#wtf now that beelzebub's pretty she's no longer the enemy to protagonists but their relationship softens most times
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I had another Good Omens fanfiction dream this morning.
Basically, Crowley was due to give birth. You might ask, Pestilence, what's with you and Crowley being pregnant?.. The answer is, I don't know, and neither does my therapist.
So, Crowley's due to give birth, he's scared and in pain. Beelzebub shows up, along with a few other demons (I guess I'll look through the Key of Solomon, I remember a few have to do with healing). She told him they'll support him. I have a feeling, the dream adhered to my idea that Crowley and Beelzebub are siblings (in spite Beelzebub looking like she does in S2, so Indian).
Crowley had to change to his snake form, because while his human form was male (so he couldn't give birth without surgery, which was too dangerous), his snake form was female. The demons put him in a whelping box (genius idea). Crowley gave birth to either 4 or 6 baby snakes (apparently, they're called snakelets). It was a live birth, which, fun fact, some snakes do give (i think boa constrictors, and snake Crowley kind of looks like one, aside from the colouring). The baby snakes then morphed to human form. I don't think Crowley nearly died, but he lost a lot of blood, and got extremely exhausted. No, it probably wasn't realistic to how snakes actually give birth.
(They were far larger, though)
Oh, and at some point, Aziraphale found out, but someone (possibly Beelzebub) forbade him from coming, because an angel's presence would distress the babies, and they wouldn't take human form. They could also die.
No, I don't think Aziraphale was the "father". The babies were demons, while, according to my headcanons, when an angel procreates with a demon, the baby's an angel, as it's the original form (though, they do retain some demonic features). Maybe, Crowley mated with an actual snake, or something... It would be very Greek and Norse god of him, but what the Heaven, dude... I guess, Beelzebub could act as the litter's she-father, once the two had reconciled. Which, is a word I use for maternal figures who, traditionally, would be considered more paternal. You know, kind of emotionally detached, more provider than carer, often absent, that sort of deal.
This is incoherent, but I only remember fragments. I guess, I will put it down in my notes for the future. I already did. (I'm kind of tempted to write the birth scene, I like writing birth scenes, they're brutal).
Don't you just have a love/hate relationship with when you are already swamped with WIPs, but the Fanfiction Gods send you another vision?..
Also, don't you just hate it when you give birth to a litter of snakelets, with the help of your coworkers, and your estranged sister.
What the Hell do you even name that many damn whelps...
#yes it's not the first mentioned the previous one but just in passing that it's very heavy... it's also crossover w legion#this is unhinged i am unhinged#diary pages#dream journal#idea archive#i'm making notes#good omens#good omens fandom#good omens fanfiction#crowley#snake crowley#good omens crowley#good omens beelzebub#good omens aziraphale#i'm just... adding as many tags as i can so i find this when i need it#i can't remember if idea archive was my tag for this#story ideas#pregnant!crowley#i learned some information about snakes#beelzebub is always female in my works and always looks like shelley bc she's pretty#crowley ending up w she-fathers for his/her children is becoming a trope#first michael then... his sister i guess this is kind fo the crowley x beelzebub inc*est au#not the crimson peak one tho#seriously who in the hell is the snakelet daddy for once as isn't the accidental deadbeat#crowley did you go all loki my dude were you creeping on animals like some greek gods#i think beelzebub asked him whom he mated but i don't remember the answer#wtf now that beelzebub's pretty she's no longer the enemy to protagonists but their relationship softens most times#having 4-6 children now that's an actual nightmare#i have fankid names for crowley's kids but they aren't this damn litter#just name them after heathen gods or musicians or something
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