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ok mean time. (ttiv)
idk if its my oculus not being updated but ttiv was even more of a broken mess than usual. its also just very ugly overall.. ive been too nice to this game, but its ass. even the redeeming quality stuff like the addition of fizzball sucks because whys max a catcher, why is there a physical point system. it should just be some blokes breaking beer cans without any safety measures, you know.. (am i making sense? its just like they took away the essence of the og stuff. youre meant to do this in a parking lot or in an empty yard and get soaked in beer and then go to the ER)
and omg the tunnel levels are sooo ugly even though i usually like oldschool looking 3d games with weird looking patterns on walls and stuff (think early 3d mmo worlds) but this is just plain ugly with the cave looking space covered in ugly patterned wrap. makes 0 sense. either make it a rocky cave or a room, or make the ceiling like a circus chapiteau or something matching the vibe. also does it like go underwater or something?? and the music! i didnt wanna hate it cause its actually from jurgens club but it sounds so annoying here idk. i just dont like that track in general but putting it here and making it so repetitive instead of making a new track was a weird move
awful gameplay aside (good luck grabbing stuff and pulling yourself up) it also doesnt really have anything to do with sam and max aside from a few things like fizzball, some of the shooting and games referencing stuff like the dunk the beast one. change the characters and it could be any random game ever for any franchise
plus theyre very mean i know i know you can say max is jealous but its dumb to always just say that. oh yeah hes mean because of it! okay i dont wanna say that anymore. i just want him gone (and his voice is somehow so much more annoying even though he sounds the same as in the trilogy idk. like the voice match is great if its not the same guy, but theories aside)
#hashtag change of heart#also the random ass addition of mcguffins but making them normal ass donuts? huh??#nothing nice to say rn#why is it so broken#like stuff like when you wanna play the LP you cant let go of the needle!! why???#why is big kill small kill#why are the models animations so ugly#why is sams suit so bright blue#i know for a vr game you have to keep it very simple but shapes aside you can still make nicer textures#plus some of the models that i went thru have uselessly high poly count#what comes to mind first is boscos sign#the letters are like coming out of it#why?? just make it flat#and so on#thoughts are being thunk
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did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine
well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left
fuck offfff,
#why are you so mad all the time aria#i don't know probably because i am trying to run a business in 2024 where all my options are absolute dogshit proprietary equipment#anyway this one is new less than a year old and this is the SECOND thing that's broken on it#lee Inherited my old one#that printed thousands of stickers and other shit and is still functioning perfectly to cut fabric for them#this is the exact same model but With New Upgrades :)#because my old one ran so long they don't make it any more#i'm so irritated today jfccccc
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'The cage is open. You can walk out anytime you want. Why are you still in there?'
#Homelander#The Boys#my art#for the record - I hated the 'You could have broken out of here any time you wanted' line#not because I thought it was poorly written#but because I found it painfully accurate#'If it was so bad why didn't you just leave. If you hated it so much why didn't you just tell me to stop.'#rot in peace Babs. I'm glad you didn't get any Fudgie
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as someone who can have two cups of black tea several hours apart (never even one caffeinated coffee!) and then if i dare to venture any further i’m a jittery dizzy wreck who can’t sleep, i am so curious about how other people’s bodies handle this substance!
#the amount of caffeine all the people around me seem to be able to tolerate …….. staggering!#idk why i turned out so weird. i have a broken thyroid so that might be part of it.#dollsome's deep thoughts#polls
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New tumblr update is working as intended, I see.
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Recoloured my art from march🏈🏈🏈🏈 (bmo design by realdazzen)
#mari's art#Bcuz i rlly disliked the old one#Tumblr is completely Broken on my phone what.#idk why#anyway i have literally drawn nooothing for like 2 months.#Zines im in come out soon though so hopefully i can post my zine pieces soon!!!!!#adventure time fanart#adventure time#bmo#bmo adventure time#adventure time bmo#bmo fanart
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Dean and Castiel in season 14
#WHY DID THEY BREAK UP#they’re not even broken up rn though they’re just fighting and haven’t had sex in like a week..#I’m so sad because for the whole middle of season 14 they were dating harder than they’ve ever dated before#also it just felt so incredibly manufactured by Chuck the character and the irl writers… like ofc conflict ..#but they have enough conflict as it is they can clash and grow and still be together fml…….#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#destiel#my art
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I hsve an idea. Could u draw rose and ianto as besties
absOLUTELY I CAN
they’re chatting shit (lovingly) about their tall, long-coat-wearing, time-travelling, death-cheating, alien boyfriends who have spikey hair
#Jack is nursing 10s broken nose off screen from where Ianto decked him imo Ianto would not let 10s nonsense with Jack slide#jk Ianto would not punch him he would just make him instant coffee instead of The Ianto Special and then stew silently#doctor who#torchwood#torchwood fanart#rose tyler#dwmmm.ask#ianto jones#SORRY I DISAPPEARED FOR AGES EVERYONE IM BACK HELLO !!!!!!#apologies to all the people who have sent asks that are sitting in my inbox im getting to them soon!!!#also I’m working on a big cool colab which I’m v excited about >:)#this is meant to have the vibes of the school reunion scene with sarah jane and rose laughing at 10!!#Ianto would be besties with all of 10s companions actually#him and martha are already besties & him and donna would get on so well snarky secretary duo#him and rose would not only bond over stories about the 9/jack/rose tardis team but also over being estate kids !!!#him rose and martha hanging out being the only under 25s 🚶♂️#s1 Ianto is the type to still get IDed for redbull#maybe that’s why he really wears the suit so people stop thinking he’s a 16 year old#anyway I digress thank u for the ask I hope this appeases you I love this vision and also hate drawing roses hair it’s SO hard#killer side part#but I loved drawing this bc I love ianto and rose friendship#ps theye matching colours on purpose bc they’re bffs#also like ianto in the audios constantly makes friends with random side characters you can’t convince me this man isn’t extroverted at heart
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"You wouldn't let me suffer Sunny's eggs alone, would you?"
#dan has finished MGS4 and we're destroyed#(im broken by proxy)#anyways beauty and the beast dialogue got me tearing up i love them#why are gay people like this#i gave up with a background and font for the words so bear w me here#im gay#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#sketch#mgs#mgs fanart#mgs4#metal gear solid#otasune#hal emmerich#otacon#snavid#solid snake
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imagine during the third book where percy gets his final recommendation letter. he is approached by a god or goddess who asks him to reconcile past relationships. because to move forward, you can't let the things of the past hold you back. so percy gets closure with the side characters from the pjo og series. clarisse, nico, thalia, and rachel. and it just gets progressively more intimate until he has to confront one final person: the ghost of luke castellan.
#percy has to confront the notion that even he strongly dissaproves of how luke tried to dismantle the neglectful system#he's old enough to understand why he did it#and begrudgingly admits that he's angry too#by talking with luke percy has to confront the man he could've been#and bonus points that grover and annabeth are with him#so grover offers luke something as his protector#and annabeth gets to reconcile what was broken#and it helps luke move on as a ghost so he can try for isle of the blessed and attempt at a better and honest life like he wanted#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#clarisse la rue#thalia grace#nico di angelo#rachel elizabeth dare#luke castellan
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the contrast between kacchan not caring about the irreversible damage to his body verses his entire life flashing before his eyes, his heart shattering, brokenly sobbing about the future he’d dreamed of sharing with Izuku after it’s revealed he’s quirkless is fucking STAGGERING
#bakudeku#bkdk#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#mha leaks#hori if BAKUDEKU isn’t real then WHY IS ALL THIS BAKUDEKU IN MY SALAD#THIS ISNT EVEN ALL OF IT THERES LIKE SO MANY BAKUDEKU CRUMBS ITS A WHOLE BAKUDEKU CANON CAKE ITS A FULL FIVE STAR BAKUDEKU MEAL#FOR FREE??#HE LOOKS SO FUCKING BROKEN BY IT#HES MOURNING AN ENTIRE LIFETIME HE HAD PLANNED TO BE WITH IZUKU#HIS DREAMS HIS DREAMS ARE ALL WITH IZUKU IN THEM I#MY FUCKING GOD#WHAT IS THIS WHAT ARE WE SETTING UP WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL#AM I GOING CRAZY OR IS BAKUDEKU LIKE ACTUALLY CANON
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task: answer the following question. do you believe in curses? respond as completely with relevant information as possible.
Grian: Well, that's a lie. This isn't a task. I know it's not a task, I set the things up! Not sure why we're getting a question as pointless as this one, but sure, mysterious scroll, I'll answer. There's no such thing as curses, unless you're Timmy, in which case it's funny, yeah? Besides, I didn't actually kill Etho. Even if that did count, self-fulfilling prophecies aren't the same thing as curses, and I know which one I fall under.
Joel: Do I believe in bloody curses what kind of question is that? Do I really get hearts just for answering this? This feels like a prank or something... well, whatever. There are no such thing as curses, except the Boogeyman curse, which I sort of had today, but it wasn't actually the same at all. A lot of the bloodlust, sure, but a lot more... Etho had to be the one to do it, huh? And it's not the same. Not comforting. That's a stupid thing to say actually. Take it out of wherever you're putting this. Cut it out of the recording. Comforting. Please. As if it were ever... Yeah, I'm done actually. Don't have a good answer. Go away.
Scott: What, other than Jimmy? Bless that man, he may not have died first, but he sure tried his best. Sure, I'll believe Jimmy is cursed. I mean, mostly he's just kind of stupid. Lovingly so. I mean, despite him being stupid, I put up with him, right? That seems like a complete answer to this question. Jimmy's an omen but we put up with him anyway. That's all.
Mumbo: NO RESPONSE GIVEN.
Pearl: Oh, I mean, I'm probably cursed. That's what everyone liked to say at one point. I think... I mean, I think this time I have good friends, which is nice. They don't think I'm cursed. And it's not like I--I mean, it's surprisingly fun, acting cursed! And I am just acting. Acting scary, blowing up dance floors, all of that. And I don't really have to this time, so... Maybe I'm not cursed? And since it's acting, it's not real? This is a weird question.
Etho: Oh, man, that's a question. Um, do I have to answer? Because I feel like if I say no, that's really just asking for it, but if I say yes, I have to explain myself. Uh, I think I'm abstaining, unless the zombie thing from earlier counts. That was scary and I hated it. Curses are scary and I hate them in general, but apparently I'm good at them, if you ask everyone else. Um, it's not the only thing I find scary that apparently I'm good at.
Scar: Why, of course I believe in curses! Look at poor, poor... Timbert? Timmy? Jim? Gosh, sorry, I'm very tired right now. That's more proof of curses, by the way! That I'm tired. I've been tired straight since the desert, let me tell you what. And that, my friends, is a curse like no other. What a terrible beast, loneliness is. Wish me luck breaking it, because it's not happening this season!
Cleo: Oh, you mean the thing people like to blame instead of their own actions? Nah. My soulbond was kind of a curse, I guess, but even that's at least half just... bad people. Bad relationships. Good ones, too. We're all just doing what you can, you know? No script, no curses, no characters, just... Oh, I hope everything turns out tomorrow. Sorry, that's unrelated. It's just nicer to hope than to preemptively blame things on curses that don't exist.
Impulse: Well, I mean, I didn't until you just asked me that, but now I feel like I should. Wouldn't that be nice? Being cursed instead of just sort of unlovable? Sorry, no, that's mean to Gem. I shouldn't say that about Gem, she's been good this season. Super, super cursed, mind you, in the like, game mechanic sense? But she's been good, no backstabbing or inability to get love involved. Um, and I guess that's not fair to Bdubs, kind of, except it also totally is and I haven't forgiven him. So I guess if they ask I said I believed in curses, and that's why my life keeps circling clocks? Don't put any of that other stuff down, I'm trying to work on that.
Lizzie: NO RESPONSE GIVEN.
Gem: I was just cursed for a task, but that probably isn't what you're asking about, right? I'm new, so I don't know! A task is a concrete thing to believe in, like bloodshed or victory or fun and games. You don't have to believe in those to know they're real, either! They just are, whether you like it or not. I understand that much!
Tango: Gah, don't talk to me about... Deep breaths. Look, I don't care if it's a curse, or if it's just me being really bad, or what, I'm not going out pointlessly this time. Jimmy managed not to die first, I can manage to not go out to a stray arrow or my own bomb or a misstep this time, right? Is that so much to ask?
Skizz: Huh? Curses? I mean, I don't think so, and to be totally honest I think it's kind of mean the way people sometimes rag on people about them. Everyone's got so many good things about them! Why do people like to focus on the unfortunate luck, huh?
Bdubs: Hah! Curses! Let me tell you about curses. When I see curses, I eat them for breakfast. I don't got curses, I've got better things to do! I've got my buddies with the Mounders, and I've got-well, I'd say keeping Etho safe, but he's being weird at me again this season. Not that it matters. It never matters. Etho and I, we're... The point is, that doesn't matter anyway, because I have the Mounders, and they're the ones who matter here. And because I'm a strong, independent Bdubs, who doesn't need anyone but my bow and my perfect, flawless fighting prowess! Sorry, what was the question? I've been thinking so much lately that it's just sort of made everything else pop out of my head, so it's hard to keep track. I'm sure I answered it flawlessly, though.
Martyn: Of course there are curses. That's half the fun for you lot, isn't it? Putting your little curses on us and watching us rail against them. Bet you think it's real cute to ask us what we think of the things, too. "Oh, what do you think of curses," like we have any control over them. Please. If I had any control over curses, Jimmy--or, well, no, I guess that one was technically broken, wasn't it? Sure doesn't feel like it. Point is, curses are bad, and they're definitely real, and I hate you for them, got it?
BigB: Look, man, if you're trying to get me to write my character out for you, just say so! I won't tell anyone. We can come up with a hole thing about holes and red tasks and the Backrooms together! It'll be fun! After all, you probably don't know what kind of curse to say I have, right? Haha, just kidding. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Luckily, neither does anyone else, so I think that evens out between the lot of us.
Jimmy: NO RESPONSE GIVEN.
#secret life smp#a bee fic#not tagging everyone in this because it's. everyone#anyway i have wanted to write this for like TWO WEEKS so i figured that now's as good a time as any#anyway this is probably as thinly disguised as my character meta gets#we talk a LOT in this fandom about curses#we talk about whether we like them as fanon we talk about whether we dislike them we talk about who has them we talk about why#we talk about if they're here or broken or anything else#so i'd like to think the characters have an opinion on curses too after how much talking about them we've been doing#...at least the characters around to tell us their opinions do.#(anyway for all I claim this is thinly disguised character meta it IS actually of note that this isn’t actually about if they believe)#(but instead about how they’d respond if they were asked)#(hence why half of them don’t even answer the right question)#(this is why I’m not good at character meta btw)
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Anatomy of Alastors demonic forms
#Alastor#hazbin hotel#we know he got shot in the head by a hunter and that’s how he died#and that that’s prob tied to why he’s a deer demon#and radio dial eyes is obv because of his ties to being a radio host in life and now in death#but do we know anything about the stitches and broken neck#in a lot of scenes we see him twist his neck violently#and in his demons forms it’s always crooked#did his neck get snapped during or after he was shot?#I guarantee you that if we ever get a scene where Alston’s neck is bare it will have a fucked up scar or something#I’ve heard theories that the stitches on his mouth could be tied to his constant smile#either that his smile is such an important feature that it became permanent in death#or that whoever he made a deal with made it so he’s not able to actually talk about it#could be both even because in some scenes there’s only stitches in the corner of his mouth and in the deal scene they’re all the way across#personally the stitches in combo with the deer form and the fact he was killed by a hunter makes my mind go to taxidermy#it kind of looks like he was stuffed and stitched up#I’ve also seen people compare his stiches to those voodoo dolls#but I dont know enough about them to make any kind of comparison
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Prompt 308
Honestly, Damian is so disappointed in his father right now. And his so-called siblings. The friends allies he had made over the years and he had been swapping multiple times, and still they hadn’t realized. Danyal was as pale as a corpse, closer to Drake for Pit’s sake! Jordan had red eyes! Elena was a girl! Respawn had white hair! Surely someone noticed- thank fuck, hello Todd, no he’s not on patrol, listen, listen, he needs you to know that Father? Blind. An idiot! The others more so! Yes yes, they’ve been doing their single-person trick, but surely someone should have caught on yes? And they haven’t- Oh? What a wonderful idea Akhi, he shall inform the others of this idea, the Lazarus waters do make dna testing quite hard to do.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Fake Quintuplets Au#Prompts#Danny Ellie & Dan all came through the Pits after [Bad Thing Happens] & were Damian’s sparring buddies#They might have broken Respawn out too#Why yes they’re all physically 10 years old#Let Jason & Damian be Brothers#Jason hasn’t even revealed himself and is already down to cause problems (he was finishing highschool & trainin)#Talia isn’t a good mom as she’s in a literal cult but she’s trying her best#Damian: Ah yes my four siblings who are my siblings#They’re going to be such little shits about it too#”We have been swapping out for Years and you never noticed how blind”#Pointing at Red Hood: Akhi knew who each of us were immediately#Talia lets the five of them pull this trick so often & actively encourages it because it’s like training for both them & others#They claim Respawn got white hair from Talia's side- which might actually be true I mean Dusan naturally has it too so#Damian calls Jason Akh when he wants to butter him up & Jason knows it
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"After everything I've done to you, and you don't say a word?"
HAPPY OF THE END (2024). EPISODE THREE.
#happy of the end#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#dramasource#tvedit#*#faiza gifs#like.#god.#what does this even say about how BROKEN they are as individuals.#being a living sex toy [the manga used cocksleeve but yeah] and having that be a better existence than just being trash.#GOD.#and ep 4 just goes EVEN HARDER into why haoren thinks that way ............................................#anyway yes i WILL be giffing ep 4 but not tonight. ill be giffing it on friday night/saturday so yeah. heads up just for that.
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Steven having the problems he had and then going to Jasper for help is like hey I need to glue my broken cup back together I'm gonna go ask for help at the bomb factory
#drops random ramblings#it makes sense why he did that but it's still so funny to me#jasper#steven universe#su#su future#steven universe future#su steven#su jasper#the bomb factory turned into Steven and the broken cup into jasper by the end of the episode
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