#why is bro malding

[vandertones]

my bully headcanon is that jimmy's a milk kind of guy. he just looks like he'd go moo-moo for every sip

[birdantlers]

I didnt even know DB Daima dropped bc life shit but @peridotite has informed me that they just casually drop that namekians apparently originate from [checks notes] the demon realm

Yk everyone's favorite and most memorable DBZ setting ..... The Demon Realm .......... ..

[url0calpr0sh1tt3r]

saying “that’s a fair assumption” with gritted teeth rn

[miami2k17]

finally playing ff7 (pc) and ngl you people live like this? this is almost unplayable

[bitevibe]

People are being saur dramatic about this TP event. Like who cares omfgg. Who cares!

[makeitlookdecent]

12:27 am not bad

[silantryoo]

LOOKALIKE ; jang wonyoung

non-idol! jang wonyoung x non-idol! reader

SYNOPSIS ;  wonyoung hated herself for letting y/n go, almost as much as she hated her annoyingly smug girlfriend (who everyone hates except for y/n). she knows it's probably too late, but that's not gonna stop her from trying to get her back.

TAGS ; non-idol x non-idol! reader, university au, college au, wlw, angst, fluff, idol au, exs to friends to lovers, slow burn, crack, smau

WARNINGS ; strong language, drama, toxic relationship, emotional manipulation and abuse, slut shaming, overworking, toxic school life, mild violence, suggestive jokes, suicide jokes, mentions of sexual acts

FEATURING ; ive, aespa, kim minju, jo yuri, choi yena, mentions of itzy, nmixx and various other idols

STATUS ; COMPLETE!

PLAYLISTS!!

profiles. SUMA. WYS-THERAPISTS. 01S-AND-THEIR-BABIES. HAIKYUU-IRL.

chapters.

01. SHE WANTS A HAPPY COOKIE FAMILY

02. i MISJ HER SMM

03. BRO THAT'S GAEUL??

04. does she look like this

05. wonyoung?

06. what? x3

07. bc i love you

08. let me be delulu

09. unlike you

10. on my way!

bonus: all too well

11. REI DELETE

12. sum naruto shit

13. keep smiling.

14. men from itaewon

15. IS IT ME???

16. pls [REDACTED] me

17. yh ok wtvr.

18. pissy pants

bonus: she was better

19. A HICKEY?

20. PARTY???

21. Y/N. GO.

22. eat a dick

23. ill give you a whore

bonus: mansion parties

bonus: jimin's l/n y/n.

bonus: wish you were sober

24. where r u?

25. HUUUUH?

26. in secret.

bonus: peace.

27. you're a minjeong

28. KILL NAOI REI.

29. adopt a friend!

30. virgin

bonus: gravity

31. WHAT IS THAT?

32. love birds

33. ill txt u ltr

34. more than me?

35. this.

36. sexy number

bonus: why.

37. my crescent roll

38. baby pls.

39. hyewon

40. youre so cute

41. TAKE UR MEDS?

42. flowers

43. idc

bonus: minjeong-unnie

44. i need you

45. jiyn

46. huh :D?

47. 2kim

48. anything for you

bonus: gaeul's ahn yujin.

49. choke

bonus: yonsei

50. mj

bonus: minjeong's deal

51. what

bonus: exile.

52. tell me

53. ru fr?

bonus: you owe me

54. i do

55. yizhuo

56. JIWON SAID NO

bonus: it all falls down

57. the (ye)jimin effect

bonus: the last great american dynasty, pt 1.

58. the owva

bonus: the last great american dynasty, pt 2.

59. who tf

60. to me

bonus: goodbye, my danish sweetheart.

61. malding

62. consuming...?

bonus: wonyoung's l/n y/n.

63. pls believe me

bonus: normal girl.

64. are you drunk, baby?

65. bc i love you

bonus: when you love someone

bonus: around sounds nice

66. 2625

EPILOGUE 1, dispatch

EPILOGUE 2, when i was 19

EPILOGUE 3, begin again

XTRA: jimin's roster, yujin's kim gaeul

taglist (CLOSED)!!

@moontealemonpie @rikisgeef @cutieseo @limbforalimb @ahnneyong @yumtooki @lcv3lies @sserajeans @jiwoneiric @blue4hour @trsrina @xyxlyn @misumiausworld @awkwardtoafault @d7dream @slowlyturninggay291 @perfectsunlight @juhyunsthirdwife @uzumakioden @txtbrainrot @rosiehrs @wlwgirlsworld @skisk1 @bzeus28 @deeznutzryu @jisooftme @jihyostolemyheart @li0ilthecxnt @eggomi @ddoxhan @zhivaxo @sweet-dhrafts @bearseulgs @marimo-anura @wonyoluvr @serenitygrace24 @ddeonutz @noiacha @livelaughchoerry @yunnybunnyy @ivy-aurora

[hellonearthtoday]

Made up version of Curly Shepard I've created in my head

(its just a bunch of headcanons)

- He has traces of New York in his accent. I can NOT explain and I won't because I don't know man, they're from New York to me and idk why they came to mf Oklahoma but they did

- Curly isn't very brave. Most of the things he does that come off as "brave" are just acts of stupidity that he plays off as him being really brave and cool (He didn't think about the consequences of his actions beforehand and now he's malding about them)

- Wouldn't recognize his own emotions if he was forced to write a 10 page paper on them and also because he'd bribe Ponyboy to write the essay for him. And then he'd skim the essay and go "this is wrong 🤨"

- Growing undiagnosed BPD just trust me bro and maybbeee autism too

- Worst case of resting bitch face in the entire world. While Ponyboy just kinda looks 😐 all the time, Curly just has this untreatable tension line in his eyebrows and he looks angry all the time. But his eyes are 90% always wide open he just cannooot fix his damn eyebrows. It plagues him in his sleep too and he has to manually relax his face and he's always like Damn almost forgot 😌

- He really loves the feeling of getting money. He loves money so much. Someone tell this guy what a job is

- He's not really too interested in learning, or at least he THINKS he's not, but that's because nothing they ever teach at school is interesting to him so he's come to the conclusion that learning is stupid and he'll stick to doing sick wheelies in his car

- On this note. If Curly was introduced to forensic science he would absolutely eat that shit up. He would love everything to do with more morbid topics, because it's just intrinsically not boring. Like stages of decomposition? Fire. he has dreams of stumbling across a dead body and being able to identify the stage of decomposition it's in.

- He would definitely like the grosser side of forensic science, like the biological aspects. Morbid teenage boy with hidden potential locked away because they don't typically teach forensic science in the basic curriculim 😓

- His voice is pretty smooth but to counteract it he talks really harshly, and also just isn't a wordsmith. He's really straightforward and he's not really good at clever jokes or teasing and he kind of talks like he's a background villain grunt in a pokemon game

[an-inspired-eternity]

Hey, just curious, why do some people hate Matpat and are glad he's leaving? I feel like I must have just missed some discourse about something he did because I'm not like a hardcore theory channel fan yk? LIKE I had no idea people hated him before seeing your little crab rave party answer to that ask telling you about it lmao

I was just wondering and didn't really see any posts that like, laid out the basics when I was looking a minute ago..

Thanks for your time!! :)

i don't spend my time malding about him aside from joking about how my parasocial relationship with him is wanting to beat him up instead of admiring him to give much for specific examples. HOWEVER. just on the top of my head alone

ableism in how he describes certain conditions in theories

transphobia (has bro ever correctly gendered a nonbinary character? bffr), homophobia

stolen content/theories from other people, in atleast one case was deleting comments pointing out that he stole the material

[xiakeponz]

When they get back to Xing Zhi's residence, the camera pans to him painting a plain umbrella, and I thought, man, this is why I don't really get western standards for men bro probably knows his 琴棋书画 (i think i grew up watching too much 铁齿铜牙纪晓岚 and it shows) he is a distinguished educated boy with a lotta free time! HAHA

This whole time, he can hear everything Shen Li is raging/malding about lol and that she is like ben wang this ben wang that (what did this get translated to in the english subtitles, can someone let me know?)

Girl is still having ptsd about being captured by that butcher.

Period dramas these days do really lovely framing shots like this through circular furniture, it's so nice.

She caught his attention at the market, and looks on the brink of death - so he brings her back home where he has his healing array thing going, to help her recover. From this point on, he's always seen her at pretty much her worst, and looking after her. She's too proud to accept help but hey it doesn't bother Xing Zhi haha.

Here it is, the first "gegeda" nickname being called (like... in English I'd go with squawky or something hehe) She's too caught up on the fact her voice sounds different to pay any mind to it ...

Xing Zhi has been sitting in the yard with her until she wakes up, to which he says "oh, you're awake. I thought you were going to die. Squawky, time to eat." Literally the first thing he really says to her is to tell her to eat a meal 😭

Man tries to offer mantou ... are they sweet (southern) or plain (northern) ... Hmm

Lol I like LGX's expressions here where he is deeply amused at Shen Li, he can hear everything she is saying and it doesn't bother him haha why yes he is playing with her as he would a domestic fowl what about it.

When she falls over after all her grandstanding he's just like ... haha you don't need to be so overzealous about it, there's heaps more (mantou) lmao ok fine you don't want to eat it, that's ok, let's get you in the bath. So I think he has a pretty good idea of what she's like at this point, but she's still very ??? about him, for good reason. Hah.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Since the game’s release less than two weeks ago, it has raked in over $850 million in sales and has been played for hundreds of millions of hours already. Here’s some stats:

More than 12 million units sold and $850 million in sales globally in its first two weeks across PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S and PC

1.28 million peak concurrent viewers on Twitch at launch

280 million hours played to date

300% higher traffic to Wizarding World Digital over normal monthly unique visitor average for the first 10 days of February

I hope everyone who doxxed and harassed and suicide baited over this game reads this and seethes. You have zero actual power. Your tears mean nothing to anyone. You are the sole reason why you're miserable. Cope. Mald. Then figure out a way to not be toxic pieces of shit going forward. It's the only way you're ever going to have a chance of being happy in the future.

[randybutternubber]

Heyyyyyyy do you have any funny head canons on the children :-9 if they squabble and stuff in your opinion. Give me the sillies !!!!! (I do too but I wanna hear urs)

YOU HAVE OPENED THE GATES OF HELL PREPARE FOR MY BORDERLINE SEVEN PAGE ESSAY ON THESE RANDOM FUCKING CHILDREN

I decided to do the ones that get less attention in general, especially since I have the most thoughts on them

HCs under cut because I may have gone overboard with the length

Ghost kid

Best friends with a batmin ball that had a very poorly drawn face on it from the age of six to eight.

Sebbo (spoon girl) buried the batmin ball using a spoon as a shovel after it got neutered by the barber (he thought it was a bug and shat his pants)

Not a native of the nowhere and was taken to the nowhere on Halloween, hence the ghost costume

Lost their arm pretty quickly after being taken to the Nowhere. he’s quite a friendly child and is very compassionate towards animals, but unfortunately, this has its downsides as not all animals in the Nowhere want help.

Friends with Sebbo

Has been squatting in houses since day 1 of living in the Nowhere and has no plans to stop

Would go CRAZY for squishmallows

Doesn’t have well formed empathy/sympathy for humans but is super compassionate towards animals

Zero concept of gender and doesn’t care what you call them, he just want to pet your dog

Nonverbal but has very expressive body language

Spoon girl

Her name is sebbo (based off of game files)

She sneezes like a middle aged divorced golf dad and due to her nose bleed these sneezes are NOT victimless

LEGENDARY rage tantrums

Literally only wants to watch gen 1 my little pony, Formula One, or a very specific documentary about some random Swedish sheep wool factory

Swedish

If you compare her to pippy longstockings you will end up needing to go to urgent care for a rabies shot

Calls ghost kid Ande (sounds like Andeh) which means spirit in Swedish. (His file name is actually spöke for anyone wondering, which also means ghost/spirit in Swedish. The only reason I’m not giving him the Sebbo naming treatment is that spöke absolutely does not sound like it’s spelled (sounds like Spurkeh) and Ande actually sounds like a name. I’m a quarter swedish and have a very Swedish family on my white side so I got the most incomprehensible Swedish lessons in the car ever, so please don’t roast me in the reblogs if I got this wrong, I remember like five words and this is one of them, same thing with Korean😭

Living embodiment of “ANDE WE’RE 10 NOW, WE SAY CRAP, NOT POOP”

Broke one of her legs at some point in the Nowhere and ended up in the hospital (HC based off of concept art where she was in a wheelchair and using crutches)

Has severe trauma revolving around doctors and medical stuff

Has never seen another ginger in her entire life but will fight to be the alpha

Warrior cats kid

Expert at digging and climbing out of holes, THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES!!!

Rusty

Has a cleft lip

This isn’t a HC but something that not a lot of people realize; he has a lisp

Only reason I’m not drawing him as ginger because of his name is because I also designed Noone as ginger and he lost in a 1v1 to a rabid cabbage patch kid. He’s been through enough

He’s around 14

Very lithe

Despite being a trapeze and tightrope performer, he is TERRIFIED of heights, making his experience at the circus even worse

The dummy has been malding over Rusty for a ridiculously long period of timeand bro had no fucking idea and nobody even knows the reason why 💀

Also a warrior cats kid but kept in on the downlow. Yes he did name himself Rusty after firestar but if you tell anyone he will cry

Noone

A nice kid but will deadass ask some of the most insensitive questions and has NO idea. Also verbally cooked a middle aged man and spent like a whole episode sassing him so she can definitely be mean if she wants to

Also has really severe medical trauma along with trauma from being paraded around on TV because she was the first person to be cured of whatever the shit water sickness is

Her real name was Ruth, but once she started forgetting her parents (they basically ditched her anyways 😭) she started just using Noone as her real name

Master of inappropriately prolonged periods of intense eye contact

Really dislikes/is afraid of dolls/dummies because of what happened to Rusty/in JuJubee’s toyshop

Very untrusting of people post Nowhere abduction because of how Otto treated her and because of the ferryman. Plus basically every kid she met in TSON was met with a terrible fate (Goo kid is probably alive but she doesn’t know that)

Autism (all these children got some sort of neurodivergence though, I mean just look at them)

WORST BACKSEAT DRIVER EVER (ASKED TO LEAVE THE ROWBOAT)

Has a few scars on her face from her right before she had a seizure when getting clockwork oranged. She tried to take the mri suction thingies off her head but she ended up scratching up her face in her panic

[welcometoteyvat]

i already malded but sethoscara... hmm... (moderate haterisms below)

generally i find cyno and sethos more interesting, and not just as a ship i swear, bc like. ok i understand sethos story 2. "busy little bee" vs "bow down worm". the whole "you're not just a normal guy, aren't you?" exchange and how wanderer seems to have met the one (not so) normal human who might be able to level with him without knowing anything about his past. yeah thats a cool dynamic and all

but based on flat material, sethos is introduced in cyno's sq2, has two stories mentioning him—they seem to have gotten closer post story quest, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why do i not see more sethos and cyno posts focusing on them and them alone pls.... the most popular or frequent depictions as of now are sethos as a 5th (?) wheel to cynonari and haikaveh. i understand ppl not wanting to take apart their ships and whatever, but oh my god. their visual designs, the entire thing that happened when sethos and cyno were children, how they grew up, how that ties into the separation between the rainforest and desert, etc. also sethos's story 5 is lit like '[Sethos] couldn't tell you exactly what he'd forgotten. Perhaps his birth parents, or the faces of his childhood friends. Fortunately, with the exception of Cyno, all of his childhood friends lived at the Temple of Silence, so learning what they looked like again wasn't difficult.' helloooooooooo baggage? sethos picking up hearsay abt cyno's past and maybe glimpsing him in passing in sumeru, while cyno knows nothing about him??? they both knew each other once, and then forgot, and then sethos/bamoun engineered it so they'd meet again.... like bro

i have a bunch of other gripes about sethoscara from scara's POV and the thoughts he'd have in canon (eg why does the current fandom portrayal seem to skew towards fluff and cuddling where sethos is golden retriever maxxing and scara's a tsundere) but yadda yadda ships are people's sandbox for potential so i'll try not to yap about that... basically: what im saying is please give me at least one [fan creation in any medium] exploring sethos cyno's past please. LISTENNN the bamoun cyrus sethos cyno storyline was underutilized in his quest they need expansion i'm begging

ok why did i bring sethoscara into this? bc fandom has the tendency to have ship tunnel vision, and this could be doomposting, but i generally find that when there's one dominant ship for a character (especially if they're a 4* lol 💀) creations/thoughts/posts about the rest of their relationships start dying out one by one :\\\\ ok yapping done good night everyone

[yinyuedijun]

i find it so funny how many Acheron mains on reddit and, to a lesser extent, twitter, malding over the fact that her BiS support might be a guy lmao. Only one or two leakers have confirmed Jiaoqiu's gender so far but a lot of people act like it's the end of the world and some even pray for Jiaoqiu's downfall after their kit is datamined (they're a 5 star Pela essentially, can heal, implying to be a cook). like who thinks this way? I understand if you want an all-women team but like is it that serious in the first place? JY mains pull all the characters that benefits him without a fuss regardless of gender (all his BiS are female characters, mind you) so why can't waifu players like them do the same? Why are you hampering your own main's potential just because of gender? sick and tired of the double standard, girl.

But like imagine how hilarious and chaotic it is if all Acheron best teammates are men and boys. We have Gallagher, Aventurine, and possibly Jiaoqiu so this is very likely. I might pull them all and become Acheron main out of spite.

AGLDSJAKDLSDKSHABSK BECOMING AN ACHERON MAIN OUT OF SPITE PLEASE YOU ARE SO FUNNY 😭😭😭 I didn't even know this discourse existed and it's DEEPLY funny to me like this is such a weird thing to be upset about. these gamer bros are not serious about their waifus the way that jy mains are, like they will build anyone and everyone... I'm now PRAYING all her bis teammates turn out to be men now 🙏 give my toxic wife a reverse harem !!!!!!!

incidentally I'm happy to hear that jiaoqiu can replace pela because I built pela for acheron despite finding her completely unappealing (she is not waifu to me 💔)... I hope jiaoqiu is my type 💀

[hugemilkshake]

Oc facts pt 3!

This one will go into more detail since there’s such a small amount of ocs this time around

Or this is me just giving backstory for some OCs-

The H2 Bros aren’t related to any of each other, they don’t actually know why they look similar and have similar names

The three of them actually met during a storm when waters wouldn’t stop rising during a tropical storm

The three of them do struggle to survive, I mean they are teens traveling around the world. Did you think they could survive as easily as other travelers?

Water Cookie has a difficult time reading

Sugar Water can see perfectly fine but decided to wear a blindfold/bandages to either look cool or he just hates looking at the other two

Salt Water doesn’t like talking that much, I mean she can talk perfectly fine, she just covers her mouth as an excuse

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Snake Skin got all the scars on him when he stumbled into a cactus field during a sandstorm, he thought he was going to die…

Weeping Begonia was actually traveling around the world to find a purpose in life and found Snake Skin stumbling around the desert and was the one to help him heal up

Now Snake Skin has pretty bad eye sight now since the amount of scars around his eyes did some damage

Weeping Begonia was the one to suggest they do crime

These two fine gentleman are kinda wanted criminals

Snake Skin has a little sister but she probably doesn’t remember him that well…

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(This one’s long so I apologize-)

Purple Mold has never been the one to do stuff like make tea, collect herbs or read up on a subject

He was always into stuff like fighting, forging weapons and fixing broken machines

But his mother was always encouraging him to try other stuff like magic and too his surprise, Purple Mold was quite good at magic! But he felt weird using a wand or staff. It just felt artificial to him

By the time he was in his late twenties he was so sick of using magic the way he learned too. It felt too weird to him!

When Purple Mold was walking the streets trying to find away other methods of magic usage when he heard a radio go off in a back alleyway

There was a cookie there, she could use magic and offered to teach him a thing or two… if he agreed to a contract 

Purple Mold always read contracts and their fine print, and when reading he saw so many loopholes and knew that this was some sort of sick scam.

But he wanted to have some fun… so he misspelled his name, instead of Purple Mold, it was Purple MALD.

Oh man was the suspicious cookie angry when they found out, they had told Purple Mold new ways to use magic when the contract wasn’t even valid! Purple Mold never saw that cookie after that

Purple Mold did travel to beast Yeast sometime after that so that might be why he never saw that cookie agian

But Purple Mold now deals with some sort of wolf man who honestly seems like a greedy toddler instead an adult man’s body (that is at least what he says)

[hypnofantasma-asks-and-doodles]

based on the oddly specific information in the first ask I think that person is on the server, if they know certIn things you said about characters intended builds and etc.. but instead of saying anything there, they're making a public fuss

bros just a hater theyre just tryna say shit that they know isn't true they're seething. malding even.

oh yeah def. unfortunately, i've been dealing with multiple groups who are repeatedly out to Fucking Get Me even years later after i banned their main accounts from the server, and it's just. why. please go do something with your lives holy shit. they want to be me soooooooo bad

i don't mind criticism right? like genuinely i'm always open to change or improvement. but then These People come along and spread SOLELY VITRIOL and it's so obvious that they just wanna see me dead and it's so embarrassing on their part

also btw who i ASSUME is the same person proceeded to later send in an ask that misgendered me so they immediately lose any and all credence. if they stalk me so much in the server yet still gonna misgender me then their Point is Lost