#x: I'm rage and ruin before you and without (lenny and khan.)

[paramounticebound]

Khan and Lenny for the ship that shouldn't be

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you… || @blakhol I CANNOT BELIEVE..... || not accepting.

who hogs the duvet: LENNY

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Neither. They’re both assholes.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Khan, even if his “creativity” is a little… off.

who gets up first in the morning: I don’t think either of them sleep much, but Khan is an early riser.

who suggests new things in bed: Hmm, Khan? I feel like I may have written a drabble about knives and blood, so there’s that.

who cries at movies: Khan and Lenny watching the Gone With the Wind and crying because they hate it?

who gives unprompted massages: I want to say Lenny, but it might be so she can stab him lmao.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: I’m imagining a scenario where they just make one another miserable. That being said, Khan does have this weird complex, and he would probably care for her– to an extent.

who gets jealous easiest: Khan doesn’t show it, but he is prone to envy.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: The answer to this is KHAN, ALWAYS KHAN.

who collects something unusual: Lenny, probably.

who takes the longest to get ready: Neither, probably, but I’m going to say Khan. It’s the hair.

who is the most tidy and organised: Khan, though I don’t think Lenny is terribly unorganized.

who gets most excited about the holidays: Neither. It might be a contest about who is the most apathetic, though.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: I want to say Lenny is the big spoon even though Khan is like “nope” because stabbies.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: LENNY ALWAYS WINS MARIO KART AND KHAN HATES IT

who starts the most arguments: I don’t think there’s a lot of arguing, just sarcasm and sass.

who suggests that they buy a pet: ..... Khan. 

what couple traditions they have: M-murder sprees??? Binge watching Fear Factor?

what tv shows they watch together: See above lmao.

what other couple they hang out with: None, because they don’t have friends. :(

how they spend time together as a couple: Either annoying the piss out of one another, having strange conversations, walking, letting the VOICE do it’s thing, etc.

who made the first move: Khan. Yep.

who brings flowers home: Hm. Khan. Will Lenny care? Will she like them? Will she burn them? Hmm.

who is the best cook: KHAAAAAN!