#wynne asks ellas how old she is and ellas is like i'm 22!!! :) and wynne is like maker take the wheel................. we're doomed

[dracaeons]

ellas's dao party is so fucking funny, like yeah no wonder wynne starts acting like a grandmother at 40. other than sten (depressed, qunari, eventually carrying around both kitten(s) and cookies), oghren (drunk, deadbeat, bigot, started following them around and won't leave), and shale (bird-hating sentient rock), she's stuck with functionally a dorm full of traumatized and/or undersocialized and/or sleep-deprived and/or horny twenty-somethings. sure she was in charge of the apprentices at the circle but nothing prepared her for the lethal combination of those 5 people (ellas, zevran, alistair, leliana, morrigan) all in one place. what else is she supposed to do.