#will try to ignore they ever said that bellarke was dead. or they'll blame me for it like they blamed me

[sometimesrosy]

Anonymous said:It will be so funny when Clarke bangs a new new extra after Bellamy dies before the finale. LMAOOOO. I wonder what excuses you will use then :( Aww that random extra is her rebound she's trying to move on from Bellamy :(( LMAOOO. Pathetic pathetic pat he tic

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And will you find it so funny when Bellarke is endgame and all your little mean anons turn out to be not just incorrect, but also unnecessarily mean and nasty because you are, at heart, a bully?

I’m never sure why you people send these things to me. I will block you, I will beat your pathetic reasoning into banana mush because I do and always have used logic and canon evidence to back up my theories, because I am, at heart, a boring old english teacher doing what english teachers do and analyzing a text. 

There’s NOTHING pathetic about shipping something you love. There’s nothing pathetic about looking for that love story in the canon content. There’s nothing pathetic about enjoying a show and ship and being positive about it.

When this is all over, and we have an end time, now. 16 episodes away, when we get our answers. IS Bellarke the central relationship? No, we have that answer. They’re dual protagonists with Clarke as the star and JR has said that The 100 is and always has been about Clarke and her relationship with Bellamy. Maybe the question of whether Bellarke are soulmates. NOPE we have that answer, too. Will Bellarke be canon? Well that depends on what you think a canon love story is. Is it kissing or is it a 7 season story about how they fall in love and get together? You clearly think kissing and sex. So Clarke and Cillian or Bellamy and Bree and Roman is more canon than Bellarke, the central relationship of the show. This is an interpretation. You’re a nasty anon and I’m an ex english teacher who’s been writing sff novels since I was 15 and now ghostwrites romance novels professionally, so you of course think you are the authority and I am...

wait let me get it right....

Pathetic pathetic pat he tic

ok. ok sure. we should just ignore the STANDARD romantic trope of the love triangle. Or the jealousy trope (on both sides btw.) OR the true love’s fucking kiss bringing her back from the dead.

Okay. That’s fine. When this is all over, if Bellarke doesn’t have their kiss/confess/sex moment, if it’s not a “canon” ship in the ways fandom wants I will apologize for... I guess... being wrong. Although there is nothing wrong with being wrong. Just like I apologized about the cannibal thing. But y’all will get ONE apology and no more. I will not be dragged over the coals for doing nothing wrong but incorrectly guessing what the future is going to hold. 

I won’t make a prediction on whether Clarke, Bellamy and Bellarke are alive or dead though. I have ALWAYS said they might die at the end of the show. Always. My base theory is that this show is about unity, Clarke and Bellamy are the head and the heart and they must be TOGETHER in order to have victory. They are the symbolic representation of this rebirth of humanity, Maybe she needs to kill it and he needs to open the door to let it come back IDK, it’s kind of mythic. But I think that in order to have victory on this show, Bellarke needs to be Together. I think that will ultimately be romantic. 

HOWEVER, I don’t know if they’re getting a happy ending and I’m not saying they will. Because while I believe this show will end on a hopeful note and there will be hope for humanity and they will achieve their goals for humanity,

I don’t know if BELLARKE will get a happy ending.

A long time ago, JR said he knew the ending of the show, and he hadn’t decided yet if it would end with hope for our heroes, or hope for humanity but NOT for our heroes. Our heroes are, now I’m sure, Bellarke. So there is still a possibility that they sacrifice themselves for humanity.

And that could mean they die together... which would be a kind of romeo and juliet tragic ending, where they die, but are together in death.

OR it could mean that one of them dies and not the other, in which case one of them would have to live on without the other, which imo would be a straight up tragedy for the characters of Clarke and Bellamy. I would hate that but it’s possible. The game is lost if Bellamy is lost, because this is chess, and the king is the deciding factor. Might his capture be a major storyline? You bet it might. We’ve got a theory going right now that someone captures Bellamy in the anomaly and Clarke leads the jump team to rescue him. I AM HERE FOR THAT STORY.

I personally have also made the speculation that Clarke and Bellamy will die, or be lost in the anomaly, or sacrifice themselves to set up the anomaly expecting to never be seen again, but, because anomaly, will end up back on Earth, and set up a society that Marcus envisioned, leading to a bittersweet loss and victory happy ending much like we saw with Marper, who gave up life with their friends and family to live in peace and raise a child. But if this happens, then for a while we will think that Clarke and Bellamy are dead. It ain’t over until the final credits but it is 100% possible. 

So I won’t argue with them about one or both of them dying. It’s possible.

But I’m only pathetic in that i am slightly obsessive about my favorite show. And frankly, I’m not apologizing for that nor do I feel bad about it. Actually, I don’t find people’s love of stories to be pathetic. I love it. That’s why I became an english teacher, duh. SO I could share my love of fiction and poetry and literature and film etc. Geek? yes. Proudly. Pathetic? Nope. 

So fine. If I’m wrong and there’s no “canon” endgame. I will apologize for my error in speculating the wrong thing. Not that I need to apologize but I will.

BUT THAT MEANS THAT I EXPECT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BLORKE AND CLXA ANTIS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME AND EVERY OTHER BELLARKE FAN FOR CALLING US DELUSIONAL, CLOWNS, OR PATHETIC. 

tl:Dr. FINE. If i’m wrong, I’ll apologize. But if you’re wrong, you’d better take a CLOSE and HONEST look at yourself and admit that YOU were wrong and it wasn’t the other fans or JR baiting shit and it wasn’t an injustice and it wasn’t bad writing. IT WAS YOU. YOU WERE THE ASSHOLE.