#who's gonna be boinking hstyles or timmy chamomile and go uhhh sir ur stroke game is weak have u even heard of a gspot

[ofherlionheart]

Oh god i feel like I'm hard-pressed to name a single celebrity rn so how about i go total chaos factor and ask you to not only rate the BTS boys according to the ask game, but then rank them?

hahahahahahahha babe you chose chaos and VIOLENCE and i love that for u

hobi, gorgeous. yes he looks like a horse but i am a vibes-first woman and the persona he presents to the public is aligning w/ my personal frequencies. i don’t understand how dancing works but i think i have a handle on joy and that’s what he seems to ooze when he performs. cypher 4 + UGH! + ddaeng + blood sweat and tears + dope where are u AT

jimin, gorgeous. i am not immune to whatever this man has going on. they’re all technobitches to an extent but the ways in which this guy leverages his potentia gaudendi? off the charts, and who knows how (un)intentional that is. i want to study it like a bug. also, a unit?? not in a thor-the-powerlifter way but in a That Man Sure Has Mass and Density way. black swan choreo lives in my head rent-free

suga, adorable. it’s objectively hilarious when ppl are like 🥺 smol 🥺 lil meow meow 🥺 b/c he’s taller than the average south korean man lmfao. i am quite satisfied by a good eyebrow and i like his. i wonder if he gets them threaded or plucked. also yes extremely musically talented, moonlight has been in my top 50 songs for almost a year now. i think abt ‘if you’re worried you’re gonna crash, accelerate even harder, idiot’ all the time

rm, pretty. when he was stomping around nyc a few months ago he was litcherally in my old neighorhood and i was like, i wonder if the auntie at my old laundromat saw him. i love how basic his ig is. you go king! serve us sadboi art ho! if u had a hinge i bet i’d be laughing my ass off at your prompts, screenshot them to send to friends, and then say no to ur profile without a second thought

jk, not my type. i laugh at the lip piercing every day. speaking of lips, he doesn’t have enuf. congrats on the pandemic gains tho i guess

jin, alright. throwback to when i used to be into shoulders i guess? idk he’s objectively quite handsome he also just doesn’t do it for me

v, not my type. sometimes people look so good i immediately distrust them and they shoot right back around to being v unattractive to me personally

let's play how hot is that celebrity: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY