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lumiereswig · 11 months ago

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What is your opinion on lumibelle

i find it attractive because i do find the appeal of french-sex-machine vs nerdy-bookworm to be hot. but i haven't written it ever because i've never found a way to really make it work, since you'd have to sideline plumette and adam to make any of the story function (and i love plumette too much to do that, and where the hell do you put adam). I think they occasionally have a passing flirt, but belle knows it's never serious and lumiere just does that with everyone

#you are talking to the candle blog of COURSE i think he has romantic chemistry with everybody. look at him. hot #lumiere is constantly dtf. we know this. but he's also a gentleman and would never do shit unless belle was like #HEY I'VE DECIDED TO ABANDON MY ENTIRE CHARACTER. AND COMMIT ADULTERY. THAT'S SOMETHING I DO NOW #which she wouldn't so. whole point nil unless we wanna write a crack fic #asks #i feel like anon is trying to bait me but oh well. yes i want candleman to fuck everybody. hes too romantic to live

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