#why can't we go back to the days of matesprits auspistice moirail and kismesis

[ghostlycorvud]

people need to start getting more insane about platonic relationships. shipping is all fine and well until it's LITERALLY the only thing fandom focuses on, and then it will just totally ruin characters just to fit them into the neatly defined tropes and completely disregard all their other relationships. the greeks really had it figured out with their 8 types of love like that's what im talking about. like what about familial love. what about deep friendship. what about love of the self

[lavender-teardroplettes]

Well now I’m curious what are all your homestuck ships and what characters do/would you rp as?

Ohhhhhh boy anon you're in for a ride. Remember when Hussie declared that 'everything is canon' even with fan works? I took that and RAN with it. Note about Sollux: You'll see the same ships in both red and pitch but it's because of his dual nature and typically tends to naturally go back and forth with certain trolls. Another note- this might not be all of them, just the ones I still think about to this day.

Moirails

Sollux <> Karkat

Karkat <> Gamzee

Nepeta <> Equius

Mituna <> Kurloz

Meenah <> Aranea

Signless <> Psiioniic

Sollux <> Aradia (post game mostly)

Roxy <> Calliope

Matesprits

Dave <3 Karkat

Dave <3 John

Mituna <3 Kurloz

Mituna <3 Cronus

Mituna <3 GHB (weird scratch timeline mixing + before his accident or a Dreambubble type thing)

Sollux <3 Gamzee

Sollux <3 Karkat

Sollux <3 Equius

GHB <3 Psiioniic (before helmsman)

Daulscar <3 Psiioniic (pre and post helmsman for MORE angst)

Signless <3 Disciple

Kankri <3 Cronus

Kanaya <3 Rose

Latula <3 Roxy

Latula <3 Porrim

Latula <3 Muelin

Nepeta <3 Feferi (like...one of my few Fef ships lol but even I acknowledge how cute they were after splitting from their sprite)

Mindfang <3 Summoner

Sawtooth <3 Squarewave

Kismesis

Gamzee <3- Dave (we all know why)

Aradiabot <3- Equius

Sollux <3- Equius

Mindfang <3- Dualscar

Terezi <3- Gamzee

Damara <3- Meenah

Sollux <3- Gamzee

Sollux <3- Eridan

Auspisticism

wasn't actually a big deal to me and depended on what were were doing. The only real one I have is Nepeta for Sollux and Equius or maybe like Karkat for Sollux with Eridan or Gamzee.

Now...there IS one ship I just can't place anywhere in this and it's Vriska x Terezi. They could very much be like Signless and Disciple in having something greater than the quadrants because Terezi (to my knowledge) is STILL looking for Vriska instead of continuing with the rest of the group, and that speaks to me.

As for who I can roleplay:

All Captors (Sollux, Mituna, Psiioniic)

Karkat or Signless, Kankri's a little hard for me but can attempt!

Gamzee (mostly pre-sober)

Tavros (though my knowledge on FLARP has gone down the drain lol)

Nepeta

Latula

Dave or Dirk

And of course I can always dust a character off and see if I can try and roleplay someone else, these are just the ones that I remember cycling through a lot. Mainly I'd stick to rping as the Captors, but you gotta switch it up every once in a while. ^^

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Homestuck and Succession? Dude, it's almost like it's a joke for you all. Succession is prestige HBO television media with like multiple Emmy nominations and then lumping it in with Homestuck. God -- people have no respect for proper media these days which is why we get stuck with shit like Kissing Booth on Netflix.

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Verse 1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world.

Harlequin

Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad

Youth roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Verse 2

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

Frost and frogs, light and rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts and Denizens

Skaia, four-thirteen

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit

Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 3

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's ends.

Black Queen, nak nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Verse 4

Lil' Cal, babies

Ecto-biology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

God Tiers, March drag

WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 5

Exploring with A-ra-di-a

Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta

Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Fe-fe-ri

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eri-dan in half

And Vriska is a bad-ass

Verse 6

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, an-gels

All the lusii get culled

Faygo, recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clowns

Mobius double reach around

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 7

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail and kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

Uu, uu

Princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Verse 8

Captchalogue, modus

And Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight

Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 9

Dreambubbles, shenanigans

All who die come back again

Tick, tock, break heads

Honk honk

Scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe

Is a frog

Verse 10

Felt mob and fairies

Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

And from now on

It will go on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!