#wwx like WAIT THAT'S NO FAIR BECAUSE THAT RULE ONLY APPLIES TO ME!!! since you're unfuckable and no one would ever marry you ๐๐๐๐๐
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Can you imagine how annoying it is for Wei Wuxian, strongest cultivator of his time (when using modao and/or guidao), to hear people say that cringe Jiang Cheng killed him?
#pallas.rtf#mdzs#i imagine he eventually goes to lotus pier and demands!!!!! a rematch. IN public. i'll kill myself in front of you again and then you'll CRY#and everyone will see you're a BIG LOSER CRYBABY WHO COULD NEVER KILL ME IF I DIDN'T WANT TO DIE!!!#and jiang cheng. who was raised with this energy. is just like you'll only kill yourself if i don't kill or incapacitate you first#rules: no one who wants to have sex with you can interfere.#wwx like ohoho so i can still have wen ning huh ๐#and jc just looks at him for a long time and then says. No.#wwx like WAIT THAT'S NO FAIR BECAUSE THAT RULE ONLY APPLIES TO ME!!! since you're unfuckable and no one would ever marry you ๐๐๐๐๐#at which point they give up the formal fight and just wrestle each other into the lake and try to drown each other#just like old times ๐ฅฐ
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OP, how can you leave this in the tags!!
#i imagine he eventually goes to lotus pier and demands!!!!! a rematch. IN public. i'll kill myself in front of you again and then you'll CRY #and everyone will see you're a BIG LOSER CRYBABY WHO COULD NEVER KILL ME IF I DIDN'T WANT TO DIE!!! #and jiang cheng. who was raised with this energy. is just like you'll only kill yourself if i don't kill or incapacitate you first #rules: no one who wants to have sex with you can interfere. #wwx like ohoho so i can still have wen ning huh ๐ #and jc just looks at him for a long time and then says. No. #wwx like WAIT THAT'S NO FAIR BECAUSE THAT RULE ONLY APPLIES TO ME!!! since you're unfuckable and no one would ever marry you ๐๐๐๐๐ #at which point they give up the formal fight and just wrestle each other into the lake and try to drown each other #just like old times ๐ฅฐ
Can you imagine how annoying it is for Wei Wuxian, strongest cultivator of his time (when using modao and/or guidao), to hear people say that cringe Jiang Cheng killed him?
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