#which simply CAN'T be that hard to do. since we're all dumb hicks who never went to college (to get a REAL degree) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

clowndensation · 11 months ago

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i think all business owners should have to spend 50% of their work week doing the actual job they're supposedly overseeing. since it's all apparently so easy, and they could do so much better. and also then kill themselves.

#people will buy a company that's part of the public health and safety sector and go 'lol is anyone going to gut this industry like a fish?'#and not wait for an answer. while using stupid baseball movie metaphors.#<- vince that seems like a really weird thing to be annoyed about #i need you all to understand that the owners of my company do not like baseball.#they spent an entire meeting talking in baseball metaphors they don't understand because they felt it made them seem personable #because they're fucking econ majors who seem to view the world entirely as a game where if they press the right buttons #they'll unlock the 'loyalty and devotion' setting in their workers and profits will soar through the roof #which simply CAN'T be that hard to do. since we're all dumb hicks who never went to college (to get a REAL degree)#just throw enough fishing/sports/camping metaphors out at us and surely we'll be won over.#sorry work has been. irritating. lately.

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