#which will prolly never happen cuz im in the states and your blog intro says ur bri'ish so uhh

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

LMFAO OK IM GETTING DISTRACTED BUT WHEN I ALMSOT BROKE MY FOOT my friend literally came up to me and said

‘u can finally convince *drama teacher* to do newsies, you’re perfect for the part’ AND I WAS LIKE WHAT YHE FUCK

that was fun. anyhow i agree. i am a gnome.

specifically that one gnome in the gstring and sunglasses from gnomeo and juliet.

but yeah!!! i love theatre just hate my teacher. in grease i auditioned for anyone but i specifically wanted a girl role and she was like ‘ok i’m gonna typecast you as a geek u GAY’ and i was like oh

but wtv wtv we move and plus i’m convinced she hates me so

BUT FOR HER GSCE IM DOING IT ON NEWSIES SO THATS FUN SHES GONNA FUCKING LOVE ME BEING INSUFFERABLE !!!!

i do wanna be in newsies just to be crutchie and experience that and do letter from the refuge on that fake scaffolding omg 😍😍 my skl is probably too poor for that but idfc 😭😭

STOP I HAVENT THOUGHT ABT GNOMEO AND JULIET IN YEAAARS😭😭 I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH GNOME YOURE TALKING ABT

the thing your friend said, thats so foul wtf??💀💀

and i totally get it abt your school being to poor to do a musical, mine almost was💀💀

like our teacher said that she got no profit from our (the advanced drama/musical theater) class and only from the junior drama class she taught because she was putting all her funds into doing the musical and we were like :| damn didnt ask dont care, you pity seeking bit-ANYWAY im like 99.99% she only said that to get us to shut up when some of the cast werent paying attention cuz she said it in A Voice™️

i also get the thing abt being typecast, literally every single, and i mean aaaaalll of the roles ive landed, have been the comedic side character. and like sure i like being the comedy relief but like??? gimme a lead for ONCE IN MY GOTDAMN LIFE, JANET

and she has like ✨favorites✨ that ALWAYS get the leads

and she only picked like really obscure shows for the first semester, and we basically had to call down a miracle from God Herself Lord Almighty to get beauty n the beast

like i adore theater, i want to get my BFA in theater at this one specific school (i have it all planned out in my head lmfao) and hopefully if im good enough ill be on broadway one day and meet all the people

imagine if one day i get to shake hands or smn with jeremy jordan or ryan kopel i think i would just.die