#will keep you posted when i start watching cause i'm a hoe for gay on main fuckery

[hesterias]

your tags on my last Hannibal reblog sent me into orbit i was laughing so fucking hard. i’m so pleased to report that they are gay on main. they are canonically in love with each other and it’s like watching sexual tension so intense they have to eat people because of it. anyway i highly recommend the show it’s genuinely incredible

listen i saw this post on my feed once and was all like

scroll scroll

hol UP

what unhinged ass shit is this

and was immediately intrigued :)

^this how i feel every time i snoop ur hannibal tag ok look at what uve turned me into

[dakaneeee]

Kosovo headcanons please

The gay.......

1. As much as I like to joke about him being gay I'm actually not sure wether he is just full on homosexual, he might just be bisexual with a heavy preference for men. Like he'd see a man naked and start freaking out but if he saw a woman he'd be like "she sure is naked"

2. More Skinny, He's NOT a TWINK God forbid a man is slimmer, he's just average

3. I'm not sure in which time period the hand of God put him in, yes he was there during the medieval times yet I believe he should still be a bit younger than that, let's say very late medieval period he just kinda popped himself into existence

4. I think his relationships with the others are pretty clear, he hates almost everyone around him exception being Albania, but I wanna add a second exception which is Montenegro. Probably because he didn't expect the biggest Serbian nation to suddenly go ahead and recognise him, but silly him as he only later realized Šćepan does not agree with his government

5. Speaking of Šćepan if the economy gets bad enough he takes summer jobs in Montenegro, why not Albania is a question one will never get an answer to, but hey... Euros

6. He gets physically cold so easily, like actually so painfully cold blooded it's almost funny, it could be the slimmer build not really being made for rougher climates but it just means that he's like a cat that migrates to whatever the warmest spot of the house is

7. He does a lot of weed and atp might even be a dealer himself

8. He doesn't share without some monetary gain is what I'm trying to say, you've reached some kind of friend status when he stops asking for you to pay him

9. One time Vuk told him it might be time for a haircut and he made it his life's goal to NOT get that haircut

10. Muslim, who would've guessed, but I guess it's the same thing with Enis where he's a massively flawed believer, though at some point he might've been atheist as he realized with everything that happened there had to be no God

11. I say this with a sense of sarcasm but he's an incel. Not sure wether he'd violently hate women but he doesn't get laid with them that's for sure

12. Rots on discord VC with Srpska for hours on end while playing League of Legends and discussing who fucks who's mom the best

13. Friend or foe? God I don't know, an evil third option that comes from hating and rivaling with someone so bad you create a strange bond. They spend hours in Vuk's basement during his Slava to throw ornaments at each other just to then sit on the floor and eat butter kifle and russian salad while watching porn, they question if this might be a little gay and come to a mutual agreement that men and women look the same if you're enough beers in

14. He does the stupid loser teenager activities which is sneaking out at 3 in the morning to poke a dead body with a stick and then not being able to climb his way back in

15. He might be unsure of his sexuality, has some deeper inner homophobia but he's fully aware of what he's into and he cried about it once

16. Once he got away from Vuk he got a pet Qen sharri that he keeps inside and he doesn't care about the amount of hair getting on him

17. Does not know the difference between Ç and Q

18. Had a phase where he repeatedly killed snakes for some reason, it's very morally gray because they're evil but again who the fuck kills animals

19. He sells their venom to get more weed money

20. He knows his fisionomy ahhahahah heheheh wink wink wink wink wink

21. He never passed his driver's test, and at this rate he probably never will

22. He reeks of smoke and sweat

23. He has yet to kiss... A girl. Again enough beers in bros becomes hoes

24. He'd have a private account with no profile picture where the only thing posted being his thrift haul

25. He speaks pretty fast somewhat

26. He SNOWBOARDS and broke his back a few times

Pretty short cause I'm still exploring his character so idk much yet

27. He cooks in the sun it's almost concerning

28. LATE BLOOMER BTW LATE BLOOMER