#which was a really neat aside in a larger movie and I'm a little surprised I've never seen something like that

[mortalityplays]

checking in to let everyone know I had a dream last night that I was in a new movie with the muppets and tim curry. he was a charming black widower trying to marry miss piggy for her money and celebrity status, and she was a beloved hollywood icon. kermit was her broke high school sweetheart whose best friend (fozzy) got him a job on set after he was kicked out of his apartment for being late on rent. I played piggy's best friend who was always getting into get rich quick schemes, who tim curry's character mistook for a fellow scammer after I naively got all of the muppets into a predatory mlm and nearly derailed the movie because they were all doing milo minderbinder schemes on set trying to sell each other their assorted warehouse trash. kermit was the only one immune to the hype because he had no money.

it culminated in tim curry calling off the wedding and fleeing with everyone's mlm investments, because he knew kermit and fozzy and me had rumbled his larger scheme, and the three of us racing to catch up to him before miss piggy did because the truth would devastate her. naturally she arrived just in time to hear his nefarious monologue about how he never respected her and despite all the wealth and fame she was just 'some common pig'. and naturally she tore off her earrings and beat the shit out of him. and then naturally she finally saw kermit had been right in front of her all along, and he told her he didn't care if she had money or fame because even back in school he always liked that common pig. basically I got a look into a parallel universe and it was great.