#why do people even eat crisps they're so slimy and greasy and gross

[tuttle-did-it]

mate I was raised on M*A*S*H, a show specifically designed to intentionally hurt the characters and the audience in every way possible, every fucking week, for over a decade. I'm not scared of a crisp. (Actually I hate potato crisps entirely, but my point stands)

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you