#wish me luck i'm on the rez in the middle of a field and the sun's setting h e l p

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Random Facts I wrote in the truck because, haha, the hellish week isn't over just yet apparently

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Baldur likes Judas by Lady Gaga

Atreus Gets His Dad To Buy Random Shit at 3AM cause no one can sleep (Discount Cactus Jars. They only bought four of them. He grabbed a blue one for Calliope. "Because you were Cinderella and her dress is blue.")

Atreus dragged his dad back to the pet store to get Fenrir a pineapple dish to match Jörmungandr's and they ended up walking out with a pineapple bed for Jörmungandr since his bed was taken over by bigger pupper and a pirate shirt for Fenrir as well

Kratos is into pirates, surprisingly

Atreus got his dad to watch Descendants 2 because of the pirates

Kratos went into an impromptu myth lesson after Atreus brought up the whole Ariel is distantly related to Hercules (leaving out the fact that his half brother has that name because that one's an ass)

Aloy gave Magni the nickname Mango and now it's on all his sports gear for the school

Baldur laughs his ass off everytime he hears it (but never calls Magni that himself)

Magni can't be mad when people gift him mangoes and mango flavored things at events because he actually really likes them

Deimos owns a gym in Scotland

Aloy doesn't work during the school year because Rost wants her to focus on school work and her activities, but she does have a summer job (she works at an ice cream shop)