#xcept I don't send it through Instagram bc I don't have that but I feel Eddie would be More Normal ™ than me lol

[transvampireboyfriend]

modern/social media au where Steve is all about instagram and twitter and tiktok and whatever else is mainstream and Eddie is just. Not a Social Media Person ™.

Maybe they meet at a cafe or a party and Steve is immediately head over heels. They follow each other on Instagram and Eddie just likes, like, everything Steve shares some weeks and some others he just doesn't like anything, it drives Steve up the wall.

Eddie comments whatever he thinks on many of Steve's stories and Steve is excited until he realizes Eddie basically does that with everyone. He tries to get Robin's opinion and gets an unhelpful "i think he's just weird".

Eddie DMs him Tumblr posts that Steve does not understand. Eddie's also way too liberal with emojis, Steve does not understand what 🪸🥟🗿🫶🏽 is supposed to mean.

Meanwhile everytime Eddie comments and likes in The Wrong Way™ on Steve's page, you can hear Nancy screaming from her room like "DUDE! HE'LL NEVER DATE YOU LIKE THIS" to wherever Eddie is. Eddie just shrugs, Steve just said yes to lunch with him tomorrow so, whatever.