#without picking the ''YOU'RE FUGLY AS HELL AND I HATE YOU'' options right next to it
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americankimchi · 5 months ago
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owlcat games dialogue can be so funny bc the options will be like:
hey whats up
(flirty) i am enraptured by your beauty. the stars themselves pale in comparison to the glimmer of your eyes. your visage has struck me to my very soul, and my heart can only find true rest with your hand resting gently upon my chest. dearest [NAME], would you grant me the honor of a moment of your time,
(flirty) do u want 2 bone down NARSTY style ;)))))
I HATE YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS SO MUCH THE FACT THAT YOU AND I HAVE TO SHARE THE SAME AIR DISGUSTS ME TO MY VERY CORE
(question about the character's backstory)
(question about the character's backstory, but worded rudely)
(commander shepard voice) i should go.
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