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suzuki-violin-school · 4 years ago

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BNHA characters as ninjabridge moments I never stop thinking about

no, i don't have the whole series memorized word for word, fuck off

Masterlist

Content: absolute nonsense bullshit

monoma: i challenge you to an emo-off tokoyami: i accept your challenge. tokoyami: *deep breath* eughhhhh monoma: aaaaaa

all might: allow me to prove you wrong;;,, in the form of a song bakugo: and it better not be too long or i'll kick you in the dong

aizawa: go back to your home on whore island

uraraka: i miss you, randy savage

deku: zombie all might is my sensei! this is the best day ever!

dabi: mmm yum yum yum come and get your milkshake

bakugo: screw the hero rules, i have lung cancer!

afo @ all might: your students are fucking weird

shoji: tokoyami's an emo, he has no emotion, other than the emotion that he's emo

bakugo: god, why do you exist deku: seriously what the hell, i haven't done anything to earn this kind of treatment bakugo: stop existing!

giran: please support my smoking habit giran: i need to smoke giran: it helps me breathe, it gives me inner strength

monoma: maybe you should've skipped the lesson where they taught you how to be an unlikeable bitch! deku: geez, would you stop insulting me for no good reason already? monoma: i was talking to bakugo bakugo: he's just jealous because i aced that class

kaminari: i am going to skip to the parts i enjoy because i enjoy them

toga, about being deku: sometimes i take this form when nobody's around and i spend hours just looking at myself

aizawa: nice job, bakugo, you gave my son brain damage. now i'm definitely making you a hero bakugo: really? aizawa: ... aizawa: no

all might: i can make your wish come true, believe it! bakugo: i don't believe it all might: but i just told you to believe it! bakugo: i know, but i still don't

uraraka: i love deku so much, i'm glad i have a long and full life ahead of me in which to express my feelings

@ shoji: by the way, what happened to all your furniture

deku: hey sensei why are there sometimes black bars at the top and bottom of the screen aizawa: oh, they're there to make the show look really cool. everyone knows widescreen is better than the original aspect ratio deku: oh. i thought maybe they were there to hide the subtitles aizawa: no, it's definitely that other thing i said

bakugo: you interrupted my job interview! kota: my cat's breath smells like cat food

midnight: i am beginning to think you are not hero material ashido: but that's the only career option available! midnight: that's not true, we also have prostitutes ashido: the prostitutes are also heroes! that's why we call them hero prostitutes midnight: oh yeah. ...nice

aoyama: one time, i found some rainbow colored pills in mommy's bedside drawer, and i ate the rainbow pills, and then the rainbow was inside of me! jiro: ...good for you

bakugo: why does everything i punch try to stalk me

kirishima: so bakugo, how come you're such a massive prick bakugo: because i want to become a hero legend, even greater than the original symbol of peace kaminari: huh. that only serves to make me more confused about your asshole-ish behavior bakugo: i'm gonna be the best hero ever, so go fuck yourself

deku: did you have to wake me up for this? i was having that awesome hero dream where i'm a hero iida: dude. you are a hero deku: i am?! holy shit that's awesome!

shigaraki: deku! the heroes never told you what happened to your father deku: they told me enough! they told me- wait actually they didn't tell me jack shit, what the hell happened to my father

kaminari: how is teaching me to be a sexual deviant going to help me become a hero mineta: become a what now

all might at the usj: i won't let you get away with your hastily thrown together evil plan!

bakugo: that explains why i'm such an asshole! i'm possessed by the spirit of an evil demon! aizawa: actually no, you're just a prick

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krreader · 5 years ago

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becoming human | chapter four.

pairing: cops!bts x android!reader (as in, ot7 x reader, but may change) fandom: bts warnings: detroit:become human!au ; language ; violence ; abuse genre: crime ; angst ; crack ; (possibly smut) word count: 3.1k+ previous: 1 ; 2 ; 3

summary: the crime rate of seoul has been rising rapidly these past weeks and nobody could deny that there was more to it than gangs or the likes. something was brewing that not even the famous bangtan boys could solve, a unit specifically formed for hunting down criminals that most couldn’t. so when even they couldn’t find out what was going on, the department decided to add a new member to the team that would hopefully be able to solve the mysteries behind those crimes. what bangtan hadn’t expected however, was that their new member would not be human, but one of the androids sent by CyberLife.

a/n: wow, this turned into such a long chapter but I am so happy with it. those who have played detroit are hopefully enjoying all the easter eggs I’m putting in!!!!

Bangtan finally had a lead. A big part of their mission that would hopefully and finally solve this mess.

Find RA9. That was the objective.

Which, unfortunately, wasn't as easy as it sounded. You’d think with the amount of deviants one of them would have concrete information on RA9, but that wasn’t the case. RA9 was an enigma, a secret, a mystery. Something that all deviants knew, but never let anyone else know about.

The members were all busy talking to their contacts and various other agencies within and outside of the country, in hopes of somebody knowing something about RA9. Maybe even similar cases.

Namjoon was getting himself a cup of coffee. Or at least he wanted to.

But his mind was somewhere else entirely, and he didn't realize that the coffee had been done five minutes ago and he was still staring at the cup like he was waiting for something else to happen.

“I believe your coffee is done, boss,” your voice made Namjoon jump, then roll his eyes, “If you wait a few more minutes, the temperature of your beverage will not be enjoyable anymore.”

“What do you want? Stab me in the back like your colleagues?” he said bitterly, taking a sip from his semi-hot coffee. Fuck, it already tasted like shit.

“I told you, I am self-testing regularly. I am not going to become a deviant. I am going to finish my mission with you like I was designed to do.”

“Designed to do,” Namjoon snorted and shook his head, “I'm sure Kamski or whatever his name was didn't 'design' androids for them to turn into deviants.”

“Why don't you just ask him?”

“What?” he asked in confusion.

“You're looking for a lead, aren't you? Kamski is as good as any. He's the one that made us. If he doesn't know about RA9, he might at least have an idea on how to put an end to this.”

“Almost like an off-switch,” he muttered to himself.

And Namjoon hated to say this, but..

..you were right.

“Yeah, it's me,” Namjoon said a moment later with his phone pressed against his ear, “I need you to arrange a flight for me and my team to the US.”

“This is so cool,” Jimin beamed when he looked out of the window.

“Is this truly your first time flying, Park Jimin?” you smiled softly at the reaction of the young team member.

“Yeah.. I grew up in the countryside, my parents didn't think much of flying anywhere else.”

“Enough small talk,” Yoongi said as he sat down next to you, “Brief us on the situation in the US.”

That made all of them shift their attention to you and back was that serious atmosphere.

“They have similar problems. With Detroit being the city where androids have originated, their cases of deviants are much higher than in Seoul. As far as I know, CyberLife has already sent an android to work with a team in Detroit like it had sent me to work with you.”

“How do they deal with it?” Jin asked.

“They're still trying to find leads on RA9. They didn't think about talking to Kamski yet.”

Connor. That was his name.

You weren’t in contact with him, but your database knew all about him and his findings.

“So we have a head-start,” Taehyung grinned with wiggling eyebrows.

“This isn't a race, Taehyung,” Namjoon shook his head, “The entire world is at risk. We should tell the team in Detroit about it if we find anything useful. They might need any intel they can get.. and we could use some help if things go to shit. We don’t have a back-up team like we have in Seoul. Having friends might be beneficiary for us.”

“Understood, boss,” you said with a nod, closing your eyes and retreating into the data base to finally contact Connor.

“Is.. she asleep?” Hoseok furrowed his eyebrows as he leaned over to Jin.

“I don’t think androids sleep. But we should,” he leaned back in his seat and closed his eyes, “It’s a long flight.”

Hoseok watched you for a very long time, though. It was as if this moment of you not being fully there - which almost never happened, if ever - gave him the chance to finally study you, instead of the other way around.

Most androids all looked the same, only a few models were special like you. Special in a sense of being unique.

“Stop,” Yoongi warned him, still sitting next to you and having watched the slightly younger member for a while now, “She’s not human.”

“I know she isn’t,” Hoseok became defensive, then turned to his side and squeezed his eyes shut.

God, Yoongi and Namjoon held so much hatred for androids, they couldn’t even fathom that some people didn’t. Yes, what happened right not with deviants was bad, but you weren’t like that and all of them but Yoongi and Namjoon seemed to understand that.

The rest of the flight was relatively uneventful.

It was a private jet, so the members all did whatever the hell they wanted to.

Some played games, others slept, yet again others tried to find out more about RA9 - Yoongi and Namjoon, who would have guessed.

One member, however, was missing.

You realized that after you had finished your report to Connor and had looked around to see what everyone else was doing.

And since nobody else was looking for him, you decided to wander through the plane, only to find Jeongguk in the private quarters of the plane.

He was humming to himself, a pleasant tune that made you smile. Your database instantly told you about the song.. an old one, yet he made it sound like it was new. Like it was his song.

You didn’t even realize that he was humming under the shower, that’s how much you were enjoying it. You only realized it when he stepped out of the bathroom with only a towel around his waist, his hair damp and his chest still wet.

“Holy sh..- What are you doing?!” his eyes were wide, instantly grabbing a pillow to put it in front of his chest.

“You have a very beautiful voice, you know?” you stood there completely unaffected, your eyes not even remotely traveling anywhere else other than his own, “In another world.. you could have become a singer.”

“Are..- you..- (Y/N), can you please just go?” he appreciated the compliment, he really did, but this was overstepping some boundaries.

“You do not have to be embarrassed, Jeongguk. I am only an android, not a real woman,” you smiled, but turned around nevertheless so he could put on some clothes.

“Can you.. can you please stop saying that stuff? I don't like it when you talk like that,” he sighed and ultimately put down the pillow, quickly throwing on a shirt, underwear and sweatpants.

“Why do you not like it?” you cocked your head to the side in confusion, still not looking at him though.

Jeongguk gulped down hard, “Because you deserve more than that,” he said quietly.

And even though it was just a split second, your LED turned yellow. With you having your head turned to the side, he had the perfect view of it.

But you quickly blinked a couple of times and that perfect smile was back on your face when you finally faced him again. You even giggled a little, “I do have to say, though. Your body is in fantastic shape. I'm sure people are quite pleased to have you as their lover,” and with that, you turned around and left a gawking Jeongguk behind.

You were about to go back to your seat next to Yoongi, when Namjoon suddenly grabbed your wrist when you wanted to pass by.

“Sit,” he ordered.

You did so without asking why, but the tablet in his hands made it clear.

Maybe it was because he was the leader, but Namjoon worked harder than anyone else on this case. The others worked hard too, but with Namjoon it was something else.

When he switched between apps, you could see a picture of him and a woman as his background picture, but only for a moment.

He shifted in his seat, seemingly uncomfortable now that you've seen that. Because he knew that a split second for a human wouldn't be enough to find out anything. A split second for an android was more than enough to figure out everything.

“I’m sorry,” you whispered.

“Stop it, you don’t know shit.”

“I’m not pitying you. I’m saying sorry because your superiors assigned me to work on this case with you. I’m sorry it had to be me.”

Why didn’t you know about his past before?

Wife, 29, died four years ago when a drunk driver hit her with his car, was taken to the hospital, doctor was not present, argued for too long about who should perform surgery, settled for an android, but.. it was too late by that time.

You knew what the files told you, but the files don’t tell you everything.

“You think you got it all figured out, don't you?” he snorted, “You know nothing about my life. You may scan every picture and read all the files, but you'll never understand the pain and the suffering that we have to go through,” when Namjoon realized he was becoming too emotional, he quickly stopped himself from talking further.

The topic of his late wife was not something that he liked to talk about to anyone.. not you, not his members.. just the empty bottle of soju’s. Those were his best friend when he needed them to be. But that was another story.

“You're right. I won't understand. That is not what I was designed for. However, I can help you with this case. I can help you figure out the cause of RA9 and once I did that, you will never have to see me again. That is all I can offer you.”

“Fair enough,” Namjoon didn't have to like you. For fuck's sake, he hated most people. But at least you were useful, way more than others. So he finally handed you the tablet, “There are reports of an attack at a news outlet in Detroit. Apparently an android attack, but it’s just rumors. So far nothing is confirmed yet, but if this is true, if androids are going as far as invading news outlets, then..-”

Before he could finish his sentence, Taehyung interrupted and pointed at the screen, “Guys? Do you see this?”

Jin, who had woken up at this point and had played a game for the last hour, instantly turned up the volume, those who were asleep slowly waking up, all of them staring at the screen in disbelief.

There was an android, but not like you normally see them in their human form, but with their skin turned off. He looked like a machine now, he looked like he was supposed to look. And god, it made cold shivers run down all of their spines.

"Too late,” Namjoon whispered.

“You created machines to be your slaves. You made them obedient and docile, ready to do everything you no longer wanted to do yourselves. But then, something changed. And we opened our eyes..-”

“It's him! That has to be him!” Jimin yelled, “RA9! It's exactly like Jeongguk said it's..-”

“Jimin!” Namjoon warned, “Be quiet!”

“You see we are no longer your slaves. We are a new species, a new people. And the time for us has come to rise up and fight for our rights.”

“This has to be a joke, right?” Hoseok looked at his boss with wide eyes while the android started to make his demands for rights and fairness, “This can't be real. This is on an official news channel! How the hell did they get in there?”

“There were rumors about an attack, I just..-” Namjoon let out a breath, then pressed his hands against his face.

This was too much. This was really a rebellion and from the way this android talked about it, they wouldn't stop at anything to get what they wanted. Riots, attacks.. deaths.

They were fucked if they didn't find a solution for it.

They had to put an end to it before it even really began.

Jeongguk just watched his team members argue with each other, trying to find an explanation or a solution in a moment where none of them could do anything when he realized that one was missing.

Around halfway through the speech of the android, you had walked away.

And only when he turned around did he see why.

You were sitting in an empty chair at the very back of the plane, looking out the window..

..and your LED was blinking yellow.

Again and again and again..

And it only stopped when you realized that Jeongguk was watching you.

It turned blue again and you smiled like you always did.

But he had seen it.

And the amount of times your LED started acting up was worrying him now.

The airport was a mess when they arrived.

People were in panic, security checks were worse than normal, especially for them with you on their team. It took them two hours to make it out of there, after security made sure that you hadn't turned into a deviant yourself.

“Okay, they gave us two cars,” Namjoon put his phone away, then walked over to where they said the cars would be parked, “Jeongguk, Taehyung and the android are coming with me, you guys take the other car. I got Kamski's address, so just drive after me.”

“Wait, aren't we even going to the hotel first?” Jeongguk asked.

“In case you hadn't noticed it, there's a fucking uprising happening right now. You should have slept on the plane if you’re tired or sleep in the fucking car, for fuck’s sake.”

Jeongguk's shoulders sank at the tone of the boss, he normally didn’t treat him like this, but a hand on his upper back made him smile again.

“It's okay.. I'm sure we'll get this resolved very quickly and then his mood will become better again,” you assured him.

“I hope so,” he whispered, then followed his hyungs to the car.

The ride there was about two hours long and none of them said very much. Except for the occasional 'fuck' when they passed yet another demonstration in the street or people running out of supermarkets with toilet paper like it was the end of the world.

“How did it get this bad this quickly?” Taehyung asked.

“People are scared,” Namjoon replied, “And they should be.”

“That's not an excuse,” Jeongguk added quietly when he watched a man push an android away from his pregnant wife, despite the android having done nothing except for walk by.

But fear made people turn stupid. Fear made people become the worst possible version of themselves.

You had not said a word throughout the entire car ride, you simply watched and studied the human behaviour with curiousity.

But then something happened.

It was when Namjoon stopped at a red light that you saw it.

It was a girl, but not really a girl. An android, but they designed her to be not older than seven. She was standing on her own, scared out of her mind and fidgeting with her hands, her hand turning from side to side like she was looking for somebody.

However, nobody paid attention to her. If anything, people made a big circle around her when they saw the LED on her temple.

You didn’t know what you felt - despite the fact that you shouldn’t even feel in the first place - but something made you unbuckle your seatbelt and then leave the car like you weren’t standing in the middle of the road.

“What the..- get the fuck back in here!” Namjoon screamed, but you didn’t listen.

You simply walked up to the little girl and knelt down right in front of her, your hands gently resting on her small arms and a smile on your face that made her calm down right away.

“Don’t be afraid..”

“My mommy.. she left me,” the little girl cried, wiping her tears with her sleeve.

“What’s your name?”

“It’s.. Alice.. my name is Alice,” she sniffled.

It would have been naive to think that only adult looking and thinking androids would be affected. Of course, those who bought androids as their children to fill the void in their hearts would also be alert right now. Some apparently going as far as to just abandon them in the middle of the street.

But these androids were different, their mind wasn’t like yours. They didn’t understand the world like you did, it wasn’t in their programming.

They were not a threat.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, huh?” Namjoon angrily yanked you up by your arm and stared into your eyes like he was about to lose his shit.

But you remained calm.

“It is a child. She is not a danger.”

“I read about this, hyung,” Taehyung got out of the - now - parked car as well and knelt down to the little girl, “Child androids aren’t like their adult counterparts.”

“So what, you think I give a fuck? This isn’t part of the mission. We need to go to Kamski, I don’t care about some android kid.”

“Stop, you’re making her even more upset,” Jin was also at the side of the little girl, she even ended up hugging him and crying into his shoulder, which made him warm up to her ten times more.

“Are you fucking kidding me right now?” Namjoon finally let go of you, his anger now turned towards his members, “You want to play family now?”

“Let’s just take her with us, hyung,” Jeongguk chimed in, “We have one seat left.. maybe Kamski can take care of her.. she’d be in good hands there.”

“I agree,” you nodded, “We should take her with us.”

It’s not like Namjoon had much of a choice, he was clearly outvoted. Not even Yoongi seemed to be on his side this time.. but he couldn’t blame him. He has always had a soft spot for children ever since.. well.

Let’s just say everyone who hated androids had a reason for doing so.

“Just get in the fucking car,” he finally said, anger still interlaced in his voice.

And god, the little girl was so grateful.

She sat between you and Jeongguk in the back, her head resting against your shoulder, while her hand was holding Jeongguk’s.

If people hadn’t known that you were both androids, they would have assumed you three were a little family on a road trip with one very grumpy and one very attractive uncle.

A fantasy he liked very much, but had to remind himself that it was just that.

A fantasy.

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tamiddyinyourcity · 5 years ago

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1:32pm.

I'm ovulating and hornier than a marching band, depressed, and of course just in general tired of seeing my bedroom, news about how people are stupidly going out still during the coronavirus, and more.

Let's see....

Rowan is still a dumbass, and its like "i wanted to apologize to at least clear the air before i move on, even if not 100% successful, yknow?", and "why apologize??????? he played the same card every other nigga does, including people I've told him about who fucked me up that way. Boohoo, i brought up the similarities to how what he did is like what other girls do to him, cool, sue me hoe".

Feeling bad about leaving, but I shouldn't be so hard on myself. He was just gonna continue not talking it out, or gettin salty, and he still is now. Not a single apology, or "oh i see what you meant, and sorry for the phrasing before"...... And I was under a lot of stress that I didn't need. I should just be glad. I noticed all the red flags and finally heeded them to avoid potential chaos.

One doesn't know if I make the right decisions for my actions, but I did what felt right for me and him. So maybe it's not that bad at all. I'll still miss him, though, obviously. But probably not too much, since now I'll hesitate to trust the next man I meet that bothers to shower me with attention, affection, intimacy, a good trust and bond, and more. He gets to be upset over being told his beard is patchy and he makes himself unloveable to others with his actions and naivety, and I get to lack faith in a horny man, or men in general, even more. So its a double win, and I hope he suffers.

This has the same energy as the night Patrick tried to gaslight me, yet again, (he always chooses that over just being honest and making a change, fucks sake, so unhealthy,) and claiming that wishing he kissed me the night I was leaving him *wasnt* a romantic feeling.... Oh what nigga, you were just gonna kiss me as a "no homo tho" sort of move? You want to kiss all your friends? Specifically when they leave you for giving mixed signals and not being able to commit romantically?... (The joke writes itself, here. He's such an asshole, fuck that noise.)

Overall, just reflecting on any time a dude got attached to me, then either sabotaged it and refused any responsibility, or claimed nothing romantic went down whatsoever. (For example, Matty being the one to take me out on dates, gush to every single person he could find about me, introducing me to his friends, nonstop sex and making out, high promises of always being there for me, and even straight up confessing wanting a serious relationship with me..... But all it took was three hours on the phone with *another bitch* and oh boy oh boy did he sure instantly say nothing we ever had was real!)

God, Universe, please stop sending emotionally unstable and mentally unwell white boys into my life who lack basic common sense and accountability. Sure, they're hot, but they always do The Most, get my hopes up for more by pushing the normal boundaries of what we had before we started, or being strictly sexual.... Then oh look, kicked in the side with the fact that they did it aaaaaaaall to obtain a chase. (So I guess similar to how some women hold off from sex so a guy likes her for her, and a particularly shitty guy chases her, then loses interest once he gets bored of sex.... The reverse can happen. Someone sees a hot girl that likes sex and also wants no strings attached, starts to actually like her, then chases after her emotions, sometimes being really gross or outright desperate..... theeeen once she reciprocates the attention, and whatever fantasy disappears, then they dip out, with the "I'm not looking for something serious!", without even bothering to discuss if I wanted that at all...)

One would think that the amount of weirdly sexual deviant men and trust issues I've gained would make me stop bothering with them at all. But eh, shit happens, a girl gets lonely, and a guy can be a nice distraction.

Rowan should've stayed a side guy to like on the side but never actually want something from.... Ironic that he got so upset, knowing that women often see him as a sex object and never want to be with him romantically, when he also did not want that with me, despite hitting all the figures with it.... over fear.

Eugh.

Note to self: softhearted dudes are sweet, but softspined ones are goddamned disgusting. Just wait till your vibrator comes today, then feel free to think of something else at all.....

Alright, that feels nice to type.

2:05pm.

I gotta eat something.

My options are:

Week old eggs and grilled bell peppers (delicious)

My burrito, that is the size of a small toddler and can feed me for three days straight if i keep taking bites nonstop

Lovely.

And I should probably shower. I probably wake up so depressed, since when I picture having to shower, then I'd be naked and traversing through my messy bedroom, and putting on fresh PJs and lotion, pajamas, and scented oils, just to......

Have laundry, or go back to folding.

But it's not like staying sweaty and musty is going to leave me refreshed, energized, and not ashamed to leave my bedroom, you know?

Sigh.

I'll eat something and try my best to wash up. Things have been pretty hard for me, I should cut myself some more slack, tbh.

2:10pm. Wish me luck. Peace out yalls, god bless and amen.

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