#worship orgies rum

[the-purity-pen]

Can I have three shots of Rum, Vodka and Tequila mixed with Tonic Water?

THE PURITY PEN'S 1.5K CELEBRATION

Rum: Billy Russo Vodka: The Darkling Tequila: Logan Delos Tonic Water: Fuck, Marry, Bestie

you literally had to choose the three most toxic characters he plays 🤣

I suppose my reasonings would be:

Fuck: Logan

the man has an orgy in literally the show itself. that man knows how to FUCK and have fun with it. so let's go.

Marry: The Darkling

okay like. but the way he LOVES?! he's got a dark side, obviously, but this man, when he's smitten, he's ALL IN. and that. that is a man who would worship the ground i walk on.

Bestie: Billy Russo

okay. listen. yes i intended this to be a fwb situation. there's no doubt there. but having someone as cunning and intelligent and brutal be your bestie? your protector? no brainer.

[reginaldqueribundus]

I’m watching Cats (2019), help me

PREVIOUSLY ON SAM WATCHES CATS

so yeah when we left off we were watching Jennyanydots, who has created a dictatorship / cult of mice and cockroaches who dance to her every whim while worshiping her as a saviour

SHE JUST ATE ONE OF THE COCKROACHES REPEAT JENNYANYDOTS JUST ATE ONE OF THE DANCING COCKROACHES

She rules over these vermin like a vengeful and capricious goddess, willing to snatch their life away at any moment. At least the Old Testament God usually had some bullshit reason for ending your whole shit. like he made a bet with Satan or you looked at a goat wrong or whatever. This is some Greek Pantheon level shit. Even if you dance for Jennyanydots, she will eat you just because she can

I can’t believe “dancing cockroaches” is a phrase I have now used multiple times in one day. This movie has broken me

she just unzipped her fur and let me tell you I have never been more terrified of what was about to come next. It was exactly like that scene in The Emperor’s New Groove where Yzma pulls up her dress. No thank you, dread lord Fhth’theyöth, I am not ready to see what lies writhing beneath Jennyanydots’s fake flesh. The very sight would splinter my fragile mortal psyche into a thousand shards of madness.

oh thank god it was just a dress. she peeled off her fur to reveal a dress she was wearing underneath, over her fur.

which is so fucking weird when you think about it. Imagine if I went around wearing a morphsuit printed with an image of my nude body overtop of my clothes all the time. No, don’t imagine that, that’s horrifying. But that’s basically what Jennyanydots is doing.

The roaches are dancing on a cake. That is not very sanitary, Jennyanydots. I certainly hope you aren’t going to serve that cake to your guests. Though they’re not so much “guests” as they are “home invaders spying on her dance rehearsal”

Is it all one word, the way I’ve been typing it? Or is her full legal name Jenny Any Dots? Does her birth certificate say DOTS, JENNY A. on it? haha o foolish me. Jennyanydots was not born. She has always existed, before time and the universe.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Jennyanydots R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Jason Derulo cat just appeared on Jenny’s fireplace eating a giant chicken leg and telling her her act is old fashioned. Are we about to get some autotune up in this bitch?? Boy I hope so. I never thought I’d say this but save me Jason Derulo.

He just ripped his coat open and thrust his hips and I think it made me more straight somehow

Apparently he’s this movie’s version of Rum Tum Tugger. I’m sorry to say this but Jason Derulo is far too cishet for this role.

While he sings about what a fickle bitch he is the movie keeps awkwardly cutting back to Jennyanydots making lame jokes

R.T.T. sings into Victoria’s foot like it’s a microphone. He looks like he’s seconds away from sucking her toes. Rebel Wilson screams “STOP MILKING IT.” I am 100% not making any of this up.

now the cats are having a milk orgy, which is another phrase I hope I never have to type again. wtf is this bacchanalian shit

Rum Tum Tugger says “Nah, no more milk” and runs out of the milk orgy. Then a half second later he screams “MIIIILLLK” and runs back inside. Idk if that was in the original but it’s a bit over the top. It makes the whole thing feel less “typical indecisive cat” more “legit mental illness”

also my friends are with me on the casting for this one

anyway the Tugger (god) ran outside, saw another cat, hissed in her face and ran away. That cat is now singing instead so I’m going to split this into another post

[more]

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Reach, Craft, Rum

Anyway, I have to find them all now.

Win, Wine, Treachery, Reach, Each, Ache, Her, Rye Char, Charity, Tyre, Rev, Revenge, Even, Gem, Mad, Madness, Sex Alcohol, Sue, Wisdom Chap, Happiness, Pin, Pine, Pines, Naked, Nakedness Frenzy, Black, Lack, Blackmail, Mail, Ail Sorcery, Devil, Evil, Devilry Black, Lack, Magic, Icon, Con, Contempt, Temp, Tempt Escape, Scape, Cap, Cape, Ape, Pew, Wit, Witch, Itch, Witchcraft, Craft, Raft, Aft Kin, Kink, Ink, Mar, Marijuana, Rule Mer, Merriment, Rim, Rime, Men, Mischief, Chief Gossip, Sip, Arson, Son Yam, Man, Nip, Manipulation, Ion, Money Cynic, Cynicism, Sub, Subversion, Version, Ion Spirit, Worship, Ship, Hip, Par, Part, Art, Parties, Ties Love, Par, Part, Art, Partner, Partners, Partnership, Ship, Hip, Hon Kin, Intro, Introversion, Trove, Rover, Over, Version, Ion, Cleve, Clever, Lever, Eve, Ever, Cleverness Fun, Bad, Rev, Revolution, Evolution, Ion Class, Lass, Ass, War, Warfare, Far, Fare, Are, Zing Rev, Revel, Eve, Revelry, Heat, Eat, Heath, Heathen, Then, Hen, God, Gods Rum, Friend, End, Friends, Ends, Friendship, Ship, Hip, Org, Orgies Poet, Poetry, Try, Ritual, Rituals Pat, Path, Pathology, Log, Mead Gas, Gaslighting, Slight, Light, Slighting, Lighting, Tin, Bin Due, Duel, Dueling, Gin, Ion May, Mayhem, Hem, Com, Comp, Compass, Pass, Ass, Compassion, Passion, Ion

Sit, Gay, Kea, Bake, Fair, Air, Met, Mit, Thin, Thine, Gas, Neo, Mote, Let, Sin, Leg, Hit, Bar, Asp, Tab, Rob, Vile, Sin, Nin, Sog, Nil, Gel, Sis

Rot, Toe, Son, Rug, Sea, Ran, Ken, Act, Ray, Rays, Son, Sons, Serf, Him, Roo, Wad, Glen, Lob, Saw, Tit, Nil, Sap, Ion, Cap, Ilk, Nit, Tut, Lib, Bit, Dog, Sin, Can, Say, Bet, Bets, Tee, Cry, Let, Has, Ass

Pot, Nor, See, Eel, Let, Cob, Cobs, See, Bun, Koi, Cut, Mew, War, Raw, Mist, Rot, Tad, Did, Pin, Bin, Bins, Sup, Raft, Aft, Led, Ant, Met, Tab, Rep, Pep, Meet, Fur, Sir, Nye, Yes, Brie, Men, Ache, Hear, Ear, Nob

Dam, Dame, Very Mod, Mods Nip Nerf Live, Lived Met, Cig, Gam, Vid Far Man, Ram Lip, Piss, Sog Pin, May Rev, Bus Trap, Rap, Row, Rip, Rips Trap, Rap, Rape, Ape Rev, Eve, Revel, Rev Min, Love, Lover, Over, Dab Raw Dog, Lever, Ever Grow, Row Tap Nib, Nit, Sag, Fen Nil Sap, Yam

Boat, Oat, Nor, Sag, Gin, Seat, Eat, Cig, Nay, Gel, Gels, Sir, Eon, Air, Orb, Bat, Hex, Tee, Mit, Nin, Leg, Sow, Sis

Hug, Die, Sly, God, Hare, Are, Tut, Tin, Ick, Tit, Ruse, Use, Was, and more backwards diagonally but my eyes won’t focus anymore. lol

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...