#wwx can and will assure his husband that he doesn't ACTUALLY wanna get with anyone in 3zun (that clusterfuck??? absolutely not)
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tumblr isn't letting me answer your amazing comment on my post about wwx's obvious crush on jgy and the rest of 3zun in the novel, so i have no choice but to send it to you here as an ask: i am now envisioning lwj busting open the get-along crypt post-canon to fight two extremely confused fierce corpses in a fit of jealous pique.
lxc, torn between shock and horror "wangji no!!"
lwj, with determination "wangji yes >:C"
HELP 💀
As I typed it I was like "oh god what if he has an embarassing wet dream about it and lwj finds out via incense burner"
Lwj waking up in a cold sweat: I have to go
The poor lan disciple who just watched hanguang-jun storm out of his house in his pyjamas: what??
Lwj: I have to kill 2 corpses
Disciple: isn't a corpse already dea-
Lwj: Not dead enough
#asks#mdzs#lan wangji#wwx can and will assure his husband that he doesn't ACTUALLY wanna get with anyone in 3zun (that clusterfuck??? absolutely not)#he likes vore too that doesn't mean he actually wants to get eaten by a snake!#and lwj understands the logic of that but he is still gonna bust this crypt open and make minced fierce corpse meat
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wangji. wangji no one else wants to fuck wei wuxian. he is way too obnoxious.
tumblr isn't letting me answer your amazing comment on my post about wwx's obvious crush on jgy and the rest of 3zun in the novel, so i have no choice but to send it to you here as an ask: i am now envisioning lwj busting open the get-along crypt post-canon to fight two extremely confused fierce corpses in a fit of jealous pique.
lxc, torn between shock and horror "wangji no!!"
lwj, with determination "wangji yes >:C"
HELP 💀
As I typed it I was like "oh god what if he has an embarassing wet dream about it and lwj finds out via incense burner"
Lwj waking up in a cold sweat: I have to go
The poor lan disciple who just watched hanguang-jun storm out of his house in his pyjamas: what??
Lwj: I have to kill 2 corpses
Disciple: isn't a corpse already dea-
Lwj: Not dead enough
#mdzs#lmfao#wangxian#also ->#wwx can and will assure his husband that he doesn't actually wanna get with anyone in 3zun (dear gods what a clusterfuck they are)#he likes vore too that doesn't mean he actually wants to get eaten by a snake!#and lwj understands the logic of that but he is still gonna bust this crypt open and make minced fierce corpse meat#<- howling
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