#wow lol these emojis don't transfer huh

[enthuzimuzzywrites]

If ya lookin for that hot action I got just the thing... 😏

0:15 😋 muscly men, eh?

0:47 that nice serene goat moment 🐐🙏

0:55 “Mounting m-men” glances at hubby 👬

1:24 “That’s you on a big...” gets distracted by Dan gyrating “...block of cheese”?? literally wtf lester 🧀

1:41 AWW THE HEAD TILT I LOVE

2:17 Dan out here giving us the truth with male beauty standards we love a knowledge boi

2:21 Oh, Philly, we know you already look like that in every place. Or at least dan certainly does... 💦 (AND THE SOFT “think before you speak!” MY HEART)

3:34 Oh god wtf kind of avatar shit you lookin up dan? 😶

3:48 DAN’S CUTE LITTLE NOISES ALWAYS KILL ME AAAAAH

4:00 DAN WE GET IT YOU LIKE DICK LETS MOVE ON

4:05 🍑😏😋

4:23 dan has ruined my brain with his furry propaganda 🐐🍑🐻

5:05 Dan yelling Phil’s name is my kink 🙏😉

6:25 They can’t help but cheer each other onnnn (I’m not crying you’re crying 😭)

6:36 HES LIKE WHAT ON WHERE???? 😶

6:54 “I wasn’t gonna say ‘penis’” 😐 umm Phil?

7:00 AAAAAAH 😘👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🍆😉

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

7:24 ur wut phil?? UR WUT??

7:30 I AM HERE TO TAKE NAMES AND GRAB ASSES (aren’t you always dan?)

8:21 dan bb you always were... 😈

8:47 DO NOT WATCH WITH VOLUME UP ☠️🍆

9:31 When can I find this lil ditty on iTunes? Also,,,, wut 😳

10:26 HAPPY PHIL ARM PATS AWWWW 💕

11:03 NOT WITH YOUR FACE DOING WHAT?????????

11:15 did that “get the board dan” sound... different to anyone else?

Just. Phil’s laugh. 💕🤤😋

Talkin bout the d: 1:41, 1:56, 2:07, 2:21, 2:52, 3:17, 4:00, THE ENTIRE FLIPPETY FLOPPING VIDEO

[caphayzardous]

paid rent today n I'll have to get more transferred from the like, back up account if I don't hm get a job uh.. within the next two weeks. This week of job trials will afford almost half my rent actually but theres only [cry emoji, Nice,] $69 left in my self-made savings.,, pretty sad to have undone 19 months of work savings, of course great to have been able to save up anything and then live off it for the last two months, but, wow that's just gone huh, square one hahah, my electricity bill is $69 [cry emoji, Nice x2] due in 5 days lol, so. I have about a hundred in cash from another recent paid job trial so that's... March? For me? so yeah actually even if I do get a job this month it depends what pay schedule they operate off, unlikely to get enough before the 4th of April (next rent). And I'll probably have to transfer money over... to live... because I can budget food easy enough, but the job trials this week will burn through petrol, ahh. ahh. I didn't want to transfer over from the back up account bc then my mum will Know the money situation has... Gotten. Haha. Anyway. Yeah. Really hope I get this gardening thing. Or the barista one. Mostly the gardening. But yeah. Ugh. and April's so near now. I'll uh announce the discontinuation of my lease either way I guess, to a) look for a new place, if I get either job, a place nearer to them (and hope I can get it with like 1 apprentice payslip or less to my name hahah??), or b) if no job then move home?? Awful. Either way unlikely I can stay here which is like it's own kind of sad dont get me wrong I literally hate that this place has no flyscreen on the windows and no reception and other more minor downsides but I also. Fuckin love it here. It's home. Haha. Ah well. We'll see. Things are coming up, but still unlikely to all come together on time.