#why wouldnt dust just keep the lighter on him!!! CMON he's mellowed out since his dusttale days!! the human is dead so now he can be lazier | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

triglycercule · 1 day ago

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imagining this very funny totally amusing bit where dust (despite having a lot of pockets) makes horror carry a lighter for him (only because he can't be bothered to remember to bring one on him all the time) and horror keeps it in his head

but horror's a dick so everytime dust wants to smoke and he needs a light horror's always like "whats the password :3" (he actually said the emoticon i was the quotation marks) and dust has to guess. because horror changes it every time. and its never something predictable. and then he either just totally gives up on that cig or he has to forcefully dig into horror's head to get the lighter because horror's being a PRICK

now dust is shoulder deep into horror's eyesocket while horror is clawing and screaming and killer's just standing there behind them watching this unfold with that fuckass smile on his face (he can't get this type of entertainment anywhere else)

#bonus: this means that horror could theoretically breathe fire #like the world's shittiest magician!!!! he would need a shitton of fuel tho to get a big flame #peak mtt interactions i believe. knowledge of canon is only to make more ridiculous scenarios realistic #killer worlds best bystander to dust and horror's bullshit. he sees something he says NOTHING #erm well technically! the eye goop would get in the way of his vision so he actually doesn't see anything either! alright wrap it up pal #i COULD make this into a comic but i simply have larger priorities rn i cant (tweaking out over hw still)#horror if you were just less of a bitch maybe you wouldnt be in this situation #but it's the matter of the principle he says. dust has to guess the password he says. well who's complaining when dust is in your skull huh #this too counts as horrordust beefing. because you'd think that horror would just give the lighter to dust #but unfortunately this was posted by me (triglycercule) and i will have no such thing as bear horror on this account #dust would wear cargo shorts he would wear a cargo vest he'd have a belt with pockets he'd have secret shoe pockets he IS a pocket #why wouldnt dust just keep the lighter on him!!! CMON he's mellowed out since his dusttale days!! the human is dead so now he can be lazier #not lazy enough that he can couch rot for 3 weeks straight (he needs to stay SOMEWHAT active (force of habit))#but lazy enough where if he has a living purse then he will use said purse for its pursing purpose #horror's head doesnt even have enough space for dust to fit his arm in wtf. improper use of eye socket ahh 😭😭#tricule rant #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au #THEYRE SO SILLY MTT MY SILLY GOOFS!!!! a rare moment where they beef but it has nothing to do with their lore/backstories

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