? straight? red? dark? blond? Idk 🤷‍♀️

And i did add some birth mark on her face but don’t ask me why i might change it later just thought it could be interesting at the moment.

HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW!

[strywoven]

predictably , i've given kaen a new verse. it's a bit of a long read , but i hope you enjoy how insane it is ( mostly ) . under the cut , kaen's jjk verse ( always subject to change ) :

Chapter I - Rise for us , O’Sun

15th Century Scotland ( ~1400s ) ; a time wherein Scotland became its own antagonist. Clans waged wars amongst each other, the realm became one festering wound struggling in vain against the delicate balance of displaced power and peace ( both, squandered & becoming increasingly harder to attain ).

As always, there came and went a formidable few. Among the bloodlines, those who withstood the trials of time and conflict alike, stood a long-lived paragon: The Rolav Clan, a heritage - which, if we believe the edda written by own fellows - steeped deep within the bleeding heart of the earth, wrenched free from the veins of cursed gods. A name which heralded immense respect. But also a dread. These people … Were different. Traditionalists who believed in something known as THE GRAND DESIGN ; an old symbology which spoke of oneness and union for all things man and non ( after all, they would tell you, all things are the same in the matter of the soul ). Rumors might have you believe that these people were not mortal, that they were curses of some kind-- And eventually, the consequences of their ideas drove them into near-exile, excommunicated from all borders and forced into the unclaimed, untamed wilds and wastes, fading into the obscurity of own strangeness. For a while, at least, the Rolavs became a lingering blemish upon the record, and little more.

But contempt is a driving force, a madness. And these people were not the sort to be quelled. Instead, they expanded, continued their slow, deliberate conquest and mutilation of other clans. Soon enough, they began a most terrible venture upon reclaiming a desecrated relic: to revive the burning-glory entity whom once thwarted the might of the Holy Roman Empire ages before ( supposedly ; the legends of a horrific curse guarding the boundary of scotland is only hear-say for most ).

When they brought it forward … It was not what they expected ; an unholy creature, all mangled-many-limbed and hemorrhaging burning blood upon the land, gasping at breath of life, gagging and choking and spewing smoke-twisted tones and twisted verse, knotted together by immortal sinew and fur-flesh adorned by prismatic flame and antler-crown-- What was meant to be a celebration, a grand occasion, quickly escalated into a panicked fracas. Those present acted quickly - if not hastily - splitting the blazing monster right down to its too-radiant soul, creating two distinct subjects who were thus named: KAEN & ABEL , its true name forgotten and thought not to be invoked again for fear of returning it to its full mantle.

Chapter II - How Can We be so Different ?

A long while the twins had been asleep, and - in some aspects - things had changed. But humankind, apparently, had not. And this offered a vantage of deep discontent, a malignance breeding and taking root within each half-heart.

The Rolavs and their oddness, however, was refreshing. These people went to great lengths to enmesh the twins into the clan itself, as if - comically - they were the heirs and offspring of the current patriarch, Ceres. However, for as high of a pedestal as they were both put upon, it did not quite restrict the looks of anxiety and scrutiny which fell upon them at all hours. But Ceres himself was adamant that they were not to be harmed, not to be disrespected ; this was a step forward, he declared to everyone, for the twins were to be a reminder of the GRAND DESIGN , that it was possible to create a “whole order” ( a pure one ).

It was intended that the twins would return to their alleged post as A GUARDIAN for the entire realm … But neither of them could agree upon the terms, which halted progress immensely.

It began to become apparent that Kaen and Abel were dichotomous ; Kaen was a light, was “human-like” and “feeling”, whereas Abel was a shadow cast over the clan, was “curse-like” and apathetic to all but himself and his own kind.  Frequently, the two would be caught in spats and scuffles, disputing over their position within the clan, arguing over their place amongst humanity ( something abel regularly condemned ). People remarked that their fights felt reflective of the inter-clan turmoil plaguing Scotland. And they weren’t wrong.

As time passed, the two - forged into transmuted human vessels to maintain appearances - were only noted to become increasingly stronger with each passing season. And with that strength, came the rising need for freedom. Although Abel was allotted many liberties ( both as the male of the pair & as the one with “control” ), Kaen was not ; they were given a human retainer - a curse user who specialized in nullification and could keep them in check should any … Accidents … Happen. But no-one accounted for the fact that Kaen and Allyra would develop a deep camaraderie with one another ( a lovering, some speculated later ), so much so that Kaen’s immortality was tarnished, dismantled by Allyra’s mere presence -- lending to her removal from the position and the sequestering of Kaen to “fix” the effects.

Abel, displeased by his counterpart’s growing weakness when it came to humanity, never allowed Kaen any peace and used his political leverage within the clan to make their life even more strained / restrictive in hopes that it might teach them something and remind them of their place. And when Allyra took ill - as humans tend to - and shortly thereafter passed, Kaen did not take the loss well. Abel in turn did not take Kaen’s grief well, either, condemning them for their emotions and their attachment to a lower-born creature, outright referring to them as a “bastard” of their kind and promptly disowning them as his ilk. During the 3 days in which Kaen grieved, sitting there in front of the gravestone, people reported that it seemed as if the sun did not even rise, instead it was cold, dark, and the air was filled with a palpable misery all were forced to endure.

On the dawn of the 3rd day, Kaen finally collected their bearings ( at least somewhat ) and stood from their place in the dirt and loam. They said, “Ah’m sorreh fer th’ monster Ah’m ‘bout ta’ become, Allyra, but at leas’ ye wun’ be ‘ere ta’ see it.” And departed to find their brother for a final altercation.

Chapter III - Genesis 4:10, The Lord said, “[KAEN] Look ! What , what have you done ?!”

Kaen confronts Abel in a brutal act of fratricide, felling and consuming him, soul and all, reuniting him with their own essence, which in turn allowed them to unify their aspect. Perhaps spurned by Abel’s own contempt, or even their lingering own, Kaen turned their attention towards the Rolav clan and razed the entire estate to the ground, leaving nothing of their bloodline behind.

Still unsatisfied, the burning glory turned its sights towards the crown, the monarchy, the source of the scourge in the realm. Despite being met with resistance, Kaen proved incredibly hard to contain and subdue. Having reached a temporary stalemate, the crown proposed a bargain: You will live, of course, you will be absolved … But in exchange, you must abide by our reign for the rest of eternity.

Kaen, with a little persuading ( read as: a very long time in isolation, away from light & any other presence to drive them mad ), accepts. Thus, for the next several centuries, Kaen is removed from containment and permitted to coexist with humanity under the guise of being the crown’s permanent guardian ( one kept on an extremely tight leash given the immense destruction / public upheaval they caused ). Kaen resumes their human vessel and becomes a sort of case study ; the first - if not only - instance of rehabilitation seen in a special grade curse to be progressively recorded over time. The crown eventually begins to wonder if the Rolavs were not so far off the mark after all … Perhaps, judging by Kaen’s extraordinary progress and “humanity”, it is plausible to create a unified front. Maybe.

Chapter IV - Can you Imagine ? Being Anything Other than What You Are ?

Kaen - with monikers such as “The Eternal Flame” , “The Beacon” , “The Dawnbringer” , and many others acquired over time - still exists under the pressured thumb of the current powers that be. They maintain their deliberate humanity, representing grace, diligence, forgiveness and - above all things - an immense, unquestioning kindness that has baffled people over the centuries. Still, they are a special grade curse, and they’ve no place meddling in human affairs any more than they do in their own kind ( you see, for such an anomaly, they have no place with either & this has led to many an issue over the course of their long, excruciating existence ). The creature maintains a respectable distance from both fronts, unless told otherwise ; though it is, as you might imagine, a lonely course. Kaen has, since the last couple centuries, become increasingly cynical and desensitized. For all the good they exude, they hold little faith in humanity and sit still today with a seed of rancor budding, steadily blooming, in their breast. 

Their world changes when there is a request for transfer, a deal brokered that sends the entity out of their home-territory and straight to Japan. Uprooted from everything they know, away from anything familiar, Kaen finds that upholding airs in a place well-known for curses and cursed energy is far more difficult than they bargained for.  It’s only a matter of time before their tricks fall short, or worse -- THEY’RE FORCED TO GET INVOLVED .

Misc. Information ( AKA: A few FAQs )

“Can Kaen be perceived by the public?” YES. They 100% can. The human vessel ( also known as a “cask” ) was transmuted out of real flesh, blood and bone, allowing them to exist and walk as if completely mortal amongst humankind. Kaen’s cask is purposefully unassuming ; a short, stocky, bespectacled redheaded woman with a sweet face and little to no cursed energy ( think a similar appearance as Sophia Lillis ). They implemented nullifying techniques INTO THE FLESH of the cask to dissolve and hide their immense cursed energy. The cask itself is designed to be durable, and is actually little more than a walking chrysalis for the transfigured monstrosity beneath.

“What happened to the Rolavs?” Completely eradicated, along with most of their benefactors during an immense fit of rage and revenge. Following the mass slaughter, Kaen sought out the monarchy, intending to destroy them as well, and instead entered negotiations with them. Alongside their initial bargain - per the usual terms of “my word is my bond” for most cursed spirits - the crown organized papers ( heraldry, licenses, you name it ) to name Kaen as the LAST LIVING HEIR to the Rolav bloodline, thus defecting all current and thereby future portions of the estate to them. Prior to being shipped away, Kaen took to rebuilding the Rolav estate ( with help ) and has lived there… Alone. Ironically, Kaen is exceptionally well off despite the crown not taking very good care of them or putting much faith in them. Kaen will introduce themself accordingly: “Kaen Rolav”. It’s a force of habit.

“How HUMAN is human for Kaen?” By the modern era, Kaen has successfully assimilated into human society. However, there is no escaping the differences. They may LOOK human - at least insofar as their outer shell may offer - but Kaen is still a special grade cursed entity at their core, with a very long-lived history ( incarnations ) of barbarism, bloodshed, and fearmongering. Kaen does indeed feel things ( sensations of pain / pleasure / other emotions ) to a greater capacity than humankind; both a strength and a weakness. And their senses are extremely keen. However, they have been neglecting their cursed traits for so long that anytime they’re triggered it becomes OVERWHELMING IN FORCE ( such as scenting fear, a known drive for kaen’s predatory urges ). Kaen is also able to eat and sleep like normal people, however their native diet - consisting of human essence - has been starved, thus poisoning them for well over a millennia.

“Who is Kaen really?” Kaëltyr - O’Dawn , O’Sun , O’Burning Glory ( "the immaculate light" ; a curse pre-dating the common era by several thousand years ) - a name no longer invoked, but one regaled and uplifted, immortalized and deified by the FAITH humanity vested within it ( & continues to ). Kaen, as a public figure in the modern era, is not oblivious to the sway and influence they possess ( after all, their true face is smeared across much of history & even erected in epithets & statues throughout the territory ). Since their most recent incarnation, Kaen’s power has been steadily accumulating, gathered from all the fear, hate, and rage they fed upon since the 15th century; every misery spoken in their once-name, every despair and desperation given to them in unheard prayer … Sustained them. Like many of their kind, it was a transaction, and each one gave them strength. From the face of malignance, to the magnanimous presence; Kaen is now the paradigm of something great to come ( & they don’t even realize it ).

[daring-detective]

tag dump.

i. ⠀⠀ “⠀no.1 dick grayson liker⠀ : ⠀⠀ ooc.

ii. ⠀⠀ “⠀your strength is in your weakness⠀ : ⠀⠀ character study.

iii. ⠀⠀ “⠀bird’s eye view⠀ : ⠀⠀ musing.

iv. ⠀⠀ “⠀ shepherd of the damned ⠀ : ⠀⠀ promo.

v. ⠀⠀ “⠀you can always learn to fly⠀ : ⠀⠀ inbox.

vi. ⠀⠀ “⠀pretend you’re like a feather⠀ : ⠀⠀ answered.

vii. ⠀⠀ “⠀can’t clip these wings⠀ : ⠀⠀ reply.

viii. ⠀⠀ “⠀master of the trapeze⠀ : ⠀⠀ dash games.

ix. ⠀⠀ “⠀breathing in applause⠀ : ⠀⠀ memes.

x. ⠀⠀ “⠀familiar taste of poison⠀ : ⠀⠀ nsfw.

xi. ⠀⠀ “⠀runaway at heart⠀ : ⠀⠀ headcanons.

xii. ⠀⠀ “⠀the wings of icarus⠀ : ⠀⠀ comic panels.

a. ⠀⠀ “⠀letter to his father⠀ : ⠀⠀ bruce&dick.

b. ⠀⠀ “⠀of bats and birds⠀ : ⠀⠀ bat-siblings.

c. ⠀⠀ “⠀forever and always⠀ : ⠀⠀ donna&dick.

d. ⠀⠀ “⠀you were my robin⠀ : ⠀⠀ damian&dick.

e. ⠀⠀ “⠀arrow’s wing⠀ : ⠀⠀ roy&dick.

connection. ⠀⠀ “⠀.blood-son⠀ : ⠀⠀ robin v.

connection. ⠀⠀ “⠀.pistoiet⠀ : ⠀⠀ the black widow.

connection. ⠀⠀ “⠀.taissakingston ⠀ : ⠀⠀ mutant musician / activist.

connection. ⠀⠀ “⠀.pennyw0rth ⠀ : ⠀⠀ penny-one.

connection. ⠀⠀ “⠀.daring-archer ⠀ : ⠀⠀ arsenal.

[lrdfthr]

tags.

I ˚ 「 ooc 」 .

II˚ 「 self promo 」 .

III ˚ 「 promo 」 .

IV ˚ 「 psa 」 .

V ˚ 「 headcanon 」 .

VI ˚ 「 musing 」 .

VII ˚ 「 thread 」 .

VIII ˚ 「 answered 」 .

IX ˚ 「 portrait 」 .

X ˚ 「 saved 」 .

XI ˚ 「 wishlist 」 .

XII ˚ 「 desire 」 .

XIII ˚ 「 main verse 」 .

XIV ˚ 「 au 」 .

XV ˚ 「 verse undetermined 」 .

XVI ˚ 「 memes 」 .

DCLXVI ˚ 「 dash comm 」 .

DCLXVI ˚ 「 crack 」 .

[famuran]

redoing tags.

OUT OF CHARACTER ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳ㅤ

HEADCANONS ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘪'𝘮 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳ㅤ

INBOX PROMPTS ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥ㅤ

QUEUE ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵ㅤ

VISUALS ，SELFㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘧𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘳𝘢𝘯ㅤ

VISUALS ，FATHERㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘧𝘶𝘴 ㅤ

VISUALS ，DANCERㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘰 ㅤ 

VISUALS ，THIEFㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘷𝘢𝘢𝘯 ㅤ  ㅤ

VISUALS ，ARCHERㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯 ㅤ

VISUALS ，ROYALㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦 ㅤ

VISUALS ，CAPTAINㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘩 ㅤ

VISUALS ，MARGRACEㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘢𝘭 — 𝘤𝘪𝘥 ㅤ

VISUALS ，LILIANㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘦 ㅤ ㅤ

VISUALS ，EVANGELIQUEㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘭𝘪𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘳ㅤ

VISUALS ，OTHERSㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 ㅤ

VERSE：PRE—XII ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦ㅤ

VERSE：XII ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦ㅤ

VERSE：POST—XII ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨ㅤ

VERSE：REVENANT WINGS ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴ㅤ

VERSE：DISSIDIA ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘳ㅤ

VERSE：STARDEW ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵ㅤ

VERSE：OBLIVION ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦ㅤ

VERSE：SKYRIM ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴ㅤ

VERSE：IX ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳ㅤ

VERSE：VII ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ ♛ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨ㅤ

DYN：NAMES ETCHED INTO STARSㅤ ( ㅤ eva ღ balthierㅤ ) ㅤ— ㅤ𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪'𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯?ㅤ

[astr0logies]

‧₊˚⋅  ♯  𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄  !  :   the  golden  child  ,  clarissa  mcknight  :  personal  tags  . 

[headcanonrepository]

Thoughts on Final Fantasy XII

I've been replaying Final Fantasy XII lately. I say replaying - I never actually finished it the first time around, yet have proudly denounced it as my least favourite entry in the series for years. But I decided that to be fair to that, I should actually finish the game, so I picked up Zodiac Age for cheap with the idea that I can show my wife exactly why I rate it so little. Definitely a 'get drunk and bitch about it' kind of idea. (So uh, sorry if this is your favourite game, but this is a pretty negative post, just FYI)

My original criticisms still hold up, for the most part. Vaan makes no sense as the main character - aside from stealing the first stone at the beginning of the game, his impact on the actual plot is nonexistent. The plot is something that happens around him, not something he drives and impacts. In fact, apart from Ashe and Balthier, it's really difficult to justify anyone's connection to the plot.

Compounding this is that no one ever really talks to each other or comments on the situations they are in. There are a few cutscenes, brief and far between, but for the most part, there's an immediate 'what next?' after every section that just serves to point the player in the right direction. We learn next to nothing about who the characters are as people - what do they think? What are they passionate about? What do they hate? We just don't know.

While I'm ragging on the plot: it's a dense opening with many kingdoms named, important leaders, and characters, all before you take control of a single one of them. It's a struggle to remember so many plot points introduced so rapidly, let alone care about them. The density of information continues throughout, where you are expected to remember who is part of which kingdom, who is an ally and who is foe and how different people's agendas are playing out from one scene to the next. It feels a lot like the prequel trilogy of Star Wars - lots of information introduced relatively quickly and without spending a lot of time memorising it, working out how and why things are happening is borderline impossible. I had a similar critique of the prequel SW movies: good plot and ideas, terrible execution. Unfortunately, FFXII doesn't have a whole miniseries to help the player comprehend the politics of Ivalice.

I really disliked the Gambit system the first time I played. It felt very much like getting the game to play itself and if that's the case, why am I playing a game? I'm just running from fight to fight. I appreciate it a little more now - mostly because I am a tired adult with limited game time so automatic fighting for 99% of the time combined with 2x speed (which honestly the original game should have had, it's been permanently on throughout this playthrough) makes it more palatable to grind and get through some of the longer travelling sections of the map. I also think it's partly because my expectation has shifted from 'strategy is what I choose to do in a fight' to 'strategy is how I prepare for the fight' - I was already aware of the gambit system and how to make it work so I could start having fun with trying new things.

However, the descriptions for some techniques are just ludicrous. The in-game text for Traveller lead me to assume that it gets stronger based on the total amounts of steps you've taken in the game (and similarly Horology for time spent in game). The wiki dispelled that illusion and confirmed that both attacks were pretty much useless unless you were micromanaging to a degree that I am simply not willing to do. Lots of the gameplay information is similarly vague and unhelpful. I feel like the only reason I understand what I'm doing is because I have played other Final Fantasy games (so I already know what the spells are supposed to do) or other RPGs (so I can guess that equipment will behave in a particular way or puzzles will react in a certain way). Even then, I've had to search for the odd solution (wait, you mean I have to summon the guy to open the door, not just touch it with the person who can summon him?).

The hunt sidequests are just tedious. There’s no need to pick up a hunt, then confirm with a separate NPC that you’ve accepted the hunt, then go to a third location to find the hunt (often with a stipulation that the mark can only be found when the weather is just right, which is largely random and results in you loading and unloading an area repeatedly to get the conditions right) and then go back to that NPC to claim the reward. Especially when none of those objectives are ever marked on your main map, and you can only access a reminder by opening up the main menu, selecting the clan primer, selecting hunts, scrolling through every hunt you’ve ever accepted (even completed ones) to find the current hunt, to see a description and on one very particular screen, you can open a map that has the hunt’s current objective marked. Unless it’s a hunt where it just gives a vague location for you to search. Those exist, too.

Speaking of tedious, the Great Crystal was a section designed to force you to use a guide. Prima must have bribed them for that, because I swear that place is impossible to navigate without a VERY detailed map - no ingame map, switches to open doors (on a timer) and multiple doors per switch that can actually wind up blocking access to areas later, so you have to retread old areas to reactivate the switch and open the right door (still on a timer) and do this while running past enemies and hopefully going the right direction, with no real visual clues or references? Either you grew up playing old school dungeon crawlers and you’ve drawn your own map, or you’ve bought a guide. Or googled, but back in 2006, you probably didn’t have ready access to the internet while you were playing.

On a really annoying ‘we want you to buy a guide’ note for me - Libra seems mostly useless as a skill. It allows you to see enemy data and traps in the world, which would be useful, except there’s a large swathe of enemies that are unreadable. Those would be the bosses and hunts - the powerful enemies you are most likely to want extra information on. Given that you have used resources to both learn and acquire the skill, plus the resource of time in the field to use it, it is really frustrating that it’s so useless when you really want it, and I can’t see a compelling gameplay reason for it except forcing you to use an external guide. Given that a large part of the combat is adjusting your strategy to suit the enemy you are facing, purposefully withholding the information is just forcing you to use trial and error or brute force. Or a guide.

The game thinks it's better at writing ye olde English than it is. I'm willing to chalk it up as difficulties in translation, but most of the dialogue is very stilted and formal regardless of who is speaking and what their actual background is. A third of the party are guttersnipe orphans, a third of the party are pirates and a third of the party are used to royal formalities - they should not all have the same vocabulary and manner of speaking. Similarly, the voice acting has some very weak moments that I absolutely chalk up to localisation difficulties - voice actors have to fit the dialogue to mouth flaps rather than the other way around, and they have some awful dialogue choices to work with, especially in fast-paced cutscenes.

Also, there are so many different non-human races and different human cultural backgrounds - which I love in theory - but they don't really explore anything in great detail. Either the beast races like Garrif and Viera don't want contact with humans and so give very minimal details on their culture and way of life, or they are like the Seeq and Bangaa - they integrate with humans so well that they might as well have been a human in a costume. Even the humans from vastly different places seem to not have any major differences between their ways of life, which considering a large motivation of the plot is war, you would think to see some kind of resistance or protest purely against losing their heritage or way or life. As it is, an NPC in Rabanastre is largely the same as an NPC in Archades.

There’s some really cool aesthetics in the background of Final Fantasy XII that were probably a result of Star Wars (personal hover-transports that absolutely aren’t speeders, the vehicles in Archades that don’t look at all like Coruscant or the huge dogfights between airships that definitely aren’t an action sequence from any movie franchise we can think of, no way…) but otherwise inaccessible to us as the player. Oh, you wanted control of a speeder? How about a chocobo? An airship? Uh, you can get one sometimes, if we want you to, but you don’t get to drive, and most of the time, you’re on foot, bucko. I’m not saying a little speeder chase section would have made the game amazing, but it would have been cool as all hell if we had something like the motorcycle chase sequence from FFVII to break the game up a little bit, you know?

Despite all this, I did have some kind of fun with the game. But it's definitely one where I'm brought my own fun. Like trying to work out how I would rewrite the script to make it more compelling. There are definitely seeds of something interesting, just never really explored.

Things I actually liked, in no specific order:

Balthier and Fran’s whole dynamic. I really like shady duos who have shared history, with the man as the brains and the woman as the brawn of the operation. Optional points for the woman being athletic, agile, and a woman of few words. If I had a nickle for every duo who met this standard…well, I’d have two nickles, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. (see Roman and Neo from RWBY)

The fact that Vaan and Ashe didn’t wind up romantically entangled. Like, I was really worried that was going to be a thing. Especially as the game kept setting up ‘Ashe sees dead ex-husband’ followed immediately by ‘but anyway, here’s Vaan’. He is so young and childlike in comparison to the weight on Ashe’s shoulders, I was really squicked to think that this was a direction they might be going in.

The vierra in general - I just wish we had more of them and their culture. Just give me about 20 more cutscenes where I can appreciate tall bunny ladies who can step on me, please and thank you?

That’s about it. The team dynamic was underwhelming, to say the least, no one really bonded or connected with each other on-screen in any way the player could appreciate, they all just bounced around from plot point to plot point reacting (barely) to circumstances as they came up and never really had a proactive plan or goal.

If you did really like Final Fantasy XII, I'm actually really interested to hear why. If you read this and disagree, and want to point out things you really liked, please do. My opinion is not going to change, but it might help me appreciate an element of the game I had disregarded.

[halfmoth-halfman]

prologue

You’ve never been inside the famous club, The 141.

i. it's a new day, it's a new life

This isn’t where you expected to end up—stuck in some rundown motel with nothing but the clothes on your back.

ii. a collection of strangers (a series of secrets)

You can only describe them the same way you can the rest of the club’s workers—stunning.

iii. no proof except my silver tongue

You’ve never been to this side of town at night.

iv. the night was young (and so were we)

Surveying the competition turns out to be code for going on a club crawl and getting obscenely drunk.

v. she works hard for the money (so you better treat her right)

You don’t know what to expect from shopping with Valeria.

vi. would you give the devil this dance

You can’t let yourself be haunted by your past forever, and, unsure as you are, you know one thing to be true: You’ve never felt safer than you do around him.

vii. wise men say, only fools rush in

In the following weeks, you learn one very important thing: John Price is a relentless flirt.

viii. but i can't help failing in love with you

You don’t know how you feel as you kiss him. It’s a combination of emotions you haven’t felt in so long: relief, desire, comfort, joy. They all swirl together into the one emotion you’ve been chasing since your wedding. Safe.

ix. the rumor burned straight through the town (and as it grew, so did her vow)

Kyle doesn’t think much of you the day you first walk into the club.

x. everybody thought the truth had been caught (her reputation began to drown)

You haven’t looked at your wedding photo in years.

xi. screaming birds sound an awful lot like singing

Everything you’ve experienced in the past four months pales in comparison to how your heart shatters at this moment.

xii. it won't cost you much (just a single drop of blood)

Who knew rock bottom looked like standing before a wall of mirrors in a bespoke wedding gown?

xiii. little girl gone

You’re shocked into consciousness, startling awake in a pile of plush blankets and cloud-soft pillows.

xiv. nothing makes me weak now (you better run for your life)

The news of Price’s arrest—of your alleged murder—sends you into a state of shock.

xv. won't forgive what you did (i've never hurt anyone, now it's time)

They float somewhere between too compliant and too afraid, like they’re scared you may snap at any given moment. Whether they worry it’ll be in anger or anguish, you don’t know. Price is the worst of them all.

xvi. what you'll see is the worst me (I will ask you for mercy)

The nights are the hardest.

xvii. for if i'm going down i guess i'll take you with me

By the end of the week, the plan is set.

xviii. i'm free darlin' (i revenge, i revenge)

Your world is engulfed in fire and blood.

epilogue. it's a new dawn, a new day, a new life (and i'm feeling good)

The beginning of the rest of your life starts with a single, admittedly awkward, therapy appointment. 

Extras

karma is a cat purring on my lap

The cat is a wretched creature made of a vicious hatred that could rival only the Devil himself.

my personal hcs for canary

canary's dresses

canary's wedding dresses

canary and adler headcanons

how the 141 makes their money

how the gangs run their businesses

random designer dress headcanons

alternate ending ideas

songs used for chapter titles

soap hcs + canary and price children hcs

canary + 141 age headcanons

[jessaerys]

the word father rotted in my mouth: i. tom stoppard, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead. ii. nurnehpetsnur iii. anne carson, plainwater: essays and poetry iv. see notes. v. see notes. vi. genesis 4:9 vii. anaïs nin, winter of artifice viii. see notes. ix. slider.xxxxxxxx x. josh alex baker, death wish. xi. see notes. xii. eric larocca, things have gotten worse since we last spoke xiii. death note, c-kira one-shot. xiv. leah horlick, for your own good, xv. death note manga, L's death, mello's death. xvi. ocean vuong, someday i'll love, xvii. woyaocharlie xviii. death note short stories, a-kira one-shot. xix. anna belle kaufman, cold solace.

notes under the cut.

*iv. artist notoriously hard to track, there's several images on pinterest that are clearly the same style, tried with all of them and they all seem to come from a long deleted 2008 photobucket folder.

v. & viii. the oldest source seems to be long-deleted posts from this blog, which were re-posts.

xi. this is the only source i can find but i don't think it leads to the artist ): please hmu if you have any leads about all of these.

part of the mine and the bestie’s delusional headcanon that near and mello (& matt) did have somewhat of a mentor/mentee relationship with L (fuck them other kids….) whom although genuinely fond of them was a willing participant in the amoral watari industrial complex (did he care to be succeeded? did he find it amusing or an interesting long term project? were the tests and mindfuckery and hot/cold unpredictable behavior and purposeful sowing of a rivalry between them the only model of family and mentorship he knew and was capable of? did he ever really love them? will they ever know? etc etc etc.)

i’m handwaving away the “we only talked to L once” story as skillfully edited by near because 1. he loves to lie and 2. his complicated relationship with L and subsequent grief AND resentment is still wrapped in seventeen thousand layers of emotional repression and who wants to get into that. 3. also makes mello’s comments in LABB about not caring if near is hurt that he knows more about L than near does way funnier. sibling behavior

anyway the both of them have a brotherfatherhero complex the size of TEXAS but thankfully they can sublimate that in the bedroom through creative kinky means. i know the usual "don't ship them!" rethoric is that they're foster brothers but unfortunately that just makes them a billion times more compelling. to me

[rollingsins]

masterlist

disclaimer: this blog is 18+ and contains adult/dark themes in some instances. please proceed with this in mind. 

ao3 wattpad 

Ghostface!Tara 

all hers: “I’d kill everybody in this town before they’d take you away from me.” Tara says, eyes wild. “I’d kill everybody in the world. You belong to me.” Ghost face!Tara. Smut. Dark themes. 18+

part i

part ii

part iii

part iv

part v

part vi

part vii

part viii

part ix

part x

part xi

part xii

part xiii

part xiv

part xv

part xvi

part xvii

part xviii

part xix

part xx

part xxi

part xxii

part xxiii

part xxiv

part xxv

part xxvi

epilogue

drabble 1 (anal sex), drabble 2 (R is sick), drabble 3 (clingy!Tara), drabble 4 (jealous reader), drabble 5 (R Dad trying to set R up), drabble 6 (Sam's and R's girls day)

Ghostface!Tara Playlist | Ghostface!Tara sexy-time playlist

The drabble files: Loosely connected drabbles from the all hers universe.

P1 | P2 | P3

Quinn Bailey Must Die: Quinn Bailey is yours and Tara’s, sexed up, horndog roommate. She’s cool at first, you think. Until she sets her sights on Tara. All hers universe, set after the main story. GF!Tara

P1 | P2 | P3

Vada Cavell

secrets that you keep Vada tells her Mom a little too much. Again. An argument ensues. Smut 18+

falling all in you Vada makes a purchase for the two of you. 18+ smut.

captivated Vada’s first time seeing R’s boobs. She’s a little gobsmacked. 18+ smut.

in the name of taylor swift you have to break up with Vada. In the name of Taylor Swift. Fluff drabble: Vada's obsession with R's boobs.

Wednesday Addams

in the interest of spontaneity  Wednesday invites you up for a ‘study session’. Of course, being Wednesday, the invite is literal. Smut, 18+ trust me Reader learns a new spell and decides to test it on Wednesday.  Specifically: Wednesday's strap-on. Smut, 18+ say my name While in bed with Wednesday, you accidentally moan Enid's name. Smut, 18+ drabble: jealous Wednesday

Jenna Ortega / Emma Myers

three’s a crowd: You hadn’t expected this. to fall in love. with not one girl, but two. you hadn’t expected to ruin their friendship. love triangle au.

Playlist

part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten (epilogue)

Florence Pugh

Love Scenes  Florence gets jealous after you film a love scene. Smut. 18+

lights, camera, action You catch Florence’s eye on the set of her latest movie. Smut. 18+

Florence Pugh x Harry Styles x reader

Third wheel Florence gets tired of being the third wheel. Angst.

Friendly Competition Harry and Florence are competitive. A little too competitive, when it comes to you. Smut. 18+

drabble 

Misc

Ghostface!Tara headcanons

Ghostface!Tara NSFW alphabet

[rozeliyawashereyall]

Rewatching @obsidian-lantern vampire series

Eva and Sky my bloodsucking beloveds +a secret third thing at the end.

Click if you dare.

Jk it's just headcanons I made with a few friends on discord

@jaetists I'm doing this for both you and me bestie

For those who don't know I'm using "hon" to refer to the listener, because it's like, the only nickname we got from him and I refuse to use (y/n)

I. You cannot tell me this man is not touch-starved. Used to flinch at the slightest touch of affection, but give him time and he'll start warming up to it

Absolute cuddle bug he is

II. Ngl, he probably isn't the best at social cues since he can't rlly be around people a lot

III. Traumatized and probably a lot of abandonment issues

IV. It was suggested that he kisses minor cuts and bruises on hon, with hand kisses as greetings and goodbyes. Of course I had to include this it's adorable.

V. Frequently uses hon as a personal heater since never actually felt warm because he's always in the dark and because, well, he's a vampire. So he's very drawn to it.

Also switches between little and big spoons—but he's normally the bigger spoon. Mainly because he wants Hon to feel protected, but when he's especially valuable he wouldn't mind being little spoon.

VI. Ticklish behind his ears and ribs, good luck trying to catch him off guard though, your best chance is to attack when he just woke up.

VII. Stargazing dates~

VIII. Weirdly good at long division, but struggles with most other math IX. He has really bad blood circulation, specifically his feet and fingers, but what did we expect honestly he's a vampire. X. Nails grow with a natural point (like a claw), so he cuts them down. XI. Would listen to all and I mean all kinds of music, he’s lived through many decades. Also spends a lot of his free time watching crime documentaries. XII. Cuts his own hair lol no barbershops are open at night. Has probably fucked it up once or twice and cried. Don't worry Eva fixed it for him XIII. Has a strange fascination with old things. He loves going thrifting. He spends like 20 minutes in the clothes section, and a good hour and a half in the antiques. His house is covered in funny looking antiques, and gifts them to people whenever he sees fit XIV. The definition of “I saw this and thought of you so I bought it.” Expect many gifts XV. He really loves scary movies. And speaking of movies! He watches Twilight, thinks it sucks but sometimes watches it unironically when he’s bored.

XVI. He knows how to waltz~ and some other classic ballroom dances. Eva taught him most of them. He's also more than willing to teach honey how to dance as well!

XVII. Makes sure you've eaten and drank water daily—this includes medications ofc

Also just because he's a vampire doesn't mean he won't make sure you're getting enough sleep.

XVIII. Sky can indeed purr, with the reason in one of the doodles

XIX. he's definitely a hobby hoarder, his favourite is painting. I just like imagining him painting sunsets while brooding over not getting to see it (and probably honey)

Thanks @iistxrmyskyii @willowve01 @tiefling-chaos and @lightdragon789 for helping with the headcanons!

[lionlena]

☆MASTERLIST☆

Pedro Pascal

One Shot:

♡A kitchen disaster

♡Just let it go…

♡New job, new problems...

♡Just breathe

Series:

♡His Curls - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 (completed)

♡Hate run, love speed - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (in progress)

♡We don’t love each other - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 - Final (completed)

Request:

♡A perfect day for a perfect girl (It's your birthday and Pedro makes you feel loved and special all day)

Headcanon:

♡What sleeping position do they most like when you are with them? (Pedro Pascal characters)💤

♡How will they react to your makeup? (Pedro Pascal and his characters) 👁️👄💅

♡Headcanon: How do they behave when you have a migraine? (Pedro Pascal characters)🩹😴   (+ Dave and Marcus)

♡Headcanon: How will they react if you tell them about CDD? (Pedro Pascal characters) 👰💔😱🤕  

♡Headcanon: Who will be ready to kill for you? From most willing to least... (Pedro Pascal characters) 🔪💀☠️🩸

♡Headcanon: How do they cook for you? (Pedro Pascal characters) 🥕🧑‍🍳🍓

Joel Miller

One Shot:

♡This is just a nightmare… (The Last of Us ff/ Joel/Ellie)

♡Strong for both of us

♡Trouble with ex

♡Dyeing your hair…

♡Together in happiness and depression… (no outbreak)

Series:

♡Unforgivable mistake, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, (in progress)

♡I can't be everywhere (No outbreak!) Part 1 , Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5... (in progress)

Request:

♡You need a better place (Joel loving a girl with epilepsy)

♡Blue dress (Joel Miller x plus size!reader)

Headcanon:

♡When Joel goes limp… (JoelMillerxf!reader)🤷🍆🩹

Javier Peña

One Shot:

♡I’ll protect you… (bc you’re mine)

♡I’ll hurt you… ( bc you’re mine )

♡I’ll leave you (bc youre not mine)

♡I'll stay with you... ( bc I love you)

♡You’re hot…

♡A girl from the street

Series:

♡Dancing With Your Ghost - Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part IX, Part X, Part XI, Part XII, Epilogue (completed)

♡Too many shadows behind you - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3,  Part 4, Part 5 (in progress)

Headcanon:

♡Nicotine (JavierPeña and You)

Agent Whiskey (Jack Daniels)

Series:

♡Dynasty - Part 1, Part 2, (in progress)

One Shot:

♡Mean (JackDanielsxf!reader)

♡Llamas don't drink whiskey...

Headcanon:

♡What does Jack's ranch look like? 🤠🐴🐓🐮🧑‍🌾

Javi Gutierrez

One Shot:

♡Too hot

Frankie Morales

One Shot:

♡Lost cat

Marcus Pike

One Shot: 

♡"7.44 am"

Headcanon:

♡If Teresa tried to get Marcus back after years...

♡Marcus tells you about his meeting with Teresa...

Oberyn Martell

Series:

♡Red Viper and Fox - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (in progress, soon english version)

One Shot:

♡♕Queen's Milk

♡I Hold You

♡Remember me… (ANGST!)

♡Leave... (ANGST)

Headcanon: 

♡Headcoanon: Oberyn's finger kink... 🤤💦🤌

The Old Guard (movie)

One Shot: 

♡ Amira

♡ It hurts like hell    

[machiavellli]

Main masterlist🕊️

MDNI❕

Slytherin boys 🎀

Slytherin boys as Taylor Swift songs

Theodore Nott 🎀

Theodore Nott Headcanons I

Theodore Nott Headcanons II (spicy) MDNI

Possessive!Theo blurb

Gifs of Lorenzo Zurzolo for Gucci

Gifs of Lorenzo Zurzolo from the music video "sotto"

Lorenzo Berkshire 🎀

Lorenzo Berkshire Headcanons

Gifs from Enola Holmes 2 (2022)

Mattheo Riddle 🎀

Mattheo and Draco growing up as brothers

Mattheo Riddle icon&wallpaper |

Mattheo Riddle icon Il

If the slytherins had socials 🎀

Part I

Part Il

Part Ill

Part IV

Part V

Part VI

Part VII

Part VIII

Part IX

Part X

Part XI

Part XII

Part XIII

Part XIV

Part XV

Part XVI

Alignment charts memes 🎀

Slytherins group l

Slytherins group Il

Slytherins group Ill

Slytherins group IV

Random memes 🎀

Tom riddle I

Mattheo riddle I

Enzo&Theo l

Lorenzo Zurzolo as a priest

Lorenzo Zurzolo as a priest full video

Lorenzo Zurzolo cowboy

Lorenzo's master in cuntology

Lorenzo Zurzolo passenger princess

Lorenzo Zurzolo is the dead stare master

Slytherin boys gm

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I. valk x Depressed!Reader

II. Subspace x VideoGame Traveler!Reader

III. SUBSPACE WITH A SIMP READER.. PAPARAZZI STYLE

IV. Zuka x Ex Phighter!Reader

V. Scythe x Carnivore!Reader

VI. Valk cuddles

VII. Protective Cashier + bullied child!Reader

VIII. Vinestaff x masc!reader hcs

IX. Griefer x reader who came looking for him

X. Phighting chars vs phighting beans

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XI. Cruel King x reader giving him hot tea oneshot

XII. Zuka x reader

XIII. Cruel King x loyal knight!reader

XIV. Rocket x reader

XV. Rebel dating headcanons

XVI. Griefer x reader who came back with a Ghostwalker

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[eggluverz]

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DAN HENG

i. operation: dog food

modern au. in which you are trying to save a stray dog and dan heng sees you lurking around front of his door.

ii. the interns

modern au. in which you view your internship as a competition and dan heng is simply attracted to all your hard work and determination.

iii. hot and cold

roommate au. in which dan heng runs hot and blasts the air conditioner to keep cool, and you feel like you’re living in the arctic.

iv. starry night bakery

bakery au. in which the cute baker down the street catches your eye and you decide to become a regular to keep seeing him.

v. blind dates & hidden feelings

march 7th sets you up on a blind date with gepard and dan heng finds himself feeling jealous when he sees the two of you on a date together.

vi. we really were timeless

dan heng does not want to remember his previous reincarnation, but there is one part he doesn't want to let go of forever— you.

vii. like me better?

you want to braid dan heng's hair and he wonders if you like him better in this form.

viii. something shiny this way comes

dan heng wants to face part of his past by walking around xianzhou luofu with you, but he freaks out when he notices you are no longer by his side.

ix. after all this time

you were the great imbibitor lunae's disciple. he trusted you with his life and you with his. but when the time came, you weren't able to save him. what happens when you run into his reincarnation years down the line?

x. no time to waste

school au. dan heng's a workaholic, you're the only one who can get him to look away from his work, and jing yuan thinks the two of you just need to get together.

xi. should've been there

you and dan heng are exploring the xianzhou luofu and you get surrounded by a group of assassins who want to hurt you to get to dan heng. you decide to teach them not to mess with your partner. 

xii. stars fading but i linger on, dear

dan heng has been having dreams about you. they started off good—like a fairytale even. but soon he’s been getting the feeling something is wrong. you’re trapped and alone and can’t escape. dan heng wonders if his dreams are telling him something. and if they are…what is there for him to do?

xiii. dragons and daffodils

you impulsively walk into a tattoo shop, see a gorgeous man with blue eyes and a dragon tattoo along his arm, and immediately decide you need to get a tattoo from him now. 

xiv. light in the darkness

dan heng has an extreme fear of the dark and the astral express experiences a power outage. thankfully, you are there to help him through this.

xv. gifts from the heart

dan heng sees a plushie of him at a vendor booth at belobog. he doesn’t understand that craze of “cute” things himself but perhaps you will like the gift.

BLADE

i. not a weirdo stalker [smau]

modern au. in which you are a college student trying to vibe and blade thinks you are crazy obsessed with him.

ii. everything i need

idol au. in which you’re feeling down about not seeing your boyfriend in a few months and blade takes time out of his busy tour schedule to surprise you.

JING YUAN

i. taste of the universe

in which jing yuan occasionally gets tired of being general and you are there to cheer him up.

ii. lady fu’s matchmaking service

fu xuan thinks the lonely general needs to go on a date, and you are just the person she wants to set him up with.

iii. the general needs a break… and a mooncake

the general is drowning in work, and the mid-autumn festival is the perfect excuse to take a break.

DAN FENG

i. a stare worth a thousand words

you and dan feng were just friends. close comrades who challenged each other. but you were starting to suspect that just friends don't stare at each other like this...

HEADCANONS

❀ dan heng x f!reader college au

❀ halloween with dan heng, jing yuan, and blade

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