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quitethepirategal · 5 years ago

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Actually Imma just list my Favorite Plots and AUs

( all of this is stolen lmao ( except for 4, 18, 20, and 25 ))

fake dating/engagement.

A, a historian, finds something odd in their records. the same face, accompanied with variations of the same name, keeps emerging in paintings, drawings, woodcarvings and documents, from a span of several centuries. it looks suspiciously like B, their assistant.

we’ve been sitting in this airport next too each other and despite being total strangers we started just idly chatting. but by the time we really began talking, something horrible and tragic unfolded ( natural disaster/airport was attacked/we boarded the plane, took off, and then crashed etc. ) how the hell are we gonna survive this? please stay close i feel safe with you...

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out. hours and many bad decisions later last night was a haze for both of us and somehow we woke up hungover in a bed that isn’t either of ours and also neither of us recognize this apartment we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops on us.

we both decided to take a ( yoga/fencing/cooking/etc ) class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other.

we take the same elevator every day and one day it gets stuck.

you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married.

A, a villain, gets injured and loses their memory and the hero, B, finds them and takes them with them and takes care of them and A gets their memory back after like a week but doesn’t want to say anything because B is being so nice to them and nobody has been that nice to them in so long and they don’t want it to end and they’re maybe getting fond of B but don’t tell anyone shhh. but eventually something happens and B is in trouble and they’re trying to get A to run away because they still think they’re an amnesiac with no idea how to defend themself and they’ve grown to like them and don’t want them to get hurt but A just pushes past them toward whatever is trying to hurt B and just fuckin goes guns blazing and destroys them.

sexy, tension packed sparing.

A is the most eligible bachelor in the county. A, intentionally or not, insulted B, leading B to loudly announce that they would rather not marry at all than to marry A. with their pride wounded, A is determined to court B to make them change their mind, with intention of then casting B aside. only, no one has ever really challenged A before, and they can’t help being intrigued by B.

i’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if i have to shove it down your throat.

i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant or knight and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways.

teach me to kiss/fuck.

A is having plumbing troubles in their new house and B says they can fix it: except they can’t, they just wanted to spend more time with the cute neighbor. ( bonus if A has to spend the night at B place because of it ).

A is a royal who runs away because of an arranged marriage, befriends a gang of outlaws, falls in love with one of them, B, only to find out B is actually the other royal A was supposed to marry, who also ran away.

i’m in a ( punk/ska/retroelecto/etc. ) band and you’re in an orchestra.

A is a dragon billionaire who holds contests and wagers constantly to see who can steal the most money from them without getting caught. if you succeed you get to keep what you steal. B comes in with the intent to steal their heart.

A is secretly not human ( vampire/werewolf/faerie/merfolk/alien/etc. ) and B is secretly an ( etc. ) hunter and neither are aware of the other’s secret despite the fact they have been together ( dating/courting/engaged/married/coworkers/etc. ) for a few weeks now.

I’m curious, you’re questioning, we can do gay shit in secret????

A isnt human but looks human, never been to the human world. B stumbles upon them somehow, and ends up showing A around ( B can know A isnt human or A can keep it a secret. either works )

rival teachers

rival artists

rival thieves

...rivals.

you’re a sex worker, i’m a customer. we had a few sessions now and then about five years ago but eventually we stopped seeing each other and I haven’t heard from you since... until this morning, in which I ran into you at this obscure place I like and aw! you have a five year old kid now! congrats! they kinda look like you but they look a lot more like- wait a minute.

#x; YA FOUND WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED { wishlist }#and with that #i go sleep #...at 4:45 in the morning qwq

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