#why building's and Prospective has to hard 💀

[kitkatmonsterfox]

Midnight stroll under the stars 🌟

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

doa and hunting dogs, olympic au!!

Sigma

- Artistic ice skater

- His hair? Absolutely iconic, some people say it's cheating because it makes it look super pretty when he twirls but they're just jealous 🙄

- He also has the best agility on the planet it's kinda terrifying the way that he goes from one pirouette to another like it's child's play

- His backstory was that, at a young age, he kept getting thrown from foster home to foster home, but always visited the skating rink, that was his comfort zone😣💕

- He got injured A LOT while training, but now he's gotten so good at it that he's one of the highest ranking in the world

- A lot of people compare his skating to flying, just because he's THAT graceful on the ice 🥰

- His biggest challenge is getting over his anxiety, which acts up in front of crowds, so he would do great individually, but then flop once he hears people cheering

- The media TERRIFIES HIM

- Runs away as soon as he's done his routine

- However, he has the stupidest, cutest smile afterwards if he performs well 😭💕

Nikolai

- I literally cannot make up my mind because my brain is frying at the prospect of nikolai in a uniform 😳😳😳

- OK PUTTING THAT ASIDE-

- Artistic gymnast

- Obviously he won't shut up

- Spends half the competition answering the media's questions with questions of his own

- "What inspired you to become a professional athlete?"

- "What inspired you to become a reporter?"

- The guy knows it's all about him and he's cocky af

- Omg and he won't stop socializing with the competitors

- Makes it a point of shaking everyone's hand, and they just standing there like? 😃⁉

- He was probably banned from the games at some point in his lifetime for talking too much

- "Nikolai Gogol, please step forward in order to begin."

- "THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE I APPRECIATE IT AND MY JOURNEY TO THE OLYMPICS STARTED WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY AND-"

- The reporter who asked him what inspired him to begin his journey to the Olympics from before? Crying.

- He has some kind of a vendetta against the chalk???

- Refuses to use it without several people reminding him that he will hurt his hands if he doesn't, and nobody knows why, they think it's some kind of a tragic tale or he'd gotten sabotaged before or something, but it's actually just because he once ate the chalk out of curiosity and coughed it out for weeks

- NIKOLAI IN A GYMNASTICS UNIFORM HELP I'M GONNA MELT

Fyodor

- Fencing

- This fits him so perfectly because fencing isn't about building up muscle, but rather muscle memory, and it's about brain and skill

- Mind games are his thing, so I could see him as the type to analyze his opponents thoroughly before the games, just sit down and watch hours upon hours of footage before he even gets to the games

- Hates the press but won't get anxious, he just doesn't care

- "Fyodor, what is your tactic, how do you win so easily?"

- He would look straight at the person, then at the camera, then just walk away

- I'm not a professional fencer but I've tried it recreationally for some time and HOLY SHIT YOU SWEAT FAST IN THESE THINGS

- However, Fyodor is anti-shower

- So I could see him drowning himself in AXE deodorant or something before a game and it smells so terrible 💀💀💀

- He never hits his opponent hard, it's usually just a tap, enough to get the sensor to go off because he doesn't need to go for more

- Fencing players do this thing where they yell (go youtube it 👹) just to release energy and pump themselves up after a good touch, but fyodor??? yelling??? not gonna happen 🙂

- He's so calm and collected, it's a bit scary

Bram

- Football 🥰

- No like he actually IS the football ⚽

Fukuchi

- He's be the trainer, have you seen this guy?? His mustache is probably longer than his dick ffs

- LET'S SAY, for the purpose of this headcanon, that he were younger and I didn't hate him

- Weight lifting

- Okay so maybe I don't hate him and he has nice muscles, but that's BESIDES THE POINT-

- Fukuchi boasts about his strength

- A LOT

- He's not like Nikolai, who just rambles and talks and is always smiling, Fukuchi is more the type to challenge people head-on because of his pride. Whenever he talks, it's to gloat.

- His coach/manager?? Doesn't even listen to them👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

- He screams really loudly

- Like... lifts the weight from above his shoulders, drops it, then SCREAMS AS IF HIS LIFE WERE IN PERIL

- Then he probably walks around, flexing, just because of the adrenaline

- He's the best in the world, yet he still has particular rivals he always targets in public

- "You! Yeah, you, you're going DOWN!"

- He's not exactly humble 🤓

- When he's not competing, and is just in front of the press, he's surprisingly sweet though

- He has a tie and combed his hair and is smiling and everything???

- He has a LOT of fangirls for that reason

Jouno

- Judo

- Heheheh totally didn't pick that because it sounds a lot like his name

- I feel like it's perfect in the sense that it's the perfect balance for Jouno: strength, flexibility, agility and endurance

- He has muscle, unlike the rest of the lanky characters here, but not too much, just enough for him to be able to put down his opponent

- The press loves him because he's a pretty boy, duh 🥰

- He, however, does not love the press

- People make fanfics about him??? It's so weird, tf is wrong with them, get a life 🙄

- He finds it amusing though, and still smiles whenever a camera is shoved in his face

- He's close friends with Tecchou, and takes a break to accompany him to the winter olympics

Tecchou

- Speed skater

- Just because Sigma has skating as well doesn't mean that it's related, because speed skating is a whole other thing

- He's really fast and trains all day long

- (Canon) he does pushups and physical training in the middle of literally ANYTHING

- If he goes to a vending machine and it refuses to accept his cash, he'll just do pull ups on it for no reason 💀

- He does NOT talk to anyone, much less the competition, but unlike fyodor, it's just because he doesn't feel the need to talk, not because he hates the people

- Tecchou is quiet af and the media is so perplexed that they hound him whenever he shows up

- "Why are you eating that egg with the shell on?!"

- He just chews cluelessly and pouts at them with his cheeks stuffed with food 🥰🥰

- Has NO clue how to handle the press though

- Most of the time, his agent/coach would have to take care of that for him because if the guy gets put into a press conference, he'll just respond with yes or no

- "What is your inspiration?"

- "Yes."

- "How many years have you been training?"

- "No."

- "Do you think that the competition is strong this year?"

- Looks at his coach, then back at the reporter, then THE MF SHRUGS AT THEM

- He's close friends with Jouno, and takes a break to accompany him to the summer olympics

Teruko

- As much as I love her, she's probably like 12 years old (🤡) and thus participates in the youth olympics

- Snowboarder

- It's a sport that doesn't require height, and, as a hunting dog (canonically) she was able to undergo a lot of pain so she can probably endure the butt-smashing that comes with snowboarding

-  Sometimes she gets mad and just cusses at the snow

- Her coach (I hc this as Fukuchi) builds snowmen for her to punch during training

- RIP frosty ⛄

- She doesn't like tying her bindings (tbh no one likes tying their bindings) so sometimes she just goes down the hill with one foot barely attached

- In the middle of the frikkin olympics

- 💀

- She's alright with the media to a certain extent, but wouldn't go so far as to say she's "against it", or "a fan favorite". People like her for her skill and grit, and she's perfectly content keeping it that way

- Sore loser 😃

- IF SHE MAD BC SHE LOST, YALL BETTER RUN

Tachihara

- Swimmer

- You know that bandage on his face? I hc that's because he has sensitive skin and the nose plug irritated his skin, so he has that bandage

- HIS B A C K

- HE DESERVES A WHOLE SHRINE DEDICATED TO HIS BACK OMGOMG

- M u s c l e s

- He's somewhere between scrawny and muscular, in the sense that he is clearly ripped, but if he wore loose clothing he would look like any lanky guy

- His thighs, however, cannot be concealed, as they are two raging beasts that can crush people's skulls and everyone is aware of this

- He would likely participate in faster, shorter events, such as the 400m

- The media barely notices him???

- He has so much respect for his coach and trains non-stop, his dedication is unrivaled

- However, no matter how good he is, he does have an inferiority complex, probably because of his brother and his family.

- Speaking of his family, they don't support him. At all. Fuck them 😍

- He's on generally good terms with everyone, given that he's pretty nice and usually returns a smile if given one

- Because he doesn't have an eccentric personality, his name is often lost in the crowds, even though he's one of the top competitors

- someone PLEASE appreciate this man why tf is he so underrated 😭

Bonus: Chuuya

- Okay so I'm sad that Chuuya disappeared from the manga and i'm a thot so i'm doing a bonus🥰

- Trampolinist 100%

- Dazai is his coach and spends the entire event flirting with other girls and asking them on a double-suicide, so he ends up getting kicked out and Chuuya is left with no coach 🕴

- However, he doesn't need one because this man SLAYS

- He's flipping around like a mf penguin and the entire time his hair stays flawless

- Also, I firmly believe that he inhumanely stays in the air for like 9384923849 hours

- Dazai makes fun of him for wearing tights but we all know that's because he likes what he sees 🙄✋

(a/n: this is my first of a few hcs and oneshots i'm reposting from my wp, so expect some more and don't be afraid to request!)

[braindead-virtually-tv]

Caught up on last night's RAW this morning thoughts under the cut, all things I wrote as I was watching 😂:

- Listen Randy is a legend, but hearing the the crowd go feckin' wild for him in 2022 is 😍😍😍😍

- Glad they're keeping the Street profits relevant but it seems if you're not chasing a belt there's nothing for you in the tag division. They feel like a cliff note for the Usos & RKBro

- I have no doubt this US Title match will end in DQ as the Cody/Seth feud doesn't feel finished. But also the US Title does seem perfect for Cody. I need Theory to have little longer with it now, all that build would feel for nothing if he was to lose it now

- People are all like, "Oh that's dumb, we all knew Rhea was gonna join JD." Here's the thing, we all live in an IWC bubble the casual audience isn't going out of their way to read a Dirtsheet or keep up with backstage info, for them this is a surprise.

- EDGE CUT HIS HAIR. His hair kinda matches Rhea's 😂

- Edge shoots on the Hall of Fame and your friend Mark lololol 😂

- I said this last week, but for Edge a Hall of Famer, a Legend, to pull this amount of heat from an audience is nothing short of spectacular.

- I feel like Rhea could have delved into the Liv thing a bit more instead of doing the 'Audience sells my autograph shtick' but it was fine and I'm very excited to see where this goes

- Edge broke up Goth girlfriends how dare you sir

- Liv getting some very good offence in beginning & end and not just being squashed you love to see it

- The image of Morgan tryna struggle to the ropes while in that Clover Leaf submission is POWERFUL and ugh so good, I feel so bad for Liv 😭

- Finn I'm glad you came Liv is struggling 😭 Uncle Allen you're here too, one of you help Liv please

- They just gonna stand there and do their entrances huh? 😂

-Oh Finn v Damian we've seen this but I'd gladly watch it X10 more times

-Ngl my knowledge of the bullet club is about next to nothing, but regardless excited for the prospect of Finn & AJ teaming

- LET THE MEN FIGHT RHEA SHE CAN HANDLE IT

- Jokes aside I do understand why they don't often do intergender stuff but if you're not going to do it you're gonna have to work around it a bit better than having Rhea stand around and when she gets involved have the dudes look really goofy.

- Chad Gable is absolute comedy gold. Also Kevin, "You have friends at the DNA lab 😃😃😃" 😂

- Kevin's 'brother' oh god this is going to have me in stitches 😂

- We're finally kicking off properly Omos under MVP I'm hoping for big things as MVP done absolute wonders for Bobby.

- CEDRIC!! I like this character of him clamouring to get back to MVP and it's honestly entertaining. Puts more stock into MVP too as a really great manager.

- I never clowned on Lashley before MVP but I just wasn't all that into him, but now I hear those opening bars of his theme and I just pop! Bobert I love you and only want good things for you

- Adam grow a pair of bawls and just tell Sonya she's fired 😂

- OH SHE'S ACTUALLY FIRED I WAS ONLY JOKING DAMN

-ALEXA'S BACK! Is this like a fusion of the spooky and the goddess gimmick? Oh this is cool.

- I am glad Sonya is getting back into the ring more regularly, she went through an absolute harrowing experience in 2020 and I'm glad she feels fit to get back to in ring action.

-Oh wow Sonya got SQUASHED. Great come back for Bliss but damn that was unexpected.

-Lmao Byron about Sonya, "She'll get over it eventually" 😂💀

- Props to Kevin Owens who has essentially built this Ezekiel gimmick and got it over. It was always going to be hard sell but they've done a really good job.

- IT'S KEVIN IN A WIG. Lmao @ Corey "With a little Just for Men Ken could be Kevin" 😂😂

- "Hello Ken" 😂😂😂😂

- "I'M KEVIN" "WHAT!?" 😂 I AM DYING

- Chad kneeling over Ezekiel "THANK YEWWWWW"

- I love Becky arguing the logistics of getting a title shot

- This version of Becky and Asuka is giving me life, 'YOU DONT ACT LIKE MOMMY' 😂

-I love that Asuka is a thorn is Becky's side and we're not pulling into a full on intense feud it's great.

- Hello mr.jobber, you're significantly larger than Veer's last opponents but you're still gonna die. Ah going with the 'I have kids' promo I see 😂

- I do wonder with Gunther, Raquel and Veer in this jobber loop who are going to be their first actual feuds? Veer's been at this a while so I wanna see him moved out of this soon.

- Cody cuts a good babyface promo here in WWE, seems like his heads a bit straighter than in AEW. Putting over your opponent while just edging your way just above them in regards to Seth.

- The little kid tryna capture Cody's entrance on his phone, kids are the best wrestling fans man 😭

- This match started off great where both opponents are tryna get a read on each other.

- Theory doing the Stardust taunt!!!!!💀

- This match has been really competitive so far I'm loving it. I like Theory's character work of working his way out of offence

- Double Crossbody? I've never seen that before it made me giggle 😂

- Ah Seth I knew you would be here. God this was good they timed it PERFECTLY.

- In this week's episode of my weekly bullying of Seth Rollins, why is he out here looking like Michael Jackson 😂

- I was afraid the table was gonna collapse during that curb stomp 😬

- Nikki and Doudrop, this gonna be cool. I haven't seen Doudrop since her Bianca feud. The women's tag division is in desperate need of teams

- I glad Sasha and Naomi are getting so much TV time between the two brands, it's what they deserve 💅

- Lmao Nikki, "Don't worry about it I've got it!" 😂 *proceeds to get pinned*

- This might be end of Nikki A.S.H gimmick, which is sad because there was lot of potential in it. But let's see what's going on going forward.

- Miz special guest ref, there's going to be many shenanigans.

- I like Ciampa feuding with Ali first before he hits the US Title, but still keeping the Theory feud in the back of everyone's minds.

- I just need Ciampa to talk I NEED TO KNOW WHY'S HE GOING FOR ALI SPECIFICALLY

- I feel like Ali is gonna finish up with Ciampa pretty quickly and have him head into a feud with Miz @ HIAC

- Lashley going for a steel cage match yes!!!!

- Tamina and Dana divorce, run off together ladies!!!

- "He got you candy and some limp flowers" "She got something for you" "DIVORCE PAPERS!?" 😂😂😂

- CGI Big Time Becks isn't real it can't hurt you 😟😟

- Asuka sporting that Jason mask I live 😂

- Asuka is just back and we're already in an Asuka v Bianca match my life, my love 😍😍

-Becky was great on commentary, but it did distract a little. But furthering Asuka v Becky which will probably be a HIAC match (maybe?)(hopefully?)

- OH SHE WENT FOR BIANCA NOT ASUKA

- oh now she's going for Asuka

- Good ending tho keeps Bianca & Asuka at the top of the game